I've got your serious actor right here, bitch!>grabs dick.
>>222936856>Ooo... kaayyyy...>*eyes blink out of synch with eachother*
>>222936856oh this is why he got a beard
>>222936856does anyone here feel kinda bad for him? Like despite having millions of dollars and putting everything he possibly could into being taken seriously as an actor film audiences and his peers just view him as a goofy fat loser just like the people in high school. It's such a blackpill seeing this unfold in real life. I mean he even took a minimum salary just to work with Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio in an attempt to reinvent his image and reputation and absolutely nobody cares. It's just proof that this world is so cruel and your looks and genetics play a major role in your success. Such a blackpill.
>>222937147I don't feel sorry for him because all he had to do was own up to it and exploit it until being the funny fat guy no longer made him billions, the shit he's been getting up to for the past decade makes him look way more pathetic than being the trillion dollar fun fatty ever would have been
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>>222937147I actually did feel bad for him after watching Stutz, the guy was giving him bunk therapy and manipulating him for fame. Really fucked up.
My favorite Jonah story is how when he was young he would try to be part of the local skater scene and hang around the skater store all day and have his mom buy him a board etc despite him never skating and one day they were all signing a skateboard for someone and they signed using their nicknames. Because they felt bad for Jonah they decided to include him and let him sign it too despite him being some weirdo who just hung around them all day but didn't really belong. And the nickname he chose to sign with was "Jonah the Jew". Like that was the cool skater nickname he had chosen for himself. It really makes me think about what kind of guy he is.
>>222937147>being a fat fuck>looks and geneticsif he was a legitimately good actor of decent weight he'd have no problems>but hes skinny now!too late to course correct. you cemented yourself as the goofy fat retard so now thats all anyone knows you for
>>222937171>>222937185god this is so bad
>>222937171>>222937185This is what you get when you choose with your cock and not your heart. Obvious case of picking up the hottest girl he could and never being able to cope with the knowledge that there might be something to the fact she reciprocated.
>>222937147Jonah hill isn't even real, it's an invention of Feldstein to prop up his career.
>>222938362holy virgin
>>222938558>t. roastieThe texts show an insecure man lashing out at a surfer hoe because she's acting like a hoe. You should cultivate feelings for people who respect and love you, not because you want to fuck them. If that's your goal then just do it and dip, otherwise this happens - regardless of money or status.
>>222937171>>222937185>break up with this girl>pull a Jonah and get dragged into this huge argument>feel bad about saying too much for months>break up with another girl>say as little as possible, just cut her off>feel bad about the break-up for a week and move onI don't even think I liked the first girl more than the second, it's just that when you're breaking up, the faster you get it done the faster you can move on
>>222936856Why did he grab her dick? That's rape!
>>222937099Why didn't Brad go to website?
>>222937147I've always felt that he was a giant insufferable asshole behind the scenes and that he deserved it or something as some sort of karma. But him being cancelled for telling his wife that she cant spend time with some surf instructor was so unfair and a symptom of the gynotyranny the west lives under
>>222939159The surf instructor would beg to differ. He's probably banging 5 of his students at a time.
>>222936856>How are you so fat when your pee pee is so small?
>>222939043lol
>>222938197I know, it's painful to watch. She's now a law student btw and has 120k instagram followers that she posted all of this to lol
>>222937147>does anyone feel bad for this ugly and overweight nepobaby kikeno, i don't think i do
all this angst and bitterness and he never cut to 10% bf or studied the redpill or even stoicismhe deserves everything he gets. hebhas to be autistic the way he cant help himself
>Stop laughing, it's not a jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMz80FKusUA
>>222939043Yeah it's something you learn as you get older. What's embarrassing for jonah about these messages is not what he's saying, it's all obviously valid to ask from your fucking girlfriend, it's that he's behaving like a guy in his early 20s would. Including the doing it over text part. If he really truly thought this girl was the one for him then he would have this conversation in person one on one where being vulnerable cannot be screenshotted and shared on social media by a sociopath
>>222937147Feel sorry? From a dude in """""""""hollywood"""""""""???
>>222939430>the way he cant help himselfare we talking about the buffet table?
>>222938882do you really think women are on here making fun of you? you got called a virgin for saying "choose with your heart not your cock" not because a whore is being a whore. get a grip, faggot
>>222936856this whole jonah hill debacle makes me think im just like him except without the moneyis there a way to break free from being a loser??
>>222939678why are you jewish
>>222937147No one likes someone who tries to be something they're not. If he was just genuine and accepted himself, people would have a much higher opinion of him. As it stands, he's pretentious.
>>222939682i didn't mean the fat jewish energy, just the loser part
>>222939196>>222939562so crazy learning that Jonah started it first when she was innocuously stating what happened to him that this is the end movie, it’s like he wanted to take it further and said "hey, I know you like getting fucked too" which prompted her to make that anecdote about the dream she had with him.
>>222939693>I'm just like this fat jewish loser except without the fat jewish parts
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The thing is, Jonah Hill is admired by hipsterish types. He has a following and he has a lot of respect. People consider him a star, and the goofy outfits people show him in, they consider those cool. It's just here people have a massive hateboner for him because he is/was fat but also successful ("Why not me?!") and also he's Jewish and rich.
>>222937504kikes are another species. their deepseated bizarre means of interacting with others are well documented
>>222939159his breakout role came with a bunch of stories about how he was pissy another actor had more charisma
>>222939517i dunno i've had far more instances where i've spoken to someone face-to-face and they've lied about what was said to make me look bad. i have extended family members i won't talk to unless it's somehow being recorded.
>>222939888post 3 examples of people respecting jonah.he's always posting online so there's ample opportunity for people to respond or react.
>>222939888Jonah plz
>>222936856Does anyone have the interview where the guy asks him why he changed his last name from Feldstein and the caption just says [hissing]?
>>222940012I mean people in real life. They tend to be a bit different to people who bitterpost all day on internet imageboards and social media.>>222940097;)
>>222939655Romance is an honourable and masculine trait respected in all cultures since the dawn of civilization. Equating temptation with love is a contemporary thing brought forward by promiscuous gays and women. Furthermore, men should seek someone who respects and cares for them instead of getting satisfied wetting their dicks in the first hole that allows them to. Stating these facts plainly makes you cringe because (((marketeers))) warped your perception of reality.
>>222937147I know what you mean, but no, I don't feel bad for him. He just seems like a shitty, unlikeable person. Like he wishes he was attractive so he could bully people who look like him.
>>222940264>Romance is an honourable and masculine trait respected in all cultures since the dawn of civilization.Right, and expecting women to understand this is a naive virgin mentality. You're either brown or a virgin, I don't see you denying it.
>>222937147I liked him in Maniac
>>222937171>>222937185>>222937205>I know you’re a whore>and you were a whore before I met you>and I started dating you knowing you were a whore>but pleas please please stop being a whore
>>222939888>i am- err, i mean, jonah is admired
>>222940367Never said that, I just think the fat man was an idiot because he'd rather argue with a whore instead of accepting the reality of what she really is. This is a byproduct of letting your dick dictate how you feel about a girl. I'm not going to deny anything because I don't care about what you think of me, I just want the average lurker to see that being candid and sincere is not incompatible with being a real men, and calling someone a virgin because you're a cynical fag is a typical bitch move usually done by women.
>>222937171How much does Dr Stern charge per session to teach you to talk like a cuck?
They hate Jonah because he refused to be the funny fat comic relief. He wasn't like John Candy or Chris Farley or other funny fat guys who knew their place and danced like fat monkeys ina the circus which made them "beloved" and "respected". Jonah thought "I might be a fat goofy Jewish dweeb but I will become a respected serious actor no matter what and I will carve out my own destiny" and people couldn't forgive him for that. A man who has ideas above his station, that's what they couldn't take. So they came upon him with a vengeance.
>>222940562Then maybe he could start by, you know, not being fat? If he got genuinely fit people might respect him more, but he only ever seems to get to skinny fat level.Someone has to play fat guys. If you're going to become an actor, and you're fat, and you can't become not fat, don't be upset if you get fat roles. Especially in a genre like comedy where you're going to be playing into stereotypes.
>>222937147only time I felt bad for him was the "you smell good" remark, everyone forgets jonah was talking about ornella having anal sex before she made her joke but kimmel just came out guns blazing for no reason and jonah looked like his feelings were genuinely hurt
>>222940623He's not fat anymore and they literally shat on him for his weird body. I got fit, did lots of sports etc and it wasn't enough. They hated him for not accepting his fatness too. No matter what he does, it's never enough for these people.
>>222940538You're alright, brown virgin.
>>222937147no, he's a nepo kike who takes himself too seriously and is a dick to everybody in his personal life. he deserves zero sympathy
>>222940674He looks like a skeleton, he should have gotten fit without cheating. Ozempic probably ate into his bone mass. Yeah he got into sports, the most cringe worthy douchy sports imaginable. And he also still couldn't get fit. For someone with the resources of Jonah who desperately wants to change his image you have to be incredibly spiritually fat to do that. He probably ate tubs of ice cream and lied about it to his trainer. He deserves the image he's cultivated.
>>222940562>>222940674You need to be more subtle anon.
>>222937171>>222937185>date surfer chick with big social media presence>get upset surfer chick hangs out with other surfers and wears bikinisthe fuck did he expect?
