Hey /tv/, you ok?
still not watching it. still think troy is better and diane is hotter
>>222901027>cope
>>222900997Yeah I'm fine. How's Ukraine?
>>222901051>you will watch the movieno
Literally ALL discussion about this movie died. It's 100% watched entirely by jeets.
>>222901099>[Cope Intensifies]You lost, chud
it needed to make 2 bil just to break even
>>222900997I shilled for this film before I had seen it (just for fun)....It's surprisingly mid. Dialogues are unsharp, not a single line stays positively in mind, and the whole Tom Holland storyline was kitschy as fuck.
TWOOOO BILLIES???????HOLY SHIT
>>2229010522 more weeksIran status?
>>222901109>YOU WILL WATCH THE MOVIEno
White trash kids are on suicide watch. Wait until the midterms. It's gonna get hilarious here.
>>222901109I’ve read the book why would I need to watch the movie ?
>reported figureno one i know irl has mentioned this movie at all, i haven't met a single person that said they've seen it or wanted to see itso who the fuck paid money and actually watched it? did they sell a billion tickets in india? or straight up lie about the number?
>>222900997So it's as good and profitable as a transformers movie?Lmao this shit only proved detractors right
>>222901141>a non-retarded frogtardI'm almost impressed. But yeah, it's extremely mid. Probably Nolan's worst. I did like the Trojan horse being an allegory for MAGA destroying civilization though. It was accurate.
>>222901232i saw it with my family so it definitely made at least $40
>>222901232Judging from the way you write, no one you know has any interest in history nor reading nor the money for tickets, sooo...
>>222901232You lost, chud.
>>222900997And nobody liked it and nobody remembers it.Bravo bad movie
>>222901141>I shilled for this film before I had seen it (just for fun)....Have you ever considered being less of a humiliating faggot? Just for fun?
>>222901232>so who the fuck paid money and actually watched it?reddit's current answer is scalpers
>>222901269People who watched it don't read, let alone study
>>222901052Dude Ukraine could collapse tomorrow and Russia would still never live it down.
>>222901260>>222901269>>222901273>instant 3 replies from pakistan
>>222900997Yeah i'm fine. Don't know a single soul who watched this, but i'm sure it isn't just money laundering like Black Panther.
>>222900997normalfags are morally bankrupt retards with shit taste, news at 11. Are you ok bootlicker?
>>222901317You lost, lil' chuddie
reply again lol
>>222901317wrong, sorry. i saw it in a midwest theater in the middle of nowhere and ate popcorn. it was a fun experience.
zero cultural impact
can't fathom how people thought a nolan movie with that cast and marketing behind it would flop because of muh wokechuds are retarded
>>222901301>can't end his sentence like a white person
>>222900997Yeah, I haven't watched it
>>222901360Sure thing you lost, chuddles.
>>222900997>on a reported 250 millio budgetyeah, nah, they spent over 500 million just to sell a lie, maybe it made like 300 million profit, maybe?
>>222901440>leftard trying to look like he didn't support products for political reasons onlykekI guess the movie was THAT bad
>>222900997uh oh has someone checked on the clittycal drinker?
>>222901232thisit's fucking insane how not even on the internet talked about the actual movie itselfbefore it released the main topic was culture warsthen on release some funny scenes leakedbut like 1 week literally nobody talked about it anymoreit's fucking crazywho the fuck watched it
>>222901394They overestimate their drawing power
>>222901563You lost, chud
>/tv/ was not, in fact, ok
>>222900997/tv/ ARE YOU OK?!/tv/ ARE YOU OK?!ARE YOU OK /tv/!!!
And I still haven't met a single person who went and saw it in theatres. Funny how that goes.
>>222901148
>>222900997>talking about money>not talking about the movieStill worthless.
>>222900997I'm happy. This was one of the best collective chud meltdown events in recent memory. It took me back to the TLJ era. In some ways it was better because they NEEDED it to fail to validate their delusions but it was a massive hit on release. This must have completely shattered and demoralized a lot of them, which makes me feel good. The best part was the copes when it came out>the theaters are empty!!!kek I'll chuckle about this for years
>>222900997it's the labubu of movies
>>222901698You don't have any friends so it's unsurprising.
>>222901698literally nobody cares about your anecdotal evidence
Good for them. I still have zero interest in ever watching it.
>>222901232Probably the same peope who "watched" the Avatar movies
Spiderman won, seethe brownshit
Oh wow it just broke evenI'm SO impressed...NOT
now adjust for inflation…
>>222900997Mossad is having some fun with that cash money
>>222901837>completely different movie it wasn't competing with Chuds resorting to glorifying capeshit now lol. Odyssey is a gift that just keeps on giving
>>222901709They're absolutely buck broken by it.
>>222901861
zoom zooms self-identifying as "chuds" to be able to feel like they're sitting at the cool kids' table thought they've got their own Gamer Gate saga and larped a little too hard.maybe next time. lol
>>222900997Will making 2 billion suddenly make it a good movie? No. Then what are we talking about here?
>>222902143The fact that you're seething in public.
>>222902117they all look gay, but what the fuck is that tom holland picture?
>>222901247At least with Transformers no one pretends the movies are any good
>>222901232bec it is all bullshit.
>>222901250You leftards can't project any harder if you tried lmao
>>222901052seems like they're winning the war and Russia's close to collapse
>>222900997In China, basing your identity on someone else's "success/failure" that you have nothing to do with is called "spiritual victory". It keeps people oppressed by the government's boot (or iron fist) mentally preoccupied, to cope with their undesirable reality and never push back to the government. OP is a shill grooming for this "spiritual victory" mental trapping, instead of just assessing a PRODUCT in a (oligarch-integrated) marketplace.
Why did chuds think they could take on Nolan?
>>222904951You weren't here before its release, that's ok
>>222904951You lost, chud
>>222900997the biggest loss for chuds in a while
>Hey, you! That's right, you stupid chud bastards! That's right! Say hello to Nolan, and Zack fuckin' Snyder! You stupid fascist pigs! Look at you! You have Uwe Boll! What were you thinking? Making a thousand shitthreads, interrupting our lives... For what, you ignorant, servile scum! What the fuck are we doing here?
>>222901027Troy is simply not a very good movie. It I stop watching it the moment before king of Sparta is killed. Because then it becomes trash, atleast Nolan pretends to care about the original story. Its more than Petersen did.
>>222901573because its more fun trolling you retardeds.Also its better than Opp, and Tenant, worse than anything else he has done.
>>222901027fpbp
>>222901850it broke ever well over a billion ago lol.
>>222901027>hasn't seen itYour opinion is worthless.
>>222900997better than you, watchie
>>222900997>normies being retarded sheepYeah we knew.
>>222905723>retardedsThe irony of this misspelling is amusing to me.
>>222905582Nice.
>>222905768No you retards kept screaming about going woke making you broke. You said the normies wouldnt watch it.
>>222905768Unlike Miggers right?
>>222905777ya its bad.
>>222900997Critical Drinker? Nerdrotic? Where are your videos regarding the bix office numbers for this movie?
can't wait retarded chuds on /v/ to also get absolutely buckbroken by gta6imagine seeing one of the biggest media releases of the year (whether it's games or movies) and thinking to yourself "hmmm those normies sex-havers will absolutely enjoy the fuck out of this thing, therefore it's bad and it will flop and trillions will die"I genuinely think gta6 at launch will nuke the board for a solid two or three weeks, broke fat pclards can't afford a $500 console to play the biggest most anticipated launch in the history of gaming
YWNR2B
>>222905959Cheapest console to pay gta 6 on is over 500 dollars sperg, on top of the game itself being digital only and 100 dollars. It will sell though because normies are too stupid to realize what's being done
>>222906073You will never have sex
>>222900997>Hey /tv/, you ok?yes, i dont live and die by how successful media i detest is. is it a bummer? sure, but you dont give up the fight just because you dont win every single battle
>>222906073>over 500 dollars spergwe warned you retard, should've bought one at launch now fuck off from my hobby if you can't afford it, also consider getting a job for onceabsolutely worth it for once in a lifetime event btw>game itself being digital only and 100 dollarthat's a pretty low price for a game you can play literally for a solid decade if you wanted>it will sell though because normies are too stupidit will sell more than enough because people recognize quality from rockstar that has been absolutely killing it with their latest games, not only that but you are mad that the so called normies (a term that actually stands for regular well adjusted sex having members of society that are ahead in life compared to you) are gaming more than you are lmao, yet you have the nerve to bitch about it like some authority on the subject
>>222900997Why don’t you dig up some threads from the archives in which anons said it would flop. I’ll be surprised if you can find three and those will probably be tranny false flags anyways. Nobody said it would flop and if they didn’t fuck the cast up it would probably have made $100m more so put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
Leftists really are sad people with empty souls. All they have is cheering for garbage media and pretending to like it. Really seems like there's no such thing as an honest leftist.
>>222905804Shut the fuck up blue miggers (you) are just as gay.
$1.8B -1.
>>222906197>you dont give up the fight just because you dont win every single battleThere's no fight, it's just weirdos screeching their delusions into the ether.
>>222906332Make it - 2
>>222900997The left tried so hard to get this to flop as soon as they realized it had a conservative message
>>222906473what was its message? "Go home, warcriminalman, go home and be happy"?
>>222901114yeah, 250 million equals 2 billion
>>222905708>atleast Nolan pretends to care about the original story.what
>>222901232I don't know anyone that saw it either but then again my family and friends don't really go to the movies anymore. I still haven't seen a single film in theaters this year.
>>222906206I didn't expect to see you here, ACfag. Go back to your shithole
>>222906206>my hobby>plays gta 6>defends gta 6>doesn't understand how people who play more than 1 game per year might not like gta at allIt's barely even a past time for you, be honest. I bet you'll reply before you read this part but I agree that the chuds are being retarded about gta6, there's plenty of non-political reasons to hate it, however.
>>222901232>straight up lie
>>222906629If it’s not on steam I’m not playing it. It’s really that simple.
>>222906206From the preview it looks like a gf simulator that you can’t fuck, and for that reason, I am out.
>>222906902There's an old saying, "A conservative will eat a turd just so a liberal will have to smell his breath," so this is the opposite of reality lol
>>222900997I won't watch it, bro.
>>222900997Hmm...Sorry, but Spider-Man up a got 2 billy!
>>222901232>lets go see the new Nolan>yeah, but don't tell anon. He's very weird about itThis happened in your life
>>222906955>literally just going "No u"The left are not sending their best.Or perhaps they are, which is more tragic.
>>222906955When did conservatives suddenly become the sane ones?Was it the same time it became a left wing position to want to nuke israel?
>Wilson’s translation has sold more than a million copies since it was published, Simon said.>“We saw an uptick, though, as soon as the movie was announced, and a tremendous increase leading into, and following, the release of the film,” Simon added.So the book sales are part of the tax write off?
>>222907097>literally just going "No u"Correct, that's what you did, lol
>>222907097He’s the best retard they could find LMAO.
>>222907350None of the statues are from the right era lol. They are several hundred years younger than Homers tale. It's also completely fucking retarded to imagine the historical Greeks lookin the same way as completely idealized images of literal demigods.
>>222900997/tv/ lost once again
>>222900997I didn't give a shit when it released and I don't now. Still think it's funny how it's supposedly grossed all this yet there's no videos of full theaters like there are with literally every other "blockbuster"
>>222901232Same. This shit was so astroturfed lmfao.
>>222907515You guys are serious? Because there are no videos or zoomers screaming some meme at a meme scene in cinema it must be a conspiracy?
>>222907185A pile of Wilson’s translation is sitting in my book store, while Littmore, Fagles, and even some Rieu releases where taken first.S'nice.
>>222900997>Local 70mm imax theater is still being sold out everyday Troybros...
>>222907596It's not a conspiracy. It's just typical astroturfing. Studio buying out tickets and then claiming it's so good they're selling out to inflate the numbers. Disney has literally been doing it with Marvel slop since the 2020 Kinogeddon
>>222900997Couldn’t crack 2 billion lmfao
We will never be able to discuss this movie seriously, wont we...? It will be just bait, cope, and U MAD posts forever and ever.
>>222907446>those aren't ancient greeks!>they're from a century before homer!>also statues don't look like people!>we wuz!Are you arguing for historical accuracy, and siding with casting modern africans and indians as ancient greeks?
What is wrong with normalfags? Are they retarded?
>>222900997still not watching, zero cultural impact
>>222907446The greeks in the movie aren't even greek bro. They didn't hire a single fucking greek
>>222907350>Asian showed up.>Destroyed the last hinge I had in trying to get into the flick.
>>222907871I didn't watch it either. I'm just baffled by the absolute state of normalfags. These guys can go out there and shakey-cam some bullshit with cheap costumes, cut it up with some CG, and then sell this garbage for a billion dollars? Normies are not human beings, consuming this crap.
>>222907446Media should portray idealized humans.
>>222900997jeetland and chinkland don't count
>>222907871>zero cultural impactMan I love this excuse, literally every normalfag I know went see it.
>x6 multiplierObsession's multiplier was x500
>>222908015Most people are not actualized, independent minded human beings.They respond like guppies to advertising dollars. Ads tell them to watch something, they watch it. Ads tell them something was good, they believe it was good. They have no independent mind, they are basically subhumans. If you incorporate little adrenaline-kicks into the movie (a character death here, a dramatic moment there) that's enough to satisfy their dopamine needs. That's all they really want.They are kind of like, subhumans, in the sense that their will is subordinated to someone else. They just believe what they're told.
>>222908077COPE
>>222908111Do you believe Transformers is a good movie?
>>222908015>When it's cultural impact is "people saw it!"
>>222900997TOTAL CHUD DEATH
>>222900997Still a flop
>>222907809It's not coming to streaming until November, it'll clear 2 billy easy if it keeps making at least 8 mil per day
>>222900997Nobody except a few twitterfags ever gave a fuck about The Odyssey's success/failure. The people salty about it are those who keeping spamming Odyssey threads on /tv/ because they're not getting their desired reaction. The movie could make $10 or $1 billion, it doesn't fucking matter. The fact is that it's objectively an overrated pile of steaming shit and the more people go to see it, the more indicative it is that the unwashed masses of NPCs have zero ability to discern good cinema from bad. Now shut the fuck up.
>>222907978>implying the cast of the movie isn't good lookont
>>222908444It broke even at 625 million. You lost.
>>222908756see >>222907350
>>222908734So you watched it?>>222908171Copehttps://slate.com/culture/2026/08/the-odyssey-movie-christopher-nolan-book-story-homer-emily-wilson-iliad.html
>>222908791None of these people is part of the main cast, loser. All your fucking arguments are fucking garbage and 99% of you faggots have never actually read Homer. It's a pathetic culture war shit, solely because you want it to be that. But you're also losing extremely hard. Embarrassing.
>>222908808It's going to have a cultural impact of destroying people's impressions of the real written work The Odyssey, rather than this adaptation.
>>222908171https://pagesix.com/2026/06/02/entertainment/tom-holland-reveals-uncomfortable-conversation-to-move-spider-man-4-filming-for-the-odyssey/
>>222908881You've never read it, pseud.
>>222908873>>222908925I read The Odyssey long ago in high school as required reading, angry men.
>>222908015>literally every normalfag I know went see it.Literally every normalfag I know didn't.
>>222901269>no one you know has any interest in historyLike Nolan?
>>222909141>brings up a movie people actually stopped talking about>Odyssey will still make moreNice meme retard
>>222901232they lie about everything why would this be any different? this is why i literally never interact with shit like this. i don't know a single person who watched this movie. no one talked about it on social media. it feels completely fake. i don't care either way for the record.
>>222909258The only reason there's an Odyssey thread at all is because a tranny made it as ragebait.
>>222908808>It's cultural impact is getting people to read the better story.I mean, it's a pretty shit adaptation, yes.
>>222909322You lost, chud
>>222901099There's literally never been any discussion about this other than some jeet pretending he made money.
>>222909393Is that the mediocre ex-President now famous for letting his wife shit-talk him on her lulzy podcast?
What I want to know is how a 5ft 0 teenager survived the trojan war for 10 years to be Odyseus' patsy left with the trojan horse.
>>222909258
Saw it last night. It was fine, but I didn't like how mopey and stoic this version of Odyseus is. In the book he's a fun swashbuckling adventurer.
>>222909487I can see why they like her movie, she looks great
>>222909513zoomer thirst is a hellava drug
>>222909469There is something pretty funny about sacrificing a trannyrunt when you could've just put wheels on the horse and parked it in front of Troy's gates...
>>222900997I saw it this weekend. Despite the changes, I'm glad that they didn't do my boy Eumaeus too dirty.
>>222901232This thing hit a billion and a billion and a half before Titanic, and there were lines out the doors of theaters to see that for months. Everybody knew a girl that went to see it dozens of times. Meanwhile here in the dystopian hell that is 2026 I also don't know a single person that's seen the Odyssey, even rips. The /tv/ranny that plagues every thread can go on and on and I still don't believe these numbers for an instant.
Watching the chuds melting down and coping and seething in this thread has been glorious.
>>222900997I am just gonna pirate it
>>222909634 Z E S T Y
>>222909634
anything to keep trannies from killing themselves is okay with me
Have chuddies covered all their copes yet itt?
>The Odyssey made 1 billion, therefore transwomen are real women.At last, trannies can define what a woman is.
>>222901709>It took me back to the TLJ era.Feels like a decade ago. Do we have to wait years for Ws?
>>222909529I can just tell you're overweight and live in a flyover state.
>>222909699WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>222909755Of course. These are generation defining Ws. Greatness takes time.
>>222909699*sigh*
>>222909903Time is not on your side.
still crazy how this mid ass movie made so much money
>>222909966I'm not the AI slopper and I'm too old and financially and socially established to worry about AI slop.
I'm happy for you or I'm sorry that happy happened, still not watching though.
>>222900997What will Nolan's next propaganda flick be?
>>222900997you can put a down payment on an nfl franchise with the $500m the burned on the odyssey. $2b is a failure in terms of opportunity cost
nolanchads... remember when we thought 1.2 billy was the ceiling?
>>222910000>I'm too old and financially and socially establishedImagine saying that on this site and thinking it doesn't make you sound extra pathetic...
what kind of hobby is this that you have you fucking loser?
>>222910067I'm just here to laugh at chuds. Keep it coming
>>222910084You win this round Mr. Tranny, but the war isn't over!
>>222900997That's crazy. These fake numbers they're throwing around none of it's confirmed or legally binding so it's all fake. No one I know has seen this. Even the most brain dead dental hygienist I talk to you didn't want to see it because it was too long
>leave Nolan to me...
>>222910128just take the L, chuddie
>>222910084>Keep it comingOkay.
>>222910185We won, chud. Those $1.8 billion is confirmation that people consider transfolk to be valid.
>>222901269>people with money and interest in history like NolanslopL M A O LOL
>>222910241>the tranny went to hell just to find out she was only b8Valid way to get rid of a ruined tomboy.
>>222901190Election status?
>>222901027True
>>222910564kek KEK
>>222910891>>222910763>>222910695>>222910644>>222910636>>222910615>>222910564Uh oh, full on chuddie meltieYou lost, chud
Holy shit, the chuds are actually having a meltdown
>>222910996but that is exactly how chuds feel about whiteoids, so why are you mocking this attitude?
>>222906219You're starting to get it.
>>222900997it's shit because Nolan directs like a retard and makes faggot creative decisionsimagine taking a 3500 old story and twisting it into modern sensibilities regurgitating the same shitty talking points from mainstream discourse on the human conditioninstead of actually trying to do something provocative and imaginative showing the ancient people live their own values and lives
>>222900997Yeah bet they didn’t get my money so fuck them and fuck you too
>>222912914>instead of actually trying to do something provocative and imaginative showing the ancient people live their own values and livesThe actual story of the Iliad and Odyssey is advanced Cuckoldry, Homosex, murdering your own child for "better weather", Adultery, and Epically poor navigation skills.It really doesn't flatter the Ancient World at all, everyone acts like shit, because the Gods also act like shit, it's a "who can be the shittiest bastard" competition.
>>222901232>literally every imax theater was sold out for a month >standard format still did very well BrO wHo iS wATcHinG tHiS mOviE
>>222913098>>222912914Oh Oh and Trans shit.Achilles lives disguised as a woman for YEARS on the Island of Skyros to avoid serving in the war.It's "woke" beyond Nolan's imagination. Guy who has never read either, but defends it like it's his family history.
>>222901394you can't be a chud with an above average IQthey're literally 90 IQ retards
>>222910128You're onto something anon it's a huge conspiracy keep pulling the thread you're doing great anon TRUST THE PLAN
>>222910952Fuck, missed it. What was the lil' chuddie saying?
AI bot threads are getting less and less interesting
>>222906219Lmao @ (you) being this butthurt over Odyssey being the most successful R-rated movie ever (by nearly $500M btw)
>>222913298Lol still not watching it. It could cure cancer and end world hunger, still not watching it. That’s how little interest I have in it.
>>222913184If they’re that stupid why are they in charge and not you, commie? Like clearly you would change everything if you could, why haven’t you?
>>222913283>i was massively wrong about this movie however I lack the self-awareness to admit it and improve as a human being >therefore I will accuse everyone who disagrees with me of being a LLM Kek the chud playbook never misses
>>222909941>AIKek. Since when? Chuds are crybabies as shown ITT. If somehow the sun is labelled woke, then Chuds will claim the day to be night. Verily, chuds are losers among loser bottom feeders. Lower than fungi and bacteria.
>>222913350Enjoy your last 2 months of chuds being in charge lol November will be a bloodbath at the polls as adults regain control of America from the lil chud army
>>222913381>2 more weeks>2 more months>2 more yearsHi it’s me, the pattern recognizer guy.
>>222900997The Midyssey
>>222906219>t. Mr. "Let orange cheeto destroy America to own da libz"
>>222909941The anti-chud comics are funnyRight-wing memes are not Why can't the right meme?
>>222906219Rightoids stand for nothing besides >owning the libs. Your time has passed. Society has evolved. That's why Odyssey was such a smash hit!
>>222913537Pretty sure the American child’s control every branch of government right now. You’re the one spamming this thread like it’s your job. Nature is healing.
>>222900997No. I am fuming and SNEEDTHEEINGthis DOGSHIT movie deservers at the MOST 10 FUCKING DOLLARS in box office earnings. *shits on nolands face*
>>222901141>It's surprisingly mid.what's surprising about that? it's a chris nolan film>Dialogues are unsharpoh, you're indian. that explains it.
>>222908077r/iamverysmart cope kek
>>222900997Who's actually watching this movie? I haven't heard anyone mention it irl, my only exposure to it has been through the incessant shitposting on here
>>222913588this is just objectively true>Most people are not actualized, independent minded human beings.
>>222913604I never met anyone who voted TrumpThat's how I know he rigged the election
>>222900997Once again, the #Resistance fought for a multibillion dollar corporation lmaoAll because the flick had their coddled pets in it. Keep fighting the working class, leftroons. You're doing a great job.
>>222901099Normal people see a movie then move on with their lives, do you expect everyone to be as autistically obsessed with media as you are? I don’t even understand the point you’re trying to make.
>>222913697>trying to use lefty logic against themThis is my favorite chuddie cope kek
We did it, sisters!We owned the chuds by making the rich $1.8 billion richer!
>>222913604I don't know anyone who has seen itI've never heard anyone talk about it The local theater never showed it Actually this film doesn't exist
>>222901141>I opened the city gate when a Barbarian Horde was camped outside laying siege and let them come in and sack my own city and ravage my own people (just for fun).....
>>222913636
