Strenuous Physical Recreation EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>222866303
star trek sex with shran
>>222885781>Ro Laren
forgot the subject line, whoopsie!
star trek sex with toyota jan
Finally a horny thread.
>>222885795>5'9this photograph is dishonest
It's on /trek/ to provide content for me to consume.
>>222885939
Is it a consensus that the Delta quadrant is a shithole that should be nuked?
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>admiral kirk>captain spock>captain scott>commander mccoy>admiral chekov>captain sulu>commander uhura
Horrific fucking movie. Non-stop action sequences with zero plot. Idiotic writing (magic blood, among others). Retarded stunts, like it's Mission Impossible or Fast & Furious or something. Ugly Michael Bay Transformers CGI clusterfuck destruction porn all over the screen. Embarrassing callbacks and "homages". Cringeworthy dialogue, acting, and characterizations. "Khan" who's not Indian or even a Mexican but pale ass Bentdick Cucumber.But I guess normies loved it, right? That's all that mattered.
>>222886160Budget $190 millionBox office $467 millionnormies barely noticed. sumner retired 10 years too late.
>>222886240The JewJew Abrahams movies were a passing fad that was quickly forgotten about, but the lasting damage they did to Star Trek is irreparable.
>repressed memory is actually a virus that is resolved by the Doctor putting a cortical stimulator on the character's headThis is pretty much Voyager in a nutshell tbdesu
>>222886317Thank goodness TerrBear saved Trek.
>>222886317it wasnt even a fad. they barely broke even and there was very little appetite for more.
>>222886355I'd let that bitch fall and laugh
>>222886360you're never going to get that 7 of dyke show you retarded fake fan
>>222886363>they barely broke even>budget $190M>box office $467Myou are a special kind of stupid
>>222886363probably made a killing on home video though, i bet they were very profitable movies
>>222886378Legacy will happen sooner than you think. >t. Industry Insider
why do Tasha Yar and Tal Shiar sound so similarIt's like naming your kid See Yaiyay
>>222886497It's going to fail in terms of viewership. That part of the fandom is in for a brutal reality check.
>>222886415standard is to double budget to account for marketing and theater share (it is widely believed that this understates the actual costs for big budget productions)>$380m cost>$467m returnthats barely breaking even in a world full of zero risk 5% vehicles. it was supppsed to gross a billion.
>>222886497legacy will never happen because microsoft owns the title. you retards have no idea how the industry works. tying their pipe dream to a dead end title is no accident. nobody wants to accidentially step on something that actually has a chance of being developed.
>>222886497current nutrek is about to die, the next reboot will be another tongue-in-cheek parody by the DnD guys>>222886498as a little kid i was always confused by the troi romulan episode when they kept saying "the tasha yar"
I don't want anyone to panic, but the Nick Mullen holoprogram I use exclusively for sex escaped and went rogue. Is there any chance we can hide Harry Kim until this blows over?
>>222886119I've been an Anonymous Ensign for over ten years in /trek/.
>>222886654thats weird. i was always confused by troi speaking such perfect romulan that the paranoid captain cunt never even considered turning off the universal translator to expose her.
>>222886586The fandom consists of1. A frozen population of Millennials-and-up plus about 10 autistic zoomers who've stumbled on the old shows2. People who were actually drawn in by NuTrek(?)I don't really have much of a mental model of who #2 are, beyond the handful of miserable wokeshits who watch it so they can complain about chuds on bluesky or reddit. They can't seriously have any lasting loyalty to the franchise, can they?
in spectre of the gun what do you think would have happened if kirk and crew simply ambused the earps and tied them up and locked them in a barn?
>>222886676no gfjust got to cargo bay 6go to holodeck 4go to quarters
>>2228867742 is 95% a subset of 1. "people" who have based so much of there personality on being trek fans that they have no choice but to embrace nutrek
>>222886788star trek sex
>>222886774what's bluesky?
>>222886820of course. i should have known. sorry for being a newb
I wanna go on a star trek cruise with all my /trek/ frens!
>>222886821Much smaller, gayer version of Twitter
it's buffer time, khionian bitches
>>222886867the demos are very old obese and gay otherwise i would seriously consider it; and you would literally need to pay me at least $1000 per night to get me on a non-trek cruise ship. its horrific in the best of circumstances, anything goes wrong and youre likely swimming in literal shit.
>>222886881is there a good single source for who owns all the trek licensing rights? it seems like someone is very interested in controling the movies. less control of the series, and basically a free for all afte that. how in the hell can you allow a MTG series and lower drecks game to be created? need to have some minimal standards if you expect anyone to value the brand.
>>222886997the game is true to the spirit of the show
>>222886867sell me on it. I went on a cruise once and I didn't really like it
>>222886881>>222887006embarrassing
>>222887256its cant be real thing. its like a arbys kids meal pamphlet or something
>>222886997MOST of Star Trek officially licensed stuff is utter fucking slop. this isn't new. you can probably get the rights for like 14 dollars
>>222887310is there a list? i might be interested in securing some rights but i have no idea where to start.
>>222887045We got a regular David Foster Wallace over here
>>222887374idk where to start either all i know is you can go on the MeTV store and see all the landfill destined cheap garbage with Star Trek slapped on it that exists.
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>>222887415the thing is, I know probably at least 2500 of those people are nutrek enjoyers so I dont wanna he around them let alone trapped on a boat :/
>>222887389Do they have lobster at Quark's?
Imagine me on a boat with all of you guys hahahahahahaha
>>222887389>David Foster WallaceLoved him as Niles on Frasier but honestly Sammy Hagar was the better front man
>>222887415What's the deal with ameriturds and cruises? Is it because they have literally nothing worth visiting, being a country without a history of any note?
A picture of James Doohan and William Campbell (the squire of gothos) with Moe and Larry in the early 1970s.
>>222887546Uuuhh Americans love all you can eat?
