Especially Lower Decks. None of these new shows could even get close to Enterprise's worst season.
>>222900813Its those damn nazis!
>>222900813i would bet that enterprise on pluto beats nutrek
>>222900813I keep waiting for fatigue to finally kill Star Trek and Star Wars shit, then I see Dr. Who and lose all hope. Some of you worthless faggots will spend your headspace on this tripe for eternity.
>DS9 lovers on suicide watch
>>222900813I was the Nielsen ratings representative for my county for five years and I didn’t even have cable for those five years. I just looked up the TV schedule online and filled out a little booklet for ten minutes and got $20 a week.
>>222900813So people have kept losing interest in Star Trek for three decades running and it’s bunch of middle aged crying about how it’s terrible while they’re incapable of moving on?
>>222900813I'm sure they really care about ratings.
>>222900878>>222900908Keep going. You're so good at this.
>>222900908cable increased competition and star trek was never must see tv. the problem is paramount being short sighted. star trek value is in the reruns. if ENT had 7 seasons it would command as much ad revenue as TNG. same would be true if nutrek series were 170 eps. it doesnt need to be great, it just needs to be star trek.
>>222900969>Star Trek was never must see tvBest of both worlds part 2 was zoom zoom
>>222900969Things only get ad revenue if people want to see them. No one is willingly going to watch ENT with that dumb boomer theme song. No one is going to keep watching the faggotry and idiocy of nutrek.
>>222900936they do care, the bad ratings are intentional so they dont get stuck paying for production after the original amortization is done. the whole point of nutrek was for paramount to lose money by giving redstone and friends' subsidiaries billions to prop up peeplus and tank the stock so shari could get out.
>>222901006ent airs nightly on pluto and h&i and sometimes has a dedicated 24/7 pluto channel. someone is buying ads. they arent doing that at a loss for the fans.
>>222900936>Gina YashereJesus fuck I remember that name, she was on various English panel shows when I was a kid.>I am NIGERIAN>tepid applause/laughter from the crowdThat was her only joke. She was absolutely fucking awful in every single way.
GO WOKE, GO BROKEanother IP dead, thanks libtards!
>>222900992nta but don't be retarded
>>222901034People are also stupid enough to buy ads here. Streaming to the 50 people who want to watch trash is subsidized by the 6 people who impulse buy trash due to a brain malfunction. All it's doing is leeching a minuscule amount of bandwidth off an established backbone that's being supported by streaming other shows that are actually popular, boomtard.
>>222901072>i wasn't alive when it airedI could tell from the way you write.
>>222900813We're a Nielsen family. Everything I watch counts as 30,000 views. Sometimes, if I want something I like to be successful, I just flip the box on for my whole family, and it becomes 150,000 views. They basically nothing, but there's a certain power that comes from knowing that your decisions will determine what gets canceled and what continues to air. What did I watch today? Masters of the Universe twice, and season 2 of the anime From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman. Then I'll go to Paramount and watch some chudkino like Landman or Tulsa King.
>everyone in the thread is magically Nielsen nowIt's all so tiresome. It's like none of you bothered to grow out of having uncles that worked at nintendo.
>>222901187You're just jealous because you are the only Anon who isn't pulling 300k a year as a STEM graduate.
>>222901067>another IP deadIF ONLY
>>222901187zoomers are inherently dishonest
>>222900813Fascinating shit, because reddit and irl conventions and even the four year long /tv/ invasion would let you believe that LD was the most popular nutrek ever.
>>222901187I guess I just imagined this nielsen box under my TV, huh?
>>222900936>female Jem'Hadar
>>222900908more like they had a steady 4 million viewers for anything that was somewhat star treky like enterprise/voy/ds9then discovery nuked the franchise with no way back
>>222901187>>222901398anon btfo'd abandoned thread holy shit
>>222900813I think STD Season 2 was when I dropped off.It was weird, STD could do a decent monster of the week episode, which is what old star trek was also good at, I think only ds9 was really goot at any longer arcs.Red Angel stuff was just way too retarded for me and I had to drop it.Also felt like they wrote Burnham wrong.Vulcans are naturally very emotional, and by upbringing they learn to control themselves.Burnham should've seemed more vulcan than vulcans, not cry at the drop of a hat.
>>222900813but Mike Stoklasa said it was only one thousand viewers
>>222901398How do you get to be a nielsen family?
>>222901430Apparently it's a klingon mother and a jem'hadar father, still retarded but i guess it makes some sense
>>222901398>no timestamp>no white hand
>>222901476They approached us. My wife and I are a 30-45 white couple with three kids living in a suburban house that we own in Texas. I guess we fit a demographic they needed represented. They asked, we said yes.Since all of our kids under 5, 99% of the data they get is Bluey, Numberblocks, and other bullshit kid programming.
>>222901476You buy a decertified box on ebay and larp on the pedo site about having a family. It's easy.
>>222900936
>>222901494Better?
>>222901535Ask Grok to generate a thinner wife in your next post.
>>222901515Okay.
>>222901568>post proof>>here>no timestamp>>here>grok!Why ask if you're such a megafaggot you won't accept the answer?
>>222901610Because southerners are known liars.
What about the Orville though?
>i'm le family man>posting on 4chin and watching cartoons on a work dayFabrication.
>>222901620That might be, but if I tell a lie, it's worth 30,000 lies you unimportant pleb. Now I'll return to determining what shows get aired and what get canceled and you can continue to lick the trickledown off my nuts as you live by the decisions I make.
>>222901535Tell your mom her ring doesn't fit properly.
>>2229016473 and 4 are the kids. The box assigns a number based off your age, youngest to oldest. I'm 5. So, they're watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. *I* am shitposting on 4chan from my work computer.
>>222901669>*I* am shitposting on 4chan from my work computer.So, you're basically a nigger.
>>222901684A nigger with white skin, gainful employment, a house, wife, kids, and a nielsen box. You got me.
>>222901697Notice how you posted not your hand.
>>222901702>post your hand and prove you're white>>here>timestamp>>here>AI!Yeah, we've been down this road before.
>>222901723I asked you to post your hand and you posted a fat female's hand accompanying female writing. And you wonder why people call you hicks liars?
>oh jeez, wadda ya want me to do, wrtie a post number in the timestamp like everyone else here always doesYour larp is over, Carlos. This thread is all mine now. Post again. Dance monkey.
>>222901684It would be funny if pizza is cached on his "werk" computer.
>>222901731Alright, there's the Nielsen gateway, a timestamp, her hand and my hand. Do you need me to dox myself further to prove your seething non-white, not-woman having, non-nielsen box having niggerfaggot neet ass further wrong?
>>222901807Yes.
>>222901807>they still don't know what a timestamp entails on 4chanSeriously, let her look through the browser cache.>non-english notepad nameSo, not exactly white then.
>>222901860Post hand. :)
>>222901860>what's that Ah-zat-ah? foreign nonsense probablyHoly shit, confirmed shitskin
>>222901869>no post number in "timestamp">no u>wife is fine with pedophiliaOh look, more non-white behavior. :^)
>>222901900Still not seeing a hand, Rajeesh. Indians. 100% of the time, every time.
>>222901891Not English, so keep dancing for me.
>>222900878“Fatigue” isn’t real. It’s bullshit invented by executives to try to say “we didn’t fail, we, in fact, succeeded so hard the audience got tired of it!”
>>222900813>that huge blip for the Section 31 movieimagine that being your first introduction to Star Trek good lord
>>222901912That's tough talk coming from an Armenian.
>>222901918It is English, Sukdeep. D&D.
>>222901931Irish, but who cares. Where's your hand, streetshitter?
>>222901937>fantasy languages are EnglishI guess that's a confirmation your wife is a retarded hog, at least.
>>222900969TNG was clearly must see tv when they canceled it anon. In fact, it was provably and actively canceled at the height of its popularity in hopes of turning TNG into a successful movie franchise while the shows would act as advertising for TNG. They just forgot they needed to make good movies and good shows for that to work.
>>222901937>made up fagtasy name is Englishsaar...
So paramount is unable to argue with this fact they just have markers circlejerking itt
>>222901946I'm withholding it because you're the one taking directions from me. :^)
>>222901953>fantasy and mythology conceived of whites is inherently non-white>Tolkien is the most brown-coded writer in history!Just proving more and more what a shitskin you are.
>>222901066Knew I regonised that name from somewhereHer entire schtick was doing a Nigerian accentSo relatable... haha..
>>222901974>no bro, you don't understand! tolkien wrote my basement dweller game!Dumb hicks being dumb hicks.
>>222901969Then all we know for sure, is that I am white and you are not. Now, caddy for me jamboy.
>>222901455I liked the episode where one character is stuck in a time loop and decides he can’t do anything without the nigger’s help, who isn’t in the timeloop, and he needs to convince he’s in a time loop every time.
>>222901993I told you to dance and here you are, dancing. Good monkey. Better hope the "little" lady doesn't find out you'll do whatever you're told.
>>222901986>western fantasy is brown-coded>tolkien? brown>gygax and arneson? brown>Jason Bulmahn? brown>it's not white-coded like Vishnu saar
>>222902018>SAAR>I AM SUPERIOR BRAHMIN SAAR>YOU MUST DANCE LIKE MONKEY OR LOSE IZZAT SAAR>I MUST NOT POST HAND BLOODY BENCHODThey're not sending their best.
>>222900813Wonder what the ratings would have been if they had a spin-off show more directly in line with the male-skewing aspects of the JJ movies and ignoring the feminist culture war of the time. What happened here instead, a reorientation towards women and lgbt, was clearly a profound mistake.
Alright, that's enough owning Indians for me. Going back to watch 30,000 viewers worth of TV and enjoy owning a house and having sex. Have fun with the thread, LMAO
>he finally figured out whose bitch he isNot quite like being on reddit, huh?
>>222901122>We're a Nielsen family. Everything I watch counts as 30,000 viewsyou're kidding right
>>222902072dude you called someone out, they brought receipts and even proved whiteness then made you look like a bitch when you were told to post your brown hand. shitskin cope that you could walk away thinking you won is fucking unreal. india getting internet is the worst thing the jews ever did
>>222902052USAID wouldn't've paid for that and nielsen ratings only matter insofar as they determine the value of adspace.
>hey honey, come prove we're white on 4chan
>>222902158Well we know streaming numbers aren't saving these shows either.
>>222902125>lied about leaving the thread>pretends changing his writing style will make it less obviousSoutherners, folks.>>222902176He's 100% fucking those kids and his wife is in on it.
>>222902158>USAIDretard
what are they paying neilsen to do here?>measurement for all Paramount platforms including... streaming on Paramount+ and Pluto TVhttps://deadline.com/2025/02/paramount-global-renews-nielsen-contract-after-dispute-1236276830/
>>222900813picard really was a total flop.
>>222900813That's surprising
>>222901486My headcanon is that the Founders gave Jem'Hadar sex organs and ability to breed so they could use rape as a weapon.
>>222901807now upload a pic of her wearing lace underwear while holding the Neilson box with the current date written in sharpie on her tummy
>>222902943>Star Trek Embarrasses And Degrades Itselfstar trek was always embarrassing shlock doe?
