Do Americans actually go to camp every summer or was that just a cartoon trope?
>>222983233Thinking about us AGAIN lol
It was a rich people thing. Just another example of TV only being based on the lives of people from NY and LA.
>>222983256Because I am interested in this
>>222983256Yes I love Americans and America. I wish to live in your country and fuck your women.
>>222983260>It was a rich people thing. Just another example of TV only being based on the lives of people from NY and LA.I grew up poor in North Dakota and we had week-long summer camps.
>>222983233It depends on which part of the country you live in and your social class since they cost money. They’re a bigger deal on the east coast. Wet Hot American Summer is great and you should watch it if you haven’t
>>222983273this but men
>>222983260My family wasn't rich at all and I still went to sleepaway camp a couple times as a kid
>>222983298>Wet Hot American SummerWhat about wet-hot-american dream?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59H3_8oCqic
>>222983233I only knew one kid who did that and he was rich. He had every 6th gen game console, psp, and ds.
>>222983233I spent each summer at a place on the bay with hundreds of other kids (coed) which was basically military-tier organized 2 weeks of outdoor activities, dining hall, etc. basically full of spoiled suburban kids with no backbone, and middle school girls in bikinis starting to grow titsmy parents knew someone who helped found the camp and buy up the coastal land etc, only way i stepped foot in this place. it was 2 weeks of literally full-time scheduled recess, shit was dope, grabbed by first pussy at like 13 and was sneaking off during free time hours with random fertile young hoes by the time i was too old to keep goingI grew up big early so i had easy pussy going into HS with really dumb girls who hadn't learned anything about how much they could get men to simp for it, but never had any social skills and had a home situation that was kinda embarassing for freinds or girls.ended up cuckolding some annoying sportsy kid from my school taking his childhood girlfriend's virginity who went to the same camp (he didn't, too busy with sportsball tournaments or whatever?). Nutted 3 times inside her pussy in an empty cabin during no-cabin hour and made her my cockslave and basically ruined her life going back home without my dick desu. just generally breaking a lot of my male peers hearts 9th grade onward just being tall and knowing where the clit was Also there were zero black kids or wigger kids there so you get what you pay for. other than that americans are very serious about girlscouts/boyscouts
>>222983256Do they all have weird native names, like Camp Tittybunga?
>>222983233This podcast I listen to they mention their kids went to camp so I guess it's a thing. I assume it's because the American school holidays last literally all summer and not six weeks. They need to give these kids something productive to do because they're too young to get summer jobs.
>>222983233Never went to a real stay over camp but there were day things around the area that I did where you go home and come back like it was school but fun. Some was more "camp-like" in the outdoorsy activities like archery or crafts and shit like that.
>>222983482Reading that reminded me of this
>>222983288>week-long summer campscool, but we're talking about real month-long+ summer camps for rich White people and jews
>>222983482and then I woke up
>>222983256>asking questions about other people is le badWhy?
>>222983482If this were true in its entirety, you wouldn't be posting here right now. Instead of trying to impress a bunch of anonymous misfits with embarrassing teenage coomer fantasies, you should re-tell a story with nothing but the truth. The authenticity will be endearing and more amusing.
>>222983233Yes how else were our parents supposed to have the house free for summer swinger parties?
>>222983482I can confirm, I was the girl!
In the jewish community it seemed to be more prominent.
>>222983611i thought jews hated camps
>>222983722why would they?
>>222983288Anon... you were molested
had one friend who went every summer through his church until he was 14. it sounded pretty ass but some of the stories in the final years were funny, as a lot of the kids were just forced there and non-believers at that point. never heard of anyone else doing summer camps like that with the log cabins on a lake kind of thing.
>>222983256>it is something worth remarking on that people are curious about the global hyperpower and primary producer of global monoculturestrange
>>222983776church camps were generally pretty ass. I got sent to one and the place was so run down that when my parents picked me up at the end of the week, they apologized for sending me kek. after that I did boy scout camp every summer, which was at least rugged on purpose.
>>222983233lmao fucking townie ass OPI went to church camp in the summer, which also included teens and adults.>>222983482>grabbed by first pussy at like 13For me it was at 10 and I fingerblasted her. She developed really early other girls were already stuffing their training bras out of jealousy.
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>>222983233Most western countries have week long campsMonth long camps were primarily for American parents who didn't want to deal with their kids
>>222983233I went to summer camp every summer from age 8 to age 16was $500 for two weeksnot from LA or NY
>>222984187It's worse for urbanite chuds because they only get boys & girls club summer day camp and have to deal with the blackest of gorilla niglets
>>222984210when I transitioned from day camp to sleep away camp, found out they had a special cabin for the rich kids bussed in from new jerseythey were always jerksbut there were no blacks or mexicans at camp, was good times
>>222984210>>222984043>>222983776any "day camps" where you don't stay overnight don't count
>>222984348>special cabin for the rich kids bussed in from new jersey>they were always jerkswhy are you being anti-Semetic?
>>222983233not all Americans, just ones that are wealthy and/or Jews
>>222983233we grew up pretty broke but i went to an actual camp twice, only for a week though. a few summers my mom just dropped me off at a school every day and that was a 'camp'i got in trouble for using a magnifying glass to light cigarette butts on fire that were on the playground that was fun.
>>222983233I went to a christian camp, the pamphlet lied about the activities. There was no kayaking, no bb gun shooting competitions, no nature hikes, no dances. We just learned about jesus and the only cool thing we did was play capture the flag in a gigantic field and that was at the very end. There was an annoying fat fuck from new york who bragged about everything new york, new york pizza, new york giants, and how they had the biggest sky scrapers, yada yada yada. He ended up getting sent home for head lice lol, we all made fun of him and he cried like a baby before his mom picked him up. The camp leaders were faggots bed time by eight pm, no campfire stories, no naughty words like "heck", no candy, no music that wasn't about god, and they wouldn't even let us talk to girls because it would lead us to temptation or some gay shit. We were just talking about how we missed home before some queer split us up. Some kid got his walk man taken away because he was listening to linkin park, and the leaders took us to the camp church and gave us a long speech about how modern music is the devil and how it's brain washing us. I remember I would nigger knock on the wall since my bunk was near the door of our cabin and our cabin leader was getting pissed since he thought some kids were playing pranks. I did it every night a week straight until he got fed up and punished the cabin next to us since they were rowdy over there. They had to do extra chores for an entire week. Hated that fucking place, I got invited to go back but refused because I would have rather stayed home and played N64 with my friends. I swear that shit turned me atheist, that was one of the lamest experiences I'd ever had.
It's a contractual obligation for animated sitcoms, like the obligatory Willy Wonka parody.
>>222985342>I would nigger knock??
>>222985454nigger knocking is when you knock on a door and run, some people call it ding dong ditch. Except this time I was right by a door so, it was a passive nigger knock where I just pretended I was sleeping in bed and knocked really hard on the log cabin.
>>222983233Yeah but there were no girls at mine so it got pretty gay
>>222985525Sounds like you should have internalized the lessons of church camp. If you had, you wouldn't say such things or be on 4chan /tv/ as an adult.>>222985717>it got pretty gayExplain.
>>222985444The surprising thing being a kids cartoon still doing the damn tunnel scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJhAR8CFhOs
>>222983273>fuck your womenwrong decade buddy it went all downhill since the mid 2000sthey are all fat and on birth control/ssris raised on social justice anti white anti american bullshit
>>222983273>Hell, I like you>You can come over to my country and fuck my womenWhere are you from?
>>222986840>my womenIs every woman in america yours? I kneel, harem king.
>>222983233jewish summer camp was a common thing in jewish communities.
>>222983233Idk man. I’m just trying to survive >>222983256Honestly, I think it’s the same anon. The economy is shit everywhere. He posts this often, and will argue incessantly with anyone he thinks is American lol>t have family everywhere in Europe and Australia too
>>222987135Surely you exaggerate the extent of the camps.
>>222986531>Explain.You'd like that, wouldn't you, fag.
>>222983233Yeah if they're involved in church programs or already in scouting.
I went to young life camp one year. It was a Christian youth organization but the kind that just does like a 20 minute sermon followed by an hour of karaoke and comedy skits and whatnot. The camp was pretty sick. They had a lake with one of those blob things that you jump into and then a kid at the other end goes flying. And we all did an obstacle course in the woods one night that was fun.
>>222983233>Summer campI got shipped to my grandparents farm every summer.
>>222987006No, moron, it's just how you formulate the sentence in English. Where are you from?
>>222987417Maybe. Just tell.
>>222983233Maybe for a week, not all summer. I think that’s an east coast thing where upper class milfs ditch their kids for a summer of debauchery
>>222983722kek
>>222989437>upper class milfs ditch their kids for a summer of debaucheryreal life isn't a porno, anon
I never went to a sleepaway camp because I was a bedwetter until 12, and by then I wasn't interested and just wanted to dick around the house playing video games and surfing the web all summer
>>222989521What do you think they do? Go get overtime so their ex doesn’t have to pay alimony? It’s either that or they just go drink wine and hagmax.
>>222989735>What do you think they do?I don't think about what they do.>>222989657Shame. Especially when going at 13-16 could have been pivotal for your development, if any of these stories are to be believed.
>>222983233Yes, it was very common in the 90's because it was a quick and easy way to deal with kids during the summer years.We don't really have much now because now everyone's afraid their kid is gonna get molested.
>>222983722They have kosher camps
>>222983233Unlike shitjeets, Americans need to seek out areas without civilization
>>222989759>could have been pivotal for your developmentyou don't have to remind me I'm permanently stunted. posting here regularly reminds me enough of that already
>>222985342sounds way too familiar Camp Ladore?
>>222989837Sorry man, I wasn't trying to insult you, I was simply making an observation that's applicable to more people than just you.
>>222983482
>>222989759>I don't think about what they do.Ok well then from one thinker to one non-thinker, shut the fuck up.
>>222983256FPBP
>>222990035No. Make me.You're not a thinker. You're a coomer.
>>222990104Anon, women are the most self indulgent creatures on the planet, and I’m trying to answer ops question about why they ditch the kids for 3 months with complete strangers. Do you think they do it to build character or some other bullshit? They just want to go party, unless you have an alternative theory?
>>222983233i went to summer camp only for a weekend in 8th grade and had a lot of fun. i wouldve loved a whole summer, especially since my mom didnt really let me hang out with friends. i can definitely see hollywood writers being pissbabies about it probably because they went against their will and got picked on for being nerds.
>>222983273Here you go bro
>>222990280>Do you think they do it>you have an alternative theory?What about "I don't think about dumb, rich bimbos, or hypothesize whether they send their kids off to camp to swing or fuck the help" do you not understand?I'm not sexually thrilled by that abstraction, or intellectually stimulated by it. It doesn't enter my brain as a viable conception.
>>222990374>imagine the smell of chemically treated (yet unwashed) hair, tacky perfume, and cocoa butter
>>222983482>delusional boomer trying to impress autists on a basket-weaving forumlmao
>>222990376>I offer nothing to the conversation but I will bitch about those who do. This is what you literally sound like.
>>222990398They sometimes to wigs (weeves) and glue hair peices to their face too. Do you like the smell of baby powder? They have that in lotion form
