webm thread
>>222929182Refute her.
>>222929182They’re eating the sun how big are they! Noooo!
>>222929231>it’s just a man with more steps
>>222929302Men don't try to prove how quirky and random they are.
>>222929302Ywnbaw
>>222929231Haha so true, women be yappin on dey phone and watch tv all day. Also the child-substitute pet (alone screaming in an apartment all day, nice whiffs of cat piss or dog vomit they are nose blind to).
>>222929286
>>222929231Further proof that women unintentionally think men are superior writers
can someone rec me an easy webm making program? I'm a complete retard so something easy for a retard pls
>>222929729You are never going to believe this
>>222929709I love her
>>222929432In light of recent events
>>222929729Shutter Encoder.
>>222929216One of the evilest women in cinema, up there with Jenny from Forest Gump.
>>222929971Just the tip. Just for a few minutesI swear I'm not going to sink my cock so deep into you you'll feel me in your soul.
>>222929231>kino vs crap
>>222929182See. It's possible to show the beauty of girl love without being woke.
modern lesbians are fucking disgusting
>>222929231>>222929302>>222929527>>222929631>>222931006>all the incels seething and spitting screaming mad over this post>except it's literally trueKEK you're literally losing your shit over.. the truth. That's how men write women, and that's how women write women. It's 100% accurate.
>>222931376You sure about that?
>>222931407Yes, those are all repulsive "queer" niggers.Lesbians were only good when they existed to please men.
>>222929182Degenerate faggot
>>222931407Do women not understand that short bangs look terrible no matter who you are? A 10/10 becomes a 1 instantly with short bangs.
>>222931430Short hair is kino, women simply have to be pretty enough to pull it off.
>>222931466Film?
>>222929182this movie gave me agp
>>222929286>theirI'm out
>>222929231I can't. Men are just better writers and she agrees too.
>>222931609>reply to a post about short bangs>with a video of a woman who doesn't have short bangsHer bangs look pretty bad because of her hair being thin, not because of the length.
>>222931609Pulp fiction remake?
>>222931564this was that weird ass black mirror episode, right?
>>222931672yea it hit close home
>>222929759Well that worked for me
>>222931586it's fine if it's referring to a general group, like misc. "customers" in this case
>>222931694>>222931564Is that Pom Klementieff the famous white pornstar cock hapa?
>>222931550
>>222931430It's made famous by the skank from that south african band who were in that movie about a robot who was a nigger or something. Those women purposefully make themselves look ugly to ward off anyone decent, then complain about muh patriarchy or how much they hate men because only drugged up abusive losers can overlook their bangs or booger piercings and all that so that's the only people they ever spend time with.
>>222931838
>>222929231Women write women more accurately, which is to say that women sit around watching TV with their free time. That's not interesting at all though.
>>222931923This was written by a woman, wasn’t it?
>>222931945yes 2 of them
>>222931945>What? No way!It seems more like amateur porn dialogue so most likely it was written by a gay jew
>>222931977
>>222929231i got one refutation: the pjs. they dont fuckin bother. single women coming home instantly get naked down to the panties, the bra coming off being the first goal
>>222932183jews
>>222931485this dude is genuinely scarier than any of them
>>222931407This one’s going in my cringe compilation
>>222931430They know. And they know they’ll still have more simps and orbiters than they will ever be able to handle
>>222931485Freddy Krueger was trans? Wtf is this faggot talking about? It sounds like he watched a bunch of horror flicks, couldn’t identify with the hot white victims, and instead decided he had more in common with the mutilated freakish deranged psychotic monsters killing everyone.
>>222932424transgenders like to project that if you're a crazy fucked up depressed/anxious violently insane person, you obviously were born in the wrong gender, and some hormones and a change of clothes will cure you overnight
>>222932145Yeah women just walk around naked like 70% of the time. Blinds open whatever they don’t care.
>>222932424That freak gives off extremely bad vibes, like beyond just being a troon there is something unsettling about him. It's like he's a monster wearing a humanoid skinsuit, his body language and facial expressions are just plain fucking creepy. There's absolutely no way he's not gonna have allegations or worse at some point.
>>222932424>>222932465everything begins and ends with that one thing for them because they have nothing else to their personality
>>222931838Get the fuck out here.
>>222932523Cool it with the antisemitic remarke
>>222931466Well she just wasted her six shots, now get up and kick the shit out of her.
>>222931466perhaps I'm wondering why you would lecture a man, before murdering him
>>222932424Well I mean Freddy does have a lot of Trans features. Hideously disfigured appearance, twisted moral views, abused children, terrible fashion sense.
>>222931550Surrounded. The black chick is played by Letita Wright, I didn't even recognise her.
>>222929286Used to be such a cutie. But then she got fat and tattoos.A fucking tragedy. Ropefuel
>>222929231>two totally different movies
>>222929261looks like something my 3 year old would do
>>222929555it unironically hurts man...THOSE WERE MEANT TO BE OUR WIVES
>>222932477>>222932145Is this true wtf I wanna get myself a woman and tell her she can walk around naked if she wants to
>>222932424he was the p in lgbtp
>>222929231I FUCKING NEED DAT 'ZA
>>222932800Thanks. I know the other actor from something but cant remember what.
>>222933266Paul blart mall cop 1
>>222931485jew
>>222933372How could you tell!?
>>222933491something is wrong with the white one
>>222933511but what? what?
>>222933364Morning Glory? Rachel McAdams?She was so fucking hot in the 2000s.
>>222933526looks like an alien or something i mean nice booba and everything but my cock warned me that something was wrong here
>>222931485White Rami Malek.
>>222933542The masculine head and ribcage? Male facial thirds? Male limb lengths and height? The fact all the "female" assets are clearly surgical?Are you a zoomer by chance? Zoomers often can't tell the difference between fake vs real tits and ass because the porn and celebrities they grew up with had mostly fake.
>>222933597im really bad at picking out trannies and ai
>>222933076A (especially leftist) woman making herself less attractive should be expected and isn't a reason to kill yourself.
>>222932233>>222932523he reminds me of rob reiners son that murdered him
>>222933672
>>222933308Never saw it.
>>222933076she was never hot. pig faced bitch that looked like she was going to balloon any second.
>>222933955That slow mo cam was suck a good gimmick. Love the Brendan Fraser one.
>>222933914Me when i steal a kiss from the server.
>>222934020I found it hilarious that the face of that "tech" went from being beloved by the internet for no good reason to being reviled, again for no good reason, in a couple month span. All because insane internet retards kept asking him to show up at their weddings and parties and he told them all they couldn't afford it.
>>222934114The tech was fine, the operator thought he was a celebrity himself. He got the backlash.
>>222934353lol hahahah
>>222933235You won’t like it that much. It’s not sexy. They also shit and piss with the door open. They have a surprisingly hard time controlling their bowels and bladder.
>>222929231>Ideal woman vs. femcels projecting
>>222934353Same thing happened in real life. The woman and the baby carriage. Luckily, a bystander stopped it. Life is sometimes stranger than fiction, tom segura breaking every bone doing a layup is fascinating/ tragic.
>>222929729Whatever video editing software you use, when you export the file, or render the video, or make the video, whatever, just choose to make it as a webm file.
>>222929182I wish women were real.
>>222934353That's messed up.>>222934399Screw you, man. I went from "That's fucked up" to stifling a laughter in a split second. Now the people spying on me know I am a psychopath who feels no empathy
>>222935520Your lady friends need to do kegels exercises.
>>222934353kek
>>222935779Freaking hell, ended up laughing again.
>>222935876it's hypnotic in how shlocky it is
>>222934353>kid doesn't just turn >doesn't even stop pedalingwhy did he do that to his parents?
>>222935900they named him Jayden, he had to end it
>>222932235Every webm I've seen from this shitshow is women being liberal L.A. self inserts talking about things from other part of the world as if it was alien.
>>222933955This the most plain flavorless thing I have ever seen.
>>222931407performative
>>222929231She's right though. Men write characters people want to see and women write thinly veiled versions of themselves.
>>222929182huh, so kissing is just sucking on a person's lip?
>>222937434Not really, that's tv kissing. Real kissing is more like this. You can tell they are not into it when they do not use their tongue.
>>222929631if this era of kinos(or lack thereof) has proven anything, then this
>>222929231that doing anything in the least interesting or intellectually challenging in their spare time is an inconceivable concept to women isn't the flex she thinks it is
>>222929231she forgot the casual hookups part
>>222931396The first one is how women act in public and pretend they are, second clip is how they really are, single women arent that different from dirty basement dwellers
>>222937869Cruel intentions.
>>222934353LOL
>>222933491>>222933672>>222933683
>>222929182
>>222929261Good morning, I hate women.
Anyone doing green lantern webms or has nothing cool happened?
>>222934017Hey look it's an angry virgin here to tell us women are ugly
>>222929261gosh that's cute
>>222933162no one cares, normalfag
>>222931407Child Abuse Survivors Central
>>222938656It was weird when I did it as a kid with my fingers. Pretty privilege.
>>222929954Amazing acting range
>>222932190yup in reality she would be dead and he in jail
>>222929182>weird non pays women to be degenerate>women complain about it later and blame men instead of nons
>>222937375>thinly veiled idealized versions of themselvesMen write interesting yet unrealistic characters; women write boring ass basic thots minus their unhappiness, mental illnesses, and SSRIs everyone knows are real.This is the dichotomy of fiction. picrel will never not be the quintessential example of women-written characters.
>>222929759
>>222938738BIG loads>>222934353did he died?
>>222934353Heavy Rain?
someone post more Penny, need more Penny
>>222939397Jason?!
>>222938774would love to be the captain on that ship
>>222938127Rare footage of the colorists at the criterion collection hard at work.
>>222929954>>222935700Same actress?
>>222937956>anything in the least interesting or intellectually challenging in their spare timeWhat, drinking booze and laying around depressed?
my favorite
>>222931466Why is he just taking it. Is that how they think white men are? Doesn't it make them look worse for getting enslaved by such sissies?
>>222939516He is obviously tied up and unarmed, dummy kun. Try to be more perspicacious.
>>222939496
>>222931609this is the best example of short bangs, not what you postedshort bangs look fucking TERRIBLE
>>222929286>imbecile works in a cafe>is somehow baffled by standard liquid measures in use for centuriesI suppose it's the fault of the moron who failed to train her but it's still odd that someone, even a woman, can't grasp why a particular liquid measure might be called a splash.
>>222929182but they're both girls
>>222938656imagine her body count
>>222929198They don’t make them like that anymore
>>222931466these things are always so stupid. "oh you think i'm a slave, huh? let me screech for two minutes straight about how much of a slave i am, that will prove you wrong." what are they thinking when they write this shit?
>>222939769I desperately need to see her with an Indian man.
>>222931396>That's how men write women, and that's how women write womenyes, actual women are much, much worse than men imagine them to be, much nastier, much more amoral and so on. how is that a flex?
>>222939771It's just enforcing social programming created by oligarchs to dumb down the negroid race.You can quite effectively murder an entire population through basic propoganda and psychological torture.
>>222931396>You incels don't get it, we're actually WAY WORSE than you think we are!Uh, what was your point here?
>>222940031Allie sin has been farther from the girl in breaking em in.
>>222940031>be le auteur director>get beautiful women to do your every biddingFucking useless high school career counselors
>>222940031where is the raw cut this scene?
>>222940219kek what the fuck
>>222933491>>222933672>>222933683Name of this "woman"?
>>222933491>be me>meet amazonian goddess at some festival>we hit it off>she comes to my place and after we have a drink she gets on her knees and starts undoing my belt>for some reason think of /tv/ making remarks about how all tall women are men>tell her to wait and put my fingers in her panties>she realizes what and I'm doing and gets angry and storms offThanks a lot /tv/!
>>222940677Should have used your tongue, dorkasaurus tex!
>>222940677Should've just claimed to be Australian.
>>222931564>>222931694>that fucking episodeHNNNNNNNG
>>222933597>Absolutely rent freeDid it even occur to you its infinitely more likely she's just a statuesque woman?
>>222933364>his hand falling limply away from her ass
>>222938610>seething fat bitch coming to the rescue of another fat bitchFUCKING KEK
>>222940502I love the music from this scene.
>>222940980Lol i remember masturbating to these clips on funnyjunk nsfw when i was in high school. A simplier time, i wonder if FJ is still around
>>222929231I wouldn't write a woman character. And that's what no one else did.
>>222932523It's a dysgenic inbred kike.
>>222929759>no tongue at allThe slutty acting ones never actually know how to slut around
>>222929182MOOOOOOORE!
>>222944328
>>222941061princesses
>>222944342AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222944328 .
>>222944399AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222929182>me when i visit mom
>>222944426
>>222929709>mfw I'm born
>>222929182>>222937869>>222938367>>222939539
>>222944418>burgers?
As a woman, it does feel SO good to have sex with other women
>>222940219Jesus, that would be extremely painful
>>222940219>man listening to a woman speak for two (2) minutes
>>222939496Are boys stronger than women?
I LOVE MOVIES
>>222929231It's literally the opposite.
>>222940487I wonder if the reason they edit films to be constantly switching shots now is to keep audiences from noticing just how genuinely bad the CGI is? The worst part is that there is actually no reason at all that this entire shot needs to be CGI.
>>222940219absolute woman moment
>>222931407lesbians are so gay, holy fuck
>>222932145Can vouch as every gf I ever had immediately wanted to get the bra off ASAP and let the girls breathe.
>>222944954God bless dykes
Terrible thread almost 0 titty action
A classic
>>222938127Mine was that color when I had kidney issues.
>>222944954Is that.maggie Gyllenhaal?
>>222944371having to watch rings of power just to be able to keep up with the shitposts felt like homeworkLong shot but do you happen to have a webm of a scene early in s2 when negrolas burst jumping/spinning through a cart of the bad guys?
>>222944996humiliation ritual
>>222945545>having to watch rings of power just to be able to keep up with the shitpostsJesus Christ anon, I am being totally serious here: Go touch grass, NOW
>>222945545I did the webm myself, probably not the best quality, but by a mile the moment i laughed the hardest on this show>>222945604There were just SO MANY posts about it on tv it was maddening
>>222945650>There were just SO MANY posts about it on tv it was maddeningSo? I am still not buying GTA6 despite like 3/4 of the /v/ catalog being nothing but that.
>>222945729I highly recommend waitingGta 6 is going to fucking blow at launch
>>222945764>Gta 6 is going to fucking blowYes, I know
>>222937869actual virgin holy shit
>>222945426It's all 6/10s and walled failed actresses doing soft core dyking for propoganda purposes. Lesbos as a hot forbidden thing is dead. Not even the "TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME MAN!!!" dog whistle that dykes both use to shame men for sexualizing their hekkin valid sexuality and denigrate men who might not like them or find their sexuality disgusting by saying they are less masculine or are faggots for not liking it. The only move is to say "gross dykes" and move on. Just freeze them out entirely and treat them as an untrustworthy enemy like any man when it comes to your gf or female family members.
