Lmfao
>>222945966Its the SAME
>smudge, dark, grey, uglyWow what a magical kingdom!
>>222945966>what if we rehashed a thirty year old movie franchise scene for scene but this time drag it out in awful modern serialised format, make everything dark and grey and make everyone brown for no reason!Bravo warner. I'm sure viewing figures won't plummet after the first episode.
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>>222945966Did Hollywood just run out of lightbulbs or what
>>222946151They are not allowed in Hogwarts even though the tables are now filled with them
>>222946119And it will probably cost 5-10 times as much to make too.
>4 billion light bulbs>entire picture is dark as shitmodern productions everyone
>>222945966llook at the brown mutt thats front line and center, look at the brown mutt on the left with nigger braids
>>222946150> who turned off the lights
>>222946150those cone hats in this one are actually pretty awesome
>>222945966I'll still watch the show to own the trannies
>>222948080What's up with the Ikea lamps? Werent the floating candles taken directly from the book?
>>222945966whats the point of making it again but worse...
>>222949014Muggle inventions are much more accepted and discrimination against them is neutered down in the new version. Draco gets bulled by Ron.
>>222946150Holy fuck why does hollywood hate lighting? I thought it was just historical films cause "hur dur gotta make it real and scary" but fucking no!?! Here we are with a kids film with the least magical lighting they could have used. Which shitlords pushed for this in hollywood?!?
>>222948175>The House of America
>>222945966is it still taking place in the 90's?
>>222949014Shut up chud this is BOOK ACCURATE
>>222949134Yes
>>222949049less racist of course
>Donbass!
>>222950558Pffff haha
Looks good
>>222946150>color saturation = good
>>222950643I would have loved to join that Slytherin party. Get a photo with the man himself.
The Dark ages will be all gen alpha ever knows.
>>222950659Do you seriously think reallife looks like the top?
>>222946781>nigger braidsThey insist that it's dey heritage, despite being a relatively modern style. I suppose it's slightly better than having one with a fro, which I'm sure they considered.
>>222945966Trannies. Transsexuals. In the girls bathroom.
>>222946151Modern leftist culture is about sucking the joy out of everything to demoralize the people.
>first time I ever interacted with the franchise was the second movie>main character can talk to snakes>something basically nobody else can do >could be a great advantage in battles if he took advantage of it>basically never uses it again after the second book>also for some reason decides to barely attempt getting better at magic until he thinks his godfather is going to be killedwhat a disappointing franchisehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788395748560069.mp4
>>222945966I have noticed that Warner in particular gets lights and colors all wrong: consistently across the previous two decades. Like when I go into a movie blind and I see the water tower I know it's gonna look like shit. Can any sperg tell me what the deal is? Is there a house style guide there that's telling directors to make movies unwatchable?
>>222950742Who ever said movies need to look exactly like real life? You must be overjoyed that cameras exist, that you can avoid ever being subjected to inaccurate paintings
>>222949092They make it dark so it will lower the bitrate for streaming. That’s also why streaming shows have so many blurry backgrounds.
>>222951079So you think the new color grading is better?
>>222951084should have just turned off the lights for this fucking thing
>>222951109my preference is just as irrelevant as yours
>>222951084nah walking in the woods can be dark and scary like your pic
>>222951084>They make it dark so it will lower the bitrate for streamingThat can't be it. Movies use the same color grading too.
Nigga, where's Snape?
>>222950558kek
>>222949092because they don't put the budget into props and costumes anymore, so they need to hide that
>>222951084Momona was wasted in that showShe's a better actress than those fatties
>>222946150who's the cute lesbian girl at the top?
people are going to slop this up like you would not believe, they INHALE this shit it reminds them of a mono-cultural mono-ethnic society they never got to experience that boomers were the last to experience
>>222950558KEK
>>222951132Sorry, just wanted to know your opinion anon
>>222946150>NuHogwarts is so fucking broken then can't afford electricity>Can't even conjure electricityDamn.
The casting for harry is almost as bad as snape
>>222950558gem
>>222950558a daring synthesis
>>222951174Movies are made for streaming too. But the actual reason is to hide details because modern sets are all CGI and low quality printed backdrops.>>222951186
>>222946150This looks truly awful, unimaginative, and dull which is no surprise for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>222946151>>222949092>>222951012>>222951656I heard that it's because of digital cameras. People can just tune it in post unlike in film where lighting is immutable so they had to shoot it perfectly. I think it's just a stylistic choice by the new retards in charge desu.
>>222948175>telaviferrin
>>222946023>>222945966and more in depth as a series
>>222950558ahaha
>>222950694>Get a photo with the man himself.I would tell him "thanks for ruining Eugenics and killing half of Europe in a badly planned war."
>>222953505That's not a picture of Winston Churchill, bro
Is there a schedule for this yet? Like if it moves at the pace they release stuff like HotD won’t it be a season every 2 years or something?
>>222951853lol go on to read Stephanie Meyer you mean and whoever wrote Hunger Games.
>>222953556Newfag
>>222953601i don’t read pasta so it’s all new to me
>>222953517No schedule, the HBO head admitted strictly yearly releases are not possible, they’re going as fast as possible, but for some reason they’re writing each season after filming the previous instead of just getting it out of the way early.
>>222948080literally the soulless meme
>>222946666checkedit's almost impressive how they manage to depict so many lights while not having any light
>>222954959Not as soulless as a necroing bump slave
>>222954980>calling me a slave while getting mad at me for not conforming to arbitrary ruleslol
Apologise
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>>222950961>what a disappointing franchisethe dullest
>>222946150Top is what bottom would look like without massive studio lighting in the ceiling. There are no camera angles that point upwards at the bottom but are at the top.
>>222951853keep it up dullest poster, hp retards are as bad as caepshitters
>>222955675There is a whole shot in the original where the camera pans up to show the magic ceiling and down again. It's also 2026, you can easily light a room or hide anything with CG or editing
>>222951853based "No!" poster
>>222950558Kek
>>222951127I for that the darkness aren't enough.You need to scratch your eyes out.(((They))) Really hate attractive actors.
>>222946119>>222946221So is this that "Leftist Creativity" I keep hearing about?
>222950558KEK
>>222945966Does nobody know a light spell?
>>222945966I didn't expect Hogwarts to still be so white. This is practically a Hitler Youth compared to Starfleet Academy.
>>222946150They just reused the same interior?
>>222957594>there's one white man all the way at the backNot quite diverse enough
>>222945966>....SLYTHERIN!>guards immediately swarm the podium to arrest the evil wizard with a poisonous heart, and drag him to the chamber of secrets to be sealed forever, where he will become food for the castle's walls
>>222945966They don't even have to make it as bright as the original. Just remove the godawful blue filter.
>>222945966Id love to see someone defend this. Please
>>222957594they cherry pick the scenes with most whites to get people to watch it
>>222957594i know fuck all about Star Trek, but isn't that woman wearing a headdress the equivalent of a white English/American person wearing a wimple in current-year?i thought the idea was they were all strict and formal about procedure (not all happy-clappy like this) but it was secular, like humanity had 'moved on' from religion.
>>222945966>Harry Potter but with Millenial writingWho asked for this?
>THE DEPRESSION FILTER
>>222958022When it comes to nu-trek, don't even think about logic or consistency. Nu-trek is what you get when you hire a bunch of retarded millennial theater kids and some old washed up hacks who lack any sort of talent to make something unique and original, so they resort to raping old, beloved IPs. There's no consequence for this of course... in the past something like this would never have been made, but in the modern era of streaming where these corporations aren't necessarily beholden to advertisers, they can continue funnel money to these retards while Larry Fink pads it out with Blackrock money to spread "the message."
>>222945966Good lighting is a lost art now.
>>222958229"wait a second bro...you're telling me magic...is real? ...like some Dungeons & Dragons shit? [beat] we gonna get orcs busting through our door, firing magic missiles, bruh? [beat] or are we talking Tinkerbell and the Seven Dwarfs? [extended pause for audience to laugh + compose themselves]"
>>222945966Honestly, the books have ton of things that were left unadapted, or even things that could be expanded upon. So there's some kind of justification for this new series. What I don't understand it's how much they want to set the FUCKING SAME TONE as the movies
>>222958022Today's scifi is not about presenting the world of tomorrow. It's about pandering to the sensibilities of today.
No one cares for brown tales; least of all, browns themselves -- they are primitive, simpistic, and uninteresting. So, they have no choice but to shit-shovel browns into alabaster tales. After all, how else can they make the future custodians of White civilisation feel at home...?
>>222951236youre forgetting cgi is masked like this as well. especially cheap jeet outsourced cgi
>>222957594>Moslems in spaceHow did the imams reconcile that curly one?... Do they see Mohammad on his uniron up there?
>>222950558the first monke putler thats actually funny. took em only 4 years and loss of all infrastructure, fighting age males (also working/building age mind you) and most of their young people in general by fleeing from the war. all of that was worth it though.
>>222958399thing i never get is why libcucks champion islam and headscarfs out of all things. its the most backwards and barbarian culture and religion only after voodoo maybe and the rest of africa. women get whipped for not hiding their 'shame'it's like we live in a bizzaro universe now
>>222958356to be fair, a lot of classic science fiction is like that. sometimes it feels oddly prescient (some writers/nerds prefer the term 'speculative fiction'). other times it feels hilariously dated.the problem is when it just gets stupid. 'stupid' sci-fi SHOULD make me think of a straightforward pulp novel, ray-gun battles on the jungles of Venus. maybe it's poorly-written or badly-plotted, typical writing quality issues.but when you combine stupidity with a 'message show', oh boy. on paper, 'racism is bad' as a metaphor is fine with me. the first episode of TNG is all about Q testing Picard about ye olde human barbarism, Picard arguing we've moved beyond that. it's on-the-nose but it's decent text (not exactly subtext).i don't know where the cut-off is. but when characters actually, directly start talking about 'white privilege' or 'the patriarchy' or whatever else, it loses any veneer of being intelligent writing. it certainly won't hold up in 5-10 years, and it makes me wonder why these people are writing fiction in the first place.i just hope there are talented writers out there as frustrated as the rest of us, because they have interesting stories to tell, and the writing chops to back it up.
>>222958431Don't forget 50% of their population has left the country likely never to return.
>>222950961>could be a great advantage in battlesWhat's a nigga gonna do? Carry around a bag of snakes and then hurl it towards his foes?
>>222958431Holy shit, try to sound less mad
>>222959368They fucking show a spell that summons snakes in that very scene, retard.
