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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Snailtappers check in
>>222967997Do the Dornish even have their own language?
Swordbearer
What the fuck was the point of Hugh this seasonCan HBO just release Dunk already, what even is HotD at this point
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thought the scene where Rhaenyra exposes her massive belly and says "AN INSPIRING SIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE" was a bit on the nose.
>>222968033He disbelieves himself
>>222968022Why does Daemon look like Amanda Holden?
Disgusting filthy breeding sex between Daemon's daughter and Hightower men
TAOOBA
Young Olivia is the kind of girl you saw on a train once when you were young, fell in love and never saw again
>>222968001*taps*
>>222968082Why does he announciate the Ta-OOOOO-bah so hard?
>>222968055I don’t mean to be crass, but I would like to blow my load over her face.
>>222968099I tried this the other day. They retracted but still stuck to the table.
>>222968104You speak as if you're fluent in High Valyrian
>>222968099ARE THERE NO TRUE SNAILTAPPERS AMONG YOU?
>>222968099I'd tap her, if you know what I mean.
House Royce of Runestone.
>>222968104He was taught by Ryu.
>Ser GAYwayne
>>222968151>*Breeds Rhaena*CLEARLY he's one of those gay men who do the needful but still gobble cock on the side
>>222968050
>>222968096Young Olivia is the kind of girl that had a train ran on her.
>>222968151Honestly he's such a good character I dont even mind him being gay. He's like Loras in the book. Yeah go on, be gay little faggot boy, you're doing it well enough>>222968128You must tapSer Criston has tapped
MY CHILDREN ARE ALL MORONS
>>222968205t. King retard who didn't even update his succession oath after siring three sons
>>222968039To show us that the classic idea of male heroism is actually harmful because it disregards a woman's sense of agency.
>>222968080This shit looks edited from Crazytom
>>222968050>>222968179
>Aegon: Do you love me mom?
>>222968347HELAENA NO
I’ve been reliably informed by a talking tree that Bloodraven is not, I repeat NOT, a cuckold.
Jalabhar Xho x Margaery Tyrell fanfic when
>>222968364Imagine the hate sex between shiera and Bittersteel
>>222968273If Rhaenyra had prioritised finding that house all this could have been avoided
>>222968055>>222968096I think she should be more magic.
>>222968405Imagine bloodraven tied up in the corner, eyes bulging and full of tears as Aegor gorilla fucks shierras pussy and asshole, all the while she gives Brynden taunting looks over her shoulder in between moans and whimpers, eyes full of satisfaction as she sees Bryndens ego shatter from humiliation
>>222968468>I think she should be more magic.
>>222967972BABE KILLER!
>>222968099>me! me!>please tap me my Queen>w-why are you leaving?
>>222968179
>when she sees how big your cock is
>>222968151Beloved mother (male (homosexual))
>>222968599Why did Ned Stark cheat on his wife when in all other instances he's been a completely honorable man?
>>222968794Is Robb older than Jon or vice versa?
>>222968050KINSLAYERBABE KILLERHEATHEN
Peach...
>>222968884iirc Robb is a year older than Jon. Ned knocked up Cat on their wedding night then went to war. Then came home with Jon
>>222968660
>>222968794It was Ashara Dayne. Any man would have done the same.
What did Daeron mean by this?
>>222969094mommy
>>222969149No diffs the fraud of the morning.
>>222968001I've been rewatching the last kingdom and I can't believe I never realized she was also in it. same with aemond RIPshe is CUTE
>>222969252Fraud of the Morning, Bystander Selmy and Aemon the Dragoncuck have nothing on a fookin' legend.
>>222968169If he married Rhaenyra he would’ve done his duty as a Hightower male and gave her at least six children
>>222968169>Hugh the Masculine Viking breeding the ugliest jeet in Westeros>Dashing Gwayne going to breed the ugliest black of the Blacks
>>222969948Hypergamy
Does Syrax really bite?
>>222970043Bites the friggin dust when peasants gut her with pitchforks lmao
can't wait to watch Caraxes rip open Fagar
>>222968015No. The Dornish are muttbabies of the Rhoynar refugees who migrated from Essos after the Valyrians wrecked them in a giant war and the Andals who already lived in Dorne. They absorbed many aspects of Rhoynar culture but they speak the same language as the rest of Westeros.
>>222970814Same I love when those demonic abominations die
>>222971451(Except sunfyre, he was reborn in the light of the seven)
sex with Gilly pre GoT
>>222971508God i wish i were Craster
What the fuck am I supposed to watch til Dunk 2 comes out? I've already rewatched the first four seasons of GoT easily 15 times. I don't want to completely kill it for myself so I have to hold strong and not succumb to my early seasons of GoT addiction.
>>222971508bitch should have stayed anorectic
>>222971527do you think he had orgies with his daughters? they should have had a scene where he's fucking them in front of the Night's Watch.
>>222968096She reminds me of a character that was sick or something that /tv/ was obsessed with like 15 years ago
>>222968223I still don’t get that, it seems legit retarded in a society ruled by a male warrior class
Anyone have pics of Alicent from the last big family dinner they all had before Viserys died?She looked so beautiful.
>>222970043only bastards
>>222969094That's Aegon though
>/got/hotd/dunk/ still alivelmao what the fuck is left to say
>>222971527>>222971613H-Hot...
>>222968660i dont think she likes cocks at this point
>>222968534Cutecent :3
>>222971866We can talk about how the entire series is mostly episodic and nothing that happens really matters in the long term>Alicent's son kills Rhaenyra's son>they're still friends and want peace>Rhaenyra demands that Alicent's sons (and arguably male heirs) need to die to keep the peace and Alicent somehow agrees>Everyone loses their mind over B&C>Everyone blames Rhaenyra for B&C with even a public display condemning her>Everyone forgets about Rhaenyra taking the blame for B&C, never gets brought up during S3 the whole time Rhaenyra Alicent and Helaena are together in the same room>Helaena doesn't want to abort Maelor and is stubborn about letting her baby live>kills herself for literally no fucking reason thus killing the baby too>Helaena doesn't want to escape KL without Jahaera>kills herself thus leaving Jahaera alone with people she feared would kill her newborn baby and allegedly already killed her firstborn son>nobody knows Daemon is the one responsible for B&C except those involved>Bold Jon somehow got the info and is the only one to denounce him as a throwaway aura farming quote>Rhaenyra directly responsible for the famine in KL that killed Hugh's ugly brown daughter and it's implied more of KL smallfolk also starved>Hugh seems okay with working for her and everyone else in KL cheers her on for giving out the food she kept from them>Rhaenyra somewhat responsible for Laenor and Rhaenys and to an extent Vaemond dying>Corlys is fine with helping her, becoming her hand, letting her bastard children be his legal heirs>Only takes issue with her after she does the same thing as him and refuses to legitimize his bastards>The whole faceless men secret spy network the greens have in KL that was supposedly there the whole time and neverr gets used again>4 different people in KL having their private secret spy networkThere are prolly more obvious ones that I can't remember off the top of my head but you get the gist
>>222972206Blood and Cheese as a whole didn't really have an impact on the plot except for Bold Jon's epic fight introEven Aegon didn't give a fuck after a while lol he's more pissed about Rhaenyra sitting the iron throne and Daeron being praised as a king than his dead son
>>222968990Right, probably goes like this>be ned>be 19 yo>sister gets kidnapped >older brother and father get brutally murdered by king>you, bobby b, and captain falcon start rebellion to get revenge and lyanna back>have to marry older brother’s betrothed she’s pretty hot so it’s cool but still weird>fight war >no guarantee you will survive >meet up with extremely hot chick who you previously had a connection with >all the stress is hitting you and you break and fuck her>she gets knocked up>know that if you don’t marry her the child will be a bastid >but can’t divorce cat without losing the tully’s and by extension the riverlands>leave>she has your kid>she kills herself due to shame and heartbreak >sister ends up dying as rebellion ends>go back home with your bastid son
>>222968182I'd willingly go last.
>>222972339Half of this isn't canon according to the play btw Brandon was Chad thunder cock coded and Ned was a shy beta getting turned down and only allowed Brandon's sloppy seconds
>>222968273>still dieswhat did the scriptwriters mean by this?
>>222972206tl;dr
>>222972426>according to the play
>>222972520That brown dorito nosed pajeeta wives are fucking retarded and ain't worth shit, better off dead than messing with your head says I yes I do
>>222968990Ned didn't marry her until after the Battle of the Bells, so they should be months apart.
>>222972426>Ned was a shy beta getting turned downHe's the one that turned her down
>>222971279Was Mors Martell based or cringe?
>>222972339Ashara's nephew and heir to their house is named after Ned and knows about him and his aunt, there's no way he shamed her.
>>222972559Play is 100% canon (except rhaegar almost beating Robert in a duel)
>>222968884Jon was conceived in the Sisters islands months before Ned got married in Riverrun.
>>222972545Phia showing off the hickey I gave her
>>222972614It’s in a state of wishy washy semi canon bullshit.
I kind of forgot about hotd, what is the general consensus around s3? I haven't watched it yet
>>222972605Shame in the sense she picked Cat over her.
>>222972805Putting a bastard in her is shaming her and the Daynes sure as hell wouldn't have honored him like they did specially after he killed Arthur if he had done that.
>>222972777None of us watched it either, that show is gay as fuck
>>222972849They would have if they didn’t know about Jon and believed the story about Wylla. Not to mention Arthur was between him and Lyanna and he had the good courtesy to return Dawn.
>>222972777Why was everyone so mean to Ser Simon? He literally did nothing wrong. Both Daemon and Aemond met him with no resistance.
>>222972777>general consensus around s3Better than season 2. But still alot of women yapisodes
>>222972777>what is the general consensus around s3?Writing is ass but the Greens put on a great performance.
I miss Otto
Your half-brother Daemon Blackfyre, whatever happened there...
>>222973605I miss the ratcatchers.
>>222973615>"whatever happened there.?">"whatever happened there.?">I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit convinced Daemon to rebel against Daeron without any provocation, what so ever.
>>222968001The realm’s delight
https://streamable.com/8386wz
>>222973745I like Blood Raven because he is always fucking around and pranking people in the most extreme way possible.
>>222971866I am an addict and I need my Westeros fix.
>>222972206>and refuses to legitimize his bastardsThis makes no sense btw. This is the last thing anyone would give a fuck about with an war going on. No one that matters would say "That's it, this is my final straw. I'm switching to team Green because Rhaenyra legitimized her Hand's bastards at his request when he has no living heirs."
>>222973839They should have had him knock up Monke in Season 1.
>>222974279>They should have had him knock up Monke in Season 1.The Septon Eustace version of Fire & Blood is X-rated anon. Can't have a grown man deflowering a 13 year old
>arguing with foid in comment section >"The Strongs aren't bastards because the king acknowledged them as legitimate, no recognition of bastardy and legitimizing is necessary!">So Daeron II is a bastard and Daemon Blackfyre is the rightful king then? >"No that doesn't count because the King needs to follow the proper.legal.channels to properly disinherit Daeron" I hate women so much
>>222968015>>222971279Dorne is pretty hilarious from a worldbuilding perspective, since besides the Rhoynar migration, they're just the same First Men/Andal mix as the rest of the Seven Kingdoms. And considering how Nymeria's ten thousand ships were everything from haphazard rafts to genuine seafaring vessels, and the amount of hazardous stops she hit along the way (and that she had to go 50-50 with the Martells who weren't even the biggest boys in Dorne), I doubt there were actually that many Rhoynar. The Faith of the Seven is dominant, and most of the prominent houses besides the Martells are of First Men (Dayne, Yronwood, Fowler) or Andal (Santagar, Qorgyle, Jordayne) descent. From what I can tell, the only real marks the Rhoynar left on the area were a tolerance for bastards and occasionally entertaining absolute rather than male-preference primogeniture in succession law. They're ethnically and culturally closer to the rest of Westeros than the Iron Islands are. Which makes the fact that they're sometimes treated like not-Arabs hilarious. Or how they were somehow the only ones who figured out "maybe snipe at dragons with big crossbows", and of course, are somehow immune to logistics despite having the only desert in the continent.
>>222974501Stony Dornish are like Visigoths in medieval Spain who converted to Islam and started larping as Yemeni Arab while being blond and blue eyed.
poppa bear?
>>222971866its a bunch of faggots doing their quirky trademark posts they put in every thread
>>222974586Not even though, because again they keep the Faith of the Seven, although I vaguely recall something about Dorne having a few R'hllor temples. But nothing really about anyone there actually practicing Rhoynish religion. Essentially, one Andal lord married a brown amazon, and used her people to bully everyone else into becoming his house's vassals. So now they let women inherit, but otherwise are 95% the same as the rest of Westeros. However, everyone else treats them like brown durka durkas, despite being close kin to them than the Ironborn are.
>>222974736Oh I forgot, there are a few genuine Rhoynar that live along the Greenblood River and in Planky Town, but they're treated as a weird minority even by the Martells. Nymeria's own descendants (the Red Princes) banned the Rhoynish language.
Considering the Martells are retardmaxxing their way into extinction, who should be the new lord paramounts of Dorne? Daynes are the fan favorite and they used to be petty kings, but the Yronwoods have the much better claim, so I'd go for them.
>>222974962In CK2 I usually give it to Alyn Oakenfist in the conquest of dorne start.
>>222974962House Uller for the memesHouse Dayne for vibesHouse Yronwood for practicality
do you think Alicent and Rhaenyra have hairy pusseys/assholes in this world or are they shaved?I feel like nobillity is at least somewhat well trimmed. But I bet Hugh's wife's shit is just a stinky jungle. Did GRRM discuss pubic hair in the books?
>>222975102Nyra has a thin bush of silver hair. Alicent is hairy and disgusting.
>>222975102Women of Norvos are mentioned to shave their pussies so others probably don't.>>222975110Poor Criston.
>>222974962Gerold "Darkstar" Dayne.
>>222975110>hairy and disgusting.>disgustingthis is an ATK Hairy board
>>222974962UllersCrazy desert andals who killed a dragon
Post white haired Hightowers
>>222974962there won't be a "dorne" after the war, my lord.
Criston Cole and Mushroom had to have been good friends almost as close as Jaime and Tyrion for Mushroom to speak so highly of him compared to anyone else in his account of the dance.
>>222967972strong boys must go
>>222976864Show Alicent is the Lindsay of asoiaf
Name a Flaw
>>222977101nothinglove me harvestslove me green hills
>>222977101What if the Tyrells defect to Faegon and Loras kills Tommen?
POPPA BEAR!
emma is so fucking hotgod i wish she was the tit cow, breeding sow from the books
>>222974430StrangeMy opinion is similar to hers, except the exact oppositeDaemon Blackfyre is the rightful king, but the Strong kids are bastards no matter what, regardless of whether the king legitimizes them, because the mother is a complete whore and nothing can change that
>>222977726She's a nice, wobbly, plump thing in the books. All rounded and wide. For a queen like that, aye, I'd charge a warhorse into an enemy for.
>>222977726
>>222977726I've fantasized about her when fapping before.
>>222977726>>222977773
>>222977757this guy gets it, she gets blump and chesty after being bred so much. hot as fuck, fertilty goddess
Darcy wont gain 150lbs for the next season? That's not real method acting.
>>222977786lad, what kind of omission is this? i literally fap to my imagination of emma/rhaenyra (and sometimes alicent too) pretty much weekly, sometimes a few times a week.
>>222974736>Essentially, one Andal lord married a brown amazon, and used her people to bully everyone else into becoming his house's vassalsStill wondering how to conciliate the Martells using Nymeria's people to unify Dorne thanks to the extra manpower... and Nymeria's people being almost all women and children.
>>222972206>Rhaenyra directly responsible for the famine in KL that killed Hugh's ugly brown daughter and it's implied more of KL smallfolk also starved>Hugh seems okay with working for her and everyone else in KL cheers her on for giving out the food she kept from themThis happens IRL too, so there's that. But I agree with the rest.
>>222972614>play which got performed at a specific place and only a negligible part of the fandom worldwide watched is canon.No, even if gurm says so.
no one posted the new blog update yet? add /tmk/ to the general title now
>>222967972does anyone have a compilation of all the lesbian smut scenes
>>222978715get cancer and die grrm you fatty
what's his name chat?
>>222973839absolutely disgusting
>>222978765Carmine.
I’d be all up in Pia’s guts, just sayin’.
King Podrick Payne, the first of his name.
>>222978765All of them are awful, really.
>>222978765david lightbringer>brings up ICE out of nowhere on half his videos
>>222977229What if Margaery married another king in Faegon?
>>222968104BoooOOOOOooy
>ruins the Targaryan dynasty
>>222978765All of themGlimbus and Altshit used to make good stuff but went over to the side of HBO's writers when they started getting invited to events
Daemon's daughter is taking Hightower cock as we speak btw.
....semoc eH
Was House Justman BMBW or BMBW?
>>222978723I don't watch this slop, how many sex scenes do these two have?
>>222967972How would they handle the events of HOTD?
>>222979185!on ,on ,oN
>>222978090They were at sea for years, the child boys grew up by the time they landed in Dorne.
>>222977101upjumped stewards who will get their comeuppance sooner or later
>>222968151>Best mother is a man
>>222979768Comeuppance fo what? Fighting the enemies of her father and securing the only victory over the rebels?
>>222979807Should've fucked up the Lannisters and sent ships to pick her up at Slaver's Bay, now they will face the dragonfire like every usurper.
>>222979807>only "victory" leaves Baratheon army intact and Robert alive>proceed to sit down for a year-long siege and do fuck all else despite having more men than the next two kingdoms combinedbased
>>222979807>Fighting the enemies of her fatherSitting for a year outside storm's end doesn't sound like fighting to me.
>>222979827>>222979852>>222979862>Blaming the only ones who didn't turncloak just because they're incompetent I mean I respect the hatred definitely
> That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.> But when the sun rose upon her wedding day so did Daario Naharis, donning his clothes and buckling on his sword belt with its gleaming golden wantons. “Where are you going?” Dany asked him. “I forbid you to make a sortie today.”> “My queen is cruel,” her captain said. “If I cannot slay your foes, how shall I amuse myself whilst you are being wed?”> “By nightfall I shall have no foes.”> “It is only dawn, sweet queen. The day is long. Time enough for one last sortie. I will bring you back the head of Brown Ben Plumm for a wedding gift.”> “No heads,” Dany insisted. “Once you brought me flowers.”> “Let Hizdahr bring you flowers. He is not one to stoop and pluck a dandelion, true, but he has servants who will be pleased to do it for him. Do I have your leave to go?”> “No.” She wanted him to stay and hold her. One day he will go and not return, she thought. One day some archer will put an arrow through his chest, or ten men will fall on him with spears and swords and axes, ten would-be heroes. Five of them would die, but that would not make her grief easier to bear. One day I will lose him, as I lost my sun-and-stars. But please gods, not today. “Come back to bed and kiss me.” No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis. “I am your queen, and I command you to fuck me.”> She had meant it playfully, but Daario’s eyes hardened at her words. “Fucking queens is king’s work. Your noble Hizdahr can attend to that, once you’re wed. And if he proves to be too highborn for such sweaty work, he has servants who will be pleased to do that for him as well. Or perhaps you can call the Dornish boy
>>22297938067
>>222979982What a whore
>>222980081Mario Naharis
>>222968143
>>222980253This is hilarious. But if we're being real. Why not use this?
>>222980348they could have hid secret messages, like "Hi burlington bar!"
Richest Houses Ranked1. Lannister2. Hightower.3. Tyrell.4. Redwyne.5. ??????
>>222980909Frey, Manderly or Grafton
>you're probably wondering how I got into this situation
I really had the most luxurious dream yesternight. A gift of the gods. I was lying in bed after coming home from a date where a girl spurned me. And suddenly Emma was there, dressed up as Rhaenyra. She undid the knots and slid that wonderful red gown down her shoulders. You know the one. Then I suckled her regal neck with my mouth. I shan't go further into details.
>>222982070How Lord Lefford looks at you when you ask where Prince Aemond and Vhagar are
tfw the first Blackfyre rebellion was a war between a onions and a cuck vs a chad and an incel chud>>222978765I like fantasy havenFag the gm gets insufferable because he never fails to say some shit like>so around the middle of Dance Robb Rottendick marries Alyssa Asswarts. Btw, he's 32 and she's only 15. OMG that's obviously so evil and disgusting.
House Basedwood of Cucktree Hall.
niece
>>222982246>When the Bracken bull cums and your wife keeps sucking
>>222967997Titless chinlet.
>>2229821801st Blackfyre rebellion was basically just an anti woke crusade
>>222982246>the term cuckold comes from the cuckoo bird>ravens are birds>House Blackwood's seat is Raventree Hall>raventree -> cuck tree>bloodraven is a cuck>bloodraven turns into a treeHoly shit GRRM is a genius
>>222967997>dat cute rounded and softly defined chinDornish girls are the bestNo wonder Daeron II and Maekar both married Dornishwomen
>>222967997>>222982511that's not what dornishwomen look like though
why is uncle so gentle with niece?
>>222982625Nuncle*
Can we keep /got/ going till DunKINO comes out?
>>222982656why is uncle is preferred grammarNuncle is when you start with uncle: "NUNCLE, hello." NUNCLE = MINE UNCLEetcsaying why is nuncle so gentle with niece is incorrect
>>222982116
>>222982921Notice how nice these shows look when they dont slather grey cum on the screen in post
>>222982937Watch the BTS of the Larys telling Aegon that he's a shit king they show the scene being filmed from behind cameras and then the same scene post as it aired, the colors and the woods set looks great in the BTS and then totally butchered by grey filter in the episode.
>>222978715>https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2026/09/03/the-mad-king-comes-to-london/>"the premier of Duncan Macmillan and Dominic Cooke’s epic new stage production of Game of Thrones: The Mad King."Grrm recognize it's not made by him, it's officialy not canon, the play is just another retarded slop made to milk the franchise.
>>222982666Yes Satan. Your wish is our command.
>>222983267
>>222983346>Ser Criston has postedWhat did he post?
>>222978090Let's be real, nothing about Dorne really makes sense when scrutinized. Smallest Kingdom by population (Doran's own words), somehow manages to hold off the other six defensively. Treated like a bunch of middle easterners when every important house but the Martells (who are still half-Andal) are the same ethnicity as the rest of the country. Mountains + Ballistae is a dumb excuse when both the Vale and the Westerlands have mountains. I know the Vale surrendered because the Targs managed to hold the heir at dragonpoint (super dragon stealth doesn't work in Dorne because it hot), but I guess it was just a skill issue by the Lannisters following the Reach into an open field battle. I guess everyone just forgets that Dorne has a coast and they don't need to attack through the ultra defensive super death mountains every single time. Though it is funny to imagine the unification of Dorne as Mors and Nymeria using starving refugees as arrow-catchers to the abject horror of everyone else besides the Ullers, who are really into it.
>>222983382He posted queen Alicents nude tapestries and was thus banished from /got/ for 3 days
>>222983382Off topic rants about how much he hates women
>>222978090>Still wondering how to conciliate the Martells using Nymeria's people to unify Dorne thanks to the extra manpower... and Nymeria's people being almost all women and children.Lots of wombs to breed>>222983389GRRM has a fetish for guerrilla tactics. Those are simply undefeatable in his world.It's his way to cope with having draft dodged Vietnam, disguised as a narrative mechanism to show that even dragons aren't an "I WIN" button (nevermind that they were just that everywhere else).
>>222983389King Daeron I did a three pronged attack one by sea, the desert is simply a massive pain in the ass to march armies through it. You can burn all the settlements you want you still need boots on the ground to get shit done
>>222983683nta but what was stopping the Iron Throne from taking over the Red Mountains, the Prince's Pass and the Boneway up to the castles of Skyreach and Yronwood and then holding that land?Too far away from Sunspear so the Dornish would be the ones having to march through the desert and mountains to retake that territory and the castles could protect against raids.Plus the stone dornish are supposed to not like the sand and salt dornish. Hell the Yronwoods are historic rivals of the Martells, if anything they should have joined the Iron Throne.
>>222968022Emperor of Essos
>>222983389By Doran’s time Dorne has undergone a major demographics crisis from multiple wars over a century that destroyed almost every village and farm in the country
Corlys didn’t want Joffrey to inherit Driftmark because he’d most likely take the Targaryen name when he ascended the iron throne. He was fine with Lucerys being his heir because he’d still be called Velaryon while Jacerys was going to be called a Targaryen.
>>222984948Corlys was a vindictive deadbeat who was assmad his family didn't get special privileges for perpetuity just for having Valyrian ancestry
>>222983805They kinda did do that but castles flipped anyway. It's too deep in enemy territory, holding onto the castles isn't sustainable because you'd always need a larger force for defense. Dorne wouldn't need an army because they can just slowly do a buildup inside their territory and attack whenever
bravo sapochnik
>>222983382>every woman is an image of the Mother and should be spoken of with reverence, except for that one whore, you know which one
>>222968141Explain
I claim this general for Team Green. That is all.
>>222982511Based dubs
>>222987149flails are so cool
>>222968179>posting the censored versionAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH
If Daemon Targaryen is so great why is there precisely zero mention of him in the main books?
>>222986874>you know which oneWhich one Ser Criston?
>>222983683>You can burn all the settlements you want you still need boots on the ground to get shit doneThis isn't like a modern airstrike campaign though. Guerilla forces work primarily off of aid by foreign powers, and the logistics of feeding and supplying guerillas is much more difficult in the middle ages. Especially since Dorne has the same feudal structure as the rest of Westeros. How are the Dornish feeding their armies that hide out in mountains and deserts? Of course, Gurm does this all the time because he doesn't really understand warfare. But Dorne are the worst offenders by far.
>>222967972daemon is one of the best knights of his era?rando unnamed guy in show is secret valyrian steel wielder in the books?
>>222987756The Free Cities were sponsoring Dorne and waging a proxy war against the Targshits.
>>222987666The vile temptress that wishes to led a noble chasity-sworn knight astray, digits confirm.
>>222987794Daemon lost every sword fight against a team green member, he’s nothing without a dragon, even Valyrian steel wasn’t enough to equalize skill against a real knight
>>222987794He’s named in the show and his sword is openly Valyrian. It makes orphans - and widows, too.
egg is icsh
>>222988114And YOU are a FAGGOT pedophile
>>222987889Wrong answer
Jeor Mormont is icsh
>>222987613What’s there to remember? He was the Janos slynt of his era, just a disposable goon who didn’t leave any legacy
We are all icsh.
>>222988114Speak plainly
>>222983382what's going on here
>>222988997>what's going on here
>>222977101Political prostitutes who ally themselves to the worst claimants and get the actual good guys like Robb killed.
>>222971717the one where aegon and aemond bullied the strong boys?
>>222987810Yeah Pentos and Lys helped Dorne during Daeron I's conquest (one of the few times Dorne actually lost, albeit briefly), but read what I said. Running material support to insurgents isn't nearly as logistically viable in the middle ages. Consider how difficult it was for Davos to get supplies into Storm's End, a single castle under siege. Dorne shouldn't be able to just "go into the desert" and then just win on attrition. That's not how this shit works. Dornish plot armor is stupid thick, they can't feed armies on sand.
>>222983389>somehow manages to hold off the other six defensivelyAnd somehow has the gall to invade Stormlands and Reach and even BESIEGE FUCKING OLDTOWN
>>222983389It makes sense to anyone who has studied military history. Force multipliers like terrain, access to particular resources, and tactics account for population. Mountains and ballistae work because Dorne had the latter and the Vale/Westerlands didn't. As for the coast, it has been invaded from there. The key is that only certain areas are viable for landings.Let's be real, Targ seething over losing every war to Dorne is funny.
Reminder that one of the Miller boys was probably Theon's bastard
>>222977791They added those gestures after AKOTSK didn't they.
>>222970814No no, VhaGAR rips Kekraxes open while he's biting her neck like a shitbull.
>>222989338KinslayerBABE KILLAH
>>222989431And her neck... rips open... and she dies before hitting... the... waterand Daemon lives
>>222983505>GRRM has a fetish for guerrilla tactics. Those are simply undefeatable in his world.Didn't work out so well for Criston Cole in the end.
>>222989571>and Daemon livesIn Sheepstealer's belly mayhaps.
>>222989276I don't think it's impossible to believe that the Dornish can sustain themselves by knowing the land intimately. The food burden is high for an amassed army yes, but that burden goes down when they spread out
How badly will Reddit seethe when the fagons get raped by based peasants?
>>222989573That part was made up by the show
am I the only one that liked Daemon shenanigans at Harrenhal with his buddy Simon? the only good parts of s2
>>222989752Daemon? No, there's nothing to like. My GOAT Simon? Yes of course. Aemond will pay for his death.
>>222989752Cringe
>>222989276>they can't feed armies on sandDepends on the kind of sand they’re eating.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>222989752Yeah, I loved it. Best part of season 2. Really gave character to Harrenhal, and it really fleshed out Daemon, because personal change comes from introspective, not from sudden external source.
>>222990019Fucking faggot
>>222990169Did you clap when you saw CGI dragons?
>>222989752Seeing that fat redditor shanked by Aemond was a good time.
He went OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT SUNFYRE
>>222989751I mean, this is /tv/, not /lit/
>>222990334An adaption is inseparable from its source material.
>>222989752I was so furious at what happened to Simon and his kids. Aemond deserved that shank.
>>222990334No one here is a fan of that showThis is not a general for house of the dragon, it’s an asoiaf forum for chuds
Killing the blacks and Rhaenyra's supporters for my cute king Daeron the Daring!
>>222968405BENEATH THE COPE THE BITTER SEETHE
>>222990614WTF? I stayed off of /tv/ for months to avoid spoilers, and I come back to discuss the show, and you don't like it any more?
George Martin did nothing wrong
>BENEATH THE COPE THE BITTER SEETHE
>>222968273Man the contrast in this scene was hilarious, you got 7ft tall viking dragon rider caressing and begging this dumb retarded ugly bitch to come with her
Say what you want about the Blackfyres, but they wouldn't let the realm implode because of gay Dornish polycule drama.
>>222991371Always amazes me how Redditors gaslit themselves into thinking a literal cuckold is cool and the gigachad merc god is lame
>>222991298do you think ormund.. ever .. you know ...
>>222968099
>>222991506Yes ormund was an ischfag and got what all ischfags have coming to them
>>222987889>digits confirmkek
>>222986924I want to insert my erect penis into her vagina and slide it in and out until I ejaculate.
>>222991506Well, normally people get on one knee when they are knighted...
last good character
dornefags be like>yeah we never got conquered>okay we maybe we got burned alive>and our crops absolutely destroyed>... and our castles, villages, and towns completely decimated>... then we joined the targaryen rule later anyways>... and then we followed baratheon/lannister>b-but we never got conquered!kek these niggers.
>>222991649Swampfu
>>222991455criston's incel jihad was kino
>*kills your dragon then tortures you to death* Get the fuck out of my country dragonigger
>okay guys i got a genius plan>we take this town... and stay there!>we dont do anything, we just stay there. and we hope the dragons dont burn us haha!>because the crazy dragon riders are not gonna like, do that or anything>im also gonna get this (not!!!) targaryen prince and put him on the throne, when he has no support and no one even cares about him>its fucking genius!!!>im teaching him how to rule though dont worry. but also im gonna make him kill a random civilian for no reason>hold on here, I found a weakness with one of their riders. im gonna make turn him and get him on our side!>nice i did it. now im not gonna have eyes on him when i know hes a drunk!!>we also have our own dragon but uhhh who cares about that>we have the hand of the queen, and their most important ally as hostage!>lets like, not have watch over him or anything and somehow he passes over by on the gate infront of my whole army>shit they are inside the walls>okay guys lets battle>>instantly get ran fucking over and was only saved because ulf went double turncoatholy shit HOW retarded was he?
>>222992049To be fair he got the letter from "Aemond" saying that he and Criston will join them.
>>222991371What an odd sentence fragment.
Witch touches.
Fellas can someone link me a place to read the comics for the next season of Dunk and Egg? I read the books a while ago and want to catch up.
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