I started watching the franchise for the first time and it is OK however I have to ask is everyone in that universe brain dead? Currently in movie 2 and jesus fuck this made me stop. Some woman almost got killed by these redneck lunatics who left her thinking she is dead and did drive away.Now you as a sane human or simply human what would you do?1) Stay in place and wait for the next day, then call the cops2) Stay there for 30 minutes and then drive in the opposite direction until the next day, then call the cops3) Immediately drive into the opposite directionOROPTION INFINITY+1) Start driving after the crazy redneck into their redneck compound! Yes actively drive into the crazy murderers! To maximize your chances to be killed! Since they failed to kill you the first time!This is a comedy on some level, she is asking for it now! The same thing was in the 1 movie>Yes I am a jackass let me walk into someones home!>And make as much noise as possible! >AAAA help help why am I getting killed!Under the castle doctrine any jackass like this would be dead from a gun and that would be 100% legal. Like WTF! The redneck are funny crazy however the victims are super special! I literally feel like this:https://youtu.be/olEbwhWDYwM?t=471/2
>>222937218>Herp derp all slashers are like thisLike NO! LOL!Let see >Freddy Kruger so this is magic and wrapping your head around magic dream man kills you is new and no real escape or asking for it.>ChuckyAgain magic and wrapping your head around a magic toy that is out there to kill you is new. Also all people who are targeted get bum rushed and killed before they know anything or actively try to escape or fight back. >HalloweenBum rushed or insta killed form a murder being in your home that you did not know or they try to escape and/or fight back. >Friday the 13th You are doing your thing and then there is a murderer there and then you are dead. 99% of all cases.Looks like it is only a Texas Chain Saw Massacre thing.All the other bullshit requires you have pre knowledge of in universe magic. Ah yes the legend of the undead killer in these woods is real and not made up bullshit! Same for basically having no idea about some magic existing or how the fuck it works, ghosts etc.>How dare you not know what the lament configuration is!>What do they teach you in supernatural school these days! >If a vengeful ghost appears what do you do?>A) re-bury the dead body>B) Perform a ceremony at the resting place of the body>C) Perform a ceremony at the place of murder>D) Ask the ghost what it needs to move on>Think think! This is ghosting 101!All of these examples basically have the victims dealing with magic and getting fucked. On the other hand you do not need evidence for normal human murderers existing who murder people and are crazy. Especially that you encountered them right now and did see them commit a murder.
>>222937218>I started watching the franchiseWhy? You're only supposed to watch the original. Everything else is slop. Especially TCM2, that tried and failed to be a comedy.
>>222937415>Why?Because everything made after 2020 or so is complete dogshit and I know this existed.>Everything else is slop. Especially TCM2Still better then Netflix trash/slop or anything modern.>slopNothing before 2008 can be slop> You're only supposed to watch the originalI did and reviewed it. Did you not read it?
>>222937415>to watch the original.Here is the review:The same thing was in the 1 movie>Yes I am a jackass let me walk into someones home!>And make as much noise as possible!>AAAA help help why am I getting killed!Under the castle doctrine any jackass like this would be dead from a gun and that would be 100% legal.
