>I fucked a dude on a boat once and I still love himWHY are women like this
>Hate white women my fellow white men. Don't have white children.
Cast it into the fire
>kept the necklace that wasn’t hers>never returned it to the rightful owners>near death, sees story about titanic & the necklace on the news>cons a free airplane & boat trip out of the expedition knowing full well they only want to talk to her to try and recover the necklace>lol I cheated on my fiance lmao oh yeah there was some business about a boat sinking too>oh here’s the necklace yeah pretty nice isn’t it? worth like a zillion billion dollars it should probably be in a museum or somethin >*ploop*>hey its all good because Jack taught me to go on adventures and travel all the time, that’s worth more than the biggest diamond in the world and all of the historical and artistic value that comes with itRose might be the evilest female villain of all time and her motives are not even remotely understandable
>>223068646Imagine forcing your husband, multiple kids and grandkids to wageslave their lives away when you could simply sell a rock your abusive husband gave you and live in luxury forever. Imagine not doing that because it reminds you of some dirty dicked boy you fucked once 50 years ago.
>>223068880She makes incels seethe almost 30 years later, which is based.
literally how do you prevent this
>>223068880It makes sense once you realise that this is unironically how boomers feel in general about everything.
>>223068664You weren't going to have children anyway incel
>>223069281Don't treat women like equals
>>223069370worked for cal, right?
>qt cashier briefly grazes my hand when handing me my change >imagine our future together for the rest of the day
you guys fall in love with actresses without ever even meeting them
>>223069397me but with the free samples lady at costco 8 years ago who was my age not some old fart. should i have made the move bros? im just another asshole free samples taker to her
>>223068646The boat was EdenJack was the devil/serpentRose was EveRose's deflowering was original sinOriginal sin caused the ice(((berg))) scout to miss seeing their destructor in time, causing the fall of man and banishment from EdenThe necklace was Eve's soulShe sacrifices her soul to the devil at the endThe devil rewards her with a "paradise" in the deep hell at the end of the movie
>>223068646Postpartum depression. I've said it once, and I'll say it again. It's a serious condition.
Alpha fucks and beta bux
>>223069387Rose was fatherless to begin with, she was a lost cause from the beginning. Plus Cal just needed to marry someone to get his inheritance
>>223068646
>>223069212She can't sell it retard, it's one of a kind object with clear ownership path.
>checks early lifeEvery time
>>223069527word of advice, don't ignore red flags in women if they go against your core beliefs. you excuse away one thing at a time and pretty soon 3 years later that will bite you in the ass
feel like if a male character did this you guys would be calling it based and calling anyone who doesnt understand why brown
>>223069433Actually the whole movie happens in the mind of an autistic child staring at a model ship of the Titanic.
She’s a schizophrenic who made it all up.
>>223069561>black markets don’t exist
>>223069332Boomers do have some sort of perverse morality where they think helping others is “spoiling them” or something. I can get where that might apply with a drug addict who is just gonna blow any money you give them on their habit but they apply it to everyone and everything(except Israel for some reason…)
why donnt they search in the ocean for the diamant?
>>223069901They tried.The ghost of rose wouldn’t allow it.
I think the whole “throw priceless diamond in the ocean for the lols” thing was a kind of homage to her and Jack’s relationship. It was an abstract way for her to experience an alternate history. Because if Jack had survived and she had ran off with him, it would basically have been like throwing a mega diamond in the sea. She would have chosen a life of abject poverty in exchange for (what she imagines would have been) a fulfilling, adventurous, endearing relationship with someone who truly loved her. Also, she was about to die. She dies at the very end of the film. Just about any huge diamond loses all value when you are about to die.It’s also possible that dementia had set in.
economically speaking, selling that diamond mightve crashed the value of the dollar and with it the global economy
>>223070014Apparently the value of putting 5 future generations of your family through college for free loses all value too
>>223068646The biggest crime of all is that Cameron never made a spinoff movie about Brock Lovett and his treasure hunting crew.
>>223069561you sell it to someone in saudi arabia or russia.
>>223069281Snap her neck before she can drop the necklace
>>223069561She could have done it when her ex would be husband killed himself during great depression.
>>223068646it was a doggo
>>223068646Did a woman write the script?
>>223070111Who also knows it’s one of a kind and can’t be sold legitimately or even displayed except to maybe a handful of close friends. It would be like stealing & selling the Mona Lisa. You’re never going to get Mona Lisa money, just what some guy who wants the satisfaction of secretly having it is willing to pay. It would be a windfall for sure, just not the multi-generational life changing money the item is actually worth.
>>223069281You become the guy
>>223069990
>>223068646It's interesting how women say men are obsessed with the "manic pixie dream girl" (in spite of there being very few movies about it) when the biggest hits with them are about a lively man picking them up from their boring life and teaching them to live again.The man in question can be nice (like Jack) or a brooding bad boy (like say Edward Cullen) but the common point is that they get them out of their shells and make them feel alive again. "Manic pixie dream girl" is essentially women projecting.
>>223070246bro a lot of those rich oligarchs have stolen artifacts and art in their house. what is someone going to do?It's literally a mutli billion dollar market.>Michael Steinhardt, a pioneer of the modern hedge fund with a net worth over $1 billion, was exposed as one of the world's most aggressive buyers of plundered ancient art. >In 2021, Steinhardt surrendered 180 stolen antiquities valued at $70 million. The pieces—including a $3.5 million Greek ceremonial stag’s head and a $1 million Roman fresco of Hercules—were repatriated to 11 countries.
>>223070346you're not that guy
>>223068646They go crazy for the first nut they ever received
>>223068646If the genders were reversed you'd see a lot of whining about how fem-Jack existed solely to change the male character's life and then die
>>223069433>>223069621Kino ideas for reboot. Picrel is gon pley Rose.
>>223068646>fictional character in a movie written by a man>REE I HATE WOMEN Why are incels like this
>>223070369brutal
>>223069281Be the dude on the boat she fucked? Then again, if he survived she probably would have eventually gotten bored of him too.
>>223069368>t. female projection
>>223070212worse, a male feminist.
>>223069428What were they samples for?
>>223069260strangle any children today?
>>223069561I'm too much of a dumb goy to understand how diamonds work. How can something be so valuable it's essentially worthless?
>>223069281>He doesnt know how to dropkick old senile women
Do you think Kate Winslet will actually look like that at 80?
>>223069781oh yeah just let me hop down to the black market and sell a 10 trillion dollar diamond fucking retard
>>223070111great way of getting scammed out of the jewel at best, killed for it at worst
>>223069281you beat the shit out of them once a week
>>223069433Kino
>>223069424that's different
>>223070995condoms
>>223070356what a horrible way to go
>>223070992>worse, a male feminist.Then OP is a retarded faggot for complaining about fictional people and actions.
>>223069990>the unclean spirit pretending to be a former human wouldn't allow it
>>223070014Chucking the necklace was the final act of showing her life's devotion to satan.
>>223071166What do you mean? It was over in moments, their brains likely couldnt even have time to register pain.
>>223070014>She would have chosen a life of abject poverty in exchange for (what she imagines would have been) a fulfilling, adventurous, endearing relationshipShe had that afterwards with the simp cuck she had kids with, the movie shows her riding elephants and doing all sorts of shit.She won and still threw the necklace away for a laugh and for spite
>>223068646If I was making Titanic I'd go full Rashomon and make it three stories: First story is the tldr of the normal one told from Rose's perspective. Second story is Call being a philantropist dealing with a leftist conspiracy. His sister Rose has minor brain damage after a horse riding accident and just got released from a nut house. She's being manipulated by DiCaprio the militant anarchist pretending to be an artist secretly planning to steal the diamond and sink the ship (after escaping on a raft).Third story is told from Leo's perspective where he's just a working class bloke minding his own business but getting manipulated by Rose, who's actually just batshit insane feminist trying to make Cal jealous. She fakes a suicide attempt and end up stalking Leo who's miserable below deck being surrounded by a hellscape of poverty. She ends up confronting him with a gun and tells him about her undying love. He rejects her and get killed.
>>223070356>crushed so hard your body ignites
>>223071012You literally think Rose's actions are more evil than Lindsay's
>>223071291>Chucking the necklace was the final act of showing her life's devotion to satan.lmao Amerishart "christians" are mindfucked beyond belief, imagine thinking the godly thing to do is to hoard material wealth and possessions.
>>223069827>Boomers do have some sort of perverse morality where they think helping others is “spoiling them” or something.It always makes me laugh that every criticism of boomers can be reduced to "my parents/grandparents wouldn't gibsmedats"
>>223071495>boomer purposely misinterprets the legit criticisms of their entire psychopathic generation and then claims that no one has legit complaintsLiterally no one is surprised. Just remember, your entire legacy will be that you're remembered as the retards who fucked over the entire planet because of a lack of basic empathy.
>>223069260This has become such a lame cliche phrase>>223069281be cool and exciting and know how to work them
>>223069281Be her first and only
>>223070376Bit of a red pill to notice how much women hate it when a story involves a woman making a man happy, they give it a TVTropes name and act like it's a writing sin
>>223072392Nah, dunking on incels is fun and the right thing to do.
There’s no way Cal’s wealthy family wouldn’t have had such a one of a kind piece of jewelry insured. They almost certainly filed a claim after reaching safety.
>>223068880She's literally just a woman, which is what makes it funnier.
>>223073582Also, it’s very unlikely that an old money guy like Cal would’ve been driven to suicide during the Great Depression. His family most likely came from steel or some other essential product.
>>223068664so you’re admitting that all white women are terrible? Why should we have kids with them?
>>223069260yawn
>>223069827This
>>223070014Nothing you said makes sense which means it’s probably true in a woman’s mind
>>223073807Cope. Making incels seethe is objectively based regardless of the gender causing the seethe.
>>223072248BASED
>>223073385you are dunking on yourself moron you look like a loser
>>223068646Women never forget a good dicking.They regret everyone that wasnt good.
>>223068664I remember being in middle school when this came out and one of the foids told me she saw it multiple times and would not shut up about it. Even the young ones are like this.
>>223073844you are the only person seething please wake up
>>223073875Why didn’t you ask her out?
>>223068646The character was written by a man married multiple times and notorious for cheating on his wives.
>>223073875When I was in middle school my cunt teacher told us we get to either see matrix or titanic and then all the bitches went with titanic. Made me mad as hell.
>223071435No one took your bait or gave you a (You). Was it worth it?
>>223074863If no one challenges or responds to your post, you’ve won.
>>223069827>>223071495In some ways they are right. Too many gibs and a person loses or never gains the ability to fend for themself. Learn and better themself. Think of the teach a man to fish analogy.Though i also get what you mean. Like if someone gave you a fucking apartment and some start up money and paid all your education your life would be so much fucking better without having to worry about rent and working shitty jobs to make ends meet and being in debt for decades you could focus on being a better person, better person for society and in trun hopefully pass that charity on to another.This is pretty much what old money wealthy families do. they give their children all they need, they get educated and make their own then they transfer all their wealth into some fucking trust that skips the taxes and cuts when they die that transfers to the next generation of their family.
>>223070369he must have folded her like a pretzel
>>223069281
and this is every woman's favorite movie
>>223073875I watched it a couple of times when it came out because no joke it stayed in my local theater for a fucking year. Never seen anything like it before or after in terms of how long it stayed in theaters.
>>223068646>literally a mudshark but for nasty Irish immigrants>fucks a poor nasty dude instead of raising her proper white childrenliterally a early 1900s mudshark.
>>223073875Yeah, they saw it for Leo. Wtf does that got to do with Roasty Rose?
>>223073844lol what a faggot... there is a 99.9% chance you are an actual incel.
what is this narrative that only women fantasize about that ex that they had mind blowing sex with do incels really think men are wholesome chungus good bois that never think of other women after they marry?
>>223077167it’s not a narrativeWomen just don’t have morals anymore
>>223077395youre complaining about a lack of morals on 4chan dot orgi hate what this site has become
>>223070369Alpha widow
>>223069781>>black markets don’t existBlack markets are glownigger honey pots. I know this through no experience at all... I am only speculating that this statement is true.
>>223068664I ended up race mixing with an Ecuadorian woman.
>>223077414I see 4chan as an early medieval English monastery which has tourists from around the world.But is still Judeo-Christian to its core, with anime, Amen.
>>223069281Jump off the boat and quickly grab the necklace
>>223077414so you dropped your position for a failed gotcha it doesn’t matter if we are in a gloryholethe truth is the truthYou’re coping and making excuses for whoresCongratulations
>>223068646>have long term gf>get tired of her bullshit and end up kicking her out and breaking up with her>she isn't able to afford her current lifestyle without me>shacks up with a guy who lets her live at his place and doesn't make her pay anything while I made her contribute financially>I don't know she has a new boyfriend>she contacts me saying she just wants to have sex and I, stupidly, agree but make it explicit I don't want to get back together with her>her boyfriend forgives her for cheating on him and they have kids nowMen who enable this kind of behavior in women are just as much to blame as the whores themselves.
>>223070356I could unironically tank this
>>223077533didn't work in the laconia moviehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=7esQ9S46EJY&t=3400
>>223077558it wasnt a gotcha its just retarded to pretend only women do x
>>223077592ill take shit that didn't happen for 1000
>>223077592You should have sent the dude pics of ur dick in his gfs mouth and rage baited the shit out of him until he broke up with her
>>223077656I wish you were right>>223077665No, I don't get any satisfaction from that. I feel bad for the guy who willingly had children with a woman who was unfaithful to him.
>>223077690>keeping up the larpyou're a sad strange little man
>>223077592>le humble brag greentextsure man
>>223077690Yes and you could have stopped him having kids with her if you showed him with a slag she is
>>223069370>Don't treat women like equalsmy last gf gave me a shit test where she asked me if I considered her my equal and I instinctively said no. She said she was glad and didn't want me to say yes LMAO
>>223077817If you find out she's cheating at all, you drop her. You don't need specifics of what happened because all you need is the fact that she was unfaithful. Women pull this shit all the time because men welcome them back with open arms after all of their thottery.
>>223077819Just say no and if she gets upset just say>It's because I consider you ABOVE me my queen!Then get on your knees and suck her toes
>>223077643I’m not pretending anything
>>223068646Well at least she killed his three boys
>>223069281Recognize your own immortality and form a mental link with your life partner to let you know if and when they cheat to make going through partners to find the intended one smoother.
>>223078080That was the ocean madness fault anon. She can't be blamed for it. The sea had claimed her.
>>223077592I forgave my wife of 3 years of cheating on me because we already had two boys together... I feel like a shell of a man when I look at her but I have to stay for my boys.
>>223078232You don't have to stay with a cheating wife. Kids pick up on miserable parents anyway. Just don't get married again after the breakup.
>>223069281You can't, it's the cycle of humanity
>>223068664this but ironically
>>223078465>>223078232I wish my wife would cheat so I can cheat as well. I’ve only been married three years but already want to fuck any other woman.
>>223071166It's actually one of the less horrible deaths since it's so quick you barely have time to feel anything.Being burned alive is probably the worst.
>>223078232Damn that's rough, broDon't know what I'd do but what's best for your boys is certainly not breaking up the family so they're raised by a single mom.Fuck what anyone says, that's admirable
>>223078597drowning would be horrible, too
>>223078711It's up there in horribleness, but it's not as bad as burning or radiation. At least you pass out pretty quickly and then it's over.
>>223068646My fiance broke up with me because "I was too nice" and we had been together for 7 years.
>>223078232Like she had sex with another dude?I left the house after finding messages from another guy in her phone, she sent kisses n shiet, he was messaging since 5am until midnight etcBeen 7 months. We had a trip recently, big mistake. I realized that my problem was the feeling of not being chosen not really the wanting to go back with her so I don't know. We have two kids.
>>223078232>>223078965Are you guys white or Indian?
>>223070991It's a projecting tranny. They are the biggest incels.
>>223070991>>223079878Making fun of virgins has predated trannies and woke shit. My friends and I would call each other fags and virgins all the time growing up.
>>223079090I'm mexican
Hear me out, Maybe she wasn’t throwing it away. Maybe she was tossing it right where the treasure hunters were looking so they could think they found it. Didn’t they spend a bunch of time talking about their high tech treasure hunting equipment?
>>223068646>Im a rich elderly white lady>I have wasted millions of your dollars while you searched for this priceless treasure>*drops it overboard*Rich people truly are spiteful assholes
>>223080314I think the search had ended by that point, they were going back home.
You guys are too malebrained to get it.By dropping it in the ocean she finished the story. Closed the book on it. That way the jewelry is not in circulation somewhere getting bought and sold and inherited and trivialized in importance and made banal.She decided to take matters into her own hands and write the final chapter. Decisions like that separate true people from cattle that only operate in the material world with base concerns. Imagine putting a price on something invaluable.You don't get it because you're NPCs with no agency or soul.
"I fucked a dude on a boat once and I still love him" - a woman-a man
>>223068646>listen to dumb old bitch yammer on for hours about a chad she knew almost 100 years ago(shes that old)>finally mentions in passing "oh yeah i got this diamond gifted to me i guess the whole reason youre talking to me in the first place anyway back to chad...">finishes talking about chad>so about that diamond...>chucks it in the oceanWhy didnt they just pummel her on the spot?
>>223068646>those bitches don't be loyal>those bitches be TOO loyalSo what is it?
>>223080421I got bored of my gf liking me too much so I broke up with her. My family was pissed but I'm happier smoking weed and posting on 4chan at 3am.
>>223080395>womansplainingYAWN
>>223080516Don’t you miss the sex?
>>223080416>DO NOT REDEEM THE DIAMOND LADY TO NOT REDEEM DO NOT ... OH MY GOD DO NOT .... OH MY GOD YOU STUPID [unintelligible] HOW CAN SHE TOSS HOW CAN SHE TOSS [unintelligible]
>>223069281Drown her with you
>>223080585The only based use of ai
>>223080534Sex doll, so no.
>>223068646pair bondingGod put warranty seals on women for a good reasonit's also why Feminists insist a girl loses her virginity as soon as possible to as random a guy or sex toy as soon as possible to destroy human civilization
>>223080762
>>223080653meant to reply to >>223080533
>>223068646a woman will NEVER be as loyal as she can be to the man who took her virginity
>>223080762>>223080771Men allowed this to happen. Islam was right about one thing and that thing was women.
>>223080816men forgot lessons from the pastdidn't help that the great enemy had most high T men killed in 2 world wars leaving mostly simps to repopulate the planet
