This will forever be the greatest photo ever taken of an actor. You just KNOW he wanted it to be set up like some epic badass pose where he’s lookin real mean and intimidating >ok yea, I’ll make sure my super badass tattoos are clearly visible >heh, I’ll wear all black like my dark and tormented soul>I won’t even look at the camera, I’ll be looking off at something important because I have places to be>that look on my face? A scowl of determination. Everyone’s gonna be in aweBut even the universe knew that in reality, he needs to be a punching bag. He deserves to be forever seen as the fat guy from Superbad. And so the flow of calamity intervened and snatched the coffee from his hand. It timed it perfectly as the camera clicked. It knew a picture speaks 1000 words, and wanted each one of those words to be the following: dweeb
post the version with the arrows and analysis.
>>222938689The fat kid from Accepted and Superbad looks tpp try hard. Jonah Feldstein will fuck you up though.
post the matrix edit
>>222938689it's shopped, he looks badass as fuck in the unedited versionalso, say that to this face, he'll fuck you up good
>>222938689What’s so bad about being known as the fat kid from Superbad anyways? That’s one of the funniest movies ever
Mad how many people don't realise the falling coffee is photoshopped. It's a great image, a /tv/ classic, but it never happened.
>>222938905Best I can do.
What
>>222940309It fall.
>>222940309nobody holds coffee like this
Imagine falling for Jonah's own propaganda. He staged this photo. The paparazzi who took it was on his payroll. We're supposed to believe that this shot just happened to be taken, but no photographs of the aftermath have ever leaked even though paparazzi explicitly take dozens of burst shots to get the perfect one? He orchestrated it! Jonah! If it had been legitimate the humiliating pictures of him covered in coffee and looking distraught would be EVERYWHERE! But because it was his scheme, he simply leaked the one image that would get people talking about him without actually embarrassing him outright.
>>222940338I mean you could, you would have to hold the lid tighter. But why take the risk, except to try to look cool and fail miserably.
>>222940345I believe it
>>222940380>hold the lid tighterThat would make it split sooner.
>>222938689I just want to see a photo of the aftermath with his black pants covered with coffee
>>222940416I think you're right, I don't drink women's coffees.
>>222940435of his ruined $2000 sneakers
>>222940309kek, I always assumed that it's a large container and just swooshing around as he's walking
It looks like photoshop
>>222940345>Are you telling me that a coffee just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it!
>>222940345slipped into some chicanery there for a sec
>>222941331It is
Watch out guys I heard he took 3 jujutsu classes
>>222938689>>222941395WTF I can't tell what's the truth anymore.
>>222941507this (>>222941395) is AI, look at the middle finger
>>222938689You fail to mention the cool cigarette and the old lady.
>>222938689It’s also very poetic that he has an identical build to the old woman in the background
>>222940309It's about to be all over his pants. Why didn't the photographer stay and snap that one too???
>>222938689
>>222941395Imagine trying to look "badass" while wearing airpods lmao
>>222941713>I must mention jewishness at every opportunity! I'm a virgin!
Jonah Spill
>>222938689It was a divine intervention, here's proof
All you anons are forgetting that he was in a hurry and didn’t even notice the camera man there most likely and it was hot that day and the sun was in my eyes so I put my sunglasses on and he probably didn’t even notice he dropped the coffee anyways don’t you guys have anything better to do than talk shit about a successful actor who has made huge progress in therapy over my separation anxiety and fear of other
>>222941762You mean even God hates him or something?
>>222941713>just....don't
>>222941163Weirdly posturing statement.
>>222941745[hissing]
>>222941809God despises all jews. That’s why they’re cursed unless they get Saved
>>222941860Imagine being religious and still being full of hate.
>>222942040Facts don’t care about your feelings, chud
>>222938689Looks like an iced coffee as well in one of those plastic cups. What a faggot.
>>222938689What’s wrong with his fingers? Are they all just really dirty or does he have some sort of heart problem?
>>222942040Imagine getting your ass beat by the joker.
>>222941762lmao
>>222938689that's just an anti-gravity drink Starbucks is doing now
