unironically her behavior at the end would make me hard
>>222920995what's the correct response here?
>>222921031It would make me ironically hard.
>>222921060>>222921031i'd get a figurative erectionperhaps even a metaphorical premature ejaculation
>>222921041I'd cry. I'm not some light switch that gets turned on right away you know... :(
>>222920995Me on the left
>>222920995NONNO DON'T SUCK MY COCK
>its outBut it wasn't, your mp4 was pretty clear
>>222920995
>>222921128my wife gets wet if i even think about pulling her hair or putting a hand on her neck. totally soaked. will insist she is not 'feeling' sex and refuses to let me bang her slippy puss if she doesn't want to.will get mad at me if I happen to be fucking wallowing in depression and I won't get hard on command for her when she wants to have sex regardless of my current emotional state.
virgin here, do women really get upset if you're not hard immediately?
>>222921181are you ever not hard if you want to be hard?
>>222921181no you retard
>>222921181Ok, you really need to break free from the "all people behave, think, and act the same way" mentality. Everyone is different, the guys telling otherwise are literal virgins that don't interact with women ever. These are the guys giving you shitty ass advice. It's almost laughable how retarded some of this stuff you see here is.
>>222921041Get hard (I have motor control over my penis).
>>222921181IIRC, during faked sex scenes on Hollywood, the actress might get a little judgemental if you don’t get aroused
>>222921041I had this happen to me and it just makes them sad and ashamed. I was drunk at a high school party and a chick I wasn't interested in was all over me then ran away crying when I didn't get hard and laughed at her when she realized.
>>222921100Nice. I would get a philosophical boner.The ejaculation would be theoretical, but largely untested.
>>222921278i would peer-review your hardon if you know what i'm talking about
>>222920995fun fact, this wasn't in the script but thankfully the cameras were rolling and they decided to use the footage in the final cut
>>222921249That’s true, it really hurt my friendship with Margot.
>>222920995interesting choice to use pattinson for the biopic but whatever
>>222921309It needs statistical analysis. Any additional research information would be welcomed by the community.Could lead to better development and deployment for future testings or field usage. There is much work to be done.
>>222921389As the wise philosophers run and dmc once said."Tinted windows, dont mean nothin'. They know who's inside"
>>222921518DMC? Devil May Cry?
>>222921249I would file a report with the intimacy coordinator and make sure she never works in Hollywood again
>>222921539darryl matthews mcdanielsnot so exciting
>>222921539Darryl McDaniels
>>222921200All the time. Edging to porn has given me ed at 25, not only that I feel like I've lost like 30% brainpower by watching porn from age 10. Motherfucking jews...
>>222921041nothing lmao, chicks freak the fuck out, if they cant cause an erection its like nature telling them theyre not sexy enough, all her insecurities and selfdoubt arise
>>222921657>notes awareness of the issue>still refuses to take self responsibility and enact the changes needed
>>222921041be happy that the freak left the car so you can continue on with your day
>>222920995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
>>222921657my advice is to take up cardio and lose weight. fat is a boner killer and it also seems like a lot of guys with ed are just aging out of shape dudes with a dying cardiovascular systemtry to relax and jerk in the shower without porn once in a while, take your time
>>222921200I get hard every time I want/have to.If I look at big naked boobs on the internet I get hard.if I walk around IRL and see a nice ass I don't get hard.simple as.
>>222922023sometimes when i see a nice butt irl i zone out and start feeling a slight movement in my pants and i have to wake up and take control of the situation, lest it develops further
>>222921657>>222921741get some basic supplements going as well - vitamin d3, omega 3, magnesium and zinc if you’re jacking off everyday, start by abstaining for one day a week, then two, and see how far you can push it. most importantly though is to take that approach with watching porn and getting that consumption down to one or two days a week, and NO massive goon sessionsyou’ll make it anon
>>222921041I would be awkwardly silent about it, then I'd start a meme on /tv/ about how I should've responded at that moment and everybody laughs at each new retort 'WE NEED MORE TIME' and the thread chain goes on for years and years until it becomes a board staple meme
>>222922095Understandable, you wouldn't want to rape someone against your will.
>>222922095>i zone out and start feeling a slight movement in my pantsyeah that happened to me too.my fantasy is way too wild.I could get a boner just thinking about certain stuff no problem.
>>222921179Sounds like a typical woman to me
>>222921041shrug and let her storm off because i am unironically a real human bean with feelings and not a button activated vibrating dildo
>>222921249I forget the actor's name but he said he would tell his female co stars before sex scenes, "sorry if I get hard, sorry if I don't".
>>222922265Samuel L. Jackson.
>>222920995Reminder: the idea of a man having to be diamond at a woman's whim is a foid's psyop. It's mostly a woman's responsibility to make her man horny, and when that task fails, it's her failure.
>>222921041Reveal a physical flaw and tell her it's the reason I can't get hard. She will obsess over it for the rest of her life.
>>222920995What is "it"?
>>222920995what even is this
>>222921181No. Only most retarded women are. Most are actually experienced and won't get upset if you will have some problems (remember, 99% of guys have actually no fucking idea whatsoever how to please a woman, just being good at eating her out will put you in top 1%). Most will be very nice about it if you won't act like a sperg.
>>222921179People are cruel and selfish.
Actors with confirmed small dicks? I know of:>Tom Hardy>Brad Pitt>Orlando Bloom
>>222922355This. If your dick likes a woman, you'll know. I've known women who give me a bone just making eye contact.
>>222922467Jeremy Renner
>>222922467terrence howard
>>222921181yes, they think you don't think they're attractive. I was really nervous this one time and she was just an absolute bitch about it which made it worse.
>>222921703You forgot>blames the jews Many such cases
>>222922023This. It's not really hard to control your urges unless you're brown or a teenager.Back when I was a teenager I always got boners at the worst time possible.
>>222922422>Most will be very nice about it if you won't act like a sperg.I'm a sperg though...
>>222922626shalom
>>222921041not watching movies with Jeniffer Lawrence in them
>>222921181>asking 4chan about womenNGMI
>>222922467Having a big deck is gay
>>222922118>>222921741Thanks, I've got healthy BMI and I jog sometimes. I'm already down to 1 fap a week this month.
>>222921181it's not your job to just be hard. it's their job to get your hard.
>>222921181yes they also get mad if you dont cum or if you cum too fast
>>222920995RPatz gets gayer as he ages
