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Tonight on /trek/: Worf faces his dread nemesis

Previously on /trek/: >>222953531
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Final.
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I tried to rewatch some SG-1 and it's kinda ass.
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>>222966349
It's greatly inferior but it is still extremely comfy, particularly once you get into it a bit. First season is rough, especially the episode by the woman who wrote the TNG episode about Africans stealing women
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>webmfag is fr*nch (possibly c*nadian)
explains a lot, like the homosexuality
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>>222966318
I want shaky thing from the place where I get my stuff.
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I can't really remember. On SNW, Lana was superhuman because she's a Singh, right? But then there was also a different reason why Una was superhuman, right?
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>>222966375
Ahh, the French... a people so gay they had to English-wash the only Frenchman in the lore.
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cant wait
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I love that Star Trek is just a parody of itself now. As a 43 year old millennial, I hate sincerity and think that it's cringe. I love The Boys and Rick & Morty, smoking weed, and buying Funko Pops.
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>>222966198
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>>222966716
this guy gets it, would cha'dich this bro
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>>222966521
Coq au vin.
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>>222966872
I'll give the episode props for dealing with the aftermath of an Inner Light situation in a realistic way.
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Tuvok/Neelix is just a glib facsimile of Spock/Bones.
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>>222966448
She's an ayy lmao or something
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Yeah, I'm thinkin' this is a based STO ship name.
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star trek
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>>222967799
Nooooo you can't post that! Stop! Stop right now!
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For me, nuTrek just doesn't have that cozy feeling. You know, the contemplative enlightenment from smart dialogue and interesting socio-political themes which subtly mirror real life. Yes, I'm convinced now, nuTrek could be better.
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star trek
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Why wasn't Nemesis just a Q movie where another trial has the TNG crew + select guest stars save the universe? I don't exactly hate Nemesis but it left a lot to be desired.
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>>222968002
starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr TREK
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>>222968019
THENEXTGENERATION.
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When you think about it, humanity has stood trial far too many times for them just to be innocent. No smoke without fire.
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In Star Trek, Jhamel (canonically!) had sex with Shran, as I am pointing out in a way that is topical to Movies and TV.
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star trek day with sex
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>>222968012
>four years since the last movie
>can't make up your minds if it's gonna be the last TNG outing or not
>start on a script
>"Well you see the Romulans cloned Picard and he's a leather fetishist with these vampire bat dude henchmen..."
>"oh and everyone else gets pushed in the background, this is all about Picard and Data..."
I still like Shinzon (I think Tom Hardy does a good job against Patrick Stewart) and the battle is kino but the rest is so... hollow? And the first half spends too much time being moody and broody, it's boring.
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>>222968200
based star trek sex with shran poster (barely legal edition)
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>BASHIR: Captain, biomimetic gel is an extremely dangerous compound, as you know. I can't release it without at least some idea of where it's going. In the wrong hands, it could be used to make biogenic weapons, or for illegal replication experiments, or to develop organic explosives-
>SISKO: FUCKIN DOO IT YOU STOOPID PEICE OF SHIT *Sisko throws a bottle at Bashir*
>BASHIR: Okay...
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>SISKO: He's no friend of mine, but he is working for me. It's an extremely sensitive matter concerning Federation security. I can't have any record of him being on the station.
>ODO: I see. I am certainly aware of the need for special security measures during wartime, but as a matter of law, if Quark chooses to press charges against Tolar, I have no choice but to make an arrest.
>SISKO: I speak to Quark.
>(Odo nods, Sisko goes over to Quark and starts punching him in the arm repeatedly.)
>QUARK: Ow! Why are you punching me in the arm!?
>SISKO: I'M GONNA KEEP DOING IT UNTIL YOU AGREE NOT TO PRESS CHARGES YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
>Quark: Okay! OKAY!
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>>222966703
will there be a short intermission ?
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>>222968553
Imagine if they had an episode where someone was making cloned mutants or bioweapons or exploding tumors with the biomimetic gel
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>>222968059
>humanity
>innocent
not even Jean-Luc "better than you" Picard made that claim.
The most vile evil and most utopian good in the Galaxy are both human inventions. Star Trek desperately wants the good to define us, so it keeps getting called into question for our heroes (sic) to save the day by being exemplary individuals of the highest morals.
But then again, it's a murrican show so "good" is relative.
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>>222966198
I’m surprised nobody made an AI video where he catches the barrel and hurls it through the wall.
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When did /trek/ posting get real?
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"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
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>>222966198
Was she really so bad? Worf would have offed himself or remained a miserable cripple had it not been for her
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>>222969638
Love changes you.
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>>222969749
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>>222968306
Nemesis ripped off WoK more than any of JJ's films, and that's saying something. If I hear about one more Grudge Guy with a Superweapon I'm gonna puke.
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>Days of our Lives Trek
Can't tell if kino or not.
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>>222966318
So is this a Trelane from after Squire of Gothos going back through the Enterprise's history for some reason? He dressed like a dandy and lived in a castle because he was studying Earth from hundreds of light years away, seeing it as it was long before humans came up with soap operas and breakfast cereal
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>>222969775
Even the barrel is a better wife than Slagzia.
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>>222969775
sad image. The comfiness of TNG contrasted with the gritty grimdark DS9 station.

They're like two different worlds.
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>>222969772
She was based and Beverly was cringe, a consequence of Cuckard rubbing off on her.
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>>222966349
Ya it's pretty bad.
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everytime I imagine the word 'sode, I imagine her sipping seltzer water. I love her so much.
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>>222969855
Yeah DSN likes their spooky dungeon lighting.
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Is it true Picard is racist?
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>>222970025
No
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>>222970063
Are you sure? He looks pretty racist here.
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i am sad they are showing the remastered tos episodes. those effects are shit
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>>222970025
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>>222970183
that's not Picard
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>>222969964
DS9 had Netflix lighting before Netflix.
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>literally saves voyager
>figuratively saves voyager
a watershed episode to be sure
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>>222970199
Agree 100%. It's the reason I won't be watching the H&I marathon, though I will be trying to marathon the copies I have downloaded of the original versions. Probably won't finish before the 9th since I'm terrible at scheduling things out.
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Sisko to Dukat:

"Peppa..."
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Why did they let the retard crackheads drive during their drugdeal?
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>>222970293
Yes it is.
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>>222969807
Ethan Peck hammed it up perfectly
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>>222970551
>You know, the war wasn't my fault.
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Brisko to Fukat:

"Pecka..."
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star trek sex with wesley

WHERE'S THE STAR TREK SEX WITH SHRAN POST???
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>>222971180
There's been a crackdown. Keep it under your hat (the star trek sex with shran (better get a big hat)).
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Which Star Trek alien race has the worst pubes and why?
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Reed and Hayes' conflict could have been solved with gay sex.
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>>222971300
>>222971301
>rare subsequent posts
>both have to do with homosexuality
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>>222971333
Not to defend Bf, but what's gay about pubes?
I don't find them attractive, but I don't find them disgusting either.
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>>222971357
You shouldn't defend me, but you should 100% defend pubic hair.
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>>222971404
It does nothing for me, but yeah I'll say it's only gay if the person its on is the same gender as you.
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>>222971180
canonically an ænar had star trek sex with shran and made a star trek hapa child with shran
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i hate it
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>>222971665
It sucks as a popcorn vessel, but it looks like a decent model. Maybe too scuffed, but you could always repaint it.
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I tire of these gimmick episodes
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>>222968553
Somewhere in the Starfleet archives, Bashir’s formal written complaint is waiting for someone to find it and blow the lid on the whole Dominion War.
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>>222971708
Too bad. He is too terrible a person to hire, but his ideas are good enough to steal and copy.
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>>222968012
Because Q-both John de Lancie and the whole Continuum= is lame and (for Picard).
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which Star Trek explained what the Bootes void is?
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>>222970025
Yes.That’s why he never listened to Worf.
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sexy sybok with blonde highlights and soap opera lighting is, dare I say it, more worthy of star trek sex than shran
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RPG set in a Grimy Borg City with Planescape Torment Vibes.
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The Borg take over an entire Quadrant and need organic citizens for something that only non assimilated can provide.

resulting in a grimy planescape torment vibe Borg City. Green. Green Gas. 'Sludge Drinks'.
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it was a shaky box hazard
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Captain. We have obtained a target lock on the Bajoran orphanage.
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>>222971300
I don't know but Vulcans and Romulans surely have the best pubes. Thick, silky. No stray hairs. Logically trimmed.
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>>222968553
Why did they never follow up on the Dominion gaining access to the Mad Doctor's Immortality Machine?
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>>222973043
Cardassian cells do not get bored, they metabolize out of duty to family and state
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>>222973105
>duty to family and state
the spoonheads were better roman analogues than romulans
there i said it
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>>222973043
The Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy prevailed.
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>>222973043
They did. Who do you think arranged for Weyoun 5 to be killed in a transporter "accident"? He knew too much. The Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy also messed with the cloning process in order to make sure the knowledge isn't passed down to future Weyouns, hence why Weyoun 6 was defective.
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This is the Federation Science Bureau here to remind all of you that The Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy are not real and are nor the real power in the Federation. Elias Giger Is a pedophile and ketrcel-white addict and you should not listen to him as it increases your chances of having a fatal transporter accident. Go back to your dabo tables and pornographic holoprograms and don’t think about this anymore.
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the transporter accident was actually an accident. Weyoun 5 was too smart to fall for dumb ruses like that and Damar was too drunk to set it up in the first place
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>>222971301
star trek sex with malcolm and hayes
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Fuck shifters
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It's Goos. It's always been the Goos. Since way back. I'm talking prehistoric times.
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>>222966521
shoo joo this is no D&C thread
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2 minutes into the new SNW episode... are they doing a soap opera episode lmao? Also <3 Nurse Chapel
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>>222969772
Why did Hillary want to be on Star Trek so badly?
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>Among the dead was Thomas Nichols, brother of the actress Nichelle Nichols, best known for her role as Uhura in the original television series of Star Trek.
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>>222975241
mfw
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>>222966318
Does SNW also end with fat Riker on the Holodeck?
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Imagine fucking at a 90s tng convention.
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>>222977402
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>>222976740
Captain...Oh my, captain...
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Best books and comics to read?
>>222977876
I'd still go after mine ngl.
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>>222970616
if a cop pulls over a car full of drugs who is most likely going to get the blame for it?
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>>222977917
How come star trek chicks get hotter with age.
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>>222970183
Neaj-Cul Dracip
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>>222978285
You're milf and gilf pilled.
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wtf why are Chapel's hands like that!? It makes her look like an old witch. Also La'an looks so fucking breedable here and it is a fucking crime against humanity that no-one has ever knocked her up.
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>>222978976
So what exactly Chapel saw in her husband, because the few times they're on screen together, they don't even seem to like or care for each other, and his arecheology job annoys her.
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>>222979349
she's a latinum digger
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>>222977917
star trek hag sex with hag Ro
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>>222979349
Misery loves company. They're both career people but also conventionally attractive, so they can never tell how much of their position in life is due to hard work and how much is thanks to the beauty premium. This occupies them so much that they both lack hobbies, interests or any form of real personality that isn't tied to their job.
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>>222976429
old fat Kirk makes more sense
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>>222978072
I died of HIV in prison.
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reminder that it doesnt make sense for kirk to get promoted over spock unless starfleet is racist
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>>222979873
Kirk already holds a higher post than Spock, and Spock is science division not command.
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>>222979873
They both start SNW as Lieutenants, Spock already got promoted to Lieutenant Commander and will get to Commander by the time of TOS.
Kirk makes Captain, which implies command or a strategic desk job, careers of no interest to Spock who would rather gallivant the Galaxy doing whatever he pleases with diplomatic immunity in the end.
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>>222979740
God damn she's so hot I'll be she'll hit the wall at like 80.
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He was 35 in S1 of TNG. Never give up.
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>>222980027
I'm 37...
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>>222980156
give up
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>>222980156
>makes Captain at 50
There's still time
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>>222980283
But not Enterprise captain, like he really wanted...
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>>222980027
You should though.
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>>222980424
It could be worse, you could be a 33 year old Ensign
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>>222980574
Stop making fun of Harry, there was no way to promote him!
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paris got promoted
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>>222980027
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>>222980647
Paris needed that to deal with his father complex
Kims parents actually love him
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>Captain, it is the first of the month. Ensign Kim has submitted his letter requesting consideration for promotion.
>Leave it in the pile. I could use a good laugh.
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>>222980596
harry would only be about 28 when they got back and would have been rapidily promoted.
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>>222980741
Tuvok is legitimately the funniest guy in Star Trek
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>>222980785
One was.
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>>222980820
Yeah and we saw that that turned out
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>>222980845
>we
most of us missed it
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>>222980920
do you want a gold star sticker for that? Good job not doing the thing we're discussing.
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>>222980935
no one discusses that stuff because no one watches it. views counted in the tens of thousands.
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Star Trekking across the universe
Always going forward, put Tuvix in a hearse
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>>222981058
We're discussing it though. Regularly. One of you spergs screeching about how you don't like it won't change a thing about that.
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>>222981058
post the Nielsen data. You know you want to. Get yourself that numbing feeling that you'Re part of a mob fighting the good fight. lmao
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>>222981076
Two bodies made one
Genetic freak
Got my gat son
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>>222981058
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>>222981144
What kind of star trek nerd discriminates against a show with low ratings?
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>>222981165
neislen inflates the numbers. barely got 50k views when they tried to drum up interest putting it on youtube for free.
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>>222981144
there is no discussion of that show in this thread. theres only a poor attempt to force it.
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>>222981225
"people" who need to feel as if they're part of a group defined in opposition to function. I call them programmables, easily manipulated dumbfucks who have a hard time finding joy in their lives so they make it their lifes mission on shitting over the joys of others.
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Favorite Lower Decks episode?
For me, it's the AGIMUS storyline. Star Trek is best when Combs is involved.
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>>222981225
you have it backwards. the ratings are low because we refuse to watch
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>>222981231
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>>222981347
Are you at least looking forward to the Chudtrek movie? Anything Star Trek related? Or are you just here to call yourself a "we" and get angry?
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>>222981407
the tos movies this weekend will make more profit than the next nutrek movie
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>tfw people who watch Lower Decks call me gay for watching actual sci-fi cartoons
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>>222981231
宇宙の傷口 indeed
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>>222981419
so just getting angry then?
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>>222981020
>Computer, end program Pathetic Loser Fantasy 1Alpha
>Assistant Crewman Kim, report to Admiral Nog's office on the double
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>>222981444
i am not angry. i am correct.
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I simply refuse to validate nutrek. And that makes you absolutely furious.
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>>222981459
lmao
When were you last excited for anything Star Trek? Let's get to the bottom of your misanthropy.
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>>222981426
Tomino and his crossdressing buddies will always be inferior to real directors like Dezaki and Takahashi
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>>222981495
looking forward to the season 2 premier on tuesday
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kek EU cucks are so goddamn autistic and unlikable

Thank God Star Trek is American
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>>222981462
>Discovery - 5 seasons
>Lower Decks - 5 seasons
>Picard - 3 seasons
>SNW - 5 seasons
>Academy - to be seen

It's still a success, with or without you.
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>>222981650
>65 episodes
>50 episodes
>30 episodes
>46 episodes
>20 episodes (and cancelled after 2 seasons)
loooool
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I didn't know she worked on this, what a pleasant surprise. I've also been thinking of watching the parts of Andromeda that Robert Hewitt Wolfe wrote.
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>>222981678
>Lower Decks 'sodes are 22 minutes
>all combined the entirety of Kurtzman Trek is *slightly* longer than 1 of the 90s Trek shows
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>>222966716
An overgrown child who will never be a man is what you are.
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>>222981815
I haven't seen any of Wolfe's stuff outside of Trek. Going to have to look up what he was involved in.
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>>222981819
do you think that's flattering
there's more bad episodes in any given season of voyager and enterprise than the runs of entire current era shows
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>>222981915
Andromeda was only good when he was at the helm. Fuck Sorbo.
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>>222981925
the worst episode of TAS is better than the best episode of SNW
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>>222981925
Threshold, largely accounted the worst episode of Voyager and maybe the worst episode of all time, is lightyears better than the best of NuTrek because it at least explores a science fiction concept.
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>>222977876
You were raised by a single mom, weren't you?
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>>222982032
NTA but I was and Janeway does nothing for me
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>>222982032
The way you feel right now is the way it feels to be wrong. Remember that feeling.
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>>222982076
Well at least you seem to have come out of it with your sanity intact.
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>>222981678
>>222981819
You guys are mean. :/
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STD ended in 2024. Do you remember that? It had five seasons, remember?
No? You stopped after two?
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>>222981959
I also saw his review today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmvX-goboKQ
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The only thing more braindead than reviewers are viewers of reviewers.
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>>222982128
Good series to keep on in the background while doing household chores, so I "watched" all of it for white noise
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>>222982128
I stopped after 3. I really hoped that moving plot to the future might fix the show, and give them room to breath for writers.

And then then doubled down on Michael being Jesus, and that fuckin Burn plot...
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>>222982138
oh man, that era where they tried to make Kes seem like a husky experienced woman was so yucky.

Everytime she did that attempt at a husky voice ,it was just rough. She was much better as Neelix's girlfriend.
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>>222982156
Are you forgetting about interpersonal drama between talking heads? NEVER assume that you've seen the most stupid human, there's always more. It's a wonder this species thrived at all.
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>>222982171
Nothing about the Kes character ever really worked as presented.

They should've just made her a spunky young nurse in sickbay or something, or a science officer, botanist, something, anything but a 2 year old alien with a 45 year old boyfriend
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>>222982171
What? She was acting the same except the actress had a bad reaction to the ear prosthetics so they covered it with hair. It's crazy how schizos like you come up with imaginary scenarios.
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>>222982195
The super short lifespan was always retarded. Were they planning to have her be an old lady by season 7?
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>>222982279
given the meth she smoked it seems reasonable
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Man I really hope Lien got her shit together, the help she needed and is living a good life away from all this shit.
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>>222982195
Classic example of creating a wacky alien, but never bothering to figure out how they make sense in the first place.
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>>222982279
Considering how pissed was Roland Moore when he left Voyager writing room, I don't think they had plans for anything, ever. Remember, Voyager was meant to be TNG 2.0.
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>>222982412
Moore was just bitter that he wasn't treated like a superstar by the writer's room. He has a history of egotism and self-inserting his personality into scripts, not to mention the inherent rivalry between the DS9 and Voy productions, they even had to lay down rules for splitting up the Star Trek setting between the two shows. Don't take his comments too seriously, he was extremely biased.
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>>222982162
horseshit. need at least 100 episodes to function as background. its the one thing wrong with ENT
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>222982513
the fuck is that post even? pull yourself together
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uh oh melty
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Peak is on the telly
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>>222982593
Q weed lmao
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>>222981994
Threshold is actually a really good episode until it suddenly goes completely off the rails
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>>222982096
Are you retarded?
What's "wrong" with asking a question?
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>>222966198
>complain multiple times online about DS9 being "Days Of Our Lives in space"
>the madlads on SNW actual did it, complete with Marlena Evans
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>>222982809
what are you talking about?
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>>222981419
You don't believe that
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>>222982859
>>222979769
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>>222966375
The lore thickens. Ya sana dil öğrenebileceğini söylesem? Gerçekten çok kolay, eğlenceli ve kariyerin için harika şeyler yapar!
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>>222966349
It clears fag trek
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>>222982770
You're illiterate.
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So it's settled then. Nutrek fans are jealous of Real Trek and this has caused them to be eternally resentful.
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>>222983292
How does that resentment present itself to you? I have yet to see someone who watches the new stuff hate on the old stuff itt, very common the other way around.
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That's probably because the old stuff is good and the new stuff is shit
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>>222983292
Old Trek gets all the accolades, the recognition; it gets to be embedded in pop culture, etc.
NuTrek is very one-and-done, it has no legacy to leave behind. Every show that's ended went out like a fart.
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>>222983358
objectively? Is this why any mention of it requires screeching? not very logical
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>>222983292
Yeah Mike and Rich are so poisoned by newer Treks that they come off as resentful towards to the original.
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One more year of crying about Kurtzman Trek, then they'll cry about what comes next.
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>>222982956
Gomen gomen meccha wakarahen ya yo~

Real talk imagine these two as a manzai comedy duo and Odo has a huge paper fan.
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>>222983411
Objectively, empirically, however you want to evaluate it. Hell it was your own assertion that nutrek fags like the old stuff which means it is universally thought good. Seems as close to objectivity as you're going to get
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>>222983444
>objectively, empirically
for a total of ten years. You must know something Paramount doesn't. You should apply.
My sides
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>>222983488
>You must know something Paramount doesn't.
yeah I know how to be a gentile
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>Heh, you think you know something that Paramount doesn't? Paramount, the all-knowing super genius run company that has never made a misstep and never does anything wrong?
>Heh... not likely!
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Why is it like this?
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>>222983530
And you, the anonymous online shitposter, figuured it all out, without any formal education or access to useful data, from the comfort of your home. Really impressive.
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>>222982908
obviously the total will be lower but the profit per showing will be greater for tos.
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>Notice the primitive rage in his posts, the uncontrolled seething. NuTrekkies can be quite entertaining, can't they? Every thread should have a pair.
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I am actually still mad he died before Amazon could cast his ass.
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>>222983615
so the actors can emote
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>>222983691
You do not believe that
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>>222983711
He was in Legacy of Kain in his prime and that's all that matters.
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>>222983615
Got any idea what a putting a non-humanoid alien on screen costs? I don't, but I can tell you it's magnitudes higher.
Also Star Trek is all about using Sci-Fi as a vessel to trick conservative audiences into agreeing with progressive themes, every alien race is just a metaphor for a human creed
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>>222979769
Why couldn't they get someone who looked more like Uhura?
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>>222983718
i do. will gross a few million from 750x4 screenings this weekend. and costs basically nothing because theyre 50 years old.
theyll be lucking to gross 500m with a $200m budget and weeks of screenings at 5000 theaters.
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>>222981450
>Assistant Crewman
i don't have an appropriate laughing reaction on this computer
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Why did Chapel have a copy of everyone's brain stored in the–never mind you weren't there for that part.
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>>222983814
Seems you do believe that. Funny.
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>>222983771
got to mix things up a little with alt universes. JJ did the same thing.
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>>222983336
Excuse me sir, this is /trek, not /RoP.
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not-Jelico episode next week.
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>>222983855
What's a RoP?
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>spanks your ass
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>>222982138
I just watched that episode.
>>222982171
They were trying to age her up, after the reversing-through-time episode. She's supposed to be closer to 30 in dog-years by this point.
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>>222983530
>everything you've done has ended in failure
>every project a steaming pile of shit that the audience rejected
>always making some retarded basedface in every photo
>still keep getting hired and put in charge of multi-million dollar projects
Make it make sense.
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>>222983615
>why do so many Star Trek Aliens look 99% Human? Some of them are even just straight up Humans.
To subtlety redpill you on the truth of a Divine Creator that made you in his own image.
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That time a bunch of Ferengis attacked and defeated, then boarded the Enterprise and no one lifted a finger to stop them.

Data and Worf just stood there looking stupid. It was embarrassing.
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>>222983711
The show sucked and didn't even deserve his talent. It's lit like a Nickelodeon sitcom and there's never a sense of stakes or danger. It only had a good reception from not being a travesty like Halo or Like A Dragon.
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>>222984045
That is a scene from Court Martial, isn't it?
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>>222984103
Why didn't Amazon just hire Chris Avellone again?
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Evveryones favorite Hillbilly wedding photographers made a video talking about TOS season 1.
https://youtu.be/XZikWLfgyVg
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>>222984215
Who cares? Fuck those faggots.
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>>222984188
Putting I-talians in positions of power is bad.
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>>222983831
You're just retarded and amused by your own stupidity. Wrath of Khan will make money, the other films are questionable. Although Search for Spock will outperform the Original Movie.

If I had to guess i'd wager the 3 movies combined gross $40-$50mil, so $20-$25mil profit for Paramount. Which means whatever NuTrek movie comes out only needs to fail to Break Even, which seems very likely, for the re-release films that are only being shown on 1 day, with 1 showing, on Fri, Sat, Sun to out perform whatever $200mil slopbuster they shit out and let stink up the theaters for 45 days.
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>>222984309
It's true I learned this from watching The Sopranos.
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>>222984215
Oh shit, I love them! Watching now!
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>>222966198
>get to Chain Of Command
>start DS9
>Sisko is AN ANGRY BLACK MAN who is TIRED OF DEM HONKIES
>SHEEEEIIII FEM HONKIES AN GOT NO SOUL FOOD NIGGA
>FUCK YO PASTY ASS PICARD IMMA CUT YOU OFF AND LEAVE CRACKA MUTHAFUCKA
>SHEEEEEIIII I’M THE GOD PROPHET OF THE PEOPLE I JUST MET NIGGA
I’m half an hour in and it’s really getting on my nerves.
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>>222984215
Mike blueballing us number autists with SNW viewership.
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>>222984533
The start of DS9 is a little weird. They never revisit the Picard issue, and the Borg never show up in DS9 beyond Sisko's flashback.

Its like any other good, classic TV series, the writers and actors are still trying to figure out and nail down the characters at the start. Sisko improves a lot from the first episode. Although "muh prophets" are a permanent fixture in DS9 for the entire series.

Hating the Bajorans is common, and correct. But its worth it because it will only make you like the Cardassians more.
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>>222984723
>Hating the Bajorans is common, and correct.
It's not, it's racism. They didn't do anything wrong.
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>>222983530
>>222983959
Ain't this the weirdo who openly admitted to turning established characters gay out of spite?
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>>222984794
The Bajorans did everything wrong. First by not accepting that they were an inferior race to the Cardassians.
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>>222984381
i agree with you in spirit but there arent enough seats to gross $50m. its only about 750 theaters, theyre using the small auditoriums and some are small indies selling tickets for $5
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>>222983959
he's a zionist who was hired by other zionists to make content for zionists
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>>222984868
I bet the original plan was to reboot TOS in the SNW timeline and make at least one character gay.
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>>222984533
This is how it starts for everyone watching DS9. I felt the same way -- how the fuck is this nog going to follow Picard?

and then by the end of the series you love his crazy black ass
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>>222984868
Yes, Rafe is notorious for en-gayifying things and casting his gay twink boyfriend in all of his projects
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>>222984930
My friend (jewish) said it was really easy for him to identify with bajorans.
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>>222984942
I'd love to go to these but the nearest AMC theater is hours away
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>It's another episode where Kirk tells a robot to kill themselves
This man is brutal
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>The Changeling & TMP
>Space Seed & TWOK
>Amok Time & TSFS
>The City on the Edge of Forever & TVH
Incredibly based, too bad they're stopping there, otherwise
>The Way to Eden & TFF
>Day of the Dove & TUC
would've pushed it to dangerous kino levels.
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>>222984794
>They didn't do anything wrong.
They were weak. They lazily waste their days with paintings, poetry, music, and tending to their gardens. They didn't have a formal military. They worship Worm Hole Aliens. Their entire civilization is built around a series of vague, cryptic prophecies that nobody can agree on. They ruled over by an aloof, and morally questionable, Priest class, not unlike the Brahmin of India. They needed the Occupation to toughen them up.

But worst of all they're just annoying, and every episode that revolves around the Bajorans is just a slog to get through...sure it gets better by season 6 and 7, but until then its rough.
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>>222984561
He got nothing, except regrets
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>>222985034
check fandango. regal and cinemark and some local independents are also in on it.
>>222985103
i wish the economics of movie distribution wasnt such an intentionally foggy industry secret so i could learn why they make apparently dumb choices so often.
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>>222984215
Love how they shit on the puppet episode, which they didn't watch or do any research on.
pure unwarranted Gen X arrogance.
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>>222985346
>puppet episode
never heard catspaw referred to as such but it fits, i guess.
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>>222985410
Goddamn Catspaw. What an amazing episode.
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>>222982956
>. Ya sana dil öğrenebileceğini söylesem? Gerçekten çok kolay, eğlenceli ve kariyerin için harika şeyler yapar!
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>>222985346
I've never seen the puppet episode either, but I can and will shit on anyone for copying something Dan Harmon did over a decade ago. #sixseasonsandamovie
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>>222985500
Görüyorum ki oldukça kültürlü birisin.
https://youtu.be/rThX6DZWQCE
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>>222985553
Dan Harmon didn't make Angel
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>>222984942
Wrath of Khan will do the heavy lifting. It being the 2nd film helps too since it'll have better word of mouth than the 1st film since most people wont even know the films are being shown this weekend until right now, today.

I think $50mil is the high end, the most you can possibly expect, but I think $40mil or something close is doable. Don't underestimate Wrath of Khan's popularity with the general public.

And again, even making only $1 in profit still puts these movies ahead of any NuTrek flop.
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What made the TOS films so kino and why couldn't the TNG ones replicate that level of quality? Even TFF is kino in its own way
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>>222985553
It's incredibly sexual.
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>>222985553
>copying something Dan Harmon did over a decade ago.
Don't forget Eric Kripke, who did both puppets and Soap opera (and cartoon crossover) on Supernatural. That might as well be a Sam Winchester wig.
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Kill Pakleds. Behead Breens. Roundhouse kick a Vulcan into the concrete. Slam dunk a Borg babby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Skrreea. Defecate in Tellarite's food. Launch V'Ger into the sun. Stir fry Changelings in a wok. Toss Dukat into an active volcano. Urinate into Voyager's deuterium tank. Judo throw Talaxians into a wood chipper. Twist Data's head off. Report Sisko to the Federation Council. Karate chop Tribbles in half. Curb stomp pregnant Keiko. Trap Melora in quicksand. Crush Rom in the trash compactor. Liquefy Odo in a vat of acid. Exterminate Bajorans in gas chambers. Stomp Barclay's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Chakotay in the oven. Slice Tasha with a katana.
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>>222985792
So why is Star Trek copying other shows when it used to be the show that defined the genre?
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>>222984215
As embarrassing as expected.
Remember when people thought these burnouts actually had insightful takes? Jesus.
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>>222985873
star trek sex with Orion women
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>>222985907
nutrek is trash but come tf on star trek has been copying shows since the 60s
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>>222985873
what zero pussy does to a mf
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>>222985907
>So why is Star Trek copying other shows when it used to be the show that defined the genre?
Kirksman is a talentless hack who literally only knows how to rip off other shows and ideas (poorly).

So the real question is why has he been left in charge for over a decade despite an unbroken chain of total failures on his part?
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>>222986066
Kurtzman is blackmailing them or has powerful friends that will do that for him
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>>222985952
I really is bad. I totally believe that Mike at least knew his shit when it comes to TOS at some point, but he's running on memories alone and it's clear he didn't do any research to freshen up his memory before this video.
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>>222985690
Patrick Stewart increasingly having a say in the films
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>>222986113
How come his contract wasn't renewed then? Or was it? Any news on that front?
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>>222985907
i reject your premise that it is star trek
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>>222984215
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>>222986133
there has been no announcement either way which most likely means he is done but its possible they are negotiating new terms. if they keep him on its because they dont think trek can be fixed but they dont want to stop using it for tax evasion
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>>222986207
already got the narrative all figured out I see
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>>222985952
> Remember when people thought these burnouts actually had insightful takes?
No. Because that never happened.
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>>222986285
If they did renew that dog findler Kurtzman, what other reason could it be other than tax evasion.
There is simply no way nu-trek has made money. Every show was giga expensive to make and nobody gave a shit after 1 season of STD
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>>222986113
>Kurtzman is blackmailing them or has powerful friends that will do that for him
"Kurtzman has frequently worked with a tight-knit group of film professionals which include J. J. Abrams, Damon Lindelof, Adam Horowitz, Roberto Orci, Edward Kitsis, Andre Nemec, Josh Appelbaum, Jeff Pinkner, and Bryan Burk."

Its an actual nepo conspiracy and JJ Abrams needs to be brought in for questioning.
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>>222986376
That must be it
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Romulans have the best forehead ridges and it isn't even close
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>>222986285
just cant see them reversing course and pretending nutrek was any sort of success. i can see them saying they need someone in the seat to keep things organized until theyre done with WB and extending him for a year like happend with DC and gunn.
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>>222986114
He's running on memories that have no doubt been corrupted by alcohol and poor sleep. So he's a questionable reference at best.
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>>222986447
looks like doctor mora
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>>222986506
Man of Tomorrow needs to make at least $1 billion to justify keeping Gunn in charge of DC studios. Supergirl was one of the biggest flops of the century so far not counting COVID. It would have been embarassing with 2006 ticket prices.
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Give me your best Star Trek episode or series pitch
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>>222986581
>>222986581
>>222986581
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>>222986559
the point is someone needs to be in charge but no one who can do it will risk taking it with the merger pending.
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>>222986123
Leonard Nimoy had his say on 4/6 of the films though.
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>>222985907
>So why is Star Trek copying other shows when it used to be the show that defined the genre?
utopian scifi is tired in an era of increasing reactionary oligarchic pedophile dystopia, so the hegelian synthesis is to keep the trek window dressing but do the actual art of degenerate late stage capitalism.



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