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>Harry Potter and the Unstoppable Inflation
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>AI generated food
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Bottom is more realistic chud
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Harry Potter and the economic consequences of Brexit
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An absurdly large feast is just too whimsical and magical. It's not like they're wizards.
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Top image is of the school feast
Bottom image is of breakfast before class

Can we stop these retarded threads now
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>>223023630
All their tax money was spent on covering up for pedophiles and arresting people for telling jokes on twitter
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>and it's seven-teen Knuts to a Sickle, Hagrid said.
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>>223023641
>leftist bootlickers still seething working class people stood up to the elite
Good. AfD and Marine le Pen are next rabbi
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>>223023633
they are wizards the employ house elves who belong in the magic school of conjuring
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>>223023593
bottom is authentic britbong cuisine
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>>223023644
why would they even need trays?! they do not carry the food, it appears on the table (teleports from the kitchen). and if they make a mess, it's trivial to clean it with magic. absolute abomination.
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>>223023593
Just like the Harry Potter video game that came out a few years ago. Remember that shit? You could design your own characer, but every possible combination looked like a mixed race mutt. You couldn't be a white person in that game. Look how fucking dysgenic Ron is. This was it, this was the last straw for me. Seeya guys
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>>223023673
thanks very cool ivan
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>>223023633
>this children's fantasy series needs more realism
???
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>>223023593
The fact they're eating off of trays like in a real normal cafeteria is somehow the most depressing part
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>>223023593
bottom doesn't look like they're at a feast usually around a holiday or event. It looks like regular lunch or breakfast.
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>>223023593
>headmistress Michelle Obama
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>>223023812
>But...Digmat Porio.
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>>223023812
what, do you mean that OP might be a disingenuous faggot?
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>1 egg
>2 slices of bread
wtf??
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>>223023593
Bottom is just depressing.
I honestly believe the lack of attention to sets and abundant use of greenscreen is a main reason of the decline of the modern film industry.
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It's quaint.

>you must wait 3 seconds.
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>>223023593
Just remember this image every time an actor says that the Ellisons shouldn't be allowed to buy Time Warner
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>>223023593
>you know the story about the magical school of magic that sounds so fucking fun compared to your real life boarding school where you have to watch out not to get raped and are fed slop?
>yeah well let's make Hogwarts more realistic, like the second case, that's what people want to see and imagine themselves enrolled in, right?
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>>223023713
default white guy looked germanish enough
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>>223023931
Everything must be made miserable, ugly and drab, to kill your mood and spirit.
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I fucking love when my escapist fantasy movies look just like my depressing real life
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>>223023593
one is brekky and one is din din you retarded fuck
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>>223023713
all gingers are dysgenic
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>>223023593
goblets are so/l
glasses are sovlless
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>>223024290
Why didn't they just get goblets.
Did they really just cheapout and go for generic glasses from some retail wholesaler.
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>>223023593
What do you expect? Bottom is unironically a fantasy in today's age
>school serving a full breakfast that's actually nice
Top is the equivalent of eating breakfast on the moon
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>>223024346
It's a story about wizards.
I don't care about realism, I want aesthetics.
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>>223024372
normies don't understand the appeal of fantasy and think it needs to reflect modern standards
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>>223023593
don't you know we're at WAR?
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>>223024290
>glasses are sovlless
Expensive glassware mogs your tin goblets
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>>223024406
looks tacky and vulgar
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>>223024406
I bet Mr Trump loves these
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>>223023673
>working class people stood up to the elite
By making the elites even richer and powerful?
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>>223024406
Vulgarian.
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>>223024372
You won't watch it either way though (except to shitpost about it) so why should anyone care what you want?
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>>223024452
I usually only watch stuff after a season ends so I'm never around for the /tv/ generals.
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>>223023593
Harry Potter and the Prison Rations
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>>223024452
based anon
kinda tired of bitching about the show too lets just bring it on and get it over with. Can't wait for the new scenes and cool new shit.
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Harry Potter and the twats in production who don't know how to light a set properly
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>>223023593
kek Ron just looks like a 10yo version of the sóyboy who sang that "not important" song
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It's depressing how bad movies and shows shot digitally look.
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>>223024437
How do you figure, retard for brains
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>>223024418
"Tacky" things used to be a sign of status. A commoner like you won't get it. Sad!
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>>223023593
So Warwick davis is repirsing his role I wonder how much worse he'll look
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>>223023593
why is the background so blurred, god I hate modern streaming cinematography
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>>223024559
It's the lack of blocking and real lighting that really fucks things up digital film isn't inherently bad if you know the short comings and compensate
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>>223023812
That spread still looks better than a soggy egg sandwich in a room where the lights don't work.
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>>223023593
Are they filming the castle interiors in Bath, England again? Primarily the great hall?
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i'd like to unstoppably inflate her iykwim
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>>223023593
someone posted in a previous thread about how the contemporary directing style is to just have everyone strike really exaggerated smiles to everything, as compared to the more natural smirk you see in the old one
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>>223024473
you are gay
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>>223024406
gaudy shit that screams nouveau riche
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>>223023593
>feast day vs. random school lunch
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>>223023980
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>>223024827
Mogged. Tin goblets are for losers.
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Britain is skint
They raised wizard taxes on the middle class again and all the remaining wizards with triple digit IQs have apparated
So public services need to be cut to pay for the doctrolls, law-elves and broomstick engineers that are coming in from india and africa
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>>223024953
you're a low class vulgarian but also pretentious at the same time, a horrible combination
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just rewatched order of pheonix for no reason
I really like how argumentative and prissy Harry is in this one, they should've written him to be this way in all the films
one of qualities I like about the books is how Harry is genuinly kind of a dickhead to everyone
his inner dialogue is obviously very nice and sensitive but a lot of the shit he says is just straight up rude, he acts like a shithead but he has a kind heart that only readers (and ron and hermione) know about
I really hope series leans more in that direction but I dont know how can you do that without inner narration

also Hermione has very nice hair in this movie
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>>223023593
Comparing celebratory fisting and breakfast is unfair
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>>223025004
>Giacomo (Jacopo) Verzelini, a Venetian glass maker moved to England in 1574 and was hired by Jean Carré, a French native and owner of the Crutched Friars Glasshouse. Carré died the following year, and in 1575, Verzelini was placed in charge of the glasshouse. The Crown gave him a 21-year monopoly on the making of Venetian glass in England. His interests were further protected by an embargo on the importation of glass from Venice.
A high end, expensive glassware, so important that the crown got involved in the business, is low class? What a loser. Lmao.
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>>223023695
>>223023811
The trays are so the nice wooden tables aren’t ruined by little shitheads who don’t respect wood. Even magic can’t get out water stains
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>>223025121
>celebratory fisting
sounds metal. I got dibs on hermoine
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>>223025110
I think there's a pretty straightforward middle-ground of just having a lot of his dialogue reflect his inner-thoughts.
Give him his sense of humour, his cockiness and arrogance. But also give him moments of vulnerability and empathy. It would also explain why Hermione and Ron are such good friends as opposed to just being the first people he met who happen to be in the same house.
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>>223024782
They probably take 15 shots of every scene
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>>223024727
Same shit as game developers, they figure spamming post processing effects will distract you from the fact that the end result is worse than the shit you saw 20 years ago.
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>>223023961
Got this game for free on Tim's notSteam platform. Maybe I should play it someday...
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>>223024727
Depth of field and going for large apertures is as old as photography itself, let alone cinema, you gigantic retard.
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>>223023713
>You could design your own characer, but every possible combination looked like a mixed race mutt. You couldn't be a white person in that game.
Lolwat? Me and my wife both made our characters resemble ourselves pretty easily.
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>>223025801
It's got that hyper digital sharp look to it that hbo loves. Probably shot on a REDgoy camera. That look is more suited to sci-fi shows, the charming 35mm film with beautiful tungsten lighting in the first 2 films was perfect to create a comfy magical world. Once again they show no understanding of honoring the source material
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>>223026073
Everything is about money. Nothing is about art
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I hope they just have some nuggies for the dinner scene
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>>223025698
Side content is lacking but it's still really cool to explore potter fan or not. The combat is also super fun in my opinion. You can get really creative and expressive bouncing people off the ground or flinging the back and forth through the air while juggling them with spells, environment objects and basic attacks. Spell management mid combat had a definite learning curve that was a bit clunky on console but there are mods on PC to make it easier to get into the rhythm of combat. Definitely worth a single playthrough if you have it just sitting there.
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Is it true the NuUK is obsessed with not portraying food waste, or is that just Taskmaster?
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>>223026073
That's just color grading, apply a shader if you don't like it and you won't ever have a complain about current-day era color grading ever again. We went through orange for a little while, then green for a decade, now it's blue. Next time will be magenta for all we know.
Learn to change it yourself on the fly, it's a click away.
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>>223026299
Nothing can replicate the look of true 35mm film, you can slap an instagram filter on it but that doesn't change the dynamic range, the texture of the shadows and highlights inherently baked into the footage. And nothing can replicate the warmth and glow of tungsten lighting either. All these things are being lost to time by confused zoomers who wonder why films don't look like they used to and then say things like what you just said
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>>223023593
>cast gets more “colorful”
>all other color is drained from the film
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>>223023641
Kek.
I hope the prawn-flavored crisps were worth it.
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>>223026072(me)
i'm latinx brown btw if that matters?
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>>223023593
harry Potter and the color blind cinematographer.
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>>223024664
The jobs that made it through Brexit the cleanest were bankers, insurance men, financiers, and stock traders because the City of London stayed a financial nexus and money can still flow in and out of it freely.
The ones that ate the most shit were manufactures and farmers because of increased customs overhead.
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>>223023900
Oracle is one of the worst companies ever.
Ellison could run a hotdog stand and turn it into a crime against humanity.
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>>223023593
>mfw I target mudbloods
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>>223023673
I'm glad brexit happened because it killed literally every other "leave EU" movement on the continent because it was such a shitshow.
both the right and the left in every other country in europe changed their tune after this disaster. even le pen and the afd are now on the "reform the EU" train. zero talk about leaving, or even leaving the eurozone. they got a hard realitycheck.

and britain will be back within the next 20 years anyways. the empire is dead and the US is an unreliable friend. like it or not, france and germany are your roommates and you gotta make it work somehow.
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>>223023593
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>>223027292
Why can't "they"do that?
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>>223026299
They picked colors based on the grading. Nothing more lazy than shooting something and slapping a filter on it like you are suggesting
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>>223027245
>bad faith negotiations
>London doubling down on every retarded policy imposed by Brussels
Nope, Mykhola. It's just how things are when a country happens to be a playground for WEF.
Give it a year or two, with even more green suicide, more inflation caused by energy prices, more German bullshit, more subservience to China, and you will see cracks in the very center of this pathological structure.
And while we're at it, I think it's time for mass deportations of your kind back to the place where you belong. To the front line in Donbas.
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>>223027046
retarded AI can't even make a proper toast sandwich.
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>>223025801
do you actually like the nausea inducing focus?
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>>223027470
It's prison food
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I don't remember, wasn't Snape the potion teacher in Philosopher's stone? From that trailer, are we getting a Nig Snape?
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>>223027478
It's so overused and out of place in 95% of shots
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HARRY, DID YOU CRASH THE ECONOMY
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>>223023641
lel
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>>223028897
>SIR YOU- KNOW- WHO CRASHED THE ECONOMY
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>>223023685
Modern society hates children and wants whats worst for them so bottom is definitely more accurate.
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>>223026608
>this still makes lefties seethe despite the NHS getting more than double this amount of money extra within a year of Brexit
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>>223029062
GRYFFINDOR LOSES 6 MILLION POINTS FOR ANTI-SEMITISM
Dumbledore kvetched calmly.
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>>223023593
I thought nu-harry looked bad, nu-ron is much worse, he has a punchable face like a mean kid who’s just pretending to be friend
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>>223023685
>they’ll have houseelf slaves in the series
It’s not allowed to show slavery without making it the central plot point all main characters are fighting against in 2026
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>>223023713
>everyone looks like mixed race mutts
You’re probably seeing yourself in them, stop with the self-hate
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if you look in the background behind Harry and Ron almost every kid in the HBO version is brown
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>>223027858
Yup they raceswapped Snape
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>>223029312
They're on the Hogwarts Legacy timeline, not the movie timeline.
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Say hello to your new Dobby!
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>>223023593
Harry Potter and the Incompetent DP
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>>223023633
more realistic to the brexit situation
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It's pretty realistic though just shows the enshittification of everything nowadays even affected Hogwarts
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>>223027292
Someone from mi5 is about to plant cp on your hard-drive
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>>223023641
third post best post
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>>223029121
probably because they aren't retarded
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>>223023593
Harry Potter and the flood of illegal immigrants crashing the Economy: Part 1
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excessive food introduces bad habits for children, creating 'we will take the lot' arrogant chads that no one wants to deal with other than more chads
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>>223031700
Didn't work for americans
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>>223025801
wow babby knows 2 photography terms and think he understands composition.
pro tip: shallow depth is for closeups/portraiture only.
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Harry Potter and the soon to be lost falkland islands
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>the past wasn't better Chud you just have nostalgia goggles on!
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>>223023713
Not even slightly true. I think you're just mad because every time you tried to design the character after yourself it came out mixed race looking. Might just be that you're not full white anon.
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>>223025205
It quite literally can but you're probably right that it's a decision by the set dresser who doesn't want the nice tables ruined by an water ring.
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>>223023593
>>223023650
>>223023643
kek
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>>223023593
>This bland dull lighting
>The prision trays
>The 1 dollar plastic cups
>The disgusting british style breakfast slop
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>>223033174
And the series had a budget that was probably a trillion dollars too.
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>>223023593
This is genuinely so depressing. This bright warm hall being replaced by a cold sterile little room, illuminated with a blue light. Not even talking about the food here, but that is depressing too. I am not watching this. It would just make me sad.
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top looks gross too
that ugly pile of sweaty chicken, ugh
do bongs really
just leaving that shit to fester and grow bacteria
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>>223024434
Of course, but Trump has a unique brand of autism that has made him the most powerful, successful, and influential man in the world and indeed all of living history, so he's allowed a few eccentricities. You on the other hand have no excuse, as you've only brought failure to everything you've touched. I mean that's why you ended up here squatting in a children's movie thread suddenly steaming about Trump out of nowhere. Reprioritize?
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>>223023593
Why is this image even more ridiculously jpegized than the last time you posted it? You already saved it from X Formerly Twitter once, why reprocess it again?
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>>223033174
>sausage
>fried egg
>toast

if that's slop, what in fuck's name would not be slop?
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>>223023644
>Be Wizard that can do amazing bullshit
>Can't even properly toast bread for kid's breakfast
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>>223034329
They are literal NPC goblins. They do not have actual white adult male brain power. They just know "slop" is a "power word" like black voodoo magic and try to throw it at everything like monkeys marking territory.
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>>223023593
Can't they just create magic beans or bread that fills you with a single bite?
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>>223027323
because the drywall sets are too cheap to properly light
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>>223027292
>>223027323
Everything is dark because it will better hide the use of AI
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>>223026354
Okay so wheres your 35mm movie? Anyone can make a pro production with an iphone. But who's going to make amateur content with a 35mm
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>>223034381
They can, but students like Nevile or Crabbe would balloon to be larger than the castle by Halloween.
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>>223034381
why would anyone want that? if you had magic you should make food that doesn't fill you at all, so you can be in flavor country forever
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>>223034365
Its repeating what marketing tells them to. Which unironically is this entire thread.
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>>223034587
Addiction
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>>223034320
Why do they look like goblin in the bottom pic
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>>223034614
Congrats, you're just now realizing that "magic" is all about having reward without any effort/responsibility/sacrifice. It's just an endless dopamine glut. Fine in small snippets of fantasy, but pathologically fixating on developing this into an entire universe of escapism is where developmental problems begin.
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>>223023593
>Literal cash cow
>Cheap out on the costumes SFX and lighting
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>>223023593
Harry, wanna go to the Yankees game tonight?
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>>223034769
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>Top has goblets
>bottom has normal ass glass cups
the whole point is that the wizards are very different from muggles to the point they see muggles with a lot of curiosity, why are they failing so hard in capturing the actual fun part of the wordlbuilding?
It's not like the books are any good, couldn't they have learned better lessons from the movies?
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>>223023593
Is the left chinese? Also is the right a muppet?
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>>223026299
zoomer moment
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>>223025189
>Lmao
call of the assmad
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goddamn cool color lighting bullshit
looks like they're in some dingy boarding school
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>>223026560
>Tie yourself to an organisation
>There are complications when you leave
Damn. Tell the slavs to go back to the Soviets. Z.
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>>223025189
Cognac used to be high class too
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>>223035264
did they cast that lady who looks like a tranny to own the chuds?
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>>223023630
actually they teleport it from the kitchens
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>teleports my poo to the poo room
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>>223023643
Lol. Tell those leftist niggers
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>>223025189
>tHe cRoWn
Ahh a bong glorifies being property.
Here's what your crown has done for you.
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>>223023673
>conservative thinsk that voting to cut taxes for billionaires makes you anti elite
Kill yourself.
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>>223023641
Bre-enter in 5 years
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>>223023713
>designed a character that looks like himself
>it turned out looking like a mystery meat mutt
>blames the game
Anon...
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>>223024437
>>223026560
>brexit makes britain poorer
>this somehow makes elites richer
???
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>>223027858
Would be weird to have a white man involved with drugs in 2026
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>>223034587
disgusting glutton
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>>223023593
>still not having the REAL bri'ish breakfast
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>>223037005
lmao you jack off fantasizing over a children's movie where magic wands can do anything without effort or risk
your entire life is a moral failure lol
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>>223023593
They really found the most soulless looking ginger in the world for Ron. His eyes are like black holes.
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>>223034561
It's just bad
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>>223023673
The UK only got woker and more draconic, hardly a win.
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>>223023593
the banana takes you out of it instantly. looks like college dining hall. wtf were they thinking?
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>>223037105
**The Great Hall, 8:00 AM**

Ron aggressively dabs a paper napkin over a plate overflowing with black pudding, fried bread, fried bread *again*, three dripping sausages, and a solitary, oil-soaked tomato.

"Yo, Harry, I’m not gonna lie, this fry-up is lowkey bussin' fr fr," Ron says, gesturing with a fork laden with congealed baked beans. "Proper grub, innit? None of that fruit salad rubbish."

Harry squints through greasy glasses, poking a charred slab of pig blood. "Ay bruv, it’s absolute gas, no cap. But my arteries are taking a mad L right now. Look at this bacon—it’s literally dripping grease, ain't it? 'Ate healthy stuff, love me lard. Simple as."

"Ong, bro," Ron scoffs, shoving half a slice of fried bread into his mouth. "Imagine eating muesli. Pure brainrot. Snape was glazin' the oats yesterday, talkin' 'bout 'fiber and vitality.' Bro is completely cooked. This plate right here? Absolute peak performance, senpai."

"Nah, he’s capping so hard," Harry chuckles, taking a bite of sausage. "This banger hits different, no cap. Though my heart is doing a whole-ass beatboxing routine after two bites. S-tier flavor, F-tier survival rate."

"Skill issue, mate," Ron grins, pouring a quarter-inch of brown sauce over his eggs. "Eat up, or Malfoy’s gonna think you’re a total NPC."
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>>223023673
>AfD and Le Pen aren't jew owned
kek
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>>223037105
lush
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>>223024727
>>223027478
it's anamorphic lens abuse
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>>223027245
Le this
If the third/second largest economy in Europe gets fucking wrecked by it, pretty much any half intelligent Italian has now realized we'd be even more fucked if we tried it
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>>223036807
>retarded faggot seeths even more
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>>223027292
Wow
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>>223037105
Is the blood sausage any good?
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>>223029121
>NHS get more because of covid
>this is a win for chuds

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-nhs-bus-farage-nick-bloom-b3044359.html
>infamous claims made by the Leave campaign that Brexit could free up £350m a week to spend on the NHS, in a controversial slogan emblazoned across the side of a battle bus, were “exactly and perfectly wrong”.
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>>223025698
Its not bad if you go in with no expectations. Its fun to run around the castle and explore, or just fly across the scottish highlands.
You will spend the entire game wishing you were playing Bully: Hogwarts instead.
Proof of how retarded WB games is that they released it, it sold pretty well, reviewed well enough despite the kerfuffle and manufactured tranny outrage, but they never released any DLC and all the news I've heard of the sequel is that they want to make it an online live service game.
One of the most trash inventory/gear systems I've ever seen in a video game where they contantly throw a bunch of gear at you that might do .01% more damage against goblins when the moon is out, or something you have to identify which is just having to go back to the room of requirement to find out that its a .01% damage to boglins that are colored blue, and you have finite inventory space, so you're constantly having to fast travel back to town to sell off your vendor trash for money you don't need.
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>>223036627
There's no fucking way that is real holy shit
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>>223027245
>and you gotta make it work somehow
That doesn't require the EU though. You can have specific deals with specific countries without accepting an internationalist bloc controlling your economic, border, and regulatory policies.
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>>223036807
>liberal retard thinks that importing more cheap labor for billionaires makes you anti elite

You people are literally only pro working class because the global working class is mostly non white
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>>223027292
NOOOOOOO STOP IT GOY YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING WE DIDNT INTEND FOR YOU TO ENJOY OUR MEDIA LIKE THAT
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BECKFAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcoGKS6a5L0
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>>223027292
now I can clearly see that hogwarts is at least 50% indian
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iirc, every meal in hogwarts was like top where there's a lot of variety and it was only in order of the phoenix or when dumbledore died that the food went to shit because the school was "broke". the food stuff was also a part of that lame subplot with hermione and the house elves.
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Why the fuck is this show even happening
It's just going to be thought of as shit compared to the movies
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>>223038215
>Why the fuck is this show even happening
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So Dumbledore was always just cool with having slaves make their food or what, is this guy supposed to be a moral beacon?
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>>223023812
They were so lucky with Emma, she could have ended up looking weird like most child actresses, must have being her French blood that saved the day.
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>>223023641
Millions must go and YWNBAW
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>>223038938
They enjoy being slaves. Like Indians.
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>>223034533
>HBO
>world's biggest IP other than Pokemon
>amateur content
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>>223023593
All fault of capitalism by the way. Which faggots on this board love for some reason
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>>223023931
How else is cattle supposed to rElAtE? What about mUh ReLaTaBiLiTy, ever thought about that?
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>the modern "can't see shit" depressing lighting in every fucking screenshot I've seen

Could they literally not wait until the last parts where everyone dies and it all goes to shit, they had to do this from the start? Where everything is generally jolly and magical cause it's meant for younger children?
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>>223034561
Nothing will beat Dumby clapping half-arsedly for other students and then wholeheartedly for Harry, biased motherfucker
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>>223027245
You are politically illiterate and fully propagandized.
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>>223039269
When I'm in a favouritism competition and my opponent is Albus Dumbledore
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With all the books already written and all the events well known, do you think actresses for Hermione, Lavender and Ginny already dread having to snog Harry the Dyke and Ron the Soulless in the future? Could this be the true reason why the first Ginny actress left?
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>>223039758
>harry potter and the androgynous child
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WATCH HBO HARRY POTTER
STARRING...
A little 90-year-old woman with severe Progeria as Harry Potter.
Johnny Somali as Professor Snape.
RuPaul as Professor McGonagoggles.
Matt Lucas as Dumbledore.
Hannah Gadsby as Madam Hooch.
Keir Starmer as her twin brother Argus Filch.
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>>223038215
It's almost the same time between this and the first movie than between the "unbeatable" Chronicles of Narnia BBC tv series and the first movie.
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>>223023673
AfD and Le Penn are far more pro-Zionist than the existing German and French governments, even if domestically they’re right wing. It’s why tucker Carlson and fuentez told Europeans to vote for the Green Party because they’re pro-Palestinian
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>>223034839
Yeah because Jews didn’t own Hollywood in 2001

In fact there’s less Jewish representation now in Hollywood vs back then. 80s-2000s was the peak of Jewish Hollywood power. Jaws to TFA.
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>>223039758
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>>223039883
And that girl that they wanted us to think was brown even though she's actually just tan as Hermione.
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>Black Snape

It sounds like a dave chappelle skit.
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>>223027046

What is this thing?
What demonic entity was summoned to allow it to exist on this Earthly plane?
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>>223039758
Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that. Must be really weird for a bunch of 11 year old kids meeting each other for the first time and already knowing which ones you're going to have to portray a romance with.
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>>223023593
They are having a full-course dinner.
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>>223039974
>He's teaching the kids to make a "potion" which turns out to be just cooking meth
It really writes itself.
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>>223023593
Harry Potter and the Colorblind DEI Hire Doing the Color Grading.

FFS, it's all sickly green and piss yellow.
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>>223039974
I feel that’s an important plot point to why Dumbledore won’t let him teach Defense Against the Dark Arts
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>>223039997
im not watching it. i refuse to watch it. its going to be shit. everyone knows it. yet people will still hatewatch it out of curiosity. i WONT though.
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>>223040028
HBO: bringing you the dark, gritty reality of the wizarding world.
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>>223027292
Absolutely colormogged. Maybe the shot would now need a potted pot somewhere in the back for a bit of refreshing green, but otherwise, spectacular improvement.
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HARRY PORTAPOTTY AND THE RINGS OF POO POWER.

AN AMAZON / HOMOMAX COPRODUCTION.
Pushing the Fans away from Fantasy.
Making certain your Expectations are EX-Girlfriend tier experiences.
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>>223023593
Those children are sooooooo ugly and uncanny i want to beat them to death with a hockey stick, just fucking whack their gross sissy little skulls, smashing them like grapes and obliterating their demonic weird faces.
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>>223023593
The banana is actually hilarious. It implies that the house elves are flying in fruit
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>>223040122
They have fucking magic dude. I'm sure they can grow a banana tree in England. Or even just conjure up a banana.
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>>223040122
>they have house elf slaves that make all this food in the basement and teleport it to the table
>if they don't do a good enough job (like Op's bottom pic) they probably get lashings

Jesus fucking christ Rowling...
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This quick scene about House Goldberg will always be my favorite
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>>223040154
I've read the books a lot. I don't think I remember Harry enjoying a pineapple or a couple of coconuts either
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Harry Potter and the complimentary continental breakfast
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>>223023641
lmao
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>>223023593
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>>223040199
if I knew AI I'd ask it to remake this scene with those HP jew goblins
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>>223037845
I don't get why people (like you) get so irrationally angry about multilateralism, and insist that bilateralism is the only way international relations should be done.
Oh no! Your nation's elevator safety certifications are done abroad! The West has fallen!
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>>223036934
Even if they aren't richer, your money men are the only ones that are still rich. Because capital doesn't care about borders as much as cargo.
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>>223039926
>Support the "people" who committed the 9/11 Islamic terror attacks, bro.
No. Fuck Boomer Carlson and fuck that wetback faggot.
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>>223034284
There is zero reason to think Trump is autistic
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>>223042421
Who do you think committed 9/11?
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>>223024782
"This time, let's try happier and with your mouth more open"
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>>223042437
NTA; my personal theory is that Trump being a teetotaler makes him bored and unfulfilled all the time.
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>>223037117
>>223034697
Calm the fuck down George.
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>>223042629
Lmao i meant to post another image fuuuuuck
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>>223023633
>realistic
It's literally a show about magic
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>>223039114
>I can't import me sex arses cause of them bleedin pakis
enjoy the next heat wave, rupert
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>>223027245
>I'm glad this organization with unelected officials from other countries rules over me
This is why we americans look down on you.
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>>223043482
He's a leftist bootlicker lying

Anti EU movements are growing, the main anti-eu party of Germany just won a big election

Democracy is coming back and leftists will cry
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>>223042648
it's funny because Kate Stark comes back from the dead in the books
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>>223042648
He pulls the same shit but it's not as pseudo-religous as Gandalf returning from the after life like an angelic being.
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>>223043508
2 more weekerinos
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>>223023874
what's the issue?
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>>223039095
She was lovely. It was great growing up alongside her.
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>>223043819
Actually the results came out yesterday and it's still in the news

This is what happens when leftists try to use /pol/ memes
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>>223023633
>You can accept wizards, dragons, moving paintings, ghost but you can't accept a balanced breakfast for fit a 12 year old. Why are you do bigoted?
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>>223023593
bottom is what theyd feed me in a mental ward. lmao talk about predictive programming
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>>223023633
They should be eating bugs instead to save the environment
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>>223043979
It's egg on toast on toasts
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>>223044277
FUCK
>It's egg on toast not toasts
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>>223023593

bro wtf is this? that looks like a prison meal
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>>223024953
this might be a better look on you mate
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>>223025110
It makes sense, he's an abused child who didn't really have a chance to learn a lot of social rules and behaviors. It's also why lesbian aunt Harry doesn't work, he doesn't at all look like he had a shitty childhood, he looks like an extremely sheltered faggot with 26 vaccines in the butt who religiously observes queer studies along with his 2 moms.
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>>223039974
Black Snape will be the funniest shit when he'll get rejected (d'uh, no shit) by Lily
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>>223023673
>stood up
(((Working class))) kicked out europeans and elites replaced them with niggers and pakis.
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Sorry, all money went to help us fight Russians! Thank you!

send more cunts
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>>223045680
>he thinks they won't make harry's father black too
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>>223045999
>Considering Harry, Lily cheated him for a BWC
Even funnier
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>>223023593
if they can magic up food why dont they solve world hunger
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>>223046177
I asked godfags the same question
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>>223045738
Working class people stood up to the elite while leftist bootlickers still beg for the EU to rule them and defend immigrants
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>>223046177
They literally can't, it's explained in the books many many times as one of the things magic specifically can't make. They're magic'ed from the kitchens to the great hall.
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>>223027245
I'm glad Brexit happened because soon the British """people""" will be rightfully Balkanized and lose their right to self-determination
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>>223046346
This has to be bait, even bootlickers don't pretend being slaves to the EU is for self determination
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>>223023812
Emma is so hot bros
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>>223023673
Why would a rabbi be upset over his controlled opposition gaining power?
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>>223046669
You tried this no u already, leftist bootlicker
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>>223046486
The best outcome for Britain would have been either a) a less autistic Brexit that let them maintain trade relations while severing them from the Schengen area or b) some kind of mutual exit with other countries that wanted out of the EU

Instead the UK got the worst of both worlds.
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>we have to stay in the rotten EU economic zone because... uhhh...
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>>223046684
Believe it or not but most people aren't congenitally deaf mixed race retards and are able to pick up on Weidel and Le Pen gushing for judaism.
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>>223042421
>the "people" who committed the 9/11 Islamic terror attacks
The Israelis, the Republicans and the Saudis? All of whom Iran is btfoing presently.
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>>223046319
well isnt that convenient. you can do all this crazy shit, teleport and break causality, but you cant ever make food.
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>>223046756
>"Europe forces immigrants on us!"
>*leaves*
>Finally we're free! We can do whatever we want, which of course is to double the amount of immigration.
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>>223023673
if you voted for it then you didn't stand up or fight for anything

they presented it to you
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>>223046787
So you admit immigration is being pushed by the jewish elite?
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>>223047494
Britian has less than Germany and France, but standing up to the EU elite was just one step (which leftist bootlickers were against)
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>>223046718
The best outcome was working class people standing up the elite, which happened

The state was always going to fuck it up out of spite and punish people brave enough to push back
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>>223023641
KEK
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>>223047494
yea they were betrayed by the EU crowd
is that supposed to be an argument in your favor?
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>>223047564
>Sure we said we were going to have less immigration after brexit and the completely opposite of what we said would happen ended up happening, but at least it could be worse.
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Why are you guys seething about Brit bongs
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>>223024434
President Trump
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>>223026299
>change shaders on a prerendered feature film

Adjusting your picture settings isnt changing shaders zoom zoom
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>>223026608
I feel second hand embarrassment when I see Benedick Cuminsnatch's acting in this webm
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>>223047684
They said they'd have legal control over the borders which is true

You know it's true which is why you leftists are seething about whites standing up to the elite
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>>223026299
>shader
Off yourself
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>>223047821
He's not a great actor anyway and here he had to contain his hate for the working class
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>>223047539
>everyone who disagrees with my milquetoast conservatism is a immigration-loving lib and has a duty to prove their ideological purity to me
Smdh. The jews are pushing migration, and voting for their "let them in as long as they're based and redpilled" parties aren't going to change that.
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>>223037656
8% GDP would have made the UK the best performing nation in the EU by a comically impossible margin.

All of these analysts have been left with egg on their face now that the UK is outperforming comparable EU nations.
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>>223047939
what comparable EU nations?
greece?
italy?
spain?
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>>223047733
Soon to be corpse Trump
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>>223047973
France and Germany are the closest to the UK in terms of economy
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>>223047866
Now that you say it, he really isn't. He's great at playing characters that look down on other people but I guess it doesn't require much acting to just be yourself.
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>>223048046
france? sure
germany? absolutely fucking not, they're the second strongest economy in the west next to america
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>>223027979
Anon, it's not "overused." That and dark colour grading are done intentionally to lower the bitrate needed for streaming.
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Top is actual wizarding school
Bottom is normal depressing english boarding school
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>>223047927
Funny how nothing I said was conservative, but keep worshipping your jewish elite, leftist bootlicker
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>>223048244
>done intentionally to lower the bitrate needed for streaming.
Big if true
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>>223048211
Germany just voted for the AfD, who are the main anti-eu and anti-immigrantion party though, and even then they gain nothing from the EU but power over smaller economies

Guess that's good if you're a leftist who hates the working class
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>>223048358
>Germany just voted for the AfD
Not Germany, just one region. And guess who's the head of the AfD there? A fucking lesbian who """married""" an immigrant woman.
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>>223048382
Which country was the region in, jew worshipping leftist?
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>>223048434
If you think AfD are right wing I can only laugh at you all the more. Remember that Brexit was also an "anti-immigrant" move. The result was flooding the country with even more browns.
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>>223048434
>>223048501
Or how about the "ultra right wing" prime minister of Japan? Who then immediately after being elected went "Indian immigrants don't count, tee hee."
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>>223039997
Only thing AI is good for
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>how do i make this about politics
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>>223037293
>"Skill issue, mate,"
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>>223048501
>>223048519
Why did you answer the question rabbi? Why desperately change the subject?

See >>223047608
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>>223048211
>VW cutting 50k jobs

it's going great hans
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>>223048701
Reminder they recently invited the president of Syria and sucked his dick extra hard, then begged for a deal so he'll accept some of those "refugees" back.
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>>223035264
Why are the kids walking into the Red Wedding?
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>>223039997
Even Voldemort is like ''Jesus at least eat something good''. Grim.
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>>223039758
I feel bad for them. They don't deserve this.
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>>223048836
when I read the first 4 books before the first movie was announced, my head version was much darker, like an old abandoned castle, not with lights and piles of food and shit. More like Harrenhal in HOTD.
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>>223048988
>>223048836

The great hall in the movies was actually based off of the Christ Church college dining hall. It's notably brighter in real life but then the college is in a spread out school grounds rather than a castle and was designed to let lots of light in.



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