No posers allowed.
there hasn't been a true goth in centuries
>>222932627titties
>>222932654The Overton window giveth and taketh.
>>222932627>goth>generic tiktok of slutsYawn
>>222932665perfect if you want to get hiv
>>222932654
>>222932665Colored girls smell really bad down there
I’m tired of you assholes ripping on hot topic.
>>222932813Hot Topic is THE mainstream slop shop even the poser tik tok goths shit on it
>>222932627pale girls smell bad
I love goth girls so much it's unreal
>>222932627Ginger Snaps trilogy and The Craft
>>222932627Who is this, her nose is perfect
>>222932654guess you didnt watch sopranos
>>222932941Same nose that every ethot got
>>222932627Hellraiser. All of them. It’s a journey.
>>2229329414chan /mu/ and /v/ queen circa 2020-23 sinisterdarling
>>222932940Words words words
>>222932940
>>222932987>stupid fucking ewhore
>>222932652I don't recommend it. The big booty goth girl I used to fug in high school (25 years ago now jesus) was also a vegetarian and had god awful paint stripping farts.
>>222932940still would left, the shoes + bangs do it for me
all of them are perfomative fakes nowadaysjust want to farm simps on socmed
reminder if you are not white you can never be goth
>>222932723what happened to the actual Goths again? The muslims wiped them out when they took over Spain I guess?
>>222933206Disrespect of Peter Steele will not be tolerated, even as a joke.
>>222933219Did he make any actual good songs? I tried listening to one of his songs a long time ago and I nearly died of cringe.
Literally all of these poser foids are picrel.TRVE goths died off in the 2000s.
>>222933219I dont even know who this is. Im not goth
its literally 2 months away put your black nail polish away
>>222933261there is a hint of comedy to some of the tracks like black#1
>>222932884His bone structure is admirable.
>>222933503His?
>a goth zoomette with big fat titties and a nice jiggly ass got a crush on me and wanted to fuck>turned her down cause i already dated on bpdemon and dont want to ever experience that againIts not as fun as you think it is bros its not worth it
>>222932990kek you're triggered sis
>>222933734
>>222932652
>Essential goth kinos?>Survivalist>Everest>Suspiria>High Life>X>Pearl>Maxxxine(not really kino but essential because it's the end of a trilogy)>Infinity Pool>Odyssey
>>222932627Hoodwinkled
I heard that the goth subculture was started by people who were so sad about their favorite punk musicians overdosing on heroin, that they would dress like grieving widows to mourn them.
>>222933253vid sauce?
Why are they all mexican?Can white people really have nothing to themselves?
>>222933322>country gothI didn't know I needed this.
>>222933913
>>222933253So gen Z fashion it's just 2000s fashion?
>>222934018time is a flat circle
>>222932627How do I get a goth girlfriend like this, bros? Serious replies only.
>>222933913>>222933929>from cute to generic of slut
>>222934039gotta larp as goth
>>222934018I know fashion trends come back from time to time, but i don't think i've ever seen a genz original trend or way they dress. It's all just trend that change every few months on tiktok and their whole generation will wear it.
>>222934039Be rich and/or have a big cock so they can either leech of you or use your dick for OF and leave you soon after
>>222934039not goth they're larping esluts
>>222932665grim
RIBOFLAVIN FLAVOREDNON CARBONATEDPOLYUNSATURATED BLOOD
>>222933711"We can always tell," which means erring on the side of concluding that all women are actually men, no exceptions.
>>222932665that ceiling is in bad shape
>>222933206A common misconception but gothic culture, as in gothic art (Art Goth) is a mistranslation, it doesn't have anything to do with the germanic goths. The correct name is "Argot", a "secret language" spoken by the people that built the medieval cathedrals, spoken through their craft. The people that built the first cathedrals were hermeneutics, the followers of Hermes Trismegistos
>>222932697this kid got an awakening
>>222933786like from the Tick
>>222932627
>>222933454the holidays begin once the months end in berhalloween for 2 months, christmas for 2 months, end of year
>>222934264gothic architecture has nothing to do with the Goths, as in the people who sacked Rome in 410 AD and later founded kingdoms in Spain and north africa
>>222933206A lot of goths simply went back to Sweden where their descendants still live today. There was a goth community in Crimea that lasted at least until the 17th century and possibly as late as the early 20th century. The ostrogoths in Italy assimilated with the local population as well as later groups like the Lombards and became modern north italians. The visigoths assimilated with the local roman population and became the spaniards who eventually did the reconquista.
>>222933454Ture, but stores have already had halloween shit for sale for weeks even though summer hasnt even ended
>>222934365North africa was the Vandals anon
>>222934039be old and have money. she's with a 50-yo dude now
>>222933907>that tittie jiggle when she says no means no
>>222932893Also Night of the Demons
>>222933913same vibes
>>222934039you see how pale her skin is? that's a clue. she never steps foot outside into the sunlight. you will find her indoors.Like mallgoths, who thrive in big malls with minimal exposure to sunlight. they prefer to stay in stores because the main atrium may feature skylights that let UV rays in
>>222934498well I work graveyard shit and sleep during the day, so thats a start
>>222934418>be old CHECK>and have moneyFUCK
hi /brit/
watch wednesday, possibly on mute, your discretion
>>222933206to be fair peter steele could crush skulls with his bare hands, he'd fit right in
>>222933253There are many different variations of straight bangs and she managed to pick the ugliest one
>>222934045>SHE WAS SO ATTRACTIVE WHEN SHE WAS A MINOR, WHAT HAPPENED
>>222932893I would like to see these kind of goth girls make a comeback instead of e-thots wearing clown makeup.
>>222934807No, she just didn't look like a generic tiktok clown and showing half her titsNice self report though
ginger snaps
>>222933734How do you just get girls to have crushes on you? Did you do anything?
>>222934931work out and go outsideit's not hard
>>2229339132 things. 1. I love her hair even though it's completely unruly and annoying in that state and 2. at least she's being a good sport about it.
>>222932627that's a subhuman whore
>>222934943Also be tall and not ugly and don't have "weird" "Ick" hobbies
>>222934943I do workout, and have decent results. But just being outside never makes interactions happen. Where do you actually have interactions? I can't get crushed on just going through the self checkout at the grocery store.
>>222934975>decent results.I mean I built some muscle, no girl results
>>222934943Do girls just come flying? Maybe i'm living in the wrong city, but everything from zoomers to boomers are just smartphone zombies
>>222934943and money
>>222934975Hang out with your social group(s). If you don't have one, get one. If you don't know where to get one, bars are a great place to start.>Anon's next words will be: but i don't like bars!If you don't have any social skills, you need to develop them somewhere, and that's precisely what bars exist for. You don't have to live in them the rest of your life. You get comfortable talking with girls in public, you make some male friends, you end up acquiring things to do and places to go and opportunities to meet people outside of the bar.
>>222934967you don't need to be tall.average looks are fine. men always date 2 rungs higher than themselves on the ladder if they're not dumb and smelly. and some of the dumb smelly ones get smoking hot babes anyway
>>222932697I don't think they realized this means they look like literal clowns
a real goth needs to be gloomy and morbid. not just hot and wear dark and white makeup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yz-dKqsmp8
>>222935108I like spooky girls.
>>222932940no one is going to read all this shit. lower the amount of paragraphs. its supposed to be a meme, fucking moron
I just miss when I had friends, or a family. Life after a certain age just sucks. I got the depressed part of being Goth on lock, just not the clothing
>>222935260real goth vibes
>>222932987>circa 2020-23what happened to her after
>>222935299>Life after a certain age just sucksreads more like you are dumb as fuck, dumb as rocks, low iq as fuck, wageslave cuck, all of the above. fucking lawl
>>222935108>>222935260Is nun-goth a thing? I hope so.
>>222934967if they say ick or give the ick they aren't goththey're just normie larper whoresactual real goths are complete weirdos
>>222935306see>>222934418
>>222932627>tfw the male version of this so nobody caresONE CHROMOSOME DIFFERENT AND I COULD'VE BEEN RICH
It's looking like a Lindsay Clancy support group meetup in here
killing every ewhore goth larper and the simp faggots on this thread
>>222935324dumb people are usually happier
>>222935411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlEvUb0w70c
>>222932654>>222932723This has got to be the most tired joke.
>>222935411You’re not attractive though
>>222935108Closer to goth than the egirl shit. At least she looks genuinely crazy.
>>222935411don't worry you and me will find ours
https://youtu.be/1PMNnHWp-cE
>>222935521
>>222935411If you'd not been a fatfuck you coulda been a femboy and gotten rich
>>222935565Many such cases
>>222933014Bottom is them 3 years later.
>>222932627>live action version of Gaiman's Sandman>this means live actions version of Death>so many goth girls out there>who should we choose?KEK
>>222934975Anywhere that has proximity + a chance to talk + a shared experience. Good starter activities are sports, board games, and special interest clubs (better in uni desu).
>>222935794The bottom are seamonkeys you imbecile
>>222935794Good.
>>222934418for real? post pic for proof
>>222935423yeah few real goths exist these days they are all larping whores
>>222935453boxxy a cute
>>222934532>commits sudoko for absolutely no good reasonWTF
>>222933206>eastern goths got hun'ed then slav'ed>italian goths got byzantine'd then lombard'ed>spanish goths got muslim'ed>surviving eastern goths in crimea got mongol'ed>scandinavian goths (Geats) got swedish'edthere never was a good time to be a goth
>>222936511yeah but goths love being submissive
>>222935881
>modern goths got nigger'd
>>222935881For fucks sake they already had Jenna Coleman, they just had to pale her up a bit and put her in black jeans.
>>222932627There was a period in time when goth girls were considered so unattractive that daytime talk shows like Jenny Jones, Sally, Ricki Lake, etc use to invite them to the show and tell them on national tv that they're ugly and gave them a complete makeover.
>>222936477life is hard as a young attractive woman
>>222936815Kill Jestah
>>222932627>septum pig ringdropped
>>222936674>Anonymous pepe users on twitterI think those sites should force you to use your real name and photo. There's a bunch of shit none of you pussies would be saying on there if there were a name and face attatched.
>>222937463wow, ya think?
>>222932627the rocky horror show of course
>>222932700You don't get HIV from vaginal penetration sir.
>>222932665Say what you want, but the look really works for #2.#3 has a nice body, but that's about it. Not much of a goth outfit. #1 and #4 look terrible.
>>222934039Heckin Hi fellow anonski, I’m dating one. Now it’s crucial to realize for whatever realize a lot of the goths now are latinas. Which means youre getting Latina, BPD, and Goth all rolled into one. Aka they’re crazy as fuck and few have the tricks to handle one.
95% of what passes for "goth" these days is just alt. Social media is filled with chicks that have green hair calling themselves goth.
>>222932627For me, it's Beetlejuice.
>>222932627any girls on onlyfans that look like this?
>>222937946Like a fucking gazillion man... Just look up that 1 guy dating 10 goth women video, they were all professional women
>>222935108That's a dude but unironically I remember he was dating and married this super fat goth girl. I can't remember his name but I followed him for a bit
>>222937879This. They’re losing the skill of making themselves attractive. Makeup is tough and using exclusively black erodes your tastes.
>>222932723They wouldn't speak Deutsch, they would speak Gothic which is east-germanic:Diswilwan! / 𐌳𐌹𐍃𐍅𐌹𐌻𐍅𐌰𐌽!Maúrþrjan ! / 𐌼𐌰𐌿𐍂𐌸𐍂𐌾𐌰𐌽!Lēwjan ! / 𐌻𐌴𐍅𐌾𐌰𐌽.
>>222934264I tried reading the Kybalion but I didn't understand wtf bro was yapping about
>>222932627yes.... cause goth is merely halloweeny makeup and whore outfits. literally posers
>>222937983wew you werent kidding. why cant this be me?
>>222938169that doesn't look like a guy.
>>222932734niggers can't change ceiling raptor batteries, you think they can manage their pussy properly?
>>222932813fuck you cunt bitch. id stomp your face poser
>>222932627Literal larp at this point
Thoughts on drakes new goth gf?
>ceiling raptorHoly shit there are raptors in my ceiling?
>>222933907fugly kike whore
>>222938220This bitch is a 3/10 without the clown makeup and filters
>>222938223yup they make that haunting chirping sound every 15 minutes
>>222933206>And the goths? Where are they now?Where's the Sopranos edit?
>i love goths!>look inside>onlyfans whores
>>222938276>>222932961oh shit someone not retarded make it happen
>>222936674i wonder if she's really there as a full time vs winning some contest or an intern. I would think news channels still care about professionalism
Decades of so-called "goth subculture" have led to this. We hail lord Drake for putting the final nail in the gothnigger coffin.
>>222938308Alabama College News Station
>>222938322drake spending millions to try and fuck tectones sloppy seconds is the funniest shit possiblebillionaire, one of most famous musicians alive, more streams than Jackson - all this to compete with a fat bald guy who plays gacha games for 8 hours a day
>this threadCounts
>>2229378502 and 4 would get it
Inside the Discord, Twitch or OnlyFans of these attention whoring edgy thots are the ugliest, deformed freaks who spend the money they receive from the government or their burgerflipper job on a simulated friendship with these whores. They're being paid up to dress up and feed the fantasy of third worldies and the mentally handicapped. The moments of self-awareness that manage to get through the dosage of prescription drugs must leave the clown makeup bints broken and reeling, realizing they're whoring themselves to the fantasies of literal retards.
>>222933253>Catholic>Gothanons I'm in love
I really don’t remember the clown white make up being a thing for gothsalso, where are the goth zoomer men? are they that cringe adverse?
>>222933253>dresses provocatlywhore>dresses normallywhore>dresses modestwhoreit's infuriating not being able to tell if a woman is a whore
>>222938623The easy way to tell is if they feel the need to upload it to millions
Getting tired of this seasonal smear shit. leave it until october.
>>222933913>having a loving familyI hate larpers.
>>222938564>are they that cringe adverse?m8 they're growing fucking mustaches
>>222934018The older you get the more you will see the cylical nature of trends.
>>222938628so you're saying awalt>>222934018every single fashion fad has a second go 20 years later. some more successfully than others.
>>222932848>n-no usee >>222932734, faggot. Niggerettes are known to have stanky pussies. It is why the men in the nig community don't go down on their women. Straight up horrific down there due to lack of showering; daily showers dry out their skin and hair so they skip days or once a week type thing, maybe twice.
>>222937463Yeah doofus, that is the point. People like you have ruined the internet, eternal goddamn summer ever since you people got online.
>>222932665>cultural appropriationyeah I know. Anything White is "open for interpretation by communities of color."
>>222938936it's not a hygiene thing, the smell is literally genetic
>>222938248They all are
>>222934931It was literally just this >>222934943She was really immature so she still acted like a highschooler despite being around 22 althobiet, hence the crush. You wont see crushes after college really, even when you go to work either a girl wants to date/fuck or she doesnt
>>222934995Yes you not getting goth pussy is obviously everyone elses fault... and phones
>>222939843Nta but did she approach you randomly on street.
>>222932652mariethegasqueen is my favorite goth brapper
>girl dyes her hair black>OMG SPIT IN MY MOUTH GOTH MOMMY LOL WHAT IF A GOTH BADDIE JUST STEPPED ON MY BALLS THAT WOULD BE SO CRAZY HAHAHA
>>222932940>>222933009i hate all of them. people who adhere to subcultures have no original identity of their own and are attentionwhores. notice it's almost always women who do this
>>222939994A subculture is simply just finding a peer group. Dressing like your friends is no different than posting Bane on /tv/ because that’s what we do. You sound like you’re 14.
>>222934856She's wearing the same make-up. The only difference is she's smiling and has hit the wall
>>222932627>No posers allowed>posts a girl who doesn't know what goth isYou can't just dress up as a goth and be it. The goth mentality is dark, and usually a result of depression or abuse.
>>222940033>You sound like you’re 14.If you still dress like a goth, skaterboy, emo or whatever after a certain age there's something wrong with you
>>222936815Least narcissistic foid
>>222939856This but unironically
>>222938186>>222938169>>222937983That's a foid who pretends to be a dude, retards
>>222935012>next words will be: but i don't like bars!No, I appreciate your help, and don't mean to challenge unnecessarily. I've actually always liked bars, but find it difficult to go in alone. But on one or two occasions I did have a great experience, though it was just talking with dudes.
>>222939869It was at a concert. She thought i was attractive and liked that i was older because all unstable girls actually just have daddy issues. All of them. Its really easy to get younger girls like that if you appeal to their need for an older stable male. i cant bring myself to take advantage of people though so thats the main reason i turned her down. Also her family may or may not have had connection to some sort of organized crime and if i took her virginity then bailed theres a non zero chance i wouldnt be here to post sneed
>>222932665Why are the new mods and jannies such insufferable fucking homos? Time and time again, they prove they aren't members of the community. No wonder they can't get real jobs.
>>222938358He's not interested in her, he's interested in rehabbing his image. So he's trying to be "literally me" to zoomers and younger.
>>222932627This doesn't apply for ugly bitches who go goth but for the attractive ones I always feel bad for them because their skills with hair and makeup would be better off used for making them just look normal and normally attractive. They need to just wrangle their personalities a lil bit to and I'm sure they could find a good guy to settle down with. Instead they just decide they are edgy for some reason and then goth out and becomes things that guys say "oh ya I fucked a goth girl once" but you never really hear about guys saying "I married a goth girl and now we have a great relationship and family." It all just feels like wasted potential to me and it's sad, but I suppose that's the point to a degree
>>222938220>>222938322She has some of the most boring OF content i have ever seen, same with all the other "goth" girls that are always with her.Just bouncnig in a pool or on a bed in underwear or jerking off/sucking off a dildo in the worst way possible. She must be the most boring sex partner ever.
>>222932652Holy based, me too
>>222941122It just the "Not like other girls" syndrome.
>>222932884You love onlyfans whores with black hair and lipstick, not goths.