>Crane?
lane?
>>222885354Get it on a board, I’ll haul it in
>>222885354Plane?
>>222885645> crashing in progress...
Train?
>>222885354>>222885628The freight plan I just listed with the builder lists me, my inventory, Dr. Pallet here, but only ONE delivery.
>>222885354chinese liveleak videos are so kino
>>222885354>Um, you don't get to bring non-union friends
>He didnt ply so good
>doctor paver
>>222885769>Dr. Palletkek
>>222886066>doctor paver, i'm DIY
>The fired rises
>>222885354>If I fill this up, will you dry?
>>222885354>Hardy just released a rap album where he raps as Bane >namedrops CIA with Busta Rhymes >zero threads Explain
>They expect none of us in the wreckage, brother.
>>222886223It would be extremely solid.
>>222886375You're a brick guy
Was ignoring regulations part of your plan?
>>222885769>Dr. Pallet
>>222886329Lmfao
>>222885354Lotta ppe for an undocumented employee
>>222885354Lotta loyalty for a hired contractor.
I'm working security at a construction site right now (no, I've never been blown by an overweight mafioso, please stop asking) and just the sight of a hardhat and vest makes me want to die.
>>222886328wtf so he's a part of czarface now?
>>222889288Worked manual labor for 3 years, I can confirm shit sucks.
>>222885769>>222885924>>222886005Bravo Nolan
>>222885769
>>222885354>Crane?I'm listening
>>222885354¿Si Senor?
>>222886087WHEEZE
>>222886329I love you faggots sometimes.
>>222885354>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the vest
>Plane?
best thread on /tv/ right now
>>222885769Fucking hell.
>>222891047If I pull this off will you die?
>>222886223>How much more concrete does the pour need?>YOU ASSHOLES I'VE BEEN CALLING YOUR FUCKING PLANT FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR, I NEED ANOTHER 100 CUBIC BEFORE THIS WHOLE THING DRIES AND THE SUPER IS ON MY ASS AND->Time to go mobile
>>222885671KEK
>>222886329Holy fucking shit.
>>222889362Working manual taught me the difference between “light” and “heavy” construction. Never work “light.”
>>222885354Perhaps he's wondering you'd inspect the rigging after you lifted it with the crane?>>222886329Lel
>Fluch?
>>222891542It debris extremely painful
>>222891542Your lungs would be extremely paint full
>>222885671Doctaar Pavu!!!
>>222892158KEK
>>222885671>If you use the loo, will you die?
>>222885769kek. And people say baneposting is dead.
>>222885354>>222885586>>222885671There's no question mark, dumbasses. Jfc you guys can't do one thing right. He says like it an exclamation like he knows who it is. In a non questioning tone. It's just bane.
>>222892460No he's obviously confused. Can you not see it clearly through Aiden Gillan's perfect acting performance?
>>222885354You're a big guy.
>>222892460He says it with enough surprise to merit a question mark, you chronic autist.
>>222892502>for Union
>You're a big site.
>>222892460ESl-un, in English we can use question marks to denote surprise even when there is no doubt and the speaker is not asking for more info.
>>222885354Denny Crane at your service. How may I help you sir? Not enough bloodbags for the flight? Cops found something in the wreckage? Is Someone threatening to pull your mask off and being nosy about it?? Need an injunction to hide the details of a flight plan? Cape wearing vigilantes bothering you? Call us immediately at Crane, Pool and Schmidt and we will solve your problem in no time.
>>222885671Dr Patel, I'm CEO
>>222892576For Peru
>Well congratulations, you got caulk! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
plane?
>>222892881>Finishing this bathroom.>WITH NO ASKEW TILES!
>>222892881sealing this drain
>>222892982you're a dig guy
>>222892581>ESl-un, in English we can use question marks to denote surpriseNo we goddamn don't. I can tell you're in your early 20s because it's the younger generation that's been constantly misusing question marks.
>>222891542Silicosis would be extremely painful
>they work for the contractor, the PPE man
>>222886329
I'm watching The Wire for the first time now and it was a jumpscare when CIA turned out to be a big character
>>222891406He looks like he's betting on a dude fucking an alligator.
>>222892460Turn on the captions and see how wrong you are.
>>222895846You don't know what a jumpscare is then.
>>222885354drain?
>>222885769Don't worry, no sign for it
>>222885769How is there somehow still more humor to be extracted from Baneposting? Every year I think we have done it all and only repeat the past, but every year I am surprised.
>>222892502>You’re jib guy.
>>222885671Not enough human feces on the tracks
>>222885354> original Nixkönner hier
>>222885354>>222885586HAHA What will you guys think of next?
>>222885671>If you don't get the Google Play cards, will you die?
...
>>222885769>Dr. Pallet hereLOL
>>222886087LEL
god im so fucking old, I remember during HWNDU anon dressed up like CIA and did the pose at like 3am kek
>>222897882It will be extremely expensive
>>222886329Winrar
>>222891584Whys that?
>>222886329my fucking sides
>>222898393Sane?
HE DIDN'T PRY SO GOOD
Thats a big forklift.
>>222898549Fork you.
You chuds really find this funny huh?
>>222898393If I pulled that straightjacket off, would you cry?
>>222887899I'm a Blue Pallet.
>>222898567Somebody get this hot head outta here!
People say Nolan isn't a hack yet he made this scene and is proud of it.
>>222892631Kek.
You're a Big Tree.
>>222885769>>222886329Maybe this meme isn’t dead after all
>charleMAGNE?
Pane?
>>222885354>Crane?It's a big vehicle
>>222898862>>222898862>>222898862>>222898862
>>222898393Somebody get this hot head IN here.
>>222898180Heavy constructions uses tools and material so heavy, there's no way you can carry any of it by hand so you basically just operate heavy machinery.In light construction you haul all the shit by hand to the 6th floor. Tools, wood, bags of concrete, you name it.Just like a light mortar is 200lbs to carry and a heavy mortar is mounted on a truck.
>>222885354What if CIA was a big guy ?
パベル博士、私はCIAです
>>222898984BRANU???
I'M C&A
>>222885671No padiram you stay, they expect one of us to redeem
>>222898984You're a big gaijin
Great, the facebook fag and twitter niggers got wind of this thread
>>222889288>no, I've never been blown by an overweight mafioso, please stop asking
>>222886328>rap "music">zero threads no shit. no sane man wants to listen to a nigger's simian screeching
>>222892460In the Japanese version he even says “Bane ka”
You don't get to bring subcontractors.
>>222892389It would be extremely hygienic
>>222885354Nolan was a copy cat.
>>222892460It is left ambiguous by the genius of Nolan. Was CIAaffirming or questioning the presence of Bane? We'll never know. The nuance of the performance is off the charts, much intriguing poignant.
>>222899875They did that in A View to a Kill too
Kek, this thread is goldBaneposting truly never dies
>>222899875>shooting someone before throwing them off the planestupid>shooting someone AFTER throwing them off the planekino
>>222885354plane?Trane?PLANTANE??
>Doctor Pavel? I’m DOG
>>222899505
>>222889288My arch-nemesis....
>>222886087>he wasn't insured
>>222900023If I give you a scooby snack will you shut up?
>>222885354RAIN??!
>>222898881Yeah the concrete guys in "heavy" only sits in hist truck(s) all day to pump out concrete while the "light" manual pleb gotta stir it, lead the pipe, plant and dig out the air fences, do the clean up and all the other shit
>>222900118It would be extremely tasteful.
>>222900137For Shaggy
Lain?
>>222900186you're a rig ruy
>>222900325Ruh-Roh.
>>222885354>well congratulations we installed all the electrical wiring to specification! what's the next step of the electrical plan?
>>222900355Running this CAT5, with no fibre
>>222900355>frying the power supply, with no backups.
If I take off that hi-vis, will you comply?
>>222886087Lmao
>>222885354alive meme
>>222885671ahhh you got me goddamit
>>222885354>and Red Lake, ah shuposhe that's off the table too?
p-plane?
>>222898627For Yew.
>>222886328auralnauts did that like a decade ago
>>222901053for you
>>222900821Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would marry a woman before throwing her out of a moon door.
>>222892982With no air vents!
>GAMES?
>>222898393So tell me about Bane. Let's go over your childhood first
>>222899505Listen, rarely, okay, it rarely happens.
>>222885354ZANE?
>Kane?
>...with no supervisors
>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would chute a can
>>222898940how fucking hard was it to put planes instead of trains? Dumb ass.
>They work for the mutant. The hooded telepath.>Elaine?
>>222885354stfu you faggot its over 10 years the film was fucking dogshit
>>222905098
It would be extremely craneful
>Have we started the spire?>Yes, the spire rises.
>>222903222kekked and checked
>Smee, Maimen and Dr. Paveleer Were their names ever explained? Were they Polish or something?
>>222885354No one cared who I was before I became forklift certified
>>222906298>Dr.lol turn the subtitles on next time, guy’s name was Doug Torpavlerreé
>>222903100BAH GAWD KING, AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE'LL EXPECT ONE OF IN THE WRECKAGE OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE. OUR SPANISH BROTHERS ARE BROKEN IN HALF
>>222886329>>222886087proof tv is worth coming to
>>222886329I don't get it
>>222889288>I've never been blownWell, you said you've never been blown...
Bane posting is back? holy shit
>>222899972GAIN?
>>222885354no permit
Kain?
>>222885354>go home for the day jesus.>no, stay here. I'm in charge.>do you feel in charge?>You signed a contract, I paid you a small fortune to retile my shower...>and this gives you... power over me?
Wish I hadn't got to this thread so late. Seems like it would've been fun.
>>222886329So lucky I decided to visit /tv/...
>>222893158>I can tell that I'm right because the worldview I have chosen to cultivate tells me I am
.
>>222885769Holy fuck baneposting is eternal.
>>222909572I'll keep making new threads until Avengers: Doomsday releases and then I'll switch gears.
>>222891894Kek
>>222899920what about shooting a man while throwing him out of a plane
>>222900206AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN
I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out a "perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane" joke for fucking 12 hours now.Like it needs to be about doing two things to something, when only one thing needs to be done, like if there were two ways to fix a joist in place and he did both, that sort of shit, but I either don't know the proper terms, or can't find them.
>>222910756go find some construction guys and explain the situation to them so they can help you
>>222910749FOR YOU!!
>>222909473Cain?
>>222909305You're a big guy
>>222885354my construction site would be very gainful, for you.
>>222910749NOW DOCTOR TRY TO HOLD ON DEARBUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR
>>222892595Oh shit he's joined us in the wreckage brothers.
Rain?
>>222911033AND YOU KNOW THE FIRE RISES, BROTHERIN THE WRECKAGE THERE CAN BE NO OTHER AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THINGI AM BIG GUY, I AM FOR YOUI HAVE LOST IT ALL
>>222885769im not laughing at this one. what is the joke here?
>>222912902HELPS ME TO BREATHE
>>222910756Excellent use of your time anon.
gains?
>>222885354FAME?
>>222902031I'm watching GoT for the first time and I just heard him say 'she didnt fly so good' when this scene popped up
>>222903245
>>222914170lame
Dr. Incel I'm KI.NO.PLEX. You don't get to be alone.>Don't worry, I brought friends *points to falcon"And why would I allow it in? >It was trying to nab the popcorn bucket. It works for the inspectors, the masked menPENIS INSPECTION? Get it inside I'll start the ads reels
>>222912938
>>222902995He didn’t fly so good.
>>2228929634smooth
>>222899972fucking hell
>>222892963>>222914918If I take that top layer off, will you be smooth?
