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Name one film/tv character that could defeat him in a 1v1
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Robocop
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>>222899083
Reacher would uppercut his head clean off
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>>222899079
Thad Castle.
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>>222899079
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Niggly
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>>222899079
Gloss from Hunger Games
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>>222899115
>you look a lot like me… only you seem to be much stupider
>*throws him half way across the football stadium*
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>>222899079
Superman
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>>222899079
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>>222899079
He's no match for a strong female badass
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>>222899152
Would simply punch him with a kryptonite knuckle duster
>>222899169
Would simply make him cry by mentioning his family
>>222899194
The current season has him dealing with knife wielding assassins. He’ll be fine
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>>222899079
mickey mouse
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>>222899079
Mandatory DEI insert of a fat black negro woman with 100kg+ body fat at minimum
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>>222899079
https://beachgrit.com/2026/08/i-would-fing-annihilate-you-jonah-hill-reveals-fight-capabilities-in-new-interview/
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>>222899079
Bane?
CIA?
Catwoman on a bike?
Batman fighting like a young man with nothing to lose?
Detective Robin
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>>222899309
Why is the fat guy from Superbad trying to act like a tough guy?
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>>222899367
Reacher mogs Bane
CIA, on the other hand, is a different story. The powerful stance would intimidate even Reacher
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>>222899079
the pocket pussy
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>>222899079
RIP would, Grindr was a jobber
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Jack Lalanne
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>>222899079
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>>222899079
Good Solonius for he was not absent skill.
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>>222899568
With or without spinach?
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>>222899572
he gets spinach
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>>222899079
James Tiberius Kirk.
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>>222899079
E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy protagist... Rimanah!
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>>222899079
A 10000 year old vampire that looks like a loli would push his shit in.
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>>222899575
That’s unfair. Popeye with spinach is an unstoppable force
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>>222899593
Brouzouf status?
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>>222899079
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Staff Sergeant Robert Barnes.
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>>222899079
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>>222899633
Gained
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>>222899079
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
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>>222899079
Even his neighbor jew irl was able to defeat him
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>>222899079
Ez
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>>222899194
B-b-bakana...
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>>222899079
any guy with a gun
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Deadpool
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>>222899309
He doesn't even compare to the actual pros in hollywood
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>>222899079
Xavier Renegade Angel
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>>222899079
He's a really shit actor.
His show is barely above porn in terms of acting.
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>>222899079
our guy citizen vigilante
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>>222899079
You know what?
I'm taking you in.
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>>222899079
Realistically elliot page could beat him in a fight because reacher wouldnt be allowed to fight back so over the course of many days she would nickel and dime him into a ko.
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>>222899079
Scott Adkins, forma gladiador, could take him.
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>>222899079
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A bottle of Onions
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>>222899079
Beetlejuice
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>>222899079
statham
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>>222899309
lol he still has those fat jew knees
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>>222899079
This thing. They're scary.
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All of them, all they have to do is yell 'he misgendered me' and Reacher will commit suicide to repent.
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>>222899079
Reacher regularly gets his ass busted by henchmen in 1 on 1 situations. Do you watch the show?
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>>222899079
his brother
his father
his mother
Predator (if no plot armor, just stats)
Chuck Norris
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>>222899079
the Burn Local dude? Maybe?
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>>222900495
what a prag
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>>222899079
Forced to watch Cheyenne during pandemic. I thoroughly enjoyed the show. He would kick Reacher's ass.
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>>222906004
Before he roided out.
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>Alan Ritchson says people are afraid of him because he will speak out about Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Dz1oYUC0Y
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>>222906004
That's the exact guy I imagined when reading Killing Floor 20 years ago. Those Tom Cruise movies need to be erased from history.
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>>222906201
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>>222899806
According to the BTS footage on Blue Ray, he puts aside a fully loaded 10 gauge shotgun to go grab the lamp.
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>>222906228
KWAB
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>>222899079
CHOSEN ONE
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>>222899079
shrimp got this
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>>222904282
>screams a slur
>every fiber of Reacher’s being screams at him to violently punish this transgression
>can’t because the offender is disabled and that would be (literally) punching down, a mortal sin
>has an aneurism and dies
Flawless victory
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>>222899604
>would push his shit in.
Do you understand what you are saying?
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>>222899079
>me own fookin’ son
>beat the shit out that reacher feller
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>>222906207
I always pictured Kevin Nash as Jack Reacher
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>>222899079
Just get a black woman to speak to him, that'll distract him enough
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>>222907088
Yeah you can strike when he’s cutting her a check made out to BLM.
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Goku
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>>222899079
tom cruise reacher would probably just shoot him
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Who would win
Goku vs Jack Reacher(TRU)
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>>222905917
just whistle and click your tongue lol
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>>222907064
KWAB
They were both gaped too
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Lisa
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>>222899079
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>>222899079
Donald Trump. Film and TV star that turns this roid rage case into a whining little bitch.
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bookfag would bore him to death telling him about the reacher books
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Kill OP. Roided shit isn't impressive.
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>>222899309
His feet are so.. flat.
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>>222899309
>The only thing you're beating is a buffet, Jonah.
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>>222906944
Losing a fight as a male is the equivalent of getting raped and gaped.
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>>222899194
It's honestly crazy how true this is
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>call him a little raped faggot
>starts crying and shitting himself
anyone could beat the shit out of this roided retard
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>>222908630
Fair enough I guess. Bit graphic.
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>>222899079
The 9/11 plane hijacker
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>>222899079
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>>222899309
>hey aren't you the fat kid from Sup ....
>ARRRRRRRGHHH MY ORGANS
Winner



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