>>223093862
I enjoy her work.
are you sure this will help us sell more SPORTS ??
>>223093871
She fucks Chads and her and them don't give a fuck. Being a slut or a Chad must be awesome
>>223093887Yup this is the one TAKE MY SILVER LOAD SYDNEY TAKE IT
>>223093862Between this and her birthday cake shoot I've coomed to her like 10 times the last week
>>223093862This really helps me appreciate sports. Thanks Syd.
>>223093887
>>223093862The basketball hoop is the hottest.
>>223093923
>>223093862ok...she is very hotI know I know, but some people treat her like garbage and I was second guessing myself. But what a body, really super
>>223093862Why does she want us to coom so much? Wtf is her problem?
>>223093884I sure want to buy some sports now!!!
>>223093942
>>223093962Always goonNever stop
>>223093887Not even God himself could pull me out of Sydney.
>>223093938she needs to get past this overly tanned/bronzed look. it isnt doing it for me
is that... sydney sweeney NAKED??~!? WHAT?!!!
>>223093884Their product is gambling.This will help them sell sports betting.
>>223094016It’s summer and she lives on a lake and n Florida. That’s what hot girls do, they lay put in the sun and wait for Chad to come slap their ass.
>>223093862>is a hot chick with big tits and a mediocre acting ability>leans fully into her sexuality in order to make as much money as she can when the fires still hotI honestly respect her much more than other actresses who dance around this shit and do a "tasteful" nude scene in a movie
>>223093962This is how far you have to push it in a pornographic society. A Maxim photoshoot won't do it any more. Household names do interracial anal gangbang videos. Sydney is trying to be as sexual as possible while she is still young and tight. Many actresses wait until middle age to do full frontal nudity, in order to regain the popularity lost by their waning looks. Of course, this is really front loading Sydney's popularity, as the public only wants more and more, and she isn't going to do actual porn (I can't imagine). Meaning even if she keeps getting naked in middle age, she will still lose popularity compared to now.
>>223094079actually her acting carried Euphoria for 3 seasons.
>>223093887Those feet
Thank you sweeney.
>>223094149>her acting carried Euphoria
>>223093938Hmm, comes across a lot less tasteful in motion than in stills
>>223094203It doesn't look particularly tasteful in still either...
>>223094199Impeccable acting.
>>223093862She's basically a french actress at this point.
>>223094213>>223094203Sports and Tits. It’s been a winning combination since the dawn of time, yet some how it’s been hidden from us for 20 years. What could have caused this phenomenon?
>>223094199I'm sick and tired of women acting like dogs. Being a puppygirl is so fucking embarrassing
>sports prediction marketAh so this is what jews are calling scamming retards out of their money now?
I think you should be banned from being a celebrity if you do gambling ads
>>223094239i've always enjoyed her method acting the most
>>223094304Trooning out your kids is ok though, right?
what was her first nude scene
KEK
>>223093862I'm thinking SPORTS
>>223093938>The basketball hoop is the hottest.here this is for you
>>223094357Many such cases.
Why are zoomers so fucking puritan while at the same time being porn addicts who jerk off to the most depraved shit?>GAMBLING IS DEGENERATE>DRINKING IS DEGENERATE>NUDE WOMEN ARE DEGENERATE
>>223094389should have had her sitting in the hoop
>>223094403Gambling is a poison on society. The other things are fine.
>>223094360I'm thinking that we take that thought and add it to a parlay that deLaMarquise has a heart attack in the third quarter.SPORTS
>>223094411>>223094389
>>223092728
>>223094424Life is a gamble.
>>223094403I don't particularly care if you dress up like Bertie Wooster and go play baccarat in the south of France but online gambling is objectively terrible.
>>223094357see here >>223094079she's just self-aware
>>223094487Wat like that Zynga shit of sports betting?
>>223094403Being addicted to porn makes you resent it
>>223093862My boner is reaching new heights
Bitch put some clothes on
>>223093862I asked my mom and she didn’t have an answer so can any of you guys explain why Sydney Sweeney gives me boners?
>>223093862God bless this woman
>>223094199Impressive "acting" here by Sydney. Bravo!
>>223093887Sports?
In the past when sex symbols existed, men just said "yea, she's hot". With gen-z, they go into some deep dive about their acting like they are making one their 40 hour long introspection yt videos like ANYONE gives a fuck about them being a good actor. They are literally just there to be eye candy. How can these retarded freaks not understand this?
>>223094411>Sitting>>223094403The men are massively onions and wild get giga cancelled if they admitted to whacking off to pr0n in front of their roastie friends and the men gossip and backstab like women.
>>223094841in their defense, they werent assaulted with eye candy like we were
>>223094389I am once again asking for someone who is half photoshop-literate to shoop the Burger King crown onto this pic.
I mean what am I gonna do, not jerk off to those pics?
im straight, is it normal if sydney sweeney makes me wish i was her??
>>223094924You can just ask any online AI for that. Photoshop is dead, no need for it anymore, AI killed 99% of Photoshop-related jobs.
>>223094961Not at all, the gramatically correct form is "makes me wish I WERE her"
>>223094989omgosh im becoming a dumb bimbo just like her??
>>>/sp/>>>/s/>>>/b/
>>223093942What sport uses this big boomarang?
>>223094424alcohol is literally poison
>>223094841You're a goblin with Zoomer Derangement Syndrome. I'm not talking with a retard haunted by 14-29 year olds.
>>223095044It's not a big deal unless you drink a handle a day. About a thousand things in the average American diet are more harmful.
>>223095082except you are talking with me because your butthurt little zoomer ass couldn't help but reply
>>223094841What's wild is that Kirsten Dunst is mid as fuck
>Kirsten Dunst is mid as fucklil bro says this and loves zendaya lmao
>>223094924
>>223094841>I've ruined my brain with video essays and the zoomers are to blameHave you tried being normal?
>>223093862I want to buy that racket and sniff the handle
>>223095128alcohol is a leading preventable cause of death, disease, and injury in americathe average american diet is a nothinburger in comparison
>>223095308no!!! this is all wrong
>>223095409You gotta live a little lil bro
>>223093962She’s an unironic exhibitionist. Basically gets off on people seeing her body
>>223095418Should have been more specific
Shes got nice tits but these photoshoots do nothing for me
>>223094961>half blinking with the other eye during a winkamateur hour
>>223094357LMAO!!! It’s so fucking over
>2026 >seeing ads >posting them on 4chan You should kill yourself and your kike family
>>223093862My cock is as thick and long as that racket handle.
SPORTS
>>223093862You know fellas, Im starting to think Nudity inflation might actually be a thing
>>223094403This thread is a paid advertisement.
>>223093871Absolute nip slip in this one
>>223094403There's a fine line difference between obscenity and sexiness. The French understand this, but Americans (and tbf many others) are incapable of it.
>>223096092ENHANCE it
>>223096107Sydney makes the frogs look like amateurs.
>>223095042Australian football
>>223095325are you retarded? he is right and sorry you are fucking ignorant of the history of cinema, maybe hang out on tiktok where the "normal" people are and by normal i mean subhuman
>>223096107>the frenchYou mean the group that has so much cheating that they put up a bunch of barriers to get paternity testing done? The original negrophile group? Yea, I dont think think I will be idolizing them like you
>>223096194>you mean [completely unrelated things]Cool stuff /int/cel
>>223094357It’s SYDNOVER
>>223096220>brings up /int/ shit>cries about it when it is thrown back at himThe yuropoor cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>223096231Anon brought up things related to television and film, you brought up /int/shitkys
>>223096263>anonYour post was bogstandard euroshit /int/ crying about america.
>>223096222libtards SEETHING about Sydney is always glorious to witness.it's like she literally cannot lose.
>>223096263and """""""both""""""" of you homos are bumping an advertisement thread
>>223096305Sorry it upset you burgerbro, hope your ego can overcome the affront
>>223096351Concession accepted
>Midney Sweeney
If you’re complaining about this, you’re either a fat ugly feminist or an actual faggot.
>>223093871>>223093887>>223093923>>223093938>>223093942>>223093975Ok, so, what should I feel?
>>223096336>no, i dont like beautiful young blondes>no, i dont like big natural breasts>no, i dont like confidently sexual women>no, i dont like women without tattoos and piercingswhat the fuck do you have to do to a person to create this result
>>223096336Where are you seeing this seethe?
Millions must get hard
>>223096451A love for sports.
>>223096175Wildly bizarre non-sequitur. I'm sorry that you are so autistic that you start rambling about the history of cinema after having it made clear to you that 4-hour long video essays on youtube are extremely niche and not something everyone between the ages of 30 and 15 partake in.
I'm downloading these as anatomy study material.
>>223094121>This is how far you have to push it in a pornographic society. A Maxim photoshoot won't do it any more.This
more like just spurts haha
>>223096382Back to fauxmoi or aznidentity or wherever you go to complain about whitey oppressing you.
>>223095409zoomers are such embarrassing faggots
>>223094357Why do sluts always date dad bod ugly fucks like this?
alcoholics are such embarrassing faggots
>>223093862>>223093871>>223093887>the 1000 cocks stare
>>223097841But enough about your mama.
>>223094199Fuck, I thought that was shit coming out of her ass for a second. I'd love to eat her shit
>>223093862best fucktoy of today yess
>>223093862>just sportsHow about Just Grace?
>>223093891she cucks a millionaire? nice
>>223097478they fuck a nice betabuxxer they can fall in love with and then can get fucked by gym freak chads that hit them up during breaks / fights or in between relationshipsis it ya first day on earth kid
>>223093962She's doing sex magic over the American nation. Read Crowley on Witchdom and Female potential.
>>223095681What woman is not like that?
>>223093862>>223093871>>223093887>>223093942Some disgusting Jewish producer(s) get to look at her bare asshole and humiliate her in front of the goyim
>>223098162My mother.
Woke is dead baby
>>223096194Yeah the French literally have so much sex that it's a threat to society, they obviously know more about it than you kek.
>>223098170>t.
>>223096351>american garbage>getting over imagined slights on their oversized egosNever in a million years.
>no tats>blonde hair>shapely bodyThe blue hair, tat covered cows are having a hissy fit
>>223093862That's a Wilson Ultra V5. If the cosmetic didn't give it away, the inner race colour and the clip-on grommet system at 11 and 2 should. Looks like it's strung with something cheap. Entry level synthetic gut. The tie off at the top looks super rough. The overgrip wrapping doesn't look very well done, too much overlap. Bit of a shame they gave her a good racquet with bad strings and possibly a grip size too large for her too.
>>223093938Why are white women like this?
>>223093862Just like Weimar Germany. Deliberate sluttification of Aryan women in the media. Look up who owns the company.
>>223098586She's done sex scenes with black guys, dude.
Her boobs are too big.
>>223093862you have to be incredibly ok to have an issue with this
>>223094357i can smell from here and it's pretty bad
>>223098435She has tats, she just gets them covered for shoots.
>>223096474low t, literally, there was a study recently that testosterone changes your political leanings
>>223099154>testosterone changes your political leaningsI don't believe you, because this sounds incredibly fucking retarded
>>223093862she has no ass, that's embarrassing
>>223093887>football in the foot>based>football in the handlmao america keeps winning
>>223093862shoving a tennis ball racquet up your ass does not make you a professional athlete.
>naked>in a gambling adThe truck with money was fucking huge, gambling companies splurge out on small creators and they dont even have to be naked
The seethe ugly old women are feeling now could power a continent
>>223093862she needs to show us her vagina in a major motion picture or perhaps just in a photoshootit's the only thing left to see
>>223098637Look up who owns the movie studio then
>>223094403with men it's a camouflage thing, they all watch porn but pretend to be good little feminists in public because they think it will make them more attractive to women
why trannies hate her so much, i don't see many biological women care about her unless they are hype schizo
>>223099492Because they'll never be her.
>>223095979Me on the right
At least the court is not ejaculating
>>223098435>>223098586shes a fake blonde bro, also if you think she wasn't a slut before doing movies than I have no idea what to say to you
>>223096092That's her other arm
>>223093887Reference to Clara Bow = gays came up with this idea. Lack of visual symmetry is Zzzzz
>>223093862>>223093871>>223093887oh yeah
>>223099851whats the reference?
>>223098301Here's you reply and reminder that the genes/jeans outrage was completely manufactured via bots and gullible journalists.
It's fine but getting same-y. She doesn't have many different facial expressions, moods or aspects of personality. Just a body, to lure men into GAMBLING. Dire last days.
>>223093862>>223093871>>223093887>>223093923>>223093938>>223093942SYDNEY SWEENEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223099881shut the fuck up sanjay
>>223099324>>223096082>>223095308>>223094924>>223094389No way her left tit is that fucking big. It's not possible.
>>223094403Gambling is literally throwing your money awayIdk how anyone enjoys that you have to be retarded to gamble might as well just throw 50$ directly into the trash
>>223100082
>>223093938This is fine
>>223094357Well if someone can cure erectile dysfunction...
Test
>>223094403This isn't degenerate its glorifying the female body that God created to bring happiness to men. She isn't putting the sports stuff up her butt just posing with it. The elites and jews all want to bring up the White Birthrates because they tried working with Chinks and Indians and they failed.
>>223093871Vagina.
>>223094306>>223094199TITS.ASS.TITS. ASS.ASS. TITS.
I've been kinda sad lately and wasn't able to get a proper erection so this unironically was what ended that lmao
>>223094411*shitting
>>223095044>>223095409reminder that moderate drinkers live longer on average than no-fun-allowed spergs
>>223093884Sports?
sex with sydney
>>223099213>>223096382>>223095802>t. subhuman weeb brigade
>>223094357No point her marketing to women, they hate her. Men will crawl over lego to lick her arsehole.
>>223094841Do you think she hit that enormous penis? Too big to show in movies, he needed a smoll pp double.
Hope she just does porn at some point or starts an OnlyFans
>>223094924>>223095308>>223095418>>223095706KEK
when is she gonna show her bush?
>>223100400>While older observational studies suggested that moderate drinkers live longer than abstainers, modern re-evaluations and higher-quality research indicate that this apparent longevity benefit is largely a statistical illusion rather than a direct protective effect of alcohol.debunked
>>223094841because they are ruled by womenthey have accepted basic feminist premises as their normbasic premises like age gaps, consent, or having sex with any woman below the age of 25 being rape.
>>223093884well, yeah, actually. it's appealing to the same market (hot-blooded hetero men). this in contrast to interracial kissing appealing to burger lovers.
>>223100573You sound kind of predatory
>>223093938She makes me appreciate Special Olympians even more
>>223100601>t.
>>223094841Zoomers are a failed generation - low-test, ageing badly, can't use computers, can't socialize, no personality (just copy-pasted influencer talking points).
thanks op
>>223093862As long as hot women are celebrated in ads again, we're moving back in the right direction.
>>223100562It's just because moderate drinkers are more likely to be more relaxed and fun people that non drinkers so they live a bit longer, nothing to do with the alcohol itself.
>>223093862She can't stop winning.
>>223100645yeah the 400 lb black tranny shit all over the place during biden was miserable
>>223094121That just shows how backwards we've come.
>>223100615I keep seeing Gen Xers in their late 40s/50s with Zoomettes in their 20s. Zoomer couples always seem to be the fat chick/skinny boy duo.
>>223100664More like break the floor.
>>223100150It's call forced perspective anon.
>>223098005Hi Homelander
>>223093862Nope.Face too ugly to be on screen
>>223093862Bo Knows Bimbos
>>223096133>That anatomy and fore shorteningInsane, it looks like a bad drawing how big her head and neck is and how short her arm is.
>>223100785Didn't Handmaid or whatever do okay though?
>>223100134I’m the whitest man in this thread
>>223093862OkSoHearMe Out...UmSexWith SydneyIf you know what I mean
>>223095042Looks like a hockey goalie stick
>>223094403It’s not a zoomer thing. It’s a clap thing
That's it? and chuds DARE to affirm she is the new Pam.
Whatever. I'm just glad we're back to sexualizing women as a society.
>>223100615>Zoomers are a failed generation - low-test, ageing badly, can't use computers, can't socialize, no personality (just copy-pasted influencer talking points).You've reached the same level of obsession as your parents, congrats.
>>223093862Just and ad for Gambling LOL
>>223099872And even stupider leftists
>>223094357Scooter was the manager of Taylor Swift and got axed for being to big of a kike, and now this lmao
>>223093938holy shit you weren't kidding. oh my science...
>>223100673I see skinny zoomnigger couples all the time, usually near universities.
>>223100615>>223101429I am tired of posts like these. I am a zoomer tard but I think there is a lot to learn from millennials and they have always been some of the coolest people I’ve interacted with irl.
I've had sex with hotter chicks I can die peacefully now
>>223093862Wasn't Sydney Sweeney constantly bitching about men sexualizing women for ages?
>>223093938i want her to sit on me like this
>>223093862I wish it was Sadie Sink doing this photoshoot not Sydney.
i love big boobs
Guys, is it gay to want to have sex with her?
>>223101942> I've had sex with hotter chicks Sure bro. Maybe chicks with better faces.
>>223094357He's a turbo jew BTW
>>223094403>every single zoomer i see is the same person
>>223102030What’s the source of this? I forgot
>>223102030
>>223096222The lingerie industry is deceptively very competitive, and frankly limited. There's only soo many spins on lingerie you can do, and frankly, women don't need to wear it in the first place, its a luxury of vanity that you only wear when you're trying to impress your bf or husband. Its niche.I once dated an asian ex-model, tall gorgeous girl. She wore some nice lingerie once for my birthday, and i liked it, but as i more or less tore it off her before getting freaky, she in hindsight realised that it was a waste of money and could have just turned up commando in the first place and gotten the same reaction lmao.
>>223094841>With gen-z, they go into some deep dive about their acting like they are making one their 40 hour long introspection yt videos>makes shit up>seethes about it
The hottest shit she did was that scene in euphoria where she is dancing on her wedding and her boobs are spilling out of the corset, insane
>>223102101Link the aznude pls.
>>223102092> I once dated an asian ex-modelGIWTWM
>>223093862>>223093871>>223093887She did it again!
>>223093862Mogged by any random K-Pop idol lol.
guys it's okay she put on a shirt and said gamble responsiblyhttps://youtu.be/qbVq3I_fjSE
>>223102101Corsets are ugly.
>>223102157>She did it again!Clumsy broad keeps losing her blouse and her trousers!
>>223093938If her ass was phat she would be my favorite white actress
>>223094389yes this is the best part of the advert. first time i have heard her speak, i've only seen her in pictures and webms.
>>223094841But Kristen Dunst wasn't hot. She just showed nipples in a Spider-Man movie. We like Spider-Man. Any bitch showing nipples in Spider-Man is gonna leave an impression. If Jessica Alba was MJ it would've been 100x better since Alba is actually hot.
>>223094357braun is replacing david geffen on the board of the jewish baby eaters of Los Angeles when geffen dies.
>>223093975>Finally a shot where she is wearing some kind of garment!>It's a panty shotAmerica healing?
>>223102498Kirsten, anon, and she was fucking gorgeous. Something she had in common with Jessica Alba, in fact.
>>223093887>>223093871>>223093862THE NEW MARILYN MONROE
>>223093862So this i s a literal whore prostitute pretending not be one?
>>223102498>But Kristen Dunst wasn't hot.She was a cute, charming, White woman. She did her job, knew her place, and we were all fine back then.
>tfw no Sydney wifeWhy even live
flat like a boy
>>223094357Jewish handler
>>223093975P U F F YUFFY
>>223093862imagine if she was your sister
this isnt even an ad on tv but its an ad on /tv/
>>223102723Hot.
>>223102723yeah haha
>>223093862>>223093871>>223093887Will she just go ahead and show us her asshole so we can be done with this
>>223103153nah guys with hot sisters don't really feel anything for them. The sister's hot friends, however...
call me when she starts doing porn
>>223103680I don't believe thatlil bro is shaking hands with the milkman every other night thinking about those sweater puppies for sure
>>223103153bro looks like he only thinks about 2 things: corn and trucks
>>223103774maybe if literally the only positive female attention you get in the entire world is from her. same with lusting after your own mother.
>>223103821hot people are hot, no matter how guilty you feel about it
>>223093862I wish my wife was a vapid fuck doll that used sex appeal ro make money
>>223103774nah man. Some people with hot little sisters don't see 'em like that even as they grow up. Its like an environment thing. Freud even wrote something on it.
>>223093975>33do they have to be 'that' fucking obvious?
>>223099210it's true, the higher testosterone you have the closer your political opinion is to mine
>>223093862>Have her do a spread eagle handstand with tennis raquet in her cooter>Lob serves off her bagina
>>223093862Ugly bitch. She's got that resting bitch face that just feels really off-putting. Looking at her expression you can't tell whether she's horny or about to bite your dick off. What is it, do you wanna fuck or are you angry over some stupid femoid reason again, with those aggressive angry eyebrow look of yours? I'm sorry I didn't do the dishes, okay?I mean, her body is nice, but the face just doesn't work at all for me.Am I gay?
>>223104072Also what is it with women like her and their belief that half-closed eyes somehow make them look sexy. It's not hot, it makes her look dumb.
>>223093862>>223093887>>223093923>>223093942And i'm here for it!
>>223093887Where's she hiding the hockey puck?
>>223104072>Am I gay?Yes.
>>223093881she's like the ultimate "average woman of the USA"i mean "average woman" in the best way possible
>>223093887>>223093862>>223093871I'm not sure what's being advertized.
>>223104212>average woman of the USAIf this is how the average woman looks then I am moving to USA.
>>223101038Cryptic
>>223104243Sports.Just sports.
>>223094403>>223096107both (modern) disney and nickelodeon is an endless stream of fart, shit, piss, goo and other disgusting jokesthe mind boggles, WTF is wrong with americans
>>223093862I hate sydney sweenie.Shes just too good to be true.Shes like a porn star who is also the girl next door, its like, c'mon man, boys may be fooled but grown men know pussy ain't free.
>>223093887>>223093871>>223093942What's with these dumbass expressions?
>>223093887>>223093871>>223093862Why does she always look half alseep or drugged
She's extremely mid. Regular body and a really generic face. It's hilarious to see this board moaning about how ugly Zendaya is while worshipping Midney.
>>223101429>>223100615>>223101908It is old as humanity writes down history. All the boomers got called weaklings because they didnt served WW2 and were afraid of Vietnam war. Or degenerate because they liked Elvis Presley and the Beatles.
>>223094961No.
>>223104544>Regular bodythose are f cups at least bro
>>223104544troon coded post
>>223101975And spin the balls?>>223101991Only when she pegs you.
>>223104584But also this
>>223100488i fucking hate libertarians
>>223104655>codedWhy are you using troon lingo while calling others troons?
>>223104704improvise adapt overcome
>>223096569This one was great
>>223096474>youngshe's pushing 30s
>see Sydney Sweeney post>click on it>see boobs>blood rushes to my penis>click off it and go about my dayWhy does she make so many people seethe?
>>223097478Because you assume women think like men do
>>223104876Because her face is ugly
>>223105062Turn your monitor on
>>223099440i only watch feminist porn.its not objectifying because men get kicked in the balls.
>>223093887in awe at the absolute smollness of her feet
>>223104002>>223103680Thanks ChatGPT.
You just she's the type of girl who doesnt wear any modesty garments and just poses there naked in front of the photographer and the rest of the guys on set
>>223105225good genes
>>223093862She needs to bear my child
>>223104477Yeah how dare she be nice to look at
>>223105878she is pregnant with my child
>>223102543
>>223093862>Sydney Sweeney reaching new heights in her career>Career All she ever does is get naked. You call that a career? I could do that with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back.
>>223106588>I could do that with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my backNo one wants to see your morbidly obese brown body. You have diabetes and smell like curry.
