New Lanterns in 14 minutes.
>GIMME DAT RANG WYT BOI
WE WUZ GREENZ
anybody have a stream link?
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>>223032807>GIMME DAT RANG WYT BOI
>>223033146Sure do! Thanks for asking.
Chandler is a great Hal. He carried this ep hard.
WE ARE SO BACK
how long does it take for 4k rips to be uploaded
>>223033990A ring for a... green card?
>>223034734That too
>>223034717Like 5 minutes after the episode ends
>>223035022not on public trackers
>>223035155who the fuck cares, no one is going to watch it twice
>>223035155Yes, the leaked full episode has been out for like an hour
Oh boy, can't wait for more country fried hicks and crying and talking in dimly lit rooms and absolutely no green lanterns
That could have been worse. The predictions for the manhunters identity were as accurate as they were obvious. Still seems like Hal is under-utilizing his ring in this. I mean, there are a lot of places in this episode where it seems like he could just ring-in and end the whole situation in a jiffy.
>ugly old hag witch looking indian is supposed to be able to seduce a big black bvllunrealistic female slop
this episode has anti-semitic undertones...
Fucking kino. This is the best capeshit since The Penguin.
>>223036911Smalltime indie budget please understand
>last week I told my dad Guy shows up>egg on my face>this week I told my dad Guy shows up>egg on my face againWhy did they release a Guy clip if he never shows up
I like the episode and the show overall, hal is the best part of the show and the most confusing part at the aame time, you never know if he means what he is saying despite the fact that he is a no nonsense old ways type of guy
>>223036946I'd fuck her, she begs for it, you're gay if you wouldn't be her dildo
is it about black people again? why didn't the guardians save george floyd?
>>223038392nathan fillion is more expensive than a 60 year old pajeeta
>theres only 1 manhunter>who has one son and one grandsonSure sounds like 3 manhunters
so the manhunter is the indian hag right?she faked her death and is keeping tabs on both the ranch and the lanterns
>>223038572Its literally spelled out in this episode, and by literally I mean literally
>>223038572fuck im retardedi was watching the episode and it was the last 2 minutes, they were on the car talking and i thought the episode was overwrote this shitty post and then finished the episodesorry
Grace said episode 5 is the worst of this season
Is it gay to fuck a manhunter
>>223039041No, manhatners are shapeshifters
>>223039192Yeah but are they born with alien pussy or alien penis
>>223039207they were created as asexual robots
>>223038392You'll see him in the last episode for 2min
>>223034717>>223035022How would one go about ripping a 4k file?
>>223039234Yeah but like with a pussy or a penis?
>>223039276neither
>>223036911Yeah its weird. I don't know why Hal can't just swoop in, kick Macon and his shit in, and zip back off. He did it to that Russian guy in the last episode.
>>223039322ah, the secret third thing
>Sinestrokino
lawd he done cuck dat whyte man wit da brown granny
Critics said the next episode will be the final one dedicated to Rushville plotline and the last time we see Hal alive. From the sixth episode onward, all episodes are set in the present day, with Hal appearing only as a hologram.
>>223039410That sucks
>>223039248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUgXxLpLFoY
>>223038430nasty, just like your people.
>>223032838Who
the raitings are lownobody cares about this woke trash
>jazz, that can't be goodthat's a microaggression
>>223039454What do you mean your people
>>223032838>>223033990Someone explain to me why Earth gets a gazillion Green Lanterns operating at the same time.
Im begging to think the manhunter is Johns mom. After that convo in the car. In the comics the guardians set John up against a manhunter to test him.It is weird hal said "they can manipulate you into believing anything, sound like anyone you know" and John hesitated then said "Macon." But they both obviously were thinking of someone else
Finally a proper fucking episode after two fillers.>>223039322Yea but is it "there's supposed to be a pussy here" or "there's supposed to be a penis here" kind of neither?
>>223033990Zendaya can portray her
>>223035155First ep was on ext.to shortly after the episode ended. Not sure about the rest, I watched them next day.
>>223033990I'd shove my tongue all the way into her chocolate ring.
>>223039810>Be DC>Have comic about space cops protecting the universe>All the writers are 4th string hacks>Cannot into imagination, space adventures>Looks like Green Lantern will team up with Green Arrow (both are green) to stop bank robbers again>Old Green Lantern is getting stale (no good adventures)>Start making diversity Lanterns, and hip young Lantern who likes anime>All are human because no imaginations
>>223039810Because universe threatening villains keep showing interest in Earth.
This show is at its best when it focuses on the relationship between Hal and John, the rest is pure shit. I like the fact that John isn't following what his dumb parents or the guardians are aslking, Hal is starting to be his real father/mentor figure.Not sure about the end of the episode, though. It kind of ruins it, it's like a murder attempt without the ring, lol.
I do hate how they are already nerfing the ring just for the plot.Most iterations of green lanterns give them the ability to call the ring back to their finger when separated, but Hal for some reason can't do that.Transporting people who cant fly in a green bubble is also a common technique that Hal won't even use for John
>>223039410Which confirms to me that whatever happened in Rushville, leads Hal Jordan to be incapacitated. Hal gets replaced in the comics whenever he is out of commision or gone for some other reason, so instead of John being the true replacement, the guardians either turn down John or John voluntarily says no, leading us to Guy
Got to wonder how much better synthetic android pussy is to human pussy
>John Stewart, Milfhunteryou think it's intentional that he fucks milfs given how he must have massive mommy issues?
>>223040421>Most iterations of green lanterns give them the ability to call the ring back to their finger when separated, but Hal for some reason can't do that.I mean, not being able to do it is way more interesting for the narration.
>>223038392No one told you that. In fact, I explicitly said episode 5.
>>223040569Nah, that just the usual DEI cast.>we need a female actress>cast a not too pretty milf indian womanI doubt there is anything else behind this.
>>223039678They're not, but that won't stop you from lying about them.
>>223040421If it wasn't obvious, Hal is being manipulative when it comes to John. He's been trying to push his buttons in order to see what it takes to get any kind of response beside John being stoic. But now, with Sinestro's prodding, he's being trying to out right mind fuck John.
>>223039678Apparently Trump does, or whoever controls the whitehouse twitter.
>>223040595Lmao fucking nonsense. They had to cast someone close to Macon's age range.
>>223040595What do you mean "not too pretty", she's fuckin gorgeous for her age.
latest episode was CINEMA, how could y'all not like it?
>>223040656Chuds and grifters are trying to down play that they wouldn't fuck her because she's a pajeet granny.Why this narrative is being pushed, couldn't say, put it is being pushed hard.
>>2230406703 episodes of race focus has tainted the well, even if the episodes going forward are better, which atleast this one was so far, it's too far gone for most people.
>>223040630>They had to cast someone close to Macon's age rangeWhy? It's a fucking manhunter, a milf indian woman is not what you would turn into to charm a rich white old man, lmao.
>Dad, put your dick awaywhy was this so hot?
>>223040828>Why?To be at least believable in the first episodes you donkey
Still can't help but feel like there's still a mislead going on with indian grandma. Hal seems convinced that it has to be one identity that didn't exist before he became a lantern but why wouldn't the manhunter have multiple that it can rotate through? For that matter, why did the guardians let that particular one survive if it's such a threat?>>223039871Nah. Bitch already be a psycho black lady before Abin Sur passed on the ring.
Episode 4 writer confirms Hal has broken bad and is unwittingly doing Sinestro's bidding.>"Sinestro is his teacher, and it doesn't matter how much older you get, somebody that you used to look up to, that mentored you, has the power to manipulate you and trick you into doing things for their bidding," she revealed, saying the car crash shows Hal at his "most selfish, most asshole.">"He knows that John knows it's Zoe. And then John lies. That's it for him. I think that's the final straw. And he's like, 'Sinestro was right,' which is a crazy thing for him to ever say," Gibson continued before revealing what exactly Sinestro's endgame is.>"Where Sinestro tells Hal, 'Use John, be vulnerable in front of him to get him close to you, and then you can betray him and find out who the Manhunter is and use that Manhunter as leverage to get on the Guardian's good side.' Obviously, Sinestro's saying that to him because he's like, 'I can't have you not be the Green Lantern anymore. Who's gonna break me out of this jail eventually?' He's setting up the dominoes.">"He doesn't give a shit about Hal Jordan or John Stewart, really. He wants to get out of jail. And he's saying that transparently," Gibson said. "John wholly underestimates Hal in this moment, and he pays for it because he's hurt Hal so much that Hal reverts to this super selfish nature, feels immediately hurt, and John's doing the same thing to him that he did to Sinestro. So he's got to wrap this car around a tree and jump out, fly away, and he's going to now implement Sinestro's plan."https://comicbookmovie.com/tv/dc/lanterns/lanterns-episode-4-writer-explains-manhunter-reveal-what-sinestros-plan-is-and-spoilers-villain-turn-a229751
>>223040392>axxin me dat
Everyone keeps denying the possibility that the Guardian lady is an imposter, but im still holding stock on it. The change in the cannon of Abin Sur transporting a Manhunter is also something that activates my almonds
>>223041295>why did the guardians let that particular one survive if it's such a threat?They didn't allow it to live, it was in Abin Sur's custody. When Abin crashed and died, they assumed it died with him.
>>223041594Unfortunately the writing is so shit, it's hard to tell if they are setting up a bait and switch with the guardian, or if they're trying to show signs that the guardians are just as corrupt as any white leader on Earth.
>>223040688>most peopleCulture war obsessed chuds aren't people.
>>223040838>same kind of portal putty the guardian hadKinda sus although sorta makes sense considering that guardians made manhunters.
Its legitimately sad that this version of Hal Jordan wont get to be part of a superhero team. I think the Justice League being a thing on Earth during this time would have healed Hal's loneliness
>>223041636>Writing is shit because i cant immediately tell what the writers' intentions in a drama/mystery seriesnew cope from grifter shilltubers dropped
>>223041802If you could point out good writing in the show, I'm happy to admit I'm wrong.
>>223033990Is that a green condom on her eye?
>>223041636>keeping you guessing is bad writing now
>>223041835Oh is this what you do when you cant come up with any legit criticism for the show? Man... grifters aint sending their best...
>>223041594>The change in the cannon of Abin Sur transporting a Manhunter is also something that activates my almondsI think that's just for simplicity's sake. Abin Sur crashing on Earth while transporting an alien prisoner has been canon for a while, though in the comics it was Atrocitus.
>>223041975It would unironically hilarious if they retcon and turn Atrocitus into a rogue man hunter.
>>223041732There’s something hinky about the “Guardians” we’ve seen, but it’s impossible to tell if it means something or it’s just shitty writing. Guardians aren’t typically depicted as needing tech to accomplish their feats, and “Lianna’s” last interaction with John had a distinctly techy feel.
>>223041989Nah, this guy is the DCU Atrocitus.
So what's with Hal giving himself a message to check out the place 10 years ago? And why did he stop backing himself up on the ring?
>>223042038This, the Gurdians are just weird in show.>We won't give you a ring John, but if you can take it from Hal, welcome to the Corps.If the Guardians wanted to get rid of Hal, they could just take the ring from him by force. Making John jump through all these hoops is weird. Not sure if building up to something, or just bad writing. We will see I suppose.
>Unfortunately the writing is so shit>or it’s just shitty writing>or just bad writing
Based on the leaks and interviews, I think it’s pretty clear how episode 5 is gonna go>Hal leaves John to die in the car wreckage.>Manhunter milf rescues and imprisons him.>Hal warns the sheriff that budget friendly Atrocitus and his gang are coming, and the townspeople arm up to defend their town.>Meanwhile, John escapes.>Hal fights Atrocitus and his gang, but his ring runs out of juice.>As Hal is recharging, John bursts in, beats him up and takes the ring.>This gives Atrocitus enough time to blow up the town, killing hundreds of people.>The Guardians betray John, using either his affair with the Manhunter or his failure to prevent the town’s destruction to take the ring from him and give it to Guy Gardner.
>>223041574what happened to show, don't tell
>>223042109Maybe they can't just take it in this version. They already changed the selection process to take "genetic makeup" into consideration, which has never been a thing.
>>223042183>writers aren't allowed to discuss their work in interviews
>>223040571>not being able to do it is a crutch for hack writers who need to pad out the plot with filler episodes where the depowered protagonist doesn't really do anything.ftfyIt's like saying hiding the race car driver's car keys so he can't drive his race car makes for a more interesting narrative.
>>223041887How’s this:Why would a man with “the most powerful weapon in the universe” not use it to incapacitate an opponent i stead of just hoping a car crash will? Why would a man who knows his ring needs to be recharged on a regular basis not bring his “charger” with him?Why would he wait until it’s nearly depleted before thinking about recharging it?Why would a man under no confinement and capable of traveling at ftl speeds need someone to go get his battery for him?
>>223038392Guy shows up in episode 6, and don't get your hopes up too much because he's only in one scene where John scolds him.
>>223042305Why would illiterate griftoid use reddit spacing on 4chan?
Is the twist gonna be that it's Martian Manhunter? the guy with telepathy and phasing?
>>223042341Answer the questions, faggot.
>>223042344Nope.
>>223042305>Why would a man with “the most powerful weapon in the universe” not use it to incapacitate an opponent i stead of just hoping a car crash will?He is cocky and what he does literally works so who the fuck cares?>Why would a man who knows his ring needs to be recharged on a regular basis not bring his “charger” with him?>Why would he wait until it’s nearly depleted before thinking about recharging it?See above, faggot.>Why would a man under no confinement and capable of traveling at ftl speeds need someone to go get his battery for him?Because the ring was depleted from the alien blast you 20 iq mongoloidHoly shit no wonder you drooling tards watch """"people"""" like nerdroid or whatever the fuck his name is
>>223042355Why wouldn't you actually watch the show?
>>223042217are you really defending this?
>>223042498We did watch the show, we call it shit. You're the one saying we're wrong without providing evidence that we're wrong.Presumably the next post you make without providing evidence of the show's good writing will be a concession that we're right.
>>223042516>we>providing evidence of the show's good writingThis is no larp, this is pure, unadulterated retardation
>>223040571surfdracula.png
Does lanterns have plot or is it just the sexual menegarie of John Stewart
>>223042795Investigation of why aliens are in a random town in Nebraska.
>>223039810Its the only planet where anything happens. They concentrate the space cops in the high crime area.
>>223038548Manhunters are robots and can't reproduce without the guardians.
>>223042344Martian Manhunter is respected by the Lanterns and Guardians. He would have no reason to hide from them.
>>223042344With the amount of lore changes and story consolidations they have already done in this show, i think they will tie in the synthetic Manhunter lore with the Martian lore.Something like Martian physiology and ability coming from a starting point of Synthetic manhunter reproduction creating its own subrace of people.I dont think it'll tie specifically with this Earth manhunter, but like maybe thousands of years ago the Guardians used Mars as a dumping ground for captured Manhunters and they started their own Martian species there. It could be why the Guardians dont want any Lanterns from Earth because of what they have using that entire Sector of the galaxy for
>>223040656Eww dude, gross
>>223043289>tie in the synthetic Manhunter lore with the Martian lore.yuck
It takes me right out of it every time this high-performance clean-cut hypercompetent marine master sniper can't pronounce the word 'ask'
>>223043465Are you my wife? She kept turning to me whenever it happened. The guy is British and speaks like your average white Englishman, so it must've been in the script or something.
They even drew attention to the fact that he's not ghetto at all in the last episodeIs it deliberate maybe? Like the character deliberately put on some street nigga affectations as a kid to try to fit in better with his brothers?
>>223042516You can keep wasting everyone's time asking retarded time wasting questions ad infinitum Mauler-style demanding the whole show spoonfed to your decomposed brain piece by piece or you can actually watch it and discuss it in good faith. Or you can fuck off back Reddit and farm karma in whatever griftoid echochamber you crawled out of.
thing is, king knows how to write green lanternhe clearly didn't tard wrangle the writer's room hard enough
>>223043465>>223043481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nysHgnXx-o