>>222938213I don't feel like Gremlins nowadays will work. It's a product of its time, but I'd love to be proven wrong.
Will Dick Miller reprise his role?
>>222938347Why can't work nowadays?
It better be puppets
>>222938347>>222938390no one cared when this came out 6 years ago
>>222938213Hope you're ready for the trans gremlin and the plot being entirely about racism
>>222938404You care enough to remember it and have picture of it saved.
>>222938404That looks like shit.
>>222938390The same way the Jurassic World movies were a shit show
>>222938213So which will it be, 80-90's nostalgia bait like Stranger Things, or "the next generation" with gen y/zoomers setting (with a ton of "legally distinct Tiktok" clips of gremlins featured prominently) and the original characters as parents.
>>222938404It was a tv show and animation. I think a real action movie with puppets and having a good marketing campaign to appeal to nostalgia from people that watched the Gremlins when they were young could work. "Hey let's go watch this new Gremlins movie with my children or nephews to share with them this movie I watched when I was young, it could be cool." That should be the aim of the marketing campaign. Add toys in McDonald's and in the theaters.
>>222938417>trans gremlinDid you even watch Gremlins 2? That was already a thing 35 years ago
>>222938213Liposvky and Stein huh?
>>222938498No, that was actually the one that survived the sequel, so it couldn't be trans because it didn't kill itself.
>>222938418Remembering something doesn’t equate caring about it.
>>222938498I always assumed Greta was created in that laboratory in the movie. If they could make a bat, vegetable, electric, talking, and spider type gremlin, surely they could make a biologically female gremlin.
>>222938570Sure and you desperately replying also definitely means you don't care about the conversation.
>>222938213>-ovsky and stein writingit's jover
>>222938553Wait till you find out who produced the original movie.
>>222938592 I’m not even the original person you replied to. You’re sure are getting so worked up over Gremlins though lol
>>222938587Cool cope. But that is emphatically transgender by definition.
Smart Gremlin better return
>>222938607Sure you are the one memorizing gremlin lore, posting pictures of minor cartoon series, and pretending your hardest to be a bunch of different people who don't care because I am the one getting worked up.
>>222938400It'll be CGI. You already know it. There's probably ten people left on the planet who still know how to build those old-school animatronics. >>222938417Of course. Hollywood won't have it any other way. It'll be about a Black kid in the hood coming across Gizmo at night while coming home from the convenience store with Arizona watermelon-tea at 2:00 AM. That kid will secretly be a genius capable of building copies of complex White-people tech developed by a billionaire genius but he's poor because the system is racist and doesn't ever ever let Black people have opportunity. He will take it to his favorite teacher, Mister Mumbai the Indian immigrant who will keep Gizmo. Without knowing the rules, Mumbai will spill water on Gizmo and feed him after midnight, producing the legions of gremlins. The Black kid and teacher will conclude that the gremlins are engineered bio-weapons produced by White people to destroy the hood. As the gremlins tear up the hood, the Black kid will develop his own suit of armor and weapons systems to save the hood while Mumbai runs to the media to explain how White people won't stop being a problem until White people are dead.
>>222938213Will watch.
>>222938647
>>222938213Luv dat lil nigga.
They have to show Daniel Clamp becoming president.
>>222938213>lipovsky & stein
>>222938400>Hollywood>Shall we track down the few people who can do puppets well, spend all the time and effort needed on building unique puppets for each gremlin?>Or shall we pay a handful of rupees to street-shitters to do quick and nasty CGI then claim it cost millions on our taxes?
>>222938647rip tony randalkelsey grammer would be a good recast tho
>>222938213Please please please be good. If they stick to their word about this one focusing on practical puppetry effects again then this could be promising.
>>222938404Gremlins animated children cartoon =/= another live action Gremlins horror movie.Also, from what I've heard, this streaming Gremlins cartoon actually did well.
>>222938213They've been saying that for 30 years nowBefore it was supposed to be written by Chris Columbus like the first
>>222939176It would be too soulful but nowadays they won't be able to stop making TRUMP BAD jokes every 10 seconds while the character is just the classic naive rich retard trope
>>222938441Didn't they all make a billion dollars a piece?
>>222938647He's dead. The only survivors were Gizmo and the female one
>>222938647>>222939431Stripe dies in Gremlins 1 and then is reborn as Mohawk in Gremlins 2, Brain Gremlin could come back if they wanted. Stripe will probably come back again, it would be a missed opportunity if they didn't.
>>222938567doesn't make sense cause men kys themselves way more often
>>222938649nta yeah you got worked up you can tell by this post
>>222939402I don't understand why you pretend to dislike him only to carry water for him >nooo you can't just keep making fun of an evil loser nooooo
shit finna be cgi and it finna be lookin like shit
>>222939526Because Donald Clamp as a character is not Donald Trump at all despite having been inspired by his 80s versionClamp just the classic naive child at heart business mogul trope that clashes with the usual cutthroat, ruthless view of powerful CEOs etc.Turning the character fully into Trump would complete kill it
>>222938213Who do we think Amanda Fix will be playing ?
>>222939574Real Trump is worse than cartoon Trump, anon. Are you not paying attention to the world?
>>222938417Hope you're ready for never scoring, fatass.
>>222938213And to think, if they could have finished production a month earlier, it could have been advertised as a fun spooky Halloween family movie, or they could have released it before Christmas for extra nostalgia points. Why the fuck is it releasing in early November?
>>222938498Yeah but this time it'll be taken seriously and not played for laughs.>>222938567kek, but that's not the only thing that survived Gremlins 2: The New Batch. First time it rains, this thing should start multiplying like crazy and bust out of the 'crete.
>>222939260They could take the thing remake route and hire practical effects artists just to replace them with CG artists halfway through.
>>222939526>nooooo, you can't make a movie without injecting current thing politics into it at every turn, that's not art41% yourself, tranny, and may God strike all of His enemies dead as doornails, including Trump and every other kosher politician>>222938587Leave Greta ALONE!!!!! *sobs*>>222939684>completely ignores post it's replying toAre you doing the pretending to not understand thing again, or are you actually retarded?
>>222938213I'm partly on "I'd watch that if it's good" and partly on "you faggots need to stop wasting your life on a constant stream of nostalgic shit"
>>222938466Both Gremlins are excellent satires at their core. I would love to see them satirize 80s nostalgia and really fuck it up the ass with how stupid it is. Like they all remeber how shitty the 80s actually were apart from pop culture and that being stuck in that mindset is hell.
>>222939758Just FYI chuds are almost all married men with children
I really liked Gremlins 2I don't know if i ever saw the first Gremlins fully, but I loved when 2 came on as a kid
>>222939108Who leaked the script to you?
>>222938498>That was already a thing 35 years agoAnd Stripe had a "girlfriend" during the bar scene in the first Gremlins movie.
>>222938213zoomers, heck even millenials have no idea what this is. the amount of uncs ITT is disturbing
>>222939402Man if you're not shitting on trump and his Epstein war at this point you must be on the take.
>>222939770thiswhat a blunderunless its another Christmas movie that is
>>222938213Will Zach Galligan's daughter be in it?
>>222940595She's a literallywho so noChances are main female lead will be Ortega or someone similar
>>222939402He was a clear parody of 80s-90s trump (clamp tower?) but he wasn't explicitly a piece of shit and had several moments of clarity and heroics. modern hollywood wouldn't be able to help themselves and I rather the character not even return
>>222940515These movies were regularly aired on TV for decades. Probably still are.
>>222938213>They're only serious about making it now because they were told the trademarks would expire if they didn't
>>222938418>YOU CARED!>CHUD!!!!lol
>>222939501>doesn't make sense cause men kys themselves way more oftenThe ones killing themselves are also men(male).
>>222941496It's a 80's franchise a few people might still remember. What popular thing from thst decade hasn't been rebooted,remade or otherwise tainted by Hollywood now besides maybe Back to the Future?
>>222940515Zoomers haven't used unc for a couple of years now, broski.
>>222941769I took this as a personal challenge.>The Adventures of the Gummi Bears>Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics>David the Gnome>The Neverending Story>Legend>Little Shop of Horrors
>>222938213I can't wait for Billy - now a divorcee/widower loser who has given up on life - to pass Gizmo on to a black kid/girl.
>>222941769As I always heard, Spielberg refused to sign off on remakes/continuations of Back to the Future or Gremlins without the involvement of Robert Zemeckis or Joe Dante respectively, neither of whom wanted anything to do with it. I'm not sure what happened.
>>222938213Is it normal in Hollywood for a release date to be set, when the script isn't even finished?
>>222940279PfftHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHA
>>222942062For complete slop? Yes.
>>222938213Gizmo x labubu tie-in collab? I need the renewed hype to clear out my old stock
>>222938347waltuh should be in the movie
>>222942375>waltuhkys faggot
>>222942062Are you new on this planet, retard?
>>222941971>David the Gnomewow, thanks for unlocking an ancient memory there. I haven't thought of that one for decades now. I'm somehow associating it with that British comedy Absolutely Fabulous that I must have been watching around the same time
Gremlins take over the whitehouse!
