Is this a realistic depiction of a restaurant visit?
Absolutely not. I get a heavy sigh and security called if I reached for a handshake. Get prepared for the police to detain you and ask why you would shake hand with the waitress.
>>222936473Yeah
Yeah its fairly easy to have sex with a guy
>>222936516Have you tried shaking hands with the cute police girl?
I tried this one time but the waitress just looked weirded out and told me to stop staring at her. What did I do wrong?
>>222936473Yes, This happens to me all the time at my local waffle house except my waiters name is Jamal...
>>222936685you're not Eggsy
>>222936685A) Always be good-lookingB) Be not bad-lookingC) Cunt is for those that look good
>>222936473Yeah it happens to me all the time, its actually really annoying anon. I went to my niece's bris recently, afterwards we had a nice meal - had to leave early to have sex with the waitresses. Its a nightmare, never get any time to just enjoy a nice meal.
>>222936473>polite intro to conversation>smash cut to hard fucking>nothing is ever shown inbetween because the writers have no idea how to pick up a woman in this fashion
>>222936727It's called a 500 dollar tip
>>222936473Is this that 'everbody wants to fuck me' movie?
>>222936727The inbetween doesn't matter. She makes the decision to fuck you within 30 seconds and the length of the discussion after that depends purely on how much of a slut she is. The quality of the discussion doesn't matter unless you actively give red flags.t. woman pro
>>222936473yes waitresses are bored during their night shift and will be more adventurous than the daytime versions
>>222936727They know because they do it.They are gatekeeping us incel chuds from this knowledge
>>222936473if she was asian and he was whiter and taller and less faggy then yes. asian women really are somethin else when you are a slightly above average white man.
>>222936875It's one of those things where you either have it you don't and showing it would make it seem like a fantasy anyway and besides that it's simply funnier that way.
>>222936473Depends on the restaurant.
>>222936791teach us o wise anon
>>222937552Step 1: be attractive to the womanStep 2: win
>>222936473Seems like a grotesque copy of the mcnutty scene. This guy looks like he belongs on that incel collage about ugly bodybuilders
>>222936473this was a weird show
>>222936473Do rich lads really go for 30+ waitresses with zero prospects and goals?
>>222937602What a hater.
>>222936473>viewer is forced to look at the man's bare ass>woman's tits are coveredwhy is TV like this now?
>>222936698it's late tom, go tuck zendaya into bed
>>222938217Men won't claim SA 20 years after you shot the scene.
>>222936473can someone explain the logistics of the in between?they didn't even exchange numbers so was he just waiting the entire time until her shift was over?
>>222938315Just do it like he did. Once she declines your first move stare like an abandoned puppy until you both teleport to your home, naked and mid-fucking.
>>222938007Sometimes you just gotta get it on.
>>222938393Girls like abandoned puppies that go to fancy restaurants.
>>222938007Irrelevant. Physical and emotional connection supersede base appeals.
>>222936473It can happen if there is instant sexual attraction yes.
>>222938217It's been decided one day that if something makes a straight man's dick twitch just a little bit it's either porn or something bad that had to be taken down.
It's how all my restaurant visits go desu
>>222938605Sure if you're a monkey brained low iq.
>>222936473sex
>>222936727I swear this kind of scene being so prevalent in hollywood media is the main reason why thirdies in countries like India think every white woman will have sex with them on the spot
>>222939118Well they would if they weren't Indians.
>>222936791>>222937577This dude fucks. Speaking nothing but truth.
>>222936473>I'll have the mousse de scrapple, please
>>222938217americans like it that way
>>222936473It’s a realistic depiction of a pitch perfect fagmount that’s for certain
>>222936473>that fag mount>on a girlthe actor is a fucking thermonuclear faggot.
>>222940166Gold medal mental gymnastics.
>>222936473Seth McFarlane getting pussy? I hope he used Peter's voice when he fucked her
>>222940146What ever happened to Andrew Klaven
>>222936791I can do the first part but then when I have to hold a conversation/be alone with her she gets the ick and has to leave. it's like once shes away from the heard she sees me for the autist I truly am.beyond the introduction I don't know how to 'close' even after they give me the eyes. it's like that bladerunner2049 scene when she says he doesn't like real girls except she isn't a prostitute. I had a bartender I used to vaguely know once say 'oh you're scared of girls :)'. I didn't know how top respond and left.
>>222936791This.Reptilian brain. All of your senses are first filtered through the reptile brain. ("Will this kill me? Can I eat it? Can I fuck it?") This is before they are passed "up the chain of command" in age order from the oldest part of your brain to your prefrontal cortex.This is important because it means tyat almost every single decision you make you make instantly and automatically as soon as you ingest information. Most people aren't "deciding" things. They are rationalizing their choices after having already deciding them. So when a woman sees you, she immediately decides if she wants to have sex with you. Everything after that is just a rationalization. It's why hoes love astrology because it excuses all manner of shitty narcissistic behavior and poor decision making.
>>222940260>I had a bartender I used to vaguely know once say 'oh you're scared of girls :)'.She would have taught you if you asked.
>>222936473Oh you people have no idea what it’s like to be handsome AND rich. It’s like being a celebrity. When I worked for a bank I saw VPs/lawyers/loan officers literally share a calendar where they “scheduled” their time with the new intern, or the new barista downstairs, even a parking attendant one time. They don’t even have to try. But there was a nice girl I worked with who self-harmed, and she wanted to get into the business world. No matter how many times I told her they were all dogs, she believed they were in love with her. She killed herself. You know, there’s a lot of sketchy shit that goes on in banks. Shit the feds would love to get their hands on. After she died I snapped and went full blown Snowden. Now I dress up like a giant carrot and hand out pens at universities in exchange for surveys. It’s a peaceful life.
>>222940356the girl who took my virginity did that 26 years ago and I haven't touched a woman since. having sex doesn't cure whatever autism I have.
>>222940445Many such cases. I wish you all the best.
>>222940396>Now I dress up like a giant carrot and hand out pens at universities in exchange for surveys.Many such cases.
>>222940396>>222940642redpill me on 'giant carrot canvassing'
>>222940691Have you ever tried handing out pens to university girls dressed as a carrot? Try it.
Which way western waitstaff?
>>222940728Explain the Jennifer Aniston one and explain why she's the most sex sex sex one.
>>222940728>waitstaffMore like wife stuff. Haha.
>>222936473literally me
>>222940186The only gymnastic prowess being performed here is the 9.9 pitch perfect fagmount
