The weird insane amount of movies where there’s tiny scenes with different cuts for some reason is probably 99% of the reason the Mandela effect existsI remember seeing this scene as a kid in Army of Darkness because it was hot that Sheila was stripped but I never saw it again once my copy was lost. all major versions don’t have this version of the scene for some reasonAny weird edits or rare cuts of movies you guys remember?
>>223080102For me it's that all my memories of the best scenes in Scooby doo monster Island turned out to be deleted scenes from the DVD that I forgot were deleted scenes
>>223080102>>223080121that bitch in moonraker had braces. that's the entire fucking joke. IDK what the jews gained from doing this, but she had braces
>>223080102I can relate to this specifically for Army of Darkness, as well. First time I ever saw it I was at a friend's house and it was on TV in the middle of the night. This would have been in like '95 or so.Then when I later got the movie on VHS it was largely the same, there were just all these tiny minor little differences. Made me think I was going crazy.
froot loops
>>223080322what do the jews gain by doing this?
>>223080221No you fucking retard, her having braces ruins the beauty of her looking at jaws and seeing only a smile
I remember finding this and I never really could get details on how early Sam Raimi had written and planned out the Army of Darkness storyLook at this concept art from 1984. It seems his initial plan was for Evil Dead 2 to immediately carry on from Evil Dead 1, where the ending with ash being attacked by the kandarian demon sends him back in time, making the army of darkness plot straight into evil dead 2Obviously they couldn’t get a budget for that kind of movie so they scaled back to more of an extended cabin horror like the first
>>223080322The annoying part for me is the edit changing “good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun” to “I’m not that good”Like, what possible reason is there to change this line?
>>223080102Grace Park getting her tiddie sucked in Romeo Must Die. Saw it twice in theaters, but on home releases it's always cut out.
>>223080389Never saw anything like that. In my case it was more just slight cuts to scenes, like described in the OP. I don't remember it all clearly, like I said this would have been 30 years ago - but I'm pretty sure the 'Gimme some sugar, baby' scene in the barn was longer than on the VHS copy I got years later.
>>223080221She did. I never owned a James Bond film on video but they were always played on telly and that scene was a classic
I remember seeing the captured slave girls being nude as the skeletons drag them around in chains. You only see them for like 2 seconds in the dominant version and I can’t find which version has more of themAlso it never really explains what exactly skeletons are gonna do with what are obviously sex slaves
>>223080359the joke doesn't make sense without the braces you lying jew>>223080389wait, the jews changed that line?> “good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun”is iconic>>223080458thanks. I still don't get what the jews gain from this
>>223080466>Also it never really explains what exactly skeletons are gonna do with what are obviously sex slavesbone them
>>223080221I grew up next door to a drive-in theatre. I saw Moonraker 7 times one summer. She had braces, I have no doubt.
>>223080620That was the drive in cut where the projectionists drew braces on her frames
>>223080466Keep stripping them to the bone.
>>223080466They're taking them to THE BONE ZONE.
>>223080466Yeah, there's three version of AOD; US Theatrical Cut, International Theatrical Cut, Director's Cut.
>>223080102This scene in The Fifth Element. Just before Gary Oldman chokes, he had a couple of lines where he mocks religion. Something about God creating chaos and destruction that people like Ian Holm's character cleaned up. I remember seeing in the cinema version because someone in front of me walked out. It was missing from the DVD and Blu Ray releases.
>>223081596Good. Anti God propaganda has no place in movies
>>223081668It's not anti god though because his whole spiel is undercut by him nearly choking to death and being saved by a priest.
>>223080102In the original cut of Carrie there was a fair bit of nudity in the British and European cut in the shower scene and also in the original Yankee-doodle-dandy cut. The actresses were all over 21, so this was fine even though they were playing teenage schoolgirls.Then when it was released on video in the USA they used the "safe for tv" version to avoid any potential controvercy not because they were playing schoolgirls, but because Americans didn't like nudity, as they found it sinful. The British and European video releases used the original cinema cut as it was a different distributor. When the DVD remaster was released it just used the inferior Yankee-doodle-dandy video cut and everyone pretended you'd never seen the close up of the bloody minge (it was a close up so probably a body double but the thought was there).A similar thing happened with alternative cuts and the movie Euro Trip. Michelle Trachtenberg had second thoughts about her topless flash scene and asked that it be removed in the edit at the last minute. That was done, but after some of the dubbed versions had been completed and these were shown in European cinemas (I think it was a French dub, but I might be wrong). You can find pictures of it on the internet if you look hard enough, I happened upon it not long after the film's release so it predates anyone really being able to convincingly edit moving pictures without access to stuff above the technical capabilities of home computers at the time. By the time the video and DVD releases came out everything used the American cut. The studio had to compensate her for the blunder, but this gained her a reputation as a "difficult" actress, which is why she never had a role as big as Euro Trip again.
>>223081596You mean when he breaks the glass and monologues about the robo vacuum?
>>223081596Might be false memory. Not listed here:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119116/alternateversions/
>>223080221It didn't happen in the film, what you're thinking of is a Russ Abott sketch, involving his spoof James Bond style character Basildon Bond. There was a scene where Les Dennis was playing Jaws and Bella Emberg was Dolly. The joke was not only that she had braces, but they were taking ages to kiss so Basildon stood behind jaws with a magnet.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l94eoiwdt9U
>>223080102I've seen two versions of Army of Darkness- in one, the night scenes are very bad quality (really grainy footage, low definition etc) and in the other it's perfectly fine but a lot of jokes are missing/changed/shortened. For example the bit in the windmill is a lot shorter, skips a lot of the tiny Ash bits. The one with the poor quality night scenes has the ending where Ash takes too many drops of the sleep potion and wakes up to a post apocalyptic world.
>>223082056Yeah that's the one.
>>223080221Correct. The mandela effect is real
>>223081596what do you mean 'everyone'?
>>223082653This was my first Mandela effect.I have a really clear memory of being around 9-10y, taking out a shirt from my closet and inspecting the tag with curiosity, not quite understanding why a fruitbasket would look so weird.
>>223080102>Mandela effectactually there is a rational explanation for it, pic related
>>223080102The octopus in Goonies. Works so much better as them spinning tales to media.
>>223080121I'd record movies off TV in the 90's, so some of the scenes I remember the most aren't in the DVD versions because TV airings had extra deleted scenes
>>223080221I was never into those movies but I distinctly remember that scene because my parents showed it to me and my sister or told us to come from the kitchen watch because she had braces and we were getting ours soon or I was scared to. And it stuck with us because it was a scene that my parents knew about before we were born or into movies. And her having braces is why my mom would even think it was funny and expected we would. I've never watched the movie to completion and didn't know its title until the ME. That and FotL, when I was much older I opened a bag of new tshirts on my bed and realized the cornucopia was gone and literally said to myself that it was the dumbest corporate decision, one of the only "things are changing...for the worse" memories I have. But the Mandela thing itself, he was always grifting and handwaving off stupid lore similar to John McCain later, why young white kids knew him.
>>223082767this is the most bizarre one
>>223082680Everyone.
>>223080359The scene doesnt even make sense that way
>>223080221She never had braces. The whole "joke" is that she has nice teeth and is a sweet innocent type in direct difference to Jaws' metal mouth and being a murderer. Have you never heard the phrase opposites attract? I'm so sick of this shit.
>>223082653Thats the one for me. I remember calling the basket thing a "loom" and then my father corrected me, explaining to me what a cornucopia is. Thats how I even learned what that is. It makes no sense, that it never was there. That would be some bootstrap paradox bullshit
>>223083294The whole joke was, that they both have metal teeth
>>223081668>the villain who is objectively in the wrong cannot say anything that I personally consider to be wrong even though this movie agree with meif I was this stupid I would surely be this religious too because the only way someone like you would get past age 12 is with a personal guardian angel working overtime
>>223080102The evil dead movies all have multiple edits
>>223080343It was always froot loops, because you need the 4 O's to show off the four colors of froot loops. Also since it doesn't contain any fruit they can't legally call it FRUIT loops.
>>223081918Michelle trachtenberg did NOT have any actual topless scenes in Eurotrip. I know this because she was only 17 when they filmed it. And even if they wanted her to do it and she had her parents permission or whatever, she explicitly said she wouldn’t do any nudity.There’s one deleted scene where she is meant to flash some drivers to try and get a car to pick them up. But you can see why it was deleted. She is only filmed from the back so she isn’t nude, and you can still see black tape around her midriff to cover her front up Also apparnetly it was freezing and raining so the scene was just bad vibes to make, hence removing it
>>223080357foot in the door dude. if you can get people to accept something small it makes it easier to get away with something bigger later
Apparently they would update and edit scenes and effects in the Disney plus marvel shows after their first airing because they were rushing them out the door so fast they were barely complete. The version you see now is not the version that first aird. Kind of like animes with DVD versions vs TV versions.
>>223080343This one is crazy, because it actually flip flopped. Froot Loops used to be the "wrong" version
>>223082653This actually turned out to be the company filed their logo change incorrectly so them scrubbing the original one from the internet was them trying to cover their asses.
>>223081594which one has the most nudity?>>223081596that at least makes sense. I can see them censoring that. idk what the jews gained from changing moonraker
>>223083255>The scene doesnt even make sense that wayHe big and scary. She tiny and meek!They... In love??
>>223082653You remember the leaves being brown and conflated it with the Thanksgiving decorations your teachers hung up in the classroom.
>>223081918>>223080102For some fucking reason every modern version of Gunbuster (even the nip version) is based on the subbed english version that cuts out Noriko's bush for some reason. Like they have all this other nudity, but they cut like 2 frames of bush
>>223081594my dir cut version says " Subtitles form the MGM DVD were incorporated into this rip. The Spanish, Portuguese, and Indonesian subtitles from the MGM DVD were re-synced and OCR'd. The Chinese, Korean, and Thai subtitles from the MGM DVD were resized for a 576p and re-synched. The Russian subtitle track came from a Russian release. And the English and German subtitle tracks came from the German Bluray and were also OCR'd.The Bluray is from the same transfers as the MGM DVD and contains the extra footage that all Anchor Bay´s prints are MISSING a short 2 second shot: After Sheila is first captured and presented to Evil Ash, he rips Sheila's dress down to her waist. Explaining the next shot of looking her up and down. The following shot of the nude slave girls is also much clearer. The R3 HAS this shot (perviously shown only on the Japanese "Captain Supermarket" Laserdisc). The bodice ripping scene was actually an idea of a producer Dino DeLaurentis, and Raimi cut it from his "director approved" versions. Also notice that the Anchor Bay versions look cropped on all four sides in some scenes and even zoomed in others."
>>223085641Based Dino.
>>223082143>um, acktually, you're thinking of some sketch you've never seen or heard of???
The mandela effect happens when you are a child actively watching a movie and anticipating a scene, thus imagining it before it happens.>>223080221The setup for the joke is so slow that your brain has time to fill in the "she has braces" punchline
>>223084223>Disney plus marvel showsHappens in movies too
>>223086192my red bird keeps being blue
>>223080102the cornucopia never existeddolly never had bracescurious george never had a tailit's looney tunes, not toonspikachu never had a black tailtom cruise shirt was pink in the risky businessit's berenstain bearsand mandela died in 2013
>>223085598no
>>223082143>of is a Russ Abott sketchthere's no fucking way I saw a bongistani tv show
>>223082653why did the jews do this? what do they gain from this?
>>223086192What kind of retard is 1 and 2? Literal NPCs
>>223083294the joke was that they both have metal teeth
>>223084014movies can have underaged nudity. the 60s romeo and juliet has it. cp is illegal but if something has "artistic merit" it's by definition not porn. like wasn't booke shields naked in multiple films as a teen?
>>223086117yeah idk why yurojews are like that. at least the jaws ad with the little girl from the 90s made more sense because people saw that
>>223083294You are stupid.
>>223080102Although it's not in the graphic novel, which makes me think it never happened; I remember a line in Sin City in theaters when Dwight goes into Jackie Boy's pocket and says "I pull out an atom bomb that would blow the hat off the pope.". And a few days after the premier of Sin City the Pope died.
>>223080102Saw it on betamax. The ending I got for Army of Darkness was Ash miscounting the potion dose and waking up in a desert. When I saw the different ending back in HS, I thought I was tripping balls.
Jesus Christ, Raimi.
>>223081918>the bloody mingeyuck
>>223086736Eurotrip isn't the kind of movie that's going to get by with artistic underage nudity. Just think of the context of the scene, she's flashing someone to get a car to pick them up. The same year The Guy Game came out on PS2 and there was a huge (for a shovelware title) controversy since one of the drunk sluts they got to flash her tits had a fake ID and was only 17 years, 364 days old.
>>223087014I remember that line >>223087138based>leaves the had onkek>>223087342again brooke shields was naked in multiple films before turning 18
>>223087418>I remember that lineDon't fuck with me.
>>223087138masterful miniatureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD8OBN9vf78
>>223080102Have we figured out which current version of the film has this in anywhere?
Back when I saw the movie in 1997 they browsed Windows 95 and not linux or mac or what ever it was.
>>223082653What was The Simpsons referencing?
>>223088195A common medieval painting design resembling rustic elegance via the cornocupia as a symbol
>>223085598I didnt conflate it with something I learned about from the very same logo. There isnt even Thanksgiving where I live
>>223088195>What was The Simpsons referencingA literal cornucopia, literally.
>>223087418Blue Lagoon wasn't a boner comedy.
>>223080102I know I am from a different timeline because C3-PO's leg wasn't silver.
>>223082653I remember looking up what a cornucopia was specifically because of that image, left was real and right was corporate bullshit disinfo. I honestly believe we live in an environment that tries to make us mentally unwell, active gaslighting being one of those things.
>>223080221she did. I remember my mom and dad making a joke about it when we watched it when I was a kid.
>>223083215I honestly think this one may just be the artist assumed there was a cornucopia in the original, did his art without reference, and then got defensive about it later.
>>223087342Keira Knightley flashed her teenage tits in a very similar scene.
>>223080221Take a look at this BBC obituary for Richard Kiel from 2014. The braces smiling scene is mentioned. And what's insane to me is that I've never seen moonraker but i remember seeing a clip of that scene from somewhere where she had braces, it was the whole joke - unless it was a parody (no it wasn't some obscure British tv show I've never heard of) https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-29160096
>>223090203Source on this man's memory being infallible?
>>223090219I never said it was incontrovertable proof retard I said it's interesting this "misremembering" of the scene goes back over a decade even to professional entertainment writers.
No, my memory can't be wrong. The whole world must have changed.You guys are douchebags
>>223090405>Don't trust your lying eyes, goy.
>>223090426May we see what you're looking at?
>>223090426No don't trust your lying memory.
>>223080102I'm so sure that there is a cut of starship troopers where Rico sucks diz's tits in that tent thing they bang in. Right when she takes off her shirt he has them in his mouth.
>>223087445there's absolutely a bomb line when he finds jackie boy's badge
>>223090203>>223090219>>223090302the only parody that makes sense is that there were visa commercials with jaws. but again, the fucking joke is based on the film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BhLAWP7jGA
>>223090405it's an elaborate jewish plot, retard
>>223080322I wish there was a version of Army of Darkness that is the TV edit without the censorship. If it didn't have that, I'd consider it the best version of the movie. Stuff like the official bootleg had the extra scenes but was missing music and the picture quality on those didn't match the rest of the movie. Oddly enough, the TV edit did.
>>223091342TV edits often have more content to pad out the run time. Waterworld had an extra 40 minutes in the television premiere that was almost lost media until the recent bluray included it.
>>223082767I remember my mom folding clothes back in the 70s, using the logo as a teachable moment about cornucopias.
>>223090405Nobody is saying this. Its just weird that so many people remember the very exact detail in the same way. Its not just random misrembering
>>223080221she totally did>>223080359>>223083294dumbass
>>223084014The law in the USA was different from the law in Europe at the time. Topless was fine without permission from parents in the UK after your 16th birthday; there was a big thing in the Daily Sport with countdown to Lindsey Dawn-MacKenzie's 16th birthday, the day after which the Sport were to publish photos of her with her nice fat baps out (google her if you like British slags, you won't regret it). Kiera Knightly did topless stuff in "the Hole" ostensibly before her 16th birthday, although this has never been legally challenged, so its thought she is a year or two older than her "stage age". Thora Birch was underage when she was topless in American Beauty, but those aren't actually her boobs, they're her mother's (look up some of her mum's porn films, if you don't believe it) and clever placement of where the window sash is.So there are ways and means around nudity of people under 18, usually its that they just lied about their age and they're a year or 2 older than they claim, like Trachtenberg who was really 20/21 when they filmed Euro Trip. They got the actual topless scene on a re-shoot a few moths after the deleted scene, so she was defiantly old enough. She regretted doing it after asked for it to be pulled, as she was allowed to in her contract, when it came to light some territories had shown it then she was actually paid compensation. Thats a fact, so what do you think they were paying her compensation for? Stubbing her toe or something? Every time someone posts this some Yankee-doodle-dandy who simps over the idea that she was some sort of a-sexual pure virgin comes up to try to defend her honour, but facts are facts, google hard enough and you can still find footage online, and she was legal or they would have used stunt boobs like they did with Thora Birch.
>>223094837>actual topless scene
