Does /tv/ watch Farscape?
>>222930902Yes. Haven't seen any threads in a while but I have the filters set up to pin all Farscape threads to the top. And there have been some good ones that hit bump limit. But there were more threads in the 2010s when Farscape was on every single streaming platform in existence
>>222930957i just started watching, its on tubi for the time being. its weird, but not lexx weird
>>222930902Watched. And rewatched, at least a few times. Good shit. Pic related, don't ever forget it alienfags
>>222930902Never seen it, never will. But Claudia Black is sexy. Her as Morrigan was great in Dragon Age. She is 100% of why that is a good game.
>>222930996Cool, you're in for a fun ride. Early season 1 episodes are a bit rough but it gets really good when they introduce Chiana and then phenomenal once they introduce Scorpius. Stick with it. No it's not as weird as Lexx, but it does have better writing, acting, production values, and it has muppets.
who /PkTechGirl/ here?the loveliest kindest warmest prettiest cutest waifu on /tv/>>222930902Yes but only the FINEST posters do
>>222931057>it's not as weird as Lexxthat's a good thing, in my opinion. weird can be fun, but lexx borders on creepy. the sg1 cross over was a fun episode and got me thinking i should give farscape a chance. its too bad they dont make fun sci-fi shows any more. at least there's a treasure trove of 90s and early 00s content that i missed>Chiana she might be even hotter than claudia black
>>222931246>might
The problems started when they tried to shoehorn in a long-term love story.
Not anymore.
>>222931246I love how Chiana is a total pervert and gigawhore who fucked half the galaxy and gave them all space AIDS. She even becomes obsessed with a futanari in one episode. She's a fun character.
>>222930902You bet I do you blue assed bitch!>>222931230She was the best girl.
>>222931349The love story was awesome though, at least until season 4 when Aeryn comes back as a cold assassin and treats John like shit and just acts like an annoying bitch while he pines over her. That got a bit too soapy for me
I did watch all of it despite the awful love story, you know who kept me coming back?That's right. Scorpius, probably the best baddie in sci-fi TV history. Top 3 anyway.>>222931387Ugh it just dragged ON AND ON... lol. If there were fewer episodes centered around that it would have been much easier to watch. Still kino tho.
>>222931405Harvey > Scorpius
>>222931335Oh my..
>>222930902Based fellow Farscape enjoyer.This is the result of what happens when Aussies and Americans work together in the kino industry.
the harvey shit was fucking tediousit stretched on way too longfar too many "OH I ALMOST GOT HIM OUT OF MY HEAD.. UU NUUES HES BACK ;(" episodesfarscape really wasn't as great as you want to remember it was
>>222931413I dunno that battle where he was all "please d-don't hurt or kill me John" and then John "kills" him and he was faking it, that was kino. I think first season.
>>222930902Is good puppeteering a lost art now? This stuff just looks better and has so much more soul than cgi will ever have
>>222931433Yeah this was a problem with the writing. They took these cool ideas that could have been 1-3 episides and made them go on for a full season or two.
>>222931246>Aww son of a hazmott!
>>222931441100% I doubt they even have the technology to make them anymore, let alone operate them
>>222931364I prefer that plant chick. Chiana was repulsive to me because I've dated girls like her and they are not at all fun.
I don't mind bad pulpy scifi but I can't deal with the farscape audio. nothing worse has ever been televised outside of torture scenes.
If you're desperate to watch, remember to search archive.orgDon't hotlink so it stays up for a few more years, if you get what I mean.
>>222931502>dated girls like her2020s quirk chungus retroactively ruined 90s proto manic pixie dream gurl
for me, it's Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu Stark
>>222931516Really? The intro song is quite catchy and haunting
tiny little Moya made of cake
>>222931542The official farscape channel on youtube has marathons running nonstop. You can even pick your favorite season and marathon that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxO9iUr4g88
>>222930902Damn I just started watching actually. I had watched a little when I was a kid because my parents liked it. It has some really cool episode scenarios and the puppetry is great. I'm only a few episodes into season 2
>>222931622Not only does the farscape yt have the whole series (in the correct viewing order) but it's also on the general YouTube free with ads thing
>>222932119What a gentleman , of supreme caliber
>>222930902>The yenta kept looking more and more like a yenta>the shitty love story between the yenta and american man>shitty rushed ending with more yenta american man romance plotApart from that it was good. The gay romance was clearly made for women viewers.
>>222930902rewatching it makes me feel bad because everytime I think I'm going to have new episodes but it ends with PK Wars
>>222930902slut
>>222932326I always found it funny they have their own swear words for everything yet they also call just her a slut, in case the audience didn't know what tralk meant.
>>222932156>>222931622It's on Tubi and Plex too
I just finished a rewatch of the series. Love the show, but season 4 is hard for me to get through now, and I skipped Peacekeeper Wars entirely. Season 3 is peak.
>>222930902I'm more of an Andromeda kinda guy
>>222932644Blue woman was pretty sexy. I'm talking the big one.
>>222930902I watched it once. Couldn't bring myself to watch it a second time because it's too weird.
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>>222931413
>>222930902I keep avoiding season 4 for some reason. S1 and 2 were great but 3 dragged on a bit for me and I may feel burnt out.Also, it's a shame they didn't keep Virginia Hey around in another role after the body paint became a health risk. They could have kept an animatronic plant in a pot with her doing voicework or something, although I get how important Zhaan's sacrifice was and how that would take away some of that weight.
>>222933522>Virginia Heyhad no clue she was in mad max
>>222932644Earth: Final Conflict for me.Although this is stupid we all watched every single one of these shows.
>>222930902I’m trying to finish star gate before I watch this
>>222933692what season are you on? some of the cast from farscape joins the main cast of sg1 later on.. sorry for the spoiler
>>222932264you are correct
>>222931024Kino
>>222930902That woman reminds me of a similar looking character in the original blade runner.
we need more "everyone in space is australlian" sci fi shows
>>222931413Theyre both kino and you know it
>>222931433Tbf I thought it was kino. The moment when he gains control over his own mind was ludokino. It was kino. And you got filtered
>>222931441DO NOTMemoryholeCGI RIGEL
>>222934463There was absolutely no reason to show him swimming. Waste of budget.
>>222934487I still cannot believe that CGI Rygel existsI want to forget
>>222931246I miss when shows used to be 20 episode and most of the plot revolved around bumming in Ontario forrests. It was a simple, better time.
I'm going to post Sikozu nude in /gif/ soon
>>222933522But season 4 is when they introduce best girl
>>222931335If only the tits weren’t painted on
Late 90's early 2000's sci fi tv was the best. We really peaked in 1997, The Matrix was right.
I'm going to start a re-watch soon before the Jim Hensen exhibit comes to Brisbane.>if there isn't any fucking farscape puppets
>>222935123Make sure to post the link.>>222935150The bioloid rebellion would have tied in neatly with the Nebarri civil war. Moya could have left uncharted territories and gotten back into 'known' space again and hopped around the systems of each of her passengers.>>222935196Summer of 99 was peak.And LEXX was shit.
>>222935196God Zev was the hottest thing in the world, her german accent is cute as well
>>222931441They cancelled The Dark Crystal. Everyone who knew how to build and operate puppets is dead. Except those Taiwanese chaps.
Starbust
>>222931230SEXOOOOOO
>>222933343i want that damn shirt.
>>222930902NoI triedBut I can't stand sci-fi anymoreThe only ones that aren't generic "Humans Bad" are Babylon 5 and Space Precinct 2040It's all the same when they reveal the evil empire is humansInstead of him just being in a different galaxyIts just the futureThats episode fucking oneYou can figure out every twist immediately from that alone
>>222935150You didn't post the right image friend.
>>222937409those vintage Mambo shirts go for serious money these days. I had a couple in the early 00's but I guess they went to the op shop.
>>222935123Brutal mogging
>>222931335gigi's pretty disapointing in real lifelooks far better made up as an alien mynx
>>222932369I think he picked up "slut" from Crichton because it has a good ring to it
>>222930902MY SIDE YOUR SIDE MY SIDE YOUR SIDE
>>222931441>>222936081Netflix cancelling the dark crystal makes me rage immensely
>>222938346It's the only genuinely great thing that Netflix has ever produced, so of course none of their tasteless subscribers watched it and it was canceled
>>222931502Zhaan the Blue Plant Mommy was great. Mostly serene and motherly but with an edge to her, a deep-seated rage bubbling under the surface. Also she's the only castmember who did a nude scene in the show. Wish they had done more nudity in the series
>>222938346That us when I canceled shitflix (get it) and retvrned to piracy. >>222937509You are wrong and you suck. But Babylon 5 is great I agree with that.
>>222938829I blue myself
>>222933658The Living Daylights as well.
>>2229325062>3>>>4>>1>>>>>>>>5
>>222932506And popcornflix and one other weird ass tiny free streamer
Chiana /ss/'d lil Johnny
>>222931441Isnt it back with rocky in that ryan gosling space movie?
>>222937884shes not bad but she does have a bit of an abbo nose I think
>>222931441It was one of the final works of the Jim Henson company. Of course it was kino, they were literally the best there ever was at muppets.Apparently Pilot was giga-huge, size of a shed, they had to make another one for later seasons that was normal sized so they could do scenes face-to-face with pilot and the crew.
>>222931502zhaan is so cheesy and she turns into a cunt at the end when they're writing her down/off.
>>222931502>>222938829plant monkess was giga-stacy tier, as she was already in her LATE 30s when she got the role for S1. She's a ubermensch of aryan beauty.Any woman that looks hot as fuck, while shaved bald and painted blue, in her 30s, is a 10/10.
>>222932644tried to watch this and it's worse than star slop. apparently it was just offbrand star trek which checks out intensely. how/why did they make the 'hot' girl like 10x uglier than she is irlwhy dont the writers know the diff between nietzcheanism and darwinism?why is the protag such a fucking retarded dork do gooder? (rhetorical questions)
>>222937509humans weren't even technically the bad guys, well, the peacekeepers are simply good guys who lost their way and forgot their roots.
>>222937884im sure she was hotter 30 years ago anon.>>222939761i watched Andromeda until they did the final weird season in a turd-world planet and got bored, turned it off then.It was an okay show to give me a drug-boost from my despair at finishing Farscape, with nothing else as remotely kino to replace it going forward.
>>222939794Have you watched Blake's 7 yet? It's a great series if you can handle the bad 1970's special effects. Red Dwarf is always a classic too. Dark Matter was an okay series too but that one ended on a cliffhanger which was kinda a bummer.
>>222930902I use AI to give her big tits and shapley but athletic ass in all the episodes. I'm almost done with season 2.
Sex with pale BPD space sluts.
Chiana is a bitch and a bully
>>222933689I will always remember this show because of 1) I wanted a alien squid weapon on my arm 2) they had to get a new lead actor every season
>>222930902Farscape is great. They have a 24/7 live stream on YouTube. It's great to keep on as background noise.https://www.youtube.com/live/wxO9iUr4g88?is=bmNFul_Nuc_LquRC
>>222940394>fucking your boyfriend's son because you're too much of a coward to tell him you don't want to be his farmwifepretty pathetic
>>222940525Why did the writers hate D'Argo? He couldn't catch a break at all and just kept getting cucked.
>>222940573It's his personality, on the outside he's tough and mean but on the inside he's a hopeless romantic. That's why he thought he could turn a slut into a farmer's wife, which any outsider could tell him isn't going to happen. Chiana cheating on him was inevitable because she's unbelievably horny and loves variety. But with his son... that was fucked up
>ruins your episode
>>222940911Even Rygel was disappointed in her for that.
>>222933343
>>222940096Red dwarf is a good idea, but no, i don't think i can handle scifi that old. Props for not recommending Dr Who, that show was never good.
>>222941039damn thats a Kino action figure. I would get one myself if it wouldn't cost a fortune in scalped nerd-loot.
>>222937525she was dead
>>222937525So I'm I the only one who actually liked Jool? I personally preferred her over that other redhead
I want Claudia Black to shit-talk me while giving me a reacharound.
>>222930902once I had a really high fever, was all alone and hallucinated Zhaan was at my bedside
>>222941727>such a sad incel that he can't even fantasise about actually fucking his dream celeb, he wants a depressing handjob instead.
>>222941821>has a 4chan autism folderZero self-awareness. :^)
>>222941821>fantasiseThe picture of the brown eyed kid is you, isn't it? :^)
>>222941821Get laid reliably for years on end and you'll develop big boy fetishes, too. :^)
It used to be on TV when I was a kid but it was really quiet, so it never really grabbed me.I see it’s on tubi so maybe I’ll jump in tonight
>>222941821Where'd you go, Carlos? You got really quiet. :^)
>>222931335something awakened in her...
>>222937509Watch Stargate. All of it.
>>222941979>replying to people with learning disabilities
>>222941821Clearly, when he said 'reacharound' he expected you to understand that Claudia would be penetrating him anally with a harness and dildo while stimulating his penis with her hand at the same time, hence the term. He was presenting one of his wildest dreams in an evocative manner and you dismissed him by pretending he lacked mental ambition, while it was you, in fact, showing your own difficulty to understand simple terms beyond their face value.Sad, indeed.
>>222942125Virgins with 4chan folders just don't understand eroticism.
>>222930902Never heard of it.
Any post with strings: incel, tranny, troon, woke, chud, cuck, timmy, unc; all need to be reported as low quality and hidden.
>>222931024>kill da wabbit>kill da wabbit>kill da wabbitWatching FarScape together was how me and my best friend got to know each other. Fun times. I've probably seen the whole series 8 times by now.
>>222942214That's what filters are for. You just hate freedom.
>>222942125While that poster is a fool, I would argue that the reacharound guy does in fact lack mental ambition, as the show has already presented the possibility of bodyswap sex which would scratch that particular erotic itch in a much more satisfying way.
>>222935195Based, Chiana's first appearance was peak, then they started subtly fucking it up more and more, until around s3 when they just dumped her into a vat of painted on features, and it only got worse from there.
>>222942317I'm straight. I just want to get railed by a tiny, husky-voiced Australian lady with exquisite eyebrows and a big schnoz.
>>222932644I liked her better as a lavender monkey girl.>>222937884Gigi looked hottest in the FarScape interviews bonus material on the DVDs. They got HD versions now?
>>222939329That has to be a stand-in, or else they gave her massive nice hips in her costume, the way they did Mary Tyler Moore in The Dick Van Dyke show.
>>222939761>why dont the writers know the diff between nietzcheanism and darwinism?I'm not an expert on the show, only into early s2 now, but I thought the whole point of the Nietzschean philosophy being such a far cry from Nietzsche's works was a play on religious Chinese whispers/telephone. They pass things down over a hundred generations and all the copy errors in philosophy/religion build up into a caricature of what it once was.Am I giving the writers/creators too much credit?
>>222942594no idea man, i couldnt even make it through s1. All I know is that the nietzcheans were supposed to be klingons in the original script or w/e
>>222942342i liked murderess chiana best
>>222940187upload to tpb later, never stop seeding
>>222942342What was with her character in the later seasons? First she's psychic and then she has super eyes or something. It was really dumb, like she just asked the writers to give her special powers or something.
>>222942215>That pic.>We could have had a ReBoot minishow detailing Bob's adventures after he got jettisoned out of Mainframe at the end of Season 2.What could have been...
>>222940911>Chiana cheating on him was inevitable because she was habitually raped as a child when she and Neri fled Nebarri space as kids and holed up in whoever's shack they could at any timeftfyFuck Chiana. Everyone else has.
>>222932644Great first season, the rest is only watchable if you're a hardcore Kevin Sorbo fan
>>222942732Hot. Abuse victims really know how to milk it. Plus they let you beat them while you fuck.
>>222942732I don't remember her being that little, pretty sure she was a teenager at the time and the Nebari let her leave the planet because they knew she was a horny slut and would spread their super virus. If she had been a prudish virginal girl I don't think they would have chosen her
>>222942704
>>222942691Her special power is being a whore
>>222930902This episode is a diamond in the rough that is the later seasons. It rivals 'Crackers Dont Matter' in it's unabashed goofiness
>>222943703I'm talking about Scratch n Sniff if the picrel doesnt ring a bell, its the one that feels like Guy Ritchie directed
>>222943703>rivals 'Crackers Dont Matter'I'll admit that "John Quixote" is peak goofiness for the show, but Crackers is definitely the runner up.
>>222943703Oh yeah, and Ben gets to punch is wife in SnS. Good for him. He's killed his wife twice on the show. Aeryn killed her a third time.
>>222943703Raxil was a great character, one of three played by Ben Browder's wife. She was hilarious, probably my favorite character in Farscape that only appears in a single episode, and they were going to bring the character back for season 5.
I started watching it yesterday.
>>222943803>one of three played by Ben Browder's wifeEmleeThat blue one in "Look at the Princess"Minister Ahkna
>>222943762I havent gotten to John Quixote yet, forgive my ignorance. I look forward to it, I didnt think anything could touch CDM, except maybe SnS and the one where they all switch bodies and its just the cast all doing impressions of eachother
>>222944216>I didnt think anything could touch CDMtbf, it's debatable. Maybe it's just me, but I think Crackers is crazier than SnS.
>>222943790>>222943803This is the first I'm hearing of Mrs. Browder, that's cool! Raxil is great
>>222943820>ok, so on this show, I'm gonna be an astronaut chad, lost in space, surrounded by hot alien babes who all fight over me. Some of them wont even look like aliens, just hot Australians.>sure, sweetheart, I can get you guest roles on the show. You can be the quirky tweeker alien chick.
>>222930902once
>>222939695I like the tongue thing she does. Imagine
I want to hump Matala.
>>222939695>>222944216Aeryn Sun my love
