Arthouse & ClassicsAndydition>QotDHow would you rank Sarris' "Pantheon Directors" from The American Cinema from best to worst?>BonusIf you were to construct a directors' pantheon for your country's cinema who would be in it?Previous: >>223006514
Queen of /film/
>>223028518>That explains it. He was Mizoguchi's secret weapon and the inventor of bleach bypassing (chemical process that involves desaturating colors but amping the contrast in film stock) It was used in a handful of Japanese movies from that era but only reached Hollywood in the mid 80s.they wrote about him in the 1960s, but yes it didnt caught on outside Japan until 1984 (with 1984)https://theasc.com/article/kazuo-miyagawa-cinematography-techniques/
>How would you rank Sarris' "Pantheon Directors" from The American Cinema from best to worst?Post the list
>>223028518>He was Mizoguchi's secret weapon and the inventor of bleach bypassing[...]That's damn cool. I didn't know
>>223028607
>>223028606DOP Roger Deakins brought back the bleach bypass
thinking about that one scene in the piano teacher and being vividly reminded of an ex insisting she eat my ass out of nowhere one time back in 2017
>>223028664LangSternbergFord MurnauHawksKeaton OphulsRenoirGriffithHitchcock ChaplinWellesLubitschFlaherty
>>223028664>ChaplinHis films are so boring, was that what was considered humor back in the day? Because nowadays they just look dumb.
>>223028747You look dumb.
>>223028687it's more colorful and warm than other Daiei dramas from its era, they worked with very few lamps and slow ASA film, it's all hard lights with lots of flags
>>223028756whoops, meant for >>223028521
>>223028753No, I'm just not a pseud like you who thinks "hurr old good, new bad". I laugh much harder watching Tropic Thunder than any Chaplin film.
Toshiro Mifune was supposed to play Obi-Wan, is he even fluent in English? That would've been so strange. Now that I think about it there isn't a single Asian Jedi.
>>223028606>https://theasc.com/article/kazuo-miyagawa-cinematography-techniques/>As we watched Miyagawa at work on his current color film, Ukikusa [Floating Weeds], he was using only 450 foot-candles of illumination on a well-lit interior. For color productions either Eastman or Agfa film is used, he said.>Because most of the sets are diminutive, it is often a problem to find enough space to wedge in lights; many times electricians hand-hold fill lights, because there is little or no room for mounting the lamps on standards.>Frequently a tripod will not fit on a Japanese set. Miyagawa, like many other Japanese cinematographers, uses a series of triangular frameworks of wood for mounting the camera at the varying heights he requires. >Miyagawa was working with a Mitchell NC [Newsreel Camera] instead of the Hollywood standard, the BNC. To deaden camera sounds, a Barney was invariably used. When more ‘”blimping'” was needed, an assistant threw a blanket over the camera.>Miyagawa never had to worry about mike boom shadows simply because no conventional mike boom was used. Japanese sound men, since the very early days of sound, have taped their microphones to bamboo poles and lowered them into the sets from the catwalks overhead.>Saturdays and Sundays are also work days on the Japanese lots. Many films at Daiei are allotted a straight 45-days schedule from the time the camera first turns until the film is ready for showing. Nothing short of disaster ever stops these schedules.>The Japanese need approximately only 50 prints for their distribution, he said, while larger countries like the U.S. usually require hundreds. As a result, the Japanese use the original negative for release printing, increasing the chances for better tonal quality in the final prints.it's great when they cram so much detail in these articles
>>223028889> is he even fluent in English?not reallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1COT5g8c7c
>>223028889Go ahead, speak a lil chinese for 'em Obi-wan
>>223028687Shit That Never Happened Made Up by an Unemployed Bitch Ass Larping Nigga: The Movie
>>223028769>Chaplin>Most famous and popular figure in the history of comedy cinema >"You're a pseud if you like him"
>>223028687Your ex was a black man and he took you by force, got it.
I've heard it tastes like copper.
some of you guys gotta learn not to respond to bait.
>>223029070Harperfag knows from experience, believe me.
>>223028664Some of these are not American, and while Murnau worked in the US for quite a while Renoir doesn't fit at all, he made like 3 or 4 movies in the US, no? Most of his output is French.
>>223029089This site is one of the few freedom of speech sites on the net, not responding to bait would be like passing on free real estate.
>>223029016My point is that he was only funny to people in the 50s or so, nowadays his films are not funny anymore for our generation, you can't honestly tell me you feel any amusement at them, it's and outdated form of humor.
>>223028518I've honestly never understand the animosity toward Choli's grippers, acting as if she were the daughter of Michelle Yeoh rather than Jane Birkin. >>223028980Oh it happened, Rodrigo
>>223029159Rodrigo gave it to you? L000000000L
>>223029176K3K
>>223029106Take it up with Sarris.
What is Rodrigo's top 10?
>>223029239she's never stated publicly as far as im aware.
>>223029176>>223029221Seems like I struck a nerve calling you that. Feeling manic tonight, I'm guessing?
>>223029176>>223029221O K3KSTA
>>223028664Looks about right. I'd add Sirk cos he flips high society upside down more than Lubitsch. The use of soap opera makes its enjoyers COMPLICIT in upholding the hierarchy.
Might kms soon. Whats a good flick for this feel?
>>223029351Rodrigo struck a nerve in your ass? WTF!?
>>223028606Miyagawa was known as a genius, but how secret can he be when he shot Rashomon that put J movies on the map?? Mizoguchi without him still made compelling drama about women being dragged down by deadweight men every time they try to pull up their boot straps.
>>223029426Enter the Dragon.
>>223028664>>223029106>Some of these are not AmericanMOST of them are not American. I presume he means "filmmakers in the American mode/style", as Sarris was a student of Cahiers, and "European cinema" to them meant Neorealism, Dreyer, and Bresson.
>>223029426It's a Bundyful Life (1989)
How do you interpret the ending of Rashomon? Was it a hopeful ending where the man who takes the baby is actually a good guy? Or a sad one where the man was actually lying and have darker motives for taking the baby? When I first watched it the man's smile at the end felt kinda sinister to me, it definitely gave off the vibe that he was up to no good, but watching it again these days in high definition his smile barely even changes, it doesn't really give any bad vibes, maybe we're supposed to actually believe in him, huh.
American Neorealism
>>223029562Hopeful because of the music that plays as he walks away with the baby. Kurosawa was never a subtle guy.
>>223029586American Jazzcorehttps://youtu.be/tPT-RPTfJzw
>>223028664Most of them were very talented, sure. But I think Lang and Welles were operating on a different level compared to the rest of the list. Shame Murnau died so young.
>>223029445I was talking about the bleached negative technique. The italians also invented a bleach pass but that was on the interpositive, I believe.
Hawks hangoutWelles onerFord poetic
>>223029124I do, i like the physical stuff, all the factory bits in Modern Times are good.
1. The Life of Oharu (1952) - Mizoguchi2. Germany Year Zero (1948) - Rossellini3. True Heart Susie (1919) - Griffith4. Sunrise (1927) - Murnau 5. The River (1951) - Renoir6. Ivan the Terrible (1944-1946) - Eisenstein7. L'Atalante (1934) - Vigo8. Day of Wrath (1943) - Dreyer9. Monsieur Verdoux (1947) - Chaplin10. Mr. Arkadin AKA Confidential Report (1955) - WellesThoughts on my top 10, /film/?
>>223029287She probably has the worst taste imaginable.
>>223029927it do be like dat doe
>>223030061
>>223029539Anon, he means filmmakers working in America.
>>223030030I know this is Rivette right from the first one.
>>223029562Was it the carpenter? It was a gainfully employed guy who contributes to society, so he would provide the needful to the bebe. I only remember the rape sequence the most, JFC!
>>223030030>>223030096Rivette being so stylistically indebted to Preminger and Hawks but not including either in his 1962 top 10 is an absolute meme.
>>223029871>bleached negativeThat sounds wrong because the bleach bypass technique involves NOT bleaching the film or using less bleach than normally. You mean unbleached negative.
>>223029749/film/ snob eat shit!https://youtu.be/79rHMifBODs
>>223030111What about Fassbinder always going on about Sirk but then not having any Sirk in his top 10.
>>223030121maybe I'm wrong, I'm not sure
>>223029927Fordov*
>>223030241Normally, color film always gets bleached. Miyagawa's innovation was using much less bleach than what would typically be used. You can try it out for yourself if you ever attempt to develop your own color film photos. It's fun to experiment and see how different levels of bleach bypass affect the image.
>>223028540
>>223030544koreans are seething
>>223030030Did you time travel from 70 years ago by chance?
Blown away by the emotion in this shot from Au Hasard Balthazar. Bresson is such a genius!
>>223030644>emotive acting>in a Bresson joint
>>223030681For five minutes… Could you not be yourself… FOR FIVE MINUTES?
>>223030580Based Nanako.
>>223030580>Lee Chang-dongThat's gotta be a Harry Potter character.
>>223030966Back when Criterion ruled
>>223030966The only Criterion DVD i have is Two-Lane Blacktop which i got as a gift for my 15th birthday.
>>223031119>Two-Lane BlacktopIn my mind, I'm going to Carolina…
Cinema is only an industry of escapism because it is the only place where memory is enslaved.
>>223032045https://youtu.be/Txl43emlhzMThis will always make me laugh, especially his god awful italian.
>>223031340https://youtu.be/2NfcSRErbGI
>>223032239His nazi stuff is probably his weakest stuff.
>>223028544BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim made an Elizabeth Holmes documentary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI
I wonder to myself out loud sometimesI spoke this post out loudlet the kino speak louder
>>223033224Fuck off you jobless performative faggot
>>223033247Me? I'm gainfully employed. In fact you can tell by my logs. If you do you research you will be able to tell the years in which I was unemployed and those in which I was employed. This requires a mind though, which doubtless you have, as all children of God do - GEIST, MIND, NOUS, INTELLECTUS, ATMAN, SOUL, SPIRIT. But sadly it seems you like the brain to meaningfully interact with the world around you, so I would not expect you to do this.
I watched Serra's Birdsong (2008) last night. I enjoyed it. Particularly Serra's depiction of angels. I venture to guess he was inspired by Pasolini's Gospel of St. Matthews. KINOHEADS, respond to this post with your favorite depictions of angels in the cinema. Another depiction that comes to mind is that in Lynch's Fire Walk with Me.
>>223030966never cared for this or shock corridor
The angels will return, and when you see the one that's meant to help you, you will weep with joy.
O SOMETIMESI FEELLIKE A MOTHERLESS CHILD
>smoothbrain doing damage control yet again>>223032186Love it <3
>>223033286>if you do researchno one is going to spend time researching your film logs you dense faggot
>>223033368this would be the one that comes to mind.
>>223032970I find her irresistibly attractive in that clip.
>>223033376watch more Fuller kinowatch The Steel Helmet, watch White Dog, watch Run of the Arrow
>>223030583Kino
>>223033605Yeah yeah yeah, tell Rodrigo to treat you better and love it <3
>>223033686good selectionthinking of putting a list together
Talk little bitch, the ending to the movie is the same.
New Orleans schizo hours?
>>223036275Dying feels good.
>>223036288Lol, you're not a character, you're just psychopathic, right?
>>223036363I'm a killer.
Oopsie!
I’m regretting I didn’t get anything from these street vendors the other day who clearly had just acquired out some old actor’s estate. Boxes of vintage 70s film books, Godard, Eisenstein, Chekhov, Bergman, Soviet film history, silent film history. Feels bad.
/film/ rule #40: no cutting yourself
>>223036940Guess the cooks among us are failing this one.
>>223036940Good thing I loathe needles and razor blades.
>>223036674Were you out of money or did you pass on it out of sheer stupidity?
>>223036428Been staring at this for three minutes, cannot make out what it is, zooming in didn't help any.
>>223037228Oh, it was just a happy accident :)
She Hate Me
>>223037214I’m not working so I rationalized not buying them because of that, also as an aspiring rather than experienced cinephile I told myself if I really cared I should watch the films first instead of adding even more to my huge backlog of unread books. Maybe I’ll see them again or maybe they’ll end up with someone that needs them.
>>223037228Blood on sheets
>>223037228Nutella in a plastic bag.
>>223037228It's a still from Walker, zoomed in on Lee's sweat dripping clothes.
>>223037228Yeah, that's actually the surface of Mars when looked at through a telescope in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
>>223037228It's from the opening kill in Suspiria where you can see Pat's beating heart get stabbed.
I'm not a killer btw, just an angry larper.
>>223037798Oh yeah.>>223037697Looks more like a packet of goiabada.
>>223037431Very reasonable.
I was just now watching Bad Lieutenant (1992) on /film/'s recommendation, when all of a sudden I was suddenly and rudely subjected to two straight minutes of Harvey Keitel's unshod member. Explain yourselves.
>>223038012Well, it's just a dude playing with some women, what did you expect, a censored dick?
>>223038012We all have penises, anon.
>>223038012Consider yourself blessed. I tried watching Sweet Sweetback's Badass Revenge tonight.
>>223038384The real shitting scenes are brutal, man. What's up with the dude just wiping his ass once and then pulling his pants up lol? What a psychopath.
>>223028769That's because you're dumb. To pretend you aren't dumb is pretentious.
>>223030934das rayciss
>>223038406kek Bill (BEE-YULE) was something. Straight out of the shower too. I still have 50 minutes to go but I called it for tonight; child grooming and niggas pooping is not what I was expecting.
>>223038608Well, it was more of a child fucking a prostitute, still bizarre af, I guess.
>>223033880Modernity.
Why doesn't Nanako like any asian movies?Is she racist?
>>223039859glorious Phillip Garrel film folded a thousand times > asian ""movies""
>>223028889Wasn't Donnie Yen a Jedi in one of the new ones?
Beau Travail is the kind of film Tsai Ming Liang wishes he could make. Imagine having your own style mogged by a woman.
>>223040105Too much cutting, too much dialogue, too much camera movement, way too developed of a script. Tsai would disapprove.
>>223040105I don't get the connection. Two entirely different styles.Beau Travail is shit by the way. You know when women complain how some male artists don't get women? BT is the other way around. The result is unintentional caricature. It's a silly movie, but not in an amusing way.
>>223032129Can't believe this Mr. Bean lookalike fucked a /film/ waifu
>>223040269>slow, spacious shots>minimal if any dialogue>gaySeems quite comparable.
>>223038012He whips it out in every other movie, I swear. I believe he does it in The Piano and in that Angelopoulos film too. It's basically his acting gimmick.
>>223040360Does he play the piano with his cawk?
>>223040359>slow, spacious shotsNot nearly to Tsai's degree.>minimal if any dialogueWay more than in any Tsai film.
>>223029927>>223030061Hawks made hangout movies in the sense that it was all an excuse for him to hangout with his lead actresses.
>>223041570pimpin
>Before the shooting began, Rod Steiger spent a night in London without any pay, working with director Ken Annakin, wondering how not to be upstaged by a dog.kwab so insecure
Can documentaries be /film/?
Does the latest version have a semblance of a story? Heard the og version was just softcore porn
>>223042204Yes.
A forest of wirey ass pubes
>>223042693The OG version has a story AND hardcore porn. One of the most underrated films of all time.
>>223028540What did i just watch? I´ve seen several weird movies in my time. 8½, Providence, Last Year at Marienbad, Mulholland drive, Synecdoche New York, etc and i still wasn´t quite prepared for this. I still kind of got it and it was beautiful to watch but it was still pretty weird. You probably need to be slightly inebriated or half wasted to truly get the whole thing or rather to feel the movie as it was intended.
>>223044446Hate to say it, as it's such a cliché, but: Read the book.
Nobody gets it besides the guy who's life it's about, a bit like Tarkovsky's Mirror, except this isn't even an autobiographical film about the director, which does raise the question of why he bothered to adapt someone else's schizo dreams, instead of using his talents on literally anything else.
>>223044492>reading books
I'd say almost always the book will be better than the film.
>1:1 adaptation of the anime>40 minutes longerbravo kore eda
And all the stones I've thrown, they come back twice as strong.
>>223045384thank you throwstone man
>>223045384this guy throws stones
>>223028540What was their problem?
>>223028540Is this the ugly British teacher from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
>>223046255No, it's the fat guy from Ford westerns.
>>223040338He always looked drunk.
Putting together my own struggle session and everyone's invited.
Can I get recs for good conspiracy/political thrillers? Just anything halfway intelligent. I remember thinking Syriana was a decent movie when I saw it in theaters. But I'm open to anything you find worth suggesting
You watch a film because it's good, not because it's "intelligent".
>>223046873The Day of the Jackal (1973)
>>223046908t. nigga not into the new wave of american intelligent cinema
>>223046939Useless, disingenuous post from a fecaloid.
>>223046996t. nigga not into the new wave of fecal cinema
>>223046873The Parallax ViewZThe Insider
>>223046908I don't find many dumb things to be "good" on any level but to each their own
>>223047201t. nigga not into moeshit, action films and cars
Shut the fuck up.
>>223046939>>223047074>>223047349Worst /film/ poster.
>>223047465t. nigga who's the best /film/ poster
>>223046873Would Dossier 51 (1978) fit that? It's a glowie surveillance movie shot subjectively from the glowies' point of view. They're spying on a diplomat.>>223046908Intelligent films are often good.
>>223047645Your idea of an "intelligent" film is premise heavy with structured narrative because you're a midwit who can't think for themselves and you don't like to be challenged.
>>223047685t. big brain nigga
/film/ - Unshod Members and Classics
>>223047685Okay honey...
>>223047804Ok, retard.
>>223047825t. megamind
Art is only good when it's intellectually stimulating
>>223048049Art lies in implication and it takes a refined eye to see it-Breedy Bobby, Probably
>>223048049You're not an intellectual so how would you know?
^these posters mysteriously passed away^
>>223048105An intellectual named LH told me.
>>223048137I've actually had a few discussions with the guy I suspect to be LH outside of here and he's a New French Extremity obsessive.
>>223048206He was never the same after he escaped my basement, went from The Red Shoes being his favorite film to being obsessed with the Irreversible rape scene (he wanted to be the woman).
>>223047540>nigga who's the best /film/ posterThat's me actually.
>>223048270He's a Grandrieux guy but went on a *very* racist diatribe about the main villain of Irreversible actually being the black woman that points Monica's chatacter to the underpass. Wish I saved those chat logs.
>>223048299True true, I remember when you saved latin back in the sweltering summer of 2019.>>223048319The main villain of Irreversible is the minorities in the film, yes, they are guilty of having been born.
>>223048362I would argue the main villain of Irreversible is Monica's characters middle-class naivete.
We're all New French Extremity obsessives here.
>>223048396I would argue that the main villain of Irreversible is time which in fact destroys all.
>>223048396True true, the rapist was just teaching her a lesson so that she could improve her life with the additional knowledge of reipu.
>>223048319When I was in 2nd grade my substitute teacher got in trouble for having me and some other kids make a shot-for-shot of Irreversible
should i watch kino tonight or not? im feeling kind of tired desu
>>223048420Adds a poignant sadness to an already dark film.
>>223048420True true, we're all children of Saturn in here. Fuck you, dad!
>>223048442shot-for-shot REMAKE of irreversibleI heard that joke on Chapo and I've been trying to work out how I could make a joke about it here
>>223048442Tepid, ineffectual attempt at EDGLRD humor. As expected from a tranny.
New Saturn Extremity
>>223048483It workedr better on chapo
>>223048458Nice to fuck you, hungry. I'm dad.
>>223048505I'm sure it did.
>>223048458could have chosen a better Goya but it's whatever.
>>223046873The Boys from Brazil
come on lh everyone's waiting
Nigger!
>>223048844The Musical.
>>223048319>he's a Grandrieux guy Very easy to imagine him as one of the traffickers in La Vie Nouelle.
The real villain of Irreversible was the guy who saw them and walked away
Niggas Trafficking Women in the Moon (ft. Björk)
I do agree that the black woman pointing Monica to the underpass did so in a deliberate act of malice which the average viewer doesn't catch due to the subtlety and suffocating atmosphere of the following scene
>>223049213Had I been there that night, I wouldn't have done anything. I would have listened to the blood-lubed anal rape, and that's what no one did.
/film/s that made you fall in love?
THE BEAUTIFUL PIPOTHE BEAUTIFUL PIPO
>>223049388All of them, i'm deeply in love with le cinéma.
>>223049314I really don't think that was the intention
in the mood for Christian kino
>>223049581Well I think it was.
Anyone here seen The Nightingale (2018) by chance?
As LH the Prophet said: "whatever I think it's the intention, that's the intention. I'm more than a human, I'm a God of kino... an idea".
Look once the viewer sees the underpass, how narrow and dingy it is, how dirty it is, how long it stretches, it becomes apparent right then and there and the woman recommends her to go down it. Conveniently, it's also red.
>>223049628Well I just asked Gaspar (we're close personal confidants) and he said it wasn't and you're gay.
some are saying
>>223049634No. Should I?
It's not the films you watch, it's the films you don't watch.
>>223049958RFK Jr sounds like Miles.
sigh...
>>223049875get followed, punk
>>223050098care to explain?
>>223050191Talkies rule
>>223050212name one (1) talkie
>>223050247Freddyh Got fingered U/2001
I love the idea of silents but intertitles piss me off.
>>223049958Miles gave a very good performance on that episode of Miami Vice, made me wish he had acted more.
>>223050337Why?
>>223050366They are a clumsy crutch. I respect silent filmmakers who dared to make purely visual films without them.
it upsets me when i see a letterboxd profile and there username is just their full legal name what is wrong with people baka back in my day soon and so forth yada yada bazinga
it has a certainje ne sais quoi (french) mais je ne sais paspeut-etre... yada yada
>>223049958>>223049988They both sound like the fucked up voice from Godard's Alphaville.>>223050337Watch Murnau's The Last Laugh.
тocкaтocкaтocкa........... tarkovsky spoke of this read a book - jk you don't know howyour minds of grown weak. REACH FURTHER
>smoothbrain in 2026
>>223050653>Watch Murnau's The Last Laugh.I have already but thanks anyway.
>>223050337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyE61qy9j9Y>>2230506702036* get on my level cowardly coward
>>223049787De ting go ratta tat tat me burn fire pon bambaclaat!
more inward to me than my inmost selfmore outward to me that my outmost grasp
>>223050338On the other hand this is probably the worst performance of all time. https://youtu.be/gdbMJc26fbQ?t=90>>223050683*smooch*
is this the real meam i the me that is posting this post or is it a shadowa false selfthat must be over comein this lifeor by fire
>>223050744lain (serial experiments - cartoon) spoke of this
Do you all follow anyone famous on letterboxd? After its big come up in the past couple years I have seen many random celebrity profiles.
how it feels to rate a film 5* on letterboxd
>>223050832No. Just people I know and a couple of randoms who followed me for whatever reason.
Abel Ferrara directed 2 Miami Vice episodes so that makes it honorarily /film/, at least.
>>223050858I got burgerking on saturday. Not my usual haunt. But i had a coupon. 2 chicken sammies 2 medium fries for 7.50.
>>223049875>logging TV showsRope.
>>223050832Do you count?
The good thing about being more sober than before is that you dream much more. When you go to bed drunk, you wake up in the morning, it’s very hard for you to remember your dreams. Now, every morning I remember my dreams, and sometimes too many.
>>223050875Looking kinda (Katharine) Hepburnesque here.
>>223050728I love when musicians act because it's always a good example of how some people just can act and some just can't, and studying acting is just about honing the craft of those who can act. It's like what Bogart's character says to Ava Gardner's character in The Barefoot Contessa when she asks him if he can teach her how to act, "i can't teach you how to act, but if you can act, i can help you". Anyway, Zappa was even worse in his SNL appearance, acting like he was above it all and not only not trying but deliberately sabotaging every sketch.
>>223050884I log very limited run shows like this, for example Neon Gensis, or Ken Burn's Civil War, or the Decalogue. But I do not rate them, that is more or less the smooth-policy*tm though perhaps i've sliped this this regards I have not checked.>>223050896no they must be famous outside of letterboxd circles
>>223050957>famous outside of letterboxd circlesYou were famous here first weren't you?
kys bitch ass nigga
>>223051028*pushes you against a wall and breathes into your neck*
>>223051025Xhe was never """famous,""" not on /tv/ or letterboxd.
I need to feed my lb profile to an llm and ask for an analysis to direct me to blind spots in my cinematic portfolio>>223051025i am neither well known here nor on letterboxd>>223051028>>223051028live my beautiful human soul
>doesn't follow me back#norespect
>tfw never got a single like on any of my letterboxd reviews
>>223051073You're just being modest.
>>223051109gotta be a gorrohead for that.
>watching something from the mid 1990s>they mention a website or an emailAlways makes me smile for some reason.
>>223051109>>223051157>less than 2000 films watched>less than 20 films from the 20s watched (shorts don't count)>less than 20 films from the 30s watched (shorts don't count)>less than 15 films from the 40s watched (shorts don't count)>5 pages for pre 1970 films logged>16 pages for post 1970 films loggedI'm not going to follow you, he's an embryo.
>>223051335Let go, bro, it's over
>>223051121i am a celebrity of the soulunrecognized geniusa modern van goghi do it for the love of the gamehaters >>223051361 will not get me downlong from nowin a generation or two some will come to recognizeand then it will be an avalacheno one will be able to stop itSMOOTH- one calls atSMOOTH, HANDS - anotheruntil the worlds shouts in unison, hand in hand - SMOOTHHANDS
>>223051335Fewer.
>>223051109You don't remember when he dressed me down on my own birthday for following him? It's been established he's a grade A asshole.
>>223051395You need to learn to move on. You're trying to pull a Kim Novak in Vertigo, dressing up /film/ as /lbg/, but it's not coming back.
>>223051335>he's an embryoI agree.
Why are his hands smooth?
>>223051489A man's palms are a way into his mind.
>>223051489He's rich so he doesn't have to work like a peasant.
>>223051455DING DONG LETTERBOXD GENERAL IS DEADDING DONG FILM GENERAL LIVESbut right there (between the lines) is where you are wrong.
I have not seen vertigo since the first time I watched it, I imagine 8+ years ago
>>223051511I seriously doubt that they're much smoother than the hands of everyone else here.
>>223051511Peasantry is your shack of expertise after all.
I have rough, calloused hands from lifting weights.
Yo, this guy fucking sucks.
>>223046996>fecaloidIs this like a vocaloid?
I shine the shooz.
>>223051636My dick recently got calloused from fapping (unironically).
>>223051791Good for you
>>223051805Yeah, I think it could be pleasurable to women. It's got like a white ring near the head, kinda like an early phimosis, but it's just the callousness that formed from the abuse over the years.
He's lying, the callouses on his wiener is from one of his farm animals putting up a fierce resistance.
>>223051871Very orwellian.
>>223051911Kafkaesque
>>223051911Four legs good.
Nigga woke up, he was a bug. His first thought was to post about trannies on /film/.
Bakin'
>>223052086Noe edition.
>>223051950Lovecraftian
Things started promising but fell apart at the end. Let's do a bit better next time.
>>223052277smooth ruins everything.
>>223052277Include the bonus question this time or you'll really see a thread fall apart.
New Wave>>223052367>>223052367>>223052367
>>223052277At least a certain spammer has been dormant
