This nigga REALLY wants his bussy ate.
>>222932345What a FAGGOT
>>222932345Gay!
>>222932345Was Emma's pus that traumatic for him?
>>222932763Emma's puss is that traumatic for reality
>Andrew Garfield keeps calling for gay Spiderman>Tom Holland is already Spiderman
>>222932869Tom Holland is married to Zendaya.
>>222932345Cos Zendaya needs a cover TOO. Notice gays demand a shortcut: take the most profitable IP, and make it gay. Esp when the actor getting rich/famous off it is privately resenting having to pretend to be straight for the grueling press tours.
>>222932890Exactly
>why can't we change an existing character to fit my personal fetish?>ya know cause if we made an original character people wouldnt give enough of a shit to show up>and we should totally pick the most popular character for little boys as well tee hee
>>222932902She has a vagina and they probably have sex with each other.
>Can't have a mega-hit with a gay character.>Let's demand a straight character to be suddenly gay, after 2 gay actors playing the role have successfully "infiltrated" pop culture fame.They JUST don't want to play to empty theaters by doing gay roles in indies.
>>222932948Toby is a faggot?
>>222932948>Can't have a mega-hit with a gay characterSure you can, they just can't actually get the girl
>>222933428>they just can't actually get the girlsounds like a floperoski to me
>>222932345straightest zoomer
>>222932345why didn't he just play a different gay character?
>>222933455well that wouldnt be subversive now it, silly?
>>222933527or successful
>>222933587every brown kid under the age of 22 will see the movie regardless of how gay it is success for spiderman is a given for at least the next decade
>>222933620not a movie about a random gay superhero. that's why, INSTEAD of playing that part, he jumped on Spiderman and wants THAT to be twisted into his gay bullshit
>>222932345In fact, why can't we also have Dumbledore in the Spider Man universe and they get it on during the movie? That'd be a sex scene huh
this isn't real retards
>>222932345>The beacons of Menass Teareth! The fires are lit! Gaydor calls for a gay spider guy!
I dont know what he means. We have a gay Spider-man right now
>>222932345Isn't miles gay? I mean he's not spider-man, but that's about as close as you can reasonably get.
>>222932345I wonder what his ethnic background is. Let me check.
>>222932890>hollywood gay marries hollywood gay to keep up appearancesmany such cases
To be fair getting your butt ate feels good.
>>222932890And Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman. Doesn't mean he wasn't smoking pole behind closed doors.
>>222934749Tom Cruise isn't gay.
>>222932345He didnt just want him to be gay. He REALLY wanted him to be gay with a black man. I wonder if the weird jewish obsession with black men will ever be studied
>>222932345he was probably told his Spidey was gonna get with an AU Gwen and he would have to kiss Emma Stone again and he's sour about it
>>222933428none of the madoka girls are gay, that's just your headcanon
Why can't Spider-Man be a hung futa draenei?
>>222934783>Tom Cruise isn't gay.
>>222932345Wish I got to eat a twinks bussy while he cosplayed as spider-man. I’m straight btw
He and Jamie Foxx had a thing going didn't they.
>>222932345>>222932763Maybe Emma left him because she was his beard and was tired of loving him and expecting that he will love her back
>>222933620Gay Spidey is poison. Black Spider-Man can't even be as successful as the TASM movies.
>>222933428Not gay. Kill yourself for posting, AGP-inflicted schizo.
>>222932345>I UHHHHHH REALLY WANNA SUCK COCK GUYS! I WANT TO BE SPIDER-MAN AND SUCK COCK! O-OHHHHH THE THOGUHT OF IT IS MAKING ME HARD!Why are fags like this?
>>222932763After seeing her pathetic excuse for tits, I can understand why they'd turn someone gay
They can do gay Spiderman easily. In the opening of a future avengers movie, Spider Andrew kisses his black boyfriend before he puts on his mask, preparing to jump into action. Before they can react, a Sentinel splats the two of them.
>>222932345Andrew Garfield is jewish btw
>>222933906Tom Holland answers the call
>>222932345they already have a gay Spiderman
>>222932345>why can't he be into boys?Because that's gay.Simple as.
>>222932763She seems toxic as fuck
>>222932890Correct.
>>222932345>why can't he web boi pucci insteadwhat the FUCK is wrong with this FAGGOT
>>222932345I have a solution! Let Miles Morales be the faggot spider man.
>>222938644Emma is best girl save your slander for the zoomerette actresses
>>222932345i had my bussy ate a few times and it feels amazing lol
>>222932890Is that a real marriage? I feel like it isnt.
>>222938983It's real, Tom and Zendaya love each other, chose to marry, and you guys seethe at a black woman and white man who do.
But there is already a gay Spider-man movie. It's called SpiderBabe (2003) starring Misty Mundae.
>>222932345
>>222938983I've heard rumors that they prefer to play videogames together over having sex.
>>222932345>Alright, replace Mary Jane's beautiful face with a hairy man ass or maybe my ass plops down on the black guys face? Make it work!
>>222939342So a real marriage, sex is just good in the start, when you fall in love you would rather spend time with that someone doing things other than sex>>222939331he was just acting here btw, he canon likes women and has many ex girlfriends
>>222939331mmmh imagine him all dressed up and dolled chasity cage on dripping pre cum from the very though of you molesting him
I would fuck Andrew Garfield after telling him I did not enjoy his performance in Under the Silver Lake
>>222932345It's kind of too late for Peter. Maybe they could make Miles gay.
>>222932345Andrew garfield is a good actor but he is jew from his father's side
>>222940328They can’t do that. Black people are monolithic in their hate for the gaysBlack people like Miles too much to risk doing that. It’d be like if Black Panther 3 was about buck breaking, which it should be
>>222932890>Hollywood "people" get "married"I should eyewash after reading this.
>>222932345He had a top tier butt.
