https://youtube.com/watch?v=SJVmeJaS44s
>>222941046I'm an adult. I don't give a fuck.
>>222941046he looks like 50 yo lesbian aunt.How will WB deal with fact they all grow up to be ugly ?
>>222941062This. And a youtube video getting posted will never be worthy of a thread.
This faggot is going to age so poorly they will be forced to cancel the show
>>222941076>can't figure out question marksDumb brown eyed kid.
>>222941046Why did they cast a pooner as Harry, I thought Rowling hated trannies.
>>222941046i miss when hbo made shows for adults
>>222941046Looks like Ellen DeGeneres
Nerdy women are se weird. They want to self-insert as a 11 years old boy.
>heyman said yesterday in an interview that they're going to change some stuff and do some new things in this version>referred to rowling as simply "the author"OH NO NO AHAHAHASO MUCH FOR AN ACCURATE ADAPTATION SOILLENNIALS
I worked on this. You will all eat your words. It is incredible and way better than the movies.
>>222941046would Professor McGonagall.
>>222941046is harry potter played by a woman in pants?
>>222941046what a shitty troll design
>>222941090>>222941046Is that a ftm?
>>222941046I cannot muster any enthusiasm for an undertaking this creatively bankrupt. The films are the definitive adaptations and they came out only "recently", insofar their status in the public consciousness (alive & well, endlessly rewatched). I'm sure there will be plenty about this adaptation to recommend it, but their fundamental premise is deeply flawed, cheap, and has nothing new to say.That said, the main trio looks good and character-appropriate (yes, Brownie included). CGI looks iffy though, wtf was that troll (assuming it's the troll) and why is it blind? You'd think WB would put out for its flagship material. Personally, I'm very curious to see Lithgow's Dumbledore (he's perfect for the role, acting-wise and visually), even if he's likely to pass before the series ends. What a risible decision that was, in terms of age.
>>222941046will the music of the show be as generic as in that trailer? But I guess it's hard to compete against John Williams's score
the fuck is this music and tone?
>>222941112>for adults.... yeah, harry potter, literally will only be watched by adults.
Why is Hermione a pakiyou redditors told me she was white
>>222941090He looks like a 26 year old lesbian.
>>222941046YER A LESBIAN, 'ARRY
>>222941197>will the music of the show be as generic as in that trailer?it's hans zimmer. Of course it will be. Anyways, looks too much like the movies. If you're making a remake you should try new visual style
>>222941046>attempting to create art in the woke ear of our Lord and Saviour 2026Good fucking luck. It is going to be shit.
>>222941062so are the majority of harry sloppers
>>222941046I AM GOING TO JERK OFF TO EMMA WATSON INSTEAD. thanks for reading my blog.
>>222941062>I'm an adult.Okay kid.
>>222941211>S-she's white p-passing, chuds!Huge cope from the libtards
what the fuck were they thinking with Nick Frost? It's the dumbest casting i've seen in years
>looks identical to the moviesKinda sucks that any artistic changes is impossible because its all tied into the "Wizarding World" look for theme parks and toys and shit
>>222941293It's not even the dumbest casting in the same series
>>222941046In spite of it being colorless and the entire thing looking like a watered down version of the movies and gay black snape, this kid is somehow the worst part of it all.
>>222941046Are there really no other book series from the past 3 decades that could be turned into movies or shows and blow up?Everything has to be remade
why did they cast him? he doesn't even seem to be an expressive actor
It just struck me. What reason is there to watch this? The movies exist and if you're a real fan you've read the books. There's nothing new or interesting here for anyone. Shouldn't this have been a series based on those books Rowlings did set in the future?
>>222941046It's bizarro Potter where no one wants to fuck the Hermione. Looks decent enough.
>>222941311he looks like a lesbian
>>222941293for me it should've beenDumbledore HagridSnape Voldemort
>>222941320Why is he smiling and not scowling?
>>222941194>The films are the definitive adaptationsThe films did make a lot of mistakes, so it would be interesting to see a better adaptation.I want to see Ron be an actual character, Hermione not be a Mary Sue, Ginny to actually have a personality, and a lot of missing content reintroduced.However, I don't trust this to do it justice whatsoever. They will fuck it up and make it worse.
>>222941271>Art and it's just a cash in remake of something barely 25 year's old
>>222941046>Harry, yer a dyke now
>>222941333>It just struck me. What reason is there to watch this?Well, the reason to watch it is a faithful adaptation of the books which the movies ignored after Chris Columbus left. But they obviously threw that out the window with this show, so there's no point really.
>>222941281Based.
>>222941281She just have that type face of nice smart nerd girl who is secretly beast in bed
>>222941046That's a girl.
This seems really pointless after watching this trailer and especially with the sorting hat scene I haven't even rewatched the movies since the last one came out and it still just feels like I'm rewatching it
>>222941046I hate to be all new=bad old=good but good lord does this look unbelievably soulless compared to the movie trailerhttps://youtu.be/VyHV0BRtdxo
>>222941172Can’t even tell what the fuck I’m looking at, this is dead on arrival. I don’t mean the troll’s design I mean the whole shot, lighting, CG, I can’t tell what I’m supposed to be seeing here.
>>222941090>you're a lesbian Harry
>>222941342That's book accurate at least
>>222941090they know he has gender dysphoria, season 3-4 is probably going to be the Harriet Potter season and all those leftists millennial are going to consoom it to finally defeat the evil transphobic author
>>222941311he looks too fat, he looks more like Neville
>>222941387Probably because it's adapted by retarded jews that want to turn Harry Potter into Marvel. Just listen to the retarded le "epic" music choice. There's no sense of wonder or excitement, just some quirky marvel capeshit.
>>222941046i really don't like the tone, the original scenes look out of place, nigga snape is extremely off putting, Lithgow doesn't fell like Dumbledore, he doesn't have the energy for it and they are already making the new Hermione too prominent and more annoying than the real one.This is going to be a disaster.
>>222941046WTF IT'S THE SAME MOVIE BUT WITH DIFFERENT ACTORS, NOTHING NEW TO ADD, THIS IS CRREATIVELY BANKRUPT
>>222941046>>222941090>>222941311OI WUZ ROIPED
>>222941320Why did you post a black rectangle?
>>222941359>TennantLike that would happen
Idc Harry Potter was just a life in bongland simulatorNow that bongland is infested with shitskins idc
>>222941315In theory there’s room for a more faithful adaption, since the movies took a hatchet to the script when abridging it.Which makes it so odd that they’ve clearly signalled that they’re happy to take liberties, which means it will inevitably stuffed with OC bullshit that will steadily edge out what’s in the books until it all collapses.
>>222941281Winner of the Emma Wars
What was up with the music choice? Harry Potter is a wondrous sort of setting. They went with tense epic.
>>222941136does hermione drink a permanent whiteness potion halfway through the season?
seriously, what a shitty decision to readapt the books again, making the movies non-canon from now on for merchandise/games and other shit. They should have done a GOT-like series for kids about the founders of Hogwarts instead
i really don't want to pick on this kids' appearance. but.but.his gigantic ears, his already well-developed chin protruding forward, his droopy skin unanimously make people to think he looks like a lesbian woman. it's really strange how a kid looks like that. he's not ugly by any means. rather, his eyes/nose/mouth are well-positioned and all.but damn
>>222941293Mark Addy is probably the only actor who could get even close to how good Coltrane was but then I might actually have to watch it if he was in it
>>222941194For me it's the fact it's just the same generic production tropes and tricks with a new wrapper. Why does a Harry Potter need the same stupid inception / chaotic strings / bwuaaahhhs and aggressive door slamming synced to a bunch of cuts of young children doing completely mundane and wholesome things? it's HBO so it's not a kids show and they should have just leaned into making it gritty and traumatic seeing as how the originals probably have that as their weakest point.Oh what's that? Your school is the most dangerous spot on earth? You're constantly under existential threat from any corner at any moment and this extends to all of your friends and family and your life is a non-stop agonising grief fest?yeah nbd see you guys back at hogwarts next semester lmao expecto patronum am i right!!!!i would have been kind of interested in them just throwing buckets of dirt all over the whole thing to maybe make the atmosphere a little more direbut it seems like they're going for the 'let's copy the exact formula from before but without putting any of the same effort into whimsy or set building.
>>222941438They should really just go full gangsta with Snape. It'd be the only reason to watch this goyslop. Just ham it up hard as fuck and make it a parody.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpDbIc6yNU0
>>222941315they've already adapted every other YA trash book that potterplebs have readif this is successful then they remake hunger games, twilight, etc into shows too
>>222941363I'm not saying there's no material in the books left to be mined. My point is the films adapted the core of the material so successfully and enjoy such an iconic, beatific status that another adaptation not 50 years from now is a priori a losing proposition.
>>222941090Looks like an AFAB enby
>>222941046>people are praising it in the commentswhat the fuck man, they are even saying the troll looks good and scary
>>222941046Will kids actually watch this or is this boomer/millenial bait?Even my niece and nephew have already watched the first few movies and liked them. What do they get from watching this over the movies
>>222941490Yeah but 60% of the internet is bots. Nothing on any platform matters or means anything anymore.
>>222941490Come on now. You can't seriously believe those are 'people'?
>>222941076>>222941090How well the characters will age isn't the issue, how fast they will is, the industry can't make TV fast anymore and it's only going to be exacerbated by ever stricker laws around how hard young actors can work.This was already a problem with the movies and it's gonna be so much worse here
>>222941320cast who, what? whatever incompetents produced this trash made it impossible to tell what half the screenshots of this show even are, I see darkness and shapes
black snape looks so jarringly out of place, everything else just looks like a generic re-telling of the movies
>>222941062every adult consumes slop and plays video games now
>>222941490Totally organic just like Reddits flawless upvote and bot free system
>>222941046Looks kino tb hLooks like a more grounded take on the story.I always thought the movie never quite captured the same feeling as the books, especially past the second movie.
why is Snape a niggerwhy is Hermione a nigger
>>222941478>My point is the films adapted the core of the material so successfully and enjoy such an iconicOnly the first two really. The other ones were pure crap. I'd guess Goblet and Azkaban was decent but that's it. The problem is that this show is not even gonna match to the latter Yates crap, it looks like total goyslop from the onset.
>>222941505>Will kids actually watch this or is this boomer/millenial bait?Hogwarts Legacy was the best selling game of the decade
>>222941455its just a placeholder, look at dunk's trailer for comparison. The music from the actual series is not here, nor is this music used in the serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFRItMOgPo
>>222941470START THE DAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>222941211m*llennial women are insane
>>222941490>expecting normies to have standards and self-respect.They are just consumers looking to consume the next big product.>>222941414They did the same thing with Star Wars. People really have no creativity these days. Everything is made by committee and made to be corporate-safe for all audiences.
>>222941320Why did he have to be black? Even if he might be a great actor, it just doesn't work. And it's the one thing people will talk about and already did more than enough.
This should have been an animated series like Arcane. Do 6 episodes then release the last 2 in theaters. Repeat every year. Make money.
>>222941535So boomers and millenials. Because kids definitely didn't buy and play that.Or are you one of those retards you thinks only people below 16 are buying videogames.
Snape drive-by shoots Dumbledore
>>222941531Because white people love to stack social credit.
>>222941554>>222941573Last thing on their minds is making money or casting good actors or making art.
>>222941320Edgy gothic niggas just don't work, he's going to come across as one of those anime autist niggas
>>222941046why does Harry look like a dyke, wtf is this shit?
>>222941573>Next time on Harry Potter Z!!
>>222941612Why are they doing it, then?
>>222941590>So boomers and millenialsYou don't sell 40 million copies by appealing to uncs only. Boomer and millennial got this for their kids most likely.
>>222941573Missing a chance to animate it was a colossal failure.>>222941595kek
>>222941549she looks so fucking hot and breedable here, what the fuck happened?
>>222941604ok why is black = good social credit, what does that even mean, why is X race good and Y race bad
>>222941062Ia Harry Potter even popular with children now?
>>222941046why did they make harry into a lesbian?and why is hermine now literally a mudblood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnfh52yeM9MReminder you're getting OC and not a faithful adaptation
>>222941628To push an agenda.
>>222941635whatshe looks like helena bonham carter in monkey makeup for planet of the apes
>>222941320Kek
>>222941090Hey man, puberty can be a game changer for some people. Henry Cavill for example.The real trick is to find out what his parents look like
>>222941090We have better diet and health protocols now.
>>222941628have you been living under a rock since 9/11 or something
Man. These kids better be taking real good care of themselves. If they hit their teens and ug out.
>black snapeI have no reaction pic for this
>>222941172Did you see the original movie?
>>222941629So boomers and millenials
>>222941046That boy looks like a girl
>>222941635castrate yourself
>>222941629>millennial>their kidsthe cats and dogs?
>>222941684
They made no artistic changes. AI could have just inserted diversity characters.
>>222941684He’s the funniest and most offensive character to be randomly made black for some reason I can’t put my finger on it. Like of all of them, Dumbledore, NcGonnagal, Sirius, fucking Ron, etc. Snape is the most egregious. Hell I literally expected a non-white Harry when I heard this series was being produced.
>>222941696Nice.
>>222941090The show is not about Harry.
Why is Harry Potter advertising on 4chin now?
>>222941046This feels like a video game remaster. Everyhing feels the same just different for no reason. Only cast seems to be changed, cinematically, location-wise, even specific shots are the same. Why not take some chances, make it fucking weird, like Cuaron did? Make Dumbledore a creep, Hermione fucking hideous, Harry traumatized to hell. Is anyone commited to art and telling a story anymore or just rehashing old products?
>>222941670The stranger things kids looked uncanny and disgusting after season 2.
>>222941046what is this acting calling?
>>222941757Maybe JKR comes here personally. Explains the transphobia.
>>222941046why does harry punter look like a menopausal dyke ?
>>222941783it’s called they needed to do another take but were too lazy and don’t care about quality, probably just wanted to wrap shooting for the day and GTFO since they’re on salary
>>222941076>>222941090>>222941099>>222941114And what do you chudcels look like?
>>222941621Mel would have been a good Dumbledore
>>222941757look for jay on /g/s archive then look at his real work place then look at which companies his work place has contracts with then a lot of stuff in this board that somehow gets a pass will make sense
>>222941740Snape is supposed to be a pale vampire-like Dracula figure and they picked the blackest nigger they could find. Even race-swapping Harry wouldn't have been as egregious. But I guess that's why they did it. They want to make the biggest propaganda statement. Race swapping someone like Lupin just won't have the same impact from them
>>222941783
>>222941046He looks like a lesbian.
>cribbing the entire style of the movies, but everyone is cast slightly worseHas to be the most pointless and uninspired remake ever.They literally should have just adapted the play. At least it would be a new story.
>>222941046I just can't get over the fact that this little dude looks like a 28 year old dyke lesbian. anyway I have zero interest in watching this because of professor desnapequavious and whatever that mystery mongrel is they cast as hermione. i'm sure their target audiences in africa and pakistan or wherever will be enough to support their show, right?
>>222941852Alan Driver would have been a very good Snape
>>222941046Looks soulless and uninspired, but then it's a tv show.First two movies really were something else, huh.
>>222941852REALLY REALLY need to replace the nun or whatever that is on the left with an indian guy then this image would be perfect.
>>222941046dis lil nigga harry potter lookin sussin fr, bro mad sus
>>222941046I've already noticed a few moments that are red flags for me.>Dinner hall looks like it's Durmstrang and not Hogwarts. Why is it so cold and dark?>Terrible green screens with blurred backgrounds and dull, flat, dim lighting makes it all look like shit>Troll CGI looks bad. Movie troll while technically being outdated fit the environment and looked real. This one looks misplaced and just screams 'Yeah, it is CGI".>Hermione in the trailer amounts to "LEL IM READING BOOKS">Ron literally has no lines and just makes smiley faces. Where is personality?>Harry looks like he is first time flying the broom. Why is he shitting bricks here? Again its hard to avoid comparisons to the movies - Radcliff managed to show that he is nervous but also that he is a chad. He locked in all the time. This kid looks like he is a fucking Nevill Longbottom from the first few of books.>Dumbledore for some reason looks like he is surprised to see Potter. Just bad acting.>Snape, lmao. Im not even a racist - he just looks miscast. Yo Potta meme is justified here.This shit is gonna be mid as fuck, i can tell it already.
>>222941076he's 100% going to grow up into a Haley Joel Osment. He has the look.
>>222941873or Kit Harrington, instead of playing understudy Lockhart.>>222941882I was going to say the same thing lol, but I would've said "jeet" instead of "indian guy".
>>222941363>The films did make a lot of mistakes, so it would be interesting to see a better adaptation.A better adaptation would be a worse end product because much of what was cut was either fluff or awful.From what I recall when I read the books and watched the movies, what was cut>Philosopher's StoneSnape's potion trial I guess? >Chamber of SecretsNothing of any real note.>Prisoner of AzkabanLargely just fucking sportsball games and some meandering drama over a broom, which was cut and the film ended up far better and far more interesting for it.>Goblet of FireIt's astounding that for a book so long, the only cuts I remember are that Dobby was switched out for Neville and that there was a scene preceding the maze section.Oh, and the whole slaves that want to be slaves thing I guess.>Order of the PhoenixMostly just edgelord angst stuff.>Half Blood PrinceBoring as sin flashbacks.>Deathly HallowsQuite literally nothing of note.
>>222941907i am vomit
game of thrones plebs will eat this halo tier shit up
>>222941046snApe
>>222941090He's 12. Attractive children, for lack of a better term, usually age poorly because people were attracted to what they looked like as children. An "ugly" kid, which this dude's only sin is that he looks like a dweeby kid, has a lot of upward potential after puberty. He's not even ugly. Rupert Grint was an ugly kid. Tom Felton was an ugly kid that was already balding. And even they grew up decent into their early adolescence.
>>222941281based
>>222941907I read this criticism all in original Hermione's voice
>>222941916NOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MORE MEANS BETTER
>>222941046My future wife
>>222941961Looks like she is pushing out a fat one
>>222941046Anyone who watches this shit needs to die ASAP
>>222941961you pedos be thirsty bruh fr
>>222941990thirsty for her brown piss
>>222941320This is genuinely the most baffling casting decision I have ever seen. Crazier than any other blackwashed casted character ever. I can only think it was a publicity stunt and this guy is basically their sacrificial lamar, dying on the altar of wokeness.
>>222941990>pedosI said 'future' anon, as in, when she will come of age. I'm basically calling dips. Stop projecting. >>222941978Still impressive acting skills.
>>222941961Huh. She looks pretty white in the dark.
>>222941076>>222941090>he looks like 50 yo lesbian auntThat's not even an exaggeration wtf
>>222941961what race is this?
>>222941920my ear's lobule is big like that too...
>>222941046>you certainly not exhibited any indereFuck me Snape can't even speak Bonglish properly
>>222942029I hope you rope
>>222942026Yank
>>222941387it's weird because the tv trailer is made for people who have already read the books/watched the films, while the movie trailer assumes you haven't
>>222941178honestly I think eventually that's going to be the big reveal and "fuck you" to rowling even though she hates mtfs not ftms
>>222942004>sacrificial lamarkek
good news: Hermione looks whiter in Chamber of Secrets.
>>222942026human race
This shit is fucking nasty
>>222941046That is one weird looking kid. Looks like a butch lesbian. The entire casting looks off.
>>222941046harry slopperwhy is this made?
>>222942071why did she get so fat?
Oh great, we're giving Harry Potter the same shitty lighting that late-stage Game of Thrones had.>>222942026half-pakistani or something like that?
>>222942026half jeet or half greekI saw a lot of the former when I lived in calgary(canada) and they almost always looked like her so I'm thinking its that
>>222941320He will be gay for Harry’s father.
>>222942071I'm mixed racemy sister also got whiter as we grew up
>>222941046Who is this even made for? It's definitely not made for Zoomers. They don't care about Harry Potter or hold it to the same sense of reverence as the Millennials who grew up with it. And nothing of what came after the movies has been good or even close to matching their quality. The there's Rowling who has alienated herself from her leftist fanbase.
>>222941408JKR has creative control, she wont allow it
>>222942026It’s intentionally ambiguous for political reasons (gross). Disgusting to rob children of their identity also.
>>222942026British (2026).
>>222941046>all the background students stay white>yet they chose to make snape of all people blackwhy
>>222941046I honestly don't see the point of remaking the same fucking story, is it just to diversity-wash the original movies? It's not like the original adaptations aged badly, except for a few tacky visual effects.>>222941062based
>>222942120She’s bent the knee to trannies in various statements and says the one she personally knows is a great woman, she was never as against it as shitposters here made her out to be
>>222941046can a scientist explain to me how and why this kid looks so fucking aged?
>let's make fun of this kid's appearancewhy is /tv/ like this?
>>222942137>”a great woman”>male pedophile in a dress clown world
>>222941278candy is for children and clearly that doesn't stop her stuffing her fat fucking face lol
>>222942047>it's weird because the tv trailer is made for people who have already read the books/watched the filmsBecause thats who its foradult children of all ages
>>222942149Theatrical makeup + ai filters.
>>222942149Maybe something like picrel and he was a normal kid when cast but after the ((((((producers)))))) got to him he just has this 1000 cock stare and fake uncanny grin at all times because that’s what the director told him to do.
>>222942151Somehow it’s not just /tv/, NuHarry looking like a lesbian is such a common complaint that it’s listed on fucking TVTropes of all places
>>222942137>She’s bent the knee to tranniesit's weird because all she said is that erasure of feminine language is bad and that men shouldn't be allowed in female spaces, but she'd still be respectful and call trannies by their desired name and pronouns and she's STILL getting labeled as a genocide advocate of trannies.
>>222941046>BAAM BAMBAMBAM WOOMPWhy does every trailer use this shit
>>222942071Chamber of Whales by the look of it. Ron and Hermione have been eating good
>>222942137Sauce?
Honestly this is fascinating, it doesn't need to exist, the original is still very fresh in everyone's mind, and they're retelling the EXACT same story. You just know the normies will gobble this up, the cash grab is so transparent and pure that I can't even blame the producers, easiest money they'll ever make.
>>222942183yeah but why does a kid need AI filters and makeup to make him look like a kid, why not cast a kid that fucking looks like a fucking kid without AI enhancement and Stan Winston tier makeup
>>222941062>I DONT CARE LOOK AT ME>makes a reply within less than a minute to the OP
>>222942229Will this even be that popular?
>warner and paramount stock didnt rocket upit's actually over isn't it
>>222942200I guess you can kind of see it in how all the big stars are working with and funding her for this, and no one cares. They say “oh she’s wrong and mean” but still fill her bank account
>>222942151What's the matter fatso? Huh? Nice muffin top you got there, you four-eyed freak.
>>222942248Are you joking?
>>222942114presumably to try (and probably fail) to make Harry Potter work for kids now. Why they wouldn't just watch the movies, I don't know. they have not aged, and kids can't tell anyway.
>>222942213at least Harry stopped eating
>>222941172My balls look and sound like this
>>222941211Maybe you should stop hanging out at reddit. Nobody here called her White, at best she's good enough as a compromise after everyone was expecting a full-blown nigger.
I've never watched HP nor read the books. I'm just here for the next chapter in ROWLING V TRANNY LTDRooting for rowling
I don’t want to be mean to a child but he really is the most lesbian looking little boy I have ever seen
>>222941046>0 upvotesthis is cooked
>>222942248Season 1 willIt will then slowly decline
>>222942261idk rings of power is the least discussed and most astroturphed and artificial thing ever made, will this be better? no one gives a fuck about rangz of kangz and trannies hailed that as the next big thing like this Harry shit, maybe I’m wrong but I think this is DOA or will barely make a bigger splash than rangz did after it comes out and the hype wears off and everyone realizes it’s shit
>>222941046Why is the lighting and color grading so depressing in everything now
>>222941470this would've been an amazing choice. Nick Frost is not even an actor. He's a rando from the streets who plays himself in every movie because, again, he's not an actor
>>222942222> Trans people exist. I have no desire for them not to exist; indeed, I wish them safety, happiness and health. However, 'existence' does not, and should not, mean the violation of other people's right to privacy, dignity and freedom of speech, or the reconfiguration of society to indulge a fallacy.> Nothing's changed. I was being honest about how I feel about an individual trans woman I know, who was a gay man pre-transition, and who I met for the first time post-transition. Objectively speaking, she has physical characteristics that make it fairly obvious she wasn't born female, but she's a gentle, funny person I've never referred to as anything other than 'she' and 'her'. I find it perfectly easy to reconcile my fond feelings towards her, and my experience of her as someone with very female-coded energy, with a belief that she hasn't literally changed sex (and incidentally, she doesn't believe she's literally changed sex, either).
>>222941046>trailer ends with female owning two malesexpected. child with the face of a forty year old
>>222942285There's a bunch of /got/ youtubers who are throwing bitchfits because Jon Snow is gonna return for the role he played in the audible rerelease in the tv show and are unironically calling Kit Harrington an advocate for trans genocide. It's the most pathetic thing in the world.
They should have just done the Marauder show they were planning
>>222942300>It will then slowly declinethis. it will come to a screeching halt once spider man releases. It won't even hit 800m
>there are "people" rapidly approaching middle age who still give a shit about Harry Potter
>>222941978jokes on you, im into that stuff
>>222942327Idk what any of that means but it sounds like drama with trannies and I'm all about that!
>>222941062Trvke that Redditors can’t comprehend
>>222942350that popular marauders fanfic is getting turned into a novel with the names filed off and the magic replaced with superpowers, maybe it’ll get a show in a few years. It also ruined Snape though, so fuck it
>>222941046I can already tell that Ron will be the weakest link of the trio in the first season. Terriible acting.
>Ugly Harry>Ethnic pajeet/latina Hermione>Aura-less Dumbledoor >Prof Mcwhatsherface doesnt have an inch of the intense smart looks the OG actress had, she is just an old lady >Ron has souless eyes when he was the comic relief expressive characterYeah the magic is gone, western slop is un watchable at this point, they learned nothing from rings of power and the wheel of time
honesty i hate shitting on kids but the kid playing harry looks like uncanny lesbian tranny faggotalso whats the fucking point of this existing the books/movie already exist and look better. why not make a show set at hogwarts featuring their kids?
>>222942350anything reallyeven adapting whatever the fuck the story for hogwarts legacy was would have been far more interesting
>>222941046KNEEL
>>222941320
One view on the trailer = 1 Unalived TransfolkBe better. #BoycottHPHBO
>>222942389Which fic ?
Is there a black snape webm yet?
>>222942405i thought this show was made to add tranny faggot nigger shit so they can hate on jkr?
>>222941819I look like your dad, not that you ever met him.
>>222942114>Who is this even made for?Harry Potter as franchise generates over a billion dollars in revenue per year.
>>222941062you want everyone to know how much you don't give a fuck
>>222942396The problem with this logic is that whatever they adapted would have been shit. This show is not gonna be shit because it's a rehash of the movies, there's plenty of book story and detail to tell that would make a series even better. It's gonna be shit because they're taking the usual Hollywood approach of just making their own fanfic.
>>222941359>David Tennant as Snapehe would be like 70 when the show is over
>>222941046Doesn't actually look bad despite being too similar visually to the movies
>>222942395It’s a reboot, they’re adding filler just to pad time and have already said it’s not going to be faithful. Probably somewhere between Netflix Avatar and the Rings of Power
Yet another streaming show with kids as the main characters that will have actual years between seasons so by the time the characters are 17 the actors will be approaching 30. That is if this makes it past a season or two.
>>222941315Kids don't/can't read anymore so no.
>>222942322They don't actually care anon their anti tranny stuff was simply a way for them to invade the board without being made fun of like on /lit/. they've stopped anti tranny posting and now say shit like "well the ones that pass are fine" and by they have a stronghold here they'll be saying "well they don't bother anyone so who cares". /pol/ and /lit/ figured this a while back which is why they stopped trying to push here there as someone based
>>222942464>It’s a rebootno one asked for a reboota hogwarts show in itself is a good idea but why retell the same fucking shit
>>222942458Ewan Mitchell should have been Snape. Percet age + autistic + vampire look. Other than that it would have been Adam Driver but he's a bit too old for a book accurate Snape. Unfortunately, we can't ever have anything good.
>>222942458True perfect casting would be Tom Sturridge for SnapeRory for HagridTim Robbins for Dumbledore
>>222941315Skibidi and sus amogus.
>>222942436All the Young Dudes
>>222942525>Tim Robbins for Dumbledorethat's actually pretty good
>>222942451so it's made to spite and destroy a multi-billion dollar franchise? why? why would someone do that?
>>222942391>that gifblue blurs and shapes what the FUCK am I supposed to be seeing here????
>>222942441She has creative control, they cant fuck her on this
>>222941090They don't care this time about having the same cast all the way through. They have already recast someone from season 1.
I want to say there’s 0% chance this goes 7 seasons but somehow Rings of power is still going
>>222942437No, but he released his first albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud9LhR8Ytk
>>222942514Too young
certified not reddit0 updoots to spite the heckin' TERFerinos
>>222942559oh so it was her idea to make snape black and hermione brownwow so le based mommy
>>222942004>sacrificial lamar
>>222942551I’ve seen speculation that the studio doesn’t think it will remain profitable forever so they’re cashing out now with rapidly-aging child actors. Probably just studio retardation. >>222942559The video game had a tranny, and her personal stance isn’t “gas trannies now”. They could easily fill it with trannies
>>222942467They are shooting the first 2 seasons back to back. Season 3 will be interesting to watch
>>222942580Snape is young. He's 30 at the start of the first book. That's my only gripe with Rickman - he was virtually perfect, but just way too old. I think he was like 50 when he shot the first movie
>>222942554yeah this whole thing looks washed out and bleak, it fucking sucks.
>>222942532>All the Young Dudes is a fan fiction written by Archive of Our Own (AO3) user MsKingBean89 set in the Harry Potter universe. It was written from March 2017 to November 2018, is over 500,000 words long and contains 188 chapters. wut
>>222942573Rangz is a money laundering scam, HP is too but I could see this getting canned.
>>222941046>using the dark set design/lighting and atmosphere from PoA onwards instead of the warm and whimsical atmosphere of the Columbus movies
>>222942532it was a surreal experience to google that song name and discover it has been totally overwritten by some fanfic
>>222942458Matt Smith as Snape would work, actually. Though maybe he's getting sick of playing sinister weirdos at this point.
>>222942327>troons being mentally illwe knew this already
>>222941062FPBP /thread
Beyond the meme racial casting, it doesn't look awful, objectively decent actually. But it still has to justify its existence by including lots of stuff that the movies didn't.
>>222942591She didn't object, yeah. Her criteria is hiring british primarily. Lithgow likely made the exception after his Churchill stint in The Crown
What in Lannister propaganda
>>222941046what's this expression meant to convey?
>>222942617warm lighting and color and being able to tell what you’re looking at is HIGHLY antisemetic
>>222942604it works in the context of a kids' movie. Adults always feel older when you're a child.
>>222942641who is that couple supposed to be?
What's the point of Hermione if she isn't completely fuckable like in the movies?
>>222942659Potters maybe
>>222942659Probably Hermione's parents.The show seems to be doing more establishing scenes for Ron and Hermione based on the trailer.
>>222942551It was geenlit to pump warner bros value before the big sale to whoever was bidding for it at the time
>>222942640>Gryfindor Rule!Was that poster made by AI? Has the same energy as picrel.
>>222942610Autism is a hell of a drug. Not to mention that apparently the longest book ever written is a sonic fanfic with thousands of chapters.
>>222942133It's to make an adaption that's as close as it can to the books. Why? I don't know, bookfags are always sperging over minor details in adaptions, like with LotR.
>>222942659flashback to Harry's parents?
>>222942641idk once again I can barely tell what I’m looking at, I see the vague side profile of a human, all I can say about this image, some light on the right? could be anything
>>222942676Hermione's parents were muggles though. It's probably James and Lily
>>222942676>hermiones parentsHermiones parents are dentists though
>>222941046It's going to be filled with extra non canon scenes so why even bother watching?
>>222942721>Silence nigga
>>222942573Eh, it's probably not a big budget.
>>222941062/tv/ whole thing is alt right shutins screaming about children's movies.
>>222942721>instantly throws gang signs
>>222942721Is this nigger casting magic without a wand?
>>222942727harry potter "adults" are even bigger consoomers than marvel fans or even mexicans
>>222942721>I teach black magic
>>222941046can't wait to see what this lil lesbian will become
>>222942695>Not to mention that apparently the longest book ever written is a sonic fanfic with thousands of chapters.It's a Loud House fanfic, but it's cheating and doesn't really count. It pastes whole existing episode scripts into the fanfic.The actual longest one was a Super Smash Bros crossover fanfic, and behind it was this absurd Terminator Sarah Connor Chronicles one, pic related
>Harry gets sorted into Gryffindor>Both Hermione AND Ron are already sitting at the Gryffindor table and start clappingThat better be just how the trailer is edited because Ron does not get sorted before Harry, they go alphabetically.
>>222941076>>222941090So what? This shit is going to flop. They're going to cancel this shit because no one watches it, not because this cock monger is ugly as sin. Zoomers don't give a shit about HBO or Harry Potter. Millenials are going to hate it because it won't help them recapture their childhood. Gen X is just going to complain about all the gays.
>>222941359they are casting younger people to play the adults from james generation. snape is only 31 at the start of the books. alan tennant is 55
>>222942721>Papa Poopdoodu as quintessentially British Dracula mandead on arrival, this is made for trannies and shareholders, roasties want to flick their bean imagining being mindfucked and raped by edgy slickster serial killer Snape, not random pursed lips Rasta zestoid
>lets make the exact same thing that has already been made and the only thing we make different is some race swaps other than that its the exact same piece of media you've already consumed
>>222942113My lightskin nigga
>Harry in season 8
>>222942798What makes you think the jewish producers of this sloppoala would give a shit a bout a little detail like that?
>>222942787My bad, can't even imagine the kind of shit contained in those chapters.
>>222942451That money comes from millennials, though. The average Harry Potter consumer is between 35 and 45 years old, heavily skewing female. Gen Z accounts for only about 15% of the active Harry Potter fandom. They didn't grow up with Harry Potter, and so they don't care for it enough to hold it to the same reverence as millennials.Gen Alpha are too young to discover the franchise independently. When they DO consume Harry Potter content or toys, it is almost entirely because their millennial parents bought it for them.
>>222942573>I want to say there’s 0% chance this goes 7 seasonsI would be surprised if it goes beyond 4 seasons especially with paramount merger dangling in between>>222942573>somehow Rings of power is still goingAmazon ended up making a deal with Tolkein estate that forces them to make 5 seasons lest they payout large sum of money for each of the 5 seasons not made
>>222942395See that would require actual writers. Why bother when it's guaranteed bux to just rehash the same story again?>>222942464It's HBO. By the end of book 4 then half the will be different.By the end of book 6 it'll be unrecognizeable.At the end they'll have 90% OC donut steel plotlines but still have to wrap it up in the same way so nothing will make sense. Also Voldemort will be killed by Mrs. Weasley in a yass queen slay moment.
>>222942814She looks less like an old dyke than the Harry actor does.
>>222942806They aren’t making it the same, people involved have already said it’s not a direct adaptation. Harry probably joins Voldemort halfway through
>>222942721The black thing aside, what's really sad is this guy will absolutely have zero rangeand none of the charisma and nuance that Alan Rickman brought.
>>222942591this website is fucking retarded and everyone has memory of a goldfishYes, J.K. Rowling is and has always been a turbo feminist. This is not in the least surprising. It's just that retards here convinced themselves that her not being a tranny lover meant she's somehow "based"
>>222942767If that were true the magical beasts movies wouldn't have bombed.
>>222942839what that really means is that theyll make some filler episodes that arent in the books
>>222941046What a literal shitshow. Why would they make it look exactly like the films, they had a chance to do something unique and magical like those illustrated versions but they copied everything just made it look shittier like the great hall looking like some crappy restauraunt. It looks just like the movie except darker, shall we say, and without the warmth of the first two Christopher Columbus films which are the best ones. The dialogue is too generic and quippy and these new actors don't hold a candle to the fantastic original cast. I thought the worst would be obvious but it's actually Hagrid who is just some drugged out hobo. The other kids are annoying. It can't be that hard to find good child actors, these kids aren't taking it seriously. And what was that terrifying CGI creature? Sorry JK Rowling this is so bad that I'd rather watch tranny porn.
>>222941363>I want to see Ron be an actual characterHe's already an actual character. It's not the films' fault that Rowling couldn't figure out a way to make Ron useful to the plot without just having him pull BS abilities out of his ass.>Hermione not be a Mary SueShe's a Mary Sue in the books.>Ginny to actually have a personalityGinny's personality is to be Harry's cocksleeve which the movies handled as best as possible given the complete lack of chemistry between the actors. What else is there, her being a whore who jumps from guy to guy until senpai Harry notices her?>and a lot of missing content reintroduced90% of that is literally just irrelevant filler. Especially since most of those complaints are directed at Order of the Phoenix where the missing content amounts to>a bunch of dicking around at st mungo's>ron being an insecure loser at quidditch who just needed a self-esteem boost or some shit>umbridge being a bitch to studentsMost of it is absolutely irrelevant to the plot or to the series as a whole and add nothing except running time.
>>222941046We need to stop making ugly kids into our media because of some abstract reason like "they have magical powers or are mutated" all ugly kids should die.
>>222942617They're not specifically aping PoA, it's that every big budget tv series looks like this now (see e.g. House of the Dragon)
>>222941320It was fucking hilarious how even the hardcore libshits had to admit he was the worst miscast imaginable but because saying anything negative about black people is a mortal sin in their religion they instead had to cope with shit like "h-he's too handsome to play Snape!" when literally everyone knows the real reason.
>>222942801>This shit is going to flop. They're going to cancel this shit because no one watches itYou're deluded, HP is a household name about as big as Pokémon.
>>222942860They made it about Trump and faggots, HPfoids want escape, they subconsciously need HP to be wholesome or they’ll hate it even if they post black trannies lives matter and shit online.
>>222942825The merger is looking less and less likely Just don’t think this will be as big as they want it to be
>>222942839Voldemort is supposed be magic Hitler though
>>222941315Creativity is a risk studios aren't willing to take. Established IPs make more overall profits than losses with little effort no matter how dogshit it is.
>>222941062Nah you're just a tranny
>>222942881>>222942867Yes this is why this show makes me so furiously and irrationally angry final 2 post best posts. If you have to remake, then make everyone just look modernized and zippy I dunno, say everyone is just wearing hyper bright colors and the castle has LED lights or some shit. Just remaking the first two books like its HBP is just an awful decision.
>>222942894Well the new series already shoehorned in a nigger so who know what other political bullshit they will insert. It could still bomb>>222942902>The merger is looking less and less likelyWhy? Because faggot politicians are throwing a hissy fit?
>>222941882>nuncome on
>>222942881Gotta add monkey to tv and pretend its normal, then humans will maybe have sex with monkey and make negrofied slave race. Kalergi plan never changes.
>>222941046>they're not using the Olton Hall for the Hogwarts Express even though it's literally sitting in Warner Bros' London studio right now on static display (and the amount of money required to get its boiler re-certified would be inconsequential for any Hollywood studio)What did they mean by this?
>>222942798There's a very simple reason for that. Harry's aunt married a Pakistani man so they renamed Harry Yousaf Zardari. Ironically her husband Virk isn't a Zadari himself, he just thinks that all Zandari are lower life forms and picked the the name for that reason.
>>222941046Looks like it doesn't deviate much from the movies except to make a few things worse.
>>222941320Before this was announced, people thought it would be Hermione was gonna be race swapped , which JK Rowling (who IS woke, but not woke enough for them) approved of in a play. I'm willing to bet that's why they didn't do it.Woke white women hate JK Rowling, and know Snape is a beloved character to many, including Rowling, who said Alan was literally how she pictured him, and is explicitly described as pale in the books.They can tell this new race swap is on purpose, because they also gave him dreads to emphasise how "black" he is.Even if they cast the right person as Snape, these woke freaks were going to find a way to ruin this show. It was doomed from the beginning.
>>222943024
>>222941172looks like Silent Hill monster
>>222943053Yeah, I was about to say. I don't remember any Kung Fu from the books.
>>222941046ok guys how do we spin this show to be "white men bad"?
>>222943024>we have Naruto at home
Do you think Harry will get BBC'ed by Snape?
>>222942891Maybe on planet retard
>>222943093Wouldn't surprise me considering the absolute state of bongland and hollyweird
>>222943024yooo this is fire
>>222943093no but his mom will
>>222941470Hagrid needs to be played by an actual big guy to really project that booming voice.
>>222943075Did they reveal Voldemort and his clique casting yet?
>>222942151nobody forced her to get into acting tbfWe're not gonna spare her just because she's young
>>222943093In this adaptation Snape is secretly Harry's father.
>>222943127Voldemort doesn't even have a proper form until book 4 or 5.
>>222942674wasn't his mom a ginger or that was just in the movies?
>>222942666Making Hermione too attractive was a mistake though.
>>222943145>nobody forced her to get into acting tbfHer parents might have
>>222943127No but Voldemort might be a woman
Are they going to keep in Harry's day lynching Snape?
>>222943169I NEED to push her turds in
>>222941320I can't even see him, the background and him are the same
>>222943145No child actor goes out on their own to be a child actor.It's usually the parents that do this.
>>222943224looks like a screaming ballsack
>>222943024>You're a retard, Hermione
>>222942641>mfw another Palestinian baby is blown to bits
>>222943224>INNIT!
>>222942956>Why? Because faggot politicians are throwing a hissy fit?NTA but yes. Ellisons screwed themselves by adding way too many clauses that screwed them. Delays in the deal is basically a financial suicide of the deal and the politicians have been successful in delaying it enough legally
>>222943224>let's make the LOTR troll but blind and its skin look like a ballsack
>>222942891>about as big as Pokémon.It's bigger than Pokemon. I doubt your nan has any idea what a Pokemon actually is.
>>222943185I mean...it works. He's supposed to look unnatural and frightening.
>>222942303Rangz is literally fanfic, if Amazon decided to readapt the books into a series instead people would still talk about it
there's nothing warm and inviting about this
>>222943024Reminds me of that Snow White actress who was high on a red carpet
>>222942721I don't get it, is this cucked for making Lily a snowbunny or based for makinh the black man a cuck?
>>222941865>>222941783the mutt gurn
>>222942588
Wonder why they haven't shown a single exterior shot of Hogwarts. I bet it looks lame af compared to the movies
>>222941320Nigga is pretty much invisible in the dungeon's low light.
>>222942938Nah if he was a tranny he would be hyped for this slop as trannyism is also a symptom of peter pan sydrome
>>222943279Nothing is bigger than Pokemon, bro. It's the biggest grossing media franchise is of all time. It's unfathomably popular. Imagine how many Pikachu products they've sold alone
>>222941172>>222943224>The creature that has a description in the books talking specifically about it's "mean, little eyes" is made completely blind.At this point this is on purpose, it's starting to look the kind of production where the makers want to "have their version".
>>222943306It makes the nigger ridiculously cucked. Not only did Snape lose Lily to his racist bully, he never got married in his life.
>>222941172Looks like a doom 3 monster.
>>222943224>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>222943348Why is he so surprised that Harry's name was read?
>>222943348I see that evil midge freak davis
>>222943411He thought the little orphan shit would be sorted into Slytherin
>>222941046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHV0BRtdxoDo they have any actual soundtrack or leitmotif?Just compare this shit to the movie trailer
>>222942114>It's definitely not made for Zoomers.Zoomers are Harry Potter fans you moron.
The dialogue sounds way too modern and I don't think there was more than one or two lines from that trailer that are actually from the damn book
>>222943447Kek didnt know he's back
>>222941046I'm here to support, Ginny actress.
>>222943584Getting fired is the best thing that could've happened to her.
>>222943024Already a meme?????
>>222943224The design of this is absolute shit. The HP troll's CGI has aged heavily but the design was beautiful. These faggots can't do anything right.
Who will play Pansy this time
>>222941740>>222941852Everyone was expecting a black Hermione as the obligatory DEI sacrifice after the tumblr types spent a decade trying to force that as canon so a black Snape was a hilarious curveball fucking NOBODY could've predicted.
>>222943024seriously though are they giving molly to these kids or what
>>222943224Why does multiple million dollar studio CGI always look so bad? Even AI slop looks better than this, this looks like something from 2002
>>222943751Where's the bloody colors?
>>222943782On Snape
>>222943751surprising amount of white kids to be honest
>>222943782
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>>222943782the coloreds are all over in the audience. 1990s britain was at least 40% non-white; history is a whitewash ;)
>>222943939Those are the transfers from Uagadou
>>222943861
>>222943782In the old movies lol
>>222941090I'm convinced they knowingly hired a transgender to play Harry because they know he'll come out as trans in season 4 or 5 and the public shitstorm that ensues will be a free ratings booster
>>222941780It's a product. Cuaron's film grossed the lowest while Yates' entries grossed the highest. What does that tell you?
>>222941046I miss warm colors, why does everything have to look so uninviting, this isn’t a horror flickhttps://youtu.be/2_dFGHBLcmU?is=Icu2Y0YVzShjdtJ1
>>222943521No, they're not lol. Gen Z is 1997-2012. They didn't grow up with Harry Potter. If anything, they're surprisingly very apathetic towards the franchise. Harry Potter fans are first and foremost millennials who grew up with the movies in the 2000s and and read the books when they dropped in the 90s.
>>222944521This. Zoomers grew up with The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, or the rise of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which took the place that Harry Potter held for millennials. Harry Potter has and will always be a millennial phenomenon.
>>222944521The fanbase is mostly zoomers and millennials you guys are out of touch. When this hits HBO this will break records. And many zoomers will tune in each week. The books are still being sold each yr with a growing young fanbase.
>>222941062See you in the next thread
