HOH: DrewNoms: Lala, Taylor, YashVeto: YashTwist Victim: HaleyDay 55 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222878067
hi
>>222886558SHOUT OUT AARON
>mfw I think I'm good otb but get blindsided by barrett
good shit
>>222886595Is it me or did Vince get even lankier?
tick tock vetties
devens leaving on drew’s hoh is gonna be so based
>Devens- I guess Zingbot didn't get to Taylor too bad. She's still in her bed. >Drew- I'd be so mad if boring was mine. >Devens- I'd certainly get out of my pod. >Drew- I still think from her perspective she is like "I'm playing the game really well".
and when the blockbuster is a survivor knowledge quiz
kek drew>we already know yash cant put dee up. its going to me me, you and angela
>>222886620>he has the posture of a rat>and he plays like a ratGrod.... I kneel
>>222886627why do they talk about taylor laying in bed when dee does the same thing?
>>222886625she will not let that happen
imagine what taylors pod smells like
>>222886656>pod bed>hoh bedyou tell me
>drew i hope dee wont think im choosing melody over you guys if i put you up as a pawn>i mean i did give angela the stoneelimination involved passing a stone to keep people safe or something
>>222886706dee lays in her bed downstairs all the time too, she’s a lazy torta
David Girton is better than that cheap ass surfer bro poser in BB20
Are mid season twistfucks that result in a HG leaving going to be a thing from now on? Even if it's Thog her getting evicted without a house vote doesn't sit right with me. Goes against the whole point of the show
>Drew/Devens think Barrett is with them all the way
new malkinohttps://x.com/CBSBigBrother/status/2094138809445494900
>>222886823he will be after the dr is done with him
>>222886784surely rhapists and twittertards will raise the same outrage about this as last year...
>>222886823barrett is misting these fools
>>222886625He's supposed to go prejury
Barrett is an ally we Stan a non problematic king
>>222886856Nope, it's not a vet so no.
>>222886889it’s jury now though
>>222886620How does one achieve this body type?
>>222886784yeah it’s retarded and not big brother at all
drews overconfidence having won hoh is nauseating
>>222886852no one cares
>>222886582hi
>>222886958hi
>>222886852Too whimsical to live
>tfw no pq gf
so when will thog get exit interviews and such?
>>222887016As soon as you are outgoing bubbly and fun
>>222886910>7 person juryThink again
>>222886995hello all in chad
>>222887016thogmorrow :3
PQ reminds me of someone but i forgot whom. hopefully i remember before the end of the season
>>2228870325 person jury let’s gooo
>>222887034dual monitor feeds and ppv got me fucked up
So what is Angela’s plan? She’s benefitting from icon privilege but she’s not making any moves that benefit her
>>222886784>>222886937big brother is first and foremost about the social aspect of bringing all these people from different backgrounds and forced to live together in peace. its not about who can balance a ball on a shovel. there was a social aspect involved in the elimination like a knock out comp. if haley's social game wasnt so shit she might have not been eliminated. its essentially the same thing as a vote except she didnt get to save herself by putting together a 6 piece puzzle. the comps aspect is the worst part and actually not big brother
here's your season 28 winner bro
>>222887095hi grod you suck
Sexo con dee
>>222887132grod loves the comps
>>222887095we need food comps back thoughbeit
i hope melody does another phone call to her mom where she cries
I hope Melody gets topless and cams don’t cut away quick enough
now drew wants to stage a fake fight with devens. yeah this shit fucking sucks. its all so performative. i wish the feeds were still off
I would be horny as hell trapped in there for 3 months
>King Yash making Drew jealous
>>222886784>>222887095Still not as bad as Kamu getting fucked out of the house by a bs power when he was playing a very good social game
feel like pure shit just want this backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3vuDdnMpKY
show is literally unwatchable without haley
>>222887424this but mallory
>>222886784looking at the other nu-era midseason twists>bb24: split housegood twist. has a lot of potential as a substitute double eviction week. just needs some fine tuning and slight changes like eliminating the school yard pick >bb25: zombie weekcomplete garbage. no hoh, no veto, no noms, and the two recent evictees come back and have all the power since they're competing in a comp to come back in instead of the houseguests voting one back in. anyone involved in cosigning this twist should be fired>bb26: jankie weekkind of blah. it was just players forced to live outside for the week>bb27: white locustnot the best, not the worst. there is some strategy involved, people with good social games/bonds can survive easier, but it can fuck over a playeridk what this new twist fully entailed, but if it was similar to white locust, it seemed to favor those with better social games and haley had one of the weakest
>>222887476aside from zombie week, it's seems like all of these have been attempts at recreating dyre fest which was so stupid and barely even on feeds
>>222887016monday
>>222887476>it seemed to favor those with better social games and haley had one of the weakest her hands were tied
i want a twist where jury gets to stay in house
>two comedians walk into a bar. Neither are Melody because she isn’t funnyBrutal Devens lmao
https://x.com/aquafinajade_/status/2094132091042529770?s=20
>>222887667strategic queen taylor secured the bag with one movedr will would never
>>222887651That joke doesn't even make sense. You don't need to be funny to be a comedian. There's a reason Devens was stealing jokes from Jason and it's because Devens has no personality.
>>222887651I actually find Melody funny when she isn’t trying to tell jokes
i miss Thog
>>222887837https://x.com/arianabgmj/status/2094092849243709461Is this you
>>222887865YES
>>222887837Can someone post a link to one of those fuckass country song edits of Thog? It made me laugh.
>>222887651Drew is putting him up now just for this
Thog WAS BB28
Reminder that Ashley was evicted first on ChatBCC big brother and still placed higher than morgan
>>222887928ok trashley
Ashleytroons GET OUT
This is why the cookout existed btw. Racist pricks like drew love targeting minorities with no power
>>222888012wtf i love drew now
>>222888012he's just like me
Who is more pathetic, Vinny or Drew?
>>222888045Drew
Where were you when thog was kill?
>>222888012watch it, buddy
you cannot tell me that cuban hag in the kitchen isn't even 30, I refuse to believe it it's a worse lie than bowies
>>222888045Vince board don't let morgo tell you different
Dee being set on pushing Melody means Devens will go up. he's clearly not considering her but Dee doesn't seem willing to push Barrett
Dee is a rancid human being.
i would let dee perform analingus on my
>>222888093dee is the worst person ever born in the entire world - big mal
remind me when does he officiate the renoms? the longer it takes the more time for lala or taylor to spill that barret tried to fuck drew over
>>222888093I think you mean sexy and winning
>>222888093she's just having fun
SO MUCH FUN
>>222888012Yeah. Def has nothing to do with them having stronger comp players or all of them being deadset on evicting Drew last week.
i friggin lub big brudder
dee will be having less fun when devens gets evicted
>>222888137No way does he lose to lala or Taylor lol easy dub
You guys are talking about Devens getting evicted just like you were talking about Drew getting evicted
>>222888140if there's any physical element he might. Lala is a beast for 58.
>>222886927he's got some sort of condition
dee funito
grod would 100% rig a comp to save devens
>>222888165Fire making challenge!
>>222888111tomorrow
>>222888141sh-shut up
Frankly there's likely no real optimal move for Drew. Think he just has to bank on comps at this point. He's burnt too many bridges, Best chance at making a deep run is hoping the others understand he's a goat
>>222888172that would be a mistake, blacks are pretty good at setting fires
Dee's vibes are genuinely pretty rancid to me.
>>222888245you just can't handle her joy
>>222888216the best long term outcome is that he puts devens up and he goes home through a blindside by barrett. >vet renom puts him in slightly better graces with the minorities which might matter in jury>didn't actually know about the flip so can still be good with the hags while they lose their mind on barrett>gets out the most dangerous vet who also tardwrangled dee out of her more loony ideas so they'll fuck up moreI mean he'll still have to comp to the end but it might be slightly easier than the other moves
Those things are bolted in there. Barely any bounce
>>222888290
>drew hasn't been around melody once todayi think drew might finally be over melody
dead season
OMFG FUCK YOU DOLLY PARTON
>>222888290the only thing real about dee is her double chin
ick
>>222888438lil leah tummy yum
>>222888438
>>222888110Seething comp thrower words
>>222888307So she's a pipe queen?
>>222888123What that tongue do
How does someone have a double chin and no chin at the same time?
never hated a player more than barrett
never hated a player more than dee
>>222888438whose dicks did these two suck to be in the studio for the episode
>>222888290If dee wins you might as well just wire the winnings directly to her plastic surgeon
It bothers me how little Barrett has had to do to be in the amazing spot that he is. That said he's playing way too emotionally.Could easily regret partnering so close with Yash/Taylor/Lala.
>>222888554all three of them cut barrett out before each other
>>222888216>Frankly there's likely no real optimal move for Drewthe optimal move for his game is a barrett renom which would probably guarantee taylor going. whether he figures out the depth of barrett's betrayal in time is another question.
>>222888536Hey icko is a beloved BB cast member and doesn't need to suck dick for the main room
>>222888475idk you tell me
do you think melody is playing drew?
/ourguy/
>>222888596YUK
>>222888621male version of a pipe queen. id call him the hole king.
Is Drew seriously putting Devens up?
>>222888660devens needs link up with dee and spill all the shit barrett has done so dee pushes for barrett to go up
>>222888576That's why Barrett should've grabbed Drew and made it a 3 vs 3 vs 3 but the dude seems to hate him for some reason. Would rather risk going with the minority trio who will likely cut him before Melody or even Angela
>>222888596Cory definitely wanted to hear about the big dicks America took. Based cuckold
>>222888621would you rather encounter man or barrett in the woods at night
>>222888668>dude seems to hate him for some reasonBarrett has mental issues. Cap my post, he's going to come out as they/them or trans within the next 2 years. He is totally incapable of being acquaintances with a male.
>>222888596>Cory thinks basketball players have bigger dicks than football players. Lowkey a microagression.
>>222888613My impression is that she's too emotionally constipated to play Drew properly. That's what she should be doing and could likely get away with it if she wanted to but she has some major hangups that has her intertwining personal and game which causes her to kinda shutdown
>Devens tells Drew that Dee and Angela are already asking why he won’t just put Melody up >Drew responds asking why didn’t Dee put up Yash or Haley up as renom
>bb 26 and 27 winners were females >Survivor 49 and 50 winners were females Brothers? Are we pulling this out?
Dee’s tits don’t even look attractive
>>222888807Vets btfoed
>>222888807He should
Big brother comics will suck this year. 90% of this cast are coasters and flops.
>>222888807based drew finally growing a tiny bit of a spine
Where did the term 'goat' cone from? As in being a goat dragged to theend.
>>222888807>"Why won't you just let us win you dumb fucking newbie?"wtf is Drew's problem?
>>222888815I don't think so>Devens is going to be the first vet leaving>Yash realistically won't make F2 >Drew won't win in generalOnly option is Barrett and I don't see him making it to the end either without locking in a F2 with Dee and praying everyone trades shots at each other
>>222888873I would sacrifice my life for her
>>222888873no wonder cory likes morgan
>>222888873ashley could never
Melody is Victoria tier shitty houseguest. But Atleast Victoria and Jenn city won something lol.
>>222888867It came from an internet post very early in Survivor where it talked about the four types of players to bring to the endFox = the favorite, someone you want to badly take out because they have the resume and social game to winBear = strong player, wins lots of comps but may not be the most likedBunny = liked player, not very strong but has good jury connectionsGoat = Shit comps, shit social game"Goat" just gonna caught on while the other 3 didn't
>>222888943Thats why hes mvp thats why hes the goat the goat!!!
>>222888915Cory is fucking Morgan now? How'd that happen?
>>222888943last year for example:Fox = MorgoBear = VinceBunny = AshleyGoat = Avayear before thatFox = ChelsieBear = MakBunny = RubinaGoat = Cam
drew and melody are donezo
If Devens goes I'm dropping the season.
>>222888986
>>222888986america and cory are in an open relationship
>>222889014HATE
>>222889004finally. she's been dead weight for fap
>>222889014come outta the closet brotha!
>>222889014He could be a good cast for a reboot of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho
The cookout statistically is the most successful alliance of all time
>>222889014I want to pin this rat down and force him to watch Candace Owens
>>222889014i think i'm cutei know i'm sexyi got the looksthat drive the girls wild
camera man trying his best not to film dee's ass
>>222889042Its smart but almost cruel to the non poc houseguests, Never understood how white players don't get Kyle'd by even assuming its possible in future seasons.
Can't wait for Barrett to win the season and make a 3 hour video essay called "I accidentally won a rigged game show" and the thumbnail is his face holding a giant oversized microphone with some clips in the background
Typical Ashley whttps://x.com/ashleyhollis_/status/2094155145164824724
It's insane how far Faggett has gone while avoiding rattcusations despite being the biggest rat in the game right now. The only reason people trust him is because he's some weird faggot unable to express emotions with a permanent SSRI stare
>>222889063A stronger man than me
>>222889100Barrett is definitely the type of sperg that would make a video essay about his Special Interest
BARRETT GOTTA GO
Ashley Hollis said that Barrett follows her and Barrett said that Ashley Hollis is his favorite winner
>>222889110This feels like when Hasan Piker tried to latch onto the Bricks & Minifigs drama despite having zero association with it.
>>222889004LOL. they will be cuddling again in the hoh room tonight just like last night.
>The icon privilege: How Big Brother 28 Turned the House into Late Stage Capitalism with Extra Steps
has devens talked game with icons at all?
>>222889160Hasn't he done podcasts about bb already?
>>222889110ashley babyface turn
>>222889303Ashley doesn't give a shit about Mallory, she just wants Mal on her side against Morgo
one month left...
I hope Mallory makes getting evicted 10th place in an reality tv show her entire identity and starts live-streaming to 60 people and goes on big brother cruises as a special guest.
>bb27 developments are just a proxy war between morgan and ashley
>>222889412same
>>222889412>big mal train ride on the big brother cruise
I hope Mallory finds a new reason to smile every day because that's what she deserves
>>222889412I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
>>222889443I like her lil smirk
>>222889426um sweetie the entire show is just a proxy war between morgan and ashley now
Thog leaving killed the season
Who did tucker side with in the proxy war?
>>222889412Walt a minute
Mallory was the last attractive woman on the season
>>222889412big mal is 11th place pre-jury flop, voted out by her own alliancethog is 10th place robbed queen, eliminated in rigged unfair comp
>>222889412this but unironically
>>222889497Too cute for the house
btw melody is #1 on jokershoe's seething
>>222888943never knew that
Why does Mallory get so much hate for crying? Meanwhile melody has some form of psychosis where she talks to her mom over a nonexistent phone and screams randomly.
>>222889556for doing what? she's not winning against anyone
Riveting feeds...
I feel bad for Devens. Hes too self conscious he can’t go swimming and take off his shirt.
>>222889556queen
>>222889599>this feeling
>ywn swing on the hammock with pq
>Yash hasn’t washed his bed sheets at all since he got therebro
melody sighting
>>222889599There's a gym in the house and he has nothing but time in his hands.
>>222889645I would’ve have saved her from the evil vets
>>222889680He doesn't have time. Between eating breakfast, brunch, elevensies, lunch, dinner, supper, and a late night meal, plus all the snacking in between, his schedule is full.
Not sure why Willie was ejected from big brother 14 he didn’t touch that chef guy the editing was wacky and staged.
reminder: episode is an hour later tonight at 9pm est
>>222889655it's his culture, don't be disrespectful, chud
>>222889761didn’t he headbutt him
>>222889797truly a sad night for country music
>>222889655imagine the stink
>>222889836No chef joe was a coward that made it up
>>222889797goddammit I have a fantasy football draft scheduled then
good thing they brought the feeds back early, this is riveting stuff
melody and taylor appear
Casting two survivor players was a mistake. We needed our Amazing Race Crossover Queen back. Jackie would have saved the season. Instead we got thumb-faced Dee.
>>222889977bet cassi is still smoking hot
that slow zoom on the open fridge door
>>222890023bogged
melody is so useless
>>222889014Actual limp wrist
>>222889634funny how left and right both get mad when the cookout is mentioned
>>222890023she dated that pedo comic after the show
>>222889954What's funny is, bringing the feed back early is actually worse then if they just left them off till the premierethey blocked out all the interesting shit for the people who watch live and then kicked them in the nuts by turning them back on knowing people will see the fallout
>>222889634Angela is racist she said thats the group
melody HATES drew now kek
>>222890207Does chuk like drew now though?
>>222890312He’s undecided
>>222890207>melody take a seat >(looks at camera) shout out aaron he should do it
>>222889014yeaa, he def trooning in a couple years. why are agps like this?
HOLY SHIT TURN OF FEEDS. MELODY IS CLEANING HER MAKEUP BAG
>>222890466looks gay
>>222889977bb17 is so amazing. love that season so much. Jackie was such a joy - honestly all the women of that season were.
>>222890466someone post the video he was in
>>222890502so does drew
Did you touch grass this weekend ay-non?
>>222890588He doesn’t even appreciate us the people that put his name on the map.
>>222890514yeah, i honestly don't think there was a single casting dud that season. I liked everyone for different reasons
>>222890588i actually did, i got ramen
>>222890514agreed, god tier season, good gameplay, interesting characters, clear sides, fun twist (jiz) that's not unfair bullshit, just wish vanessa won to top it off but it's still my favorite season
>>222890588Bb14 was a mid season with only a couple entertaining players but we aren’t aloud to talk about that.
>>222890608you sound fancy and sophisticated
>>222890466I wonder how he is feeling watching the live feeds.
>>222890466In general I don't hate zoomers but I fucking hate the entire concept of a situationship invented by them and anyone who finds themselves in a situationship deserves to be erased from the gene pool
>>222890697Back in my day those were called flings or one night stands.
drew just sitting there in silence watching melody clean in silence. how long can this go on
>>222890636Pretty much, aside from Frank's comp run and Dan being an absolute madman I never rewatch it outside of clipsOne of the ugliest houses ever, the blinding white/grey walls made me queasy and everything looks like it was in the middle of renovationsCompletely forgettable prejury as well, even Boogie and Janelle were non-characters
>>222890717if she keeps this up she is going to be the renom
melody is such a bad player
shes talking shit to herself again
>>222890769every season needs one
