This nigga REALLY wants his bussy ate.
>>222932345What a FAGGOT
>>222932345Gay!
>>222932345Was Emma's pus that traumatic for him?
>>222932763Emma's puss is that traumatic for reality
>Andrew Garfield keeps calling for gay Spiderman>Tom Holland is already Spiderman
>>222932869Tom Holland is married to Zendaya.
>>222932345Cos Zendaya needs a cover TOO. Notice gays demand a shortcut: take the most profitable IP, and make it gay. Esp when the actor getting rich/famous off it is privately resenting having to pretend to be straight for the grueling press tours.
>>222932890Exactly
>why can't we change an existing character to fit my personal fetish?>ya know cause if we made an original character people wouldnt give enough of a shit to show up>and we should totally pick the most popular character for little boys as well tee hee
>>222932902She has a vagina and they probably have sex with each other.
>Can't have a mega-hit with a gay character.>Let's demand a straight character to be suddenly gay, after 2 gay actors playing the role have successfully "infiltrated" pop culture fame.They JUST don't want to play to empty theaters by doing gay roles in indies.
>>222932948Toby is a faggot?
>>222932948>Can't have a mega-hit with a gay characterSure you can, they just can't actually get the girl
>>222933428>they just can't actually get the girlsounds like a floperoski to me
>>222932345straightest zoomer
>>222932345why didn't he just play a different gay character?
>>222933455well that wouldnt be subversive now it, silly?
>>222933527or successful
>>222933587every brown kid under the age of 22 will see the movie regardless of how gay it is success for spiderman is a given for at least the next decade
>>222933620not a movie about a random gay superhero. that's why, INSTEAD of playing that part, he jumped on Spiderman and wants THAT to be twisted into his gay bullshit
>>222932345In fact, why can't we also have Dumbledore in the Spider Man universe and they get it on during the movie? That'd be a sex scene huh
this isn't real retards
>>222932345>The beacons of Menass Teareth! The fires are lit! Gaydor calls for a gay spider guy!
I dont know what he means. We have a gay Spider-man right now
>>222932345Isn't miles gay? I mean he's not spider-man, but that's about as close as you can reasonably get.
>>222932345I wonder what his ethnic background is. Let me check.
>>222932890>hollywood gay marries hollywood gay to keep up appearancesmany such cases
To be fair getting your butt ate feels good.
>>222932890And Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman. Doesn't mean he wasn't smoking pole behind closed doors.
>>222934749Tom Cruise isn't gay.
>>222932345He didnt just want him to be gay. He REALLY wanted him to be gay with a black man. I wonder if the weird jewish obsession with black men will ever be studied
>>222932345he was probably told his Spidey was gonna get with an AU Gwen and he would have to kiss Emma Stone again and he's sour about it
>>222933428none of the madoka girls are gay, that's just your headcanon
Why can't Spider-Man be a hung futa draenei?
>>222934783>Tom Cruise isn't gay.
>>222932345Wish I got to eat a twinks bussy while he cosplayed as spider-man. I’m straight btw
He and Jamie Foxx had a thing going didn't they.
>>222932345>>222932763Maybe Emma left him because she was his beard and was tired of loving him and expecting that he will love her back
>>222933620Gay Spidey is poison. Black Spider-Man can't even be as successful as the TASM movies.
>>222933428Not gay. Kill yourself for posting, AGP-inflicted schizo.
>>222932345>I UHHHHHH REALLY WANNA SUCK COCK GUYS! I WANT TO BE SPIDER-MAN AND SUCK COCK! O-OHHHHH THE THOGUHT OF IT IS MAKING ME HARD!Why are fags like this?
>>222932763After seeing her pathetic excuse for tits, I can understand why they'd turn someone gay
They can do gay Spiderman easily. In the opening of a future avengers movie, Spider Andrew kisses his black boyfriend before he puts on his mask, preparing to jump into action. Before they can react, a Sentinel splats the two of them.
>>222932345Andrew Garfield is jewish btw
>>222933906Tom Holland answers the call
>>222932345they already have a gay Spiderman
>>222932345>why can't he be into boys?Because that's gay.Simple as.
>>222932763She seems toxic as fuck
>>222932890Correct.
>>222932345>why can't he web boi pucci insteadwhat the FUCK is wrong with this FAGGOT
>>222932345I have a solution! Let Miles Morales be the faggot spider man.
>>222938644Emma is best girl save your slander for the zoomerette actresses
>>222932345i had my bussy ate a few times and it feels amazing lol
>>222932890Is that a real marriage? I feel like it isnt.
>>222938983It's real, Tom and Zendaya love each other, chose to marry, and you guys seethe at a black woman and white man who do.
But there is already a gay Spider-man movie. It's called SpiderBabe (2003) starring Misty Mundae.
>>222932345
>>222938983I've heard rumors that they prefer to play videogames together over having sex.
>>222932345>Alright, replace Mary Jane's beautiful face with a hairy man ass or maybe my ass plops down on the black guys face? Make it work!
>>222939342So a real marriage, sex is just good in the start, when you fall in love you would rather spend time with that someone doing things other than sex>>222939331he was just acting here btw, he canon likes women and has many ex girlfriends
>>222939331mmmh imagine him all dressed up and dolled chasity cage on dripping pre cum from the very though of you molesting him
I would fuck Andrew Garfield after telling him I did not enjoy his performance in Under the Silver Lake
>>222932345It's kind of too late for Peter. Maybe they could make Miles gay.
>>222932345Andrew garfield is a good actor but he is jew from his father's side
>>222940328They can’t do that. Black people are monolithic in their hate for the gaysBlack people like Miles too much to risk doing that. It’d be like if Black Panther 3 was about buck breaking, which it should be
>>222932890>Hollywood "people" get "married"I should eyewash after reading this.
>>222932345He had a top tier butt.
>>222932345>This nigga REALLY wants his bussy ate.>>222941666>He had a top tier butt.Proof
>>222942097Nice. No homo, why does he have a nicer butt than most zoomer actresses
>>222932345I think it's pretty funny he refuses to acknowledge that Marvel and Stan Lee himself legally forbids doing any of this shit with Peter. Their contract with Sony explicitly defines Peter as a straight, white man from NYC. If Sony were to make him gay, they'd be in violation of their contract and run the risk of losing their rights. Of course, they could make Miles a fag, but he's the universal representative of black people so that won't be allowed. No one's tried forcing the public to care about the other Spider-Men so gaywashing them would face plant.
>>222932345Sure, just go ahead and make the black one gay as well.
>>222942218I don't know but in his prime Andrew Garfield was something else, especially when wearing that skin tight costume.
>>222932345But who would play MJ?
