Welcome, to Prototaxite Park
>>223105398I get that the climate changing is bad, but I'm not sure that the best climate was "whatever it was before the industrial revolution". Maybe the correct climate we are trying to restore is the Late Silurian period
>>223105398pingas
>>223105424I wonder what type of dominante specie will be after the next extinction event.We went from crustaceans, to giant lizards and now we're in the monke era. I bet birds will be the next ones.
>>223105442Octopuses
>>223105398we must Return to Tube.
>>223105398Giant ferns and horsetails are cool.Too bad we never get a movie with a landscape like this because the only green Californian junkies have ever seen is a lump of shitty weed.
>>223105442silica based
>>223105398wtf are those?
>>223105398We don't know who made these effigies, but whoever they were, we know one thing for certain: they supported the patriarchy.
>>223105488What a bizarre thing to say. There's tons of trees in California.
>>223105494There are no true silica based life forms on earth, something will just step up to fill the niche. Probably birds or the grass will figure out how to walk and talk and be racist.
>>223105398What's going on here? What am I looking at here?
>>223105513BWCs before they were attached to humans
>>223105398I could rule this world as its apex predator.
>>223105442In "After Man" it's speculated that rodents will dominate the planet the same way dinosaurs did.In "The Future Is Wild", which is roughly based on "After Man", it's speculated that cephalopods would develop intelligence and conquer the land, as anon >>223105460 said.
>>223105398>Welcome, to Penis Park.
>>223105670You couldn't even breathe.
>>223105523>What a bizarre thing to say. There's tons of trees in California.Most Hollywood writers never leave LA.
>>223105442So dinosaurs again?
>>223105578Prehistoric trees I think
I never got how life survived the Iceball Earth period
>>223105442People evolved from primates, not monkeys
>>223105398If you sat on that, would you die?
>>223105398>look up prototaxites>for a long time people thought they were a fungus, but now they think they were an entirely different kingdom of eukaryotic life that has since died outWhat the fuck were they?
>>223105398>AI paleoartyuck
>>223108086I wonder if they were in the same supergroup that includes animal and fungal cells
sup mouldieu gud?
>neither plant, animal, or fungispooky
>>223108369>go back in time >it turns towards to you when you look at it
>>223105398My ex-wife would have loved it there
>>223108086Turns out little monkey fella
>>223105836Not with all that BWC I'm suckin
>>223105442humans, again.
>>223105442>>223105555Machines
>>223105398Welcome to Plantation Station
>>223107211>People evolved from monkeys, not monkeysRetard
>>223108086Something that's close to a fungus but not quite, duh. It doesn't sound very exciting in any case.
>>223105424Where is all the extra soil coming from to make all these layers?
>>223110366>Soil consists of a solid collection of minerals and organic matterdirt is just ground rock and water and all manner of organic detritus
>>223110366Ever heard of volcanoes and plate tectonics/subduction?The earth is one giant dough being continuously kneaded.
>>223110415>>223110420Sounds like communo-atheist babble to me
>>223110468tell me about your flat earth, anon
>>223110366There is no "extra" soil making these layers. Wind blows dirt, dust and sand over everything. Volcanoes erupt putting even more shit up in the air that comes down on to that dirt, dust and sand. Then plants grow on that. The plants catch even more dust, dirt and sand. The plants die and add to that collection of shit piling up over what was originally under all of that. Now spend millions of years having that happen and you get layers and layers of shit under other shit. You suddenly get massive hills here and there. Cut the hillside open and you have a time machine
>>223107790It would be extremely painful
>>223110916You got a loose anus.
>>223105398What if I traveled back in time and fucked it?
>>223111111Holy Hexes.
>>223105424>I get that the climate changing is badgood npc
>>223106493There are literally several state and national forest parks in Los Angeles, dunce. Keep shitting your pants about California. It was a red state until the 90s when GUESS WHO overturned a vote.
>>223111227just 2 more weeks right?
>trust me bro, it was goo at some point, we were le heckin soup dude!not buying that shit. science cultists make creationists look like reasonable people.
>>223111264I don't know what you're trying to say. That isn't even a complete sentence.
>>223111274Soup is good.
>>223106493retard award
>>223111336food*
>>223110366There's some minerals that only form when surface exposed minerals get subducted into the earths mantle and get moved back to the surface again, pretty cool stuff.
>>223111274>we evolved from primates>every human is from africa>the reason there's humans in the americas is people tens of thousands of years ago wandered hundreds to thousands of miles over hundreds of years across land and ice bridges they had no idea even "led" anywhere at all
>>223105442>We went from crustaceans, to giant lizards and now we're in the monke era. I bet birds will be the next ones.This guy believes some zany stuff
>>223111426>wait we changed our minds but we're certain it might be true this time
>>223111426They led to better hunting/fishing spots, isn't that enough? Also before actual land bridges formed they already sailed along the coasts.
>across land and ice bridges *located in the coldest places on earth humans could reach at the time>again, zero idea this "led" anywhere, they were just wandering around this cold ass frozen wasteland for who knows how longbuyable
>>223111467neat so they weren't natives?
>>223105424>but I'm not sure that the best climate was "whatever it was before the industrial revolution".Exactly, the whole movement is predicated on the idea that the earth's climate in 1800 was ideal
>>223111467>They led to better hunting/fishing spots>*located in the coldest places on earth humans could reach at the time>actual "shoes" yet to be invented
>>223111492the 1800s were gay
>>223111465No one will change their minds about these. These are facts.
>>223111486humans are only natives to africa, and all humans are native to africa, so "colonialism" of africa is literally impossible
>>223111514>These are facts.[x]
come home, white man, it belongs to you too
>>223111519>>223111514That was debunked like 15 years ago, braniac
>>223111470Grugs were following herd migrations. It's not like they had a map.
>>223111534Yeah, confirmed by DNA, both ancient and modern. Not much will change about these.
>>223111555based & checkedlet's firebomb and harvest the resources and make kino resortsI want to see an elephant and a giraffe without seeing the gross poachers and aids ridden criminals
>>223111561animals randomly wandering to a new continent over ice is about as believable as humans
>>223111470>>223111499Fucking Greenland was settled by at least three different cultures that fought against each other for it.>actual "shoes" yet to be inventedWhat the hell do you mean by that? Do you think eskimos wore "actual shoes" instead of simply wrapping sealskin around their feet with strings?
>>223111426>early humans couldn't have wanted to explore the vast open world and find new things
>>223111581>Fucking Greenland was settled by at least three different culturesThree different actual shoe cultures
>>223111581>A.D.humans migrating to the americas happened in the BC
>>223111593starvation and freezing to death are things to find
can't say they were "new" though
>>223111593>>early humans couldn't have wanted to explore the vast open world and find new thingsimagine!
>>223111581They rode dinosaurs obviously
>>223111617discovery wasn't built on staying safe
>>223111647neither were challenger or columbia, obviously
>>223111673I was there, no it didn't
>>223111681of course. mistakes were made, and humans learned from it.
>>223105460octupi
>>223111746[post about the jewish question I got banned for 3 days for]
>mfw I actually get banned for alluding to not-making a banned post
>>223111601What difference does it make? Keep in mind that we're talking about eskimos living in tents made of animal hides in frozen wastelands.
>>223111681not funny frog boy
>>223111807why am I still chuckling then
I love prehistoric life bros
>>223111805>What difference does it make?several thousand years of difference actually
>>223111426>>the reason there's humans in the americas is people tens of thousands of years ago wandered hundreds to thousands of miles over hundreds of years across land and ice bridges they had no idea even "led" anywhere at allMeanwhile>Grug's sonbearer: Tor's sonbearer have better furs! Tor's sonbearer have better flint! Tor's sonbearer's fire shine brighter! Tor's sonbearer have stronger sons! Why Grug never hunt longtooth?? Why Grug never sacrifice firstborn??>Grug: *seriously ponders leaving for greener, heck, even icier pastures*
>>223111848>Grug's sonbearerlel
>>223111836why did the sawtooth never appear on the flintstones as a tool
>>223111581Who the fuck are the green people
>>223111897envidians
they really weren't all that great
>>223111839That amount to... better igloos and dogsleds? Clearly it was impossible for mankind to survive there before Christ came and gave them those gifts.>>223111897It's a mystery.
>>223108086Just a fungus. Fungi are basically just a catch-all for anything that doesn't fit into other kingdoms anyway.
>>2231118369ver 4gethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8
>>223111933>before Christ camehow did he get from the levant to america in 33 years and then back to the levant to be crucified
>>223111981Here's a little book that answers that question and more.
>>223105442Aren’t we already in an extinction event?
>>223111836Wtf anorith is real
>>223105442>>223105424
>>223112052technically we've been in a gradually worsening extinction event for something like tens of thousands of yearsso obviously carbon from industry is to blame
>>223111111Checked
>>223111111
>>223112113kinda based. i'll allow it
>>223112113When is the second Finno-Korean Hyperwar?
>>223112113>no plastic sea life from the mass introduction of plastic combined with massive overfishing by a species that can't digest plasticcalling bullshit
>>223111274Yes, 'god' spent six days creating everything in 'his' wisdom and then he rested. Just like the holy bibly says.
>>223111426Yes. All of that is true. Or you can reject proven science and trust "faith" in one of many competing religions based on hundreds of years of talking and trying to remember fairy tales of the ancestors.lol
>>223112018I love that one. Some whore king found golden tablets buried that allowed him to marry and fuck as many women as he wanted. And people followed him to Utah and he had a nice racket going that still continues today through the ignorance of the people who were brought up in it.
>>223112491>proven >science>brought to you by the makers of "sucking her dick isn't gay"
>>223112460What if life is a simulation and God is a personification of our universe's development team?
>>223112551You're very simpleminded then.>a few modern woke scientists thinking things about gender invalidates ALL science from hundreds of years of human history. Best to just trust creationism that's been disproved many times over.You're hopelessly dumb.
>>223112580>you're a creationistwrongwhy can't sciencefags admit they really don't know all that much better than religionfagsone bases it on an ancient book and heresay and the other bases it on mostly heresay by "scientists" (when something like 50%+ of all scientific papers ever were found to be straight bullshit when they fed it all into AI)
>>223112574That would make more sense than a magical sky god manifesting things from his imagination. The problem is that we're saddled with brains that can't accept they're the evolution of millions of years of non-sentient brains. We ascribe ourselves so much importance that we can't just be accidental. We made god in our own image, not the other way around.
>>223112598>mostly hearsayNo. Fossils and experiments using the scientific method. Why THE FUCK would you trust A.I. to validate science????It's just an aggregator that doesn't even work yet. Trusting it to delineate what actual experts have written is fucking retarded. You are retarded.
>>223112574>What if life is a simulationThis was also disproven. A computer would have to harness the energy of 30 universes to perfectly simulate one down to the molecular level perfectly across the entire universe>But what if the people who are simulating us aren't in our universeThen that's just as likely as God being real I guess.
>>223111426Wait till you hear how humans populated the various islands in the Pacific. You will shit bricks.
>>223112665If all we have to base any of it on is our own consciousness then you can't quantify how much energy it would take.
You should all read a book called 'Sapiens'.
>>223112616>The problem is that we're saddled with brains that can't accept they're the evolution of millions of years of non-sentient brains.the actual problem is we can never know, it is literally as impossible for us to nail down our origins let alone anything actually outside our own lifetimes (since history is constantly being edited and diverging from actual events; you can literally watch this happen right now in real time) as it is to know exactly how old our fucking system's star isand we dislike the inability to be certainplus special snowflake syndrome and being terrified by death so needing copes>>223112649>Fossils and experiments using the scientific method.>based on the work of strangers outside of my lifetime>>223112580>>a few modern woke scientists thinking things about gender invalidates ALL science from hundreds of years of human history. *And begins editing the collective knowledge of all of mankind to accommodate these beliefs, rather than be truthful>this is the first and ONLY time this has ever happened
>to know exactly how old our fucking system's star isimagine you're expecting a red giant event in, say, 5 billion years from now, and turns out HAHA we misestimated the age of the universe or something by several billion years +
>>223105398I would go. I would buy a ticket and see this.
>>223112738same
>>223112616The problem is the rational atheists take a whole lot on faith.Like if I say "Why does life exist on Earth and nowhere else? No evidence of life outside of earth exists." They will tell us they know we aren't alone in the universe, that there is alien life out there, they just don't have any proof, they just know it is out there.
>>223112870>Prototaxites formed large trunk-like structures up to 1 metre (3 ft) wide, reaching 8 metres (26 ft) in height,[4] made up of tiny interwoven tubules around 50 micrometres (0.0020 in) in diameter, making it by far the largest land-dwelling organism of its time.it took me a minute to figure out it was the dildos in the OP pic being referenced from this cap, lol
>>223112850everything outside of one's own personal first person perspective lifetime experience is taken entirely on faith, frenbut yes atheists typically have a hard time accepting this, because faith is a no-no word to most>They will tell us they know we aren't alone in the universe, that there is alien life out there, they just don't have any proof, they just know it is out there.the best explanation honestly is as much a guess as most other things, but a solid one; there are so many fucking galaxies in the visible universe and thus so many more stars and planets than that, for us to be it even if we're accidentalthere is almost no logical chance this is the sole planet out of what, trillions? more? that developed any life at all, and thus can't be the sole one to develop sapience eitherthe realistic chances of this are fucking astronomical, BUT would still work out to be something like one sapient species per galaxy and that's like the best chances, flukes like star trek universe hundreds of species in one asideand there is zero guarantee anything like FTL or pencil through paper space folding shit is EVER possible no matter how far tech advances, so even some galaxy with 2 species on the opposing ends could be effectively forever alone in the universe, unable to even detect one another
God and aliens theoretically both could exist right now and there's absolutely no way for us to know they did or didn't til they decided to show uphopefully in the former case it would be to tell us something more helpful than "I need you to cut part of your dick off and give it to the nice old lady over there so she can smear it on her face"
>>223113076Yeah, but if reality is a simulation, then the lack of aliens could be a feature and not a bugMaybe some xenophobic future humans made a simulation of what life was like before first contact, before those damn xenos started influencing our culture and politics. A universe free from xeno interference. >>223113135The more interesting thing is Aliens could prove and disprove religion simultaneously. An advanced alien species can show up and say "A few of our species infiltrated your planet in the past. Their names were Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed", and then show alien records demonstrating their presence on earth 3500, 2500, 2000 and 1400 years ago. Showing yes these figures could perform miracles, but the source of their power was Alien technology and not divine might. Arthur C Clarke is famous for saying "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.". Michael Shermer suggested "Any sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial intelligence is indistinguishable from God."
>>223105398>These thing predate trees>trees in the background>cut logs next in the grassWhy use AI slop?
>>223112354The first one never ended, they don't want you to know this.
>>223105578Big fungi
>>223111426People are curious and like to explore.
>>223105442>BirdsSmart enough, social, already have proof of "history" / knowledge passed between generations of crows. Don't have any manual dexterity to develop tech>Octopi Have the manual dexterity but die after giving birth, making intergenerational education impossible. Otherwise generally asocial, civilization can't develop. >Rodents Numerous, social, trainable, survive anything. Kinda got hands. But just not THAT smart. Rats are at best surprisingly clever for a rat. I can't think of any animal that would be able to carry the torch of developing an actual culture or civilization if we lose the monkey angle.
>>223113461[insert joke resulting from too much time in Hansen threads I got banned for a month for]
>>223113363>A universe free from xeno interference.>still has jews[x]>Aliens could prove and disprove religion simultaneously.this isn't really all that "comforting" a notion, you know, since if that were true, and we're at this point and still don't know about it, they're fucking with uswe would be either this toy or this experiment and neither is any better than God starting 3 religions all worshipping him under different names and kicking back to jerk off over them brutalizing one another over the confusion and which is the "right" way to kiss his ass for thousands of years
>>223111336if you love soup so much then why don't you marry soup?
>>223113631Oh it would be worseIt would undermine the existence of the afterlife, as all the major prophets were lying about who they were or the nature of their power
>>223112687We're basing it on the laws of physics, how our reality functions. But yeah, if you're just dismissing that, the simulation idea is just throwing it up to faith.
>>223105513we don't actually know what prototaxites are. they might be giant fungi, or they might represent an entirely separate branch of the tree of life that no longer exists.
>>223113687you would not believe (or maybe you would) how many of them were in these gas filled caves in the levantine deserts when they had these "visions"muhammed is a well known example but the author of revelations too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Apocalypse
>when the dick skin tribe arrives demanding your foreskins for the hundredth time over that guy's hallucination in the gas cave
>>223112697We can watch evolution in real time too and surmise that it's not a new concept. I don't think any politically motivated scientists are retroactively changing previous knowledge to fill some agenda. The mental gymnastics you doubters of science must go through to invalidate everything we've learned must be exhausting. And I don't know what "strangers outside of my lifetime" is supposed to mean. You feel better when you know and can interact directly with the people who learned the things? If they are dead and gone you question it?? It's like you just have no trust in anything. You could go to some international museum composed of the top experts' findings with plenty of artifacts and just say "duh.... you weren't there and I wasn't there so how do we REALLY know this isn't all just fake?? Same exact thing as trusting in my lord."I hate that you people exist and are so fucking contrarian. If you had any education you'd trust in the education of others. Stay online and question everything you read, anon. No matter how widely accepted it is. Surely you're onto something. The REAL truth will come out and you'll be vindicated. Just as soon as Jesus makes his triumphant return and his dad, god, addresses everyone from the clouds.
>>223113863>you doubters of science>outright framing it as this question of "faith"going to roll some dice on bothering to read past that or not, I'll get back to you (or not)
>>223113135>I don't trust that crazy dick-cutting religion over there. I trust this vengeful god religion over here.
>>223113889Please don't. There's nothing you can argue with that'd make me go god over science.
>>223113894
>>223113919>There's nothing you can argue with that'd make me go god over science.>thinking this was ever part of anything in any way
thanks for confirming that yes, reading any more of that post was a complete waste of time
>>223113863>literally does not realize the post immediately above his is by the same guy he's replying to hereI can't decide if I like having no IDs or not, it's incredibly tempting because trolling but also such low fucking tier trolling
>>223114002Stay stupid, parishioner.
>>223105442>I wonder what type of dominante specie will be after the next extinction event.Humans. If you believe humans are going to go fully extinct at any point in the future, I have a bridge to sell you. Humans will disappear because they will have evolved into an other species, not because they all died.
>>223114084I had a guy effectively do exactly pic rel in a real life conversation once, no shithe did not like what I was saying since he was wrong and I was proving it and he did not want to admit it so this negro literally started yelling "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA" as loud as he could over me talkingit's one of the most fucking hilarious interactions I've ever had with a humanalso he was an ex con felon
>>223114133Not one of the ones who got an education and bettered himself inside I guess.
>>223114164yes and no, education no bettered, arguably, yes, but he'd spent so fucking long inside he couldn't get out of the prison social interaction mentality, at all
>>223114103I don't know what makes you think this. There could be an epidemic infection or an asteroid or nuclear war. I doubt even the most prepared "bunkers" are provisioned to stay underground for 500 or more years. There's no going to space and supporting some orbiting greenhouse and starting over. Those are such slim chances. It could all end at any time.
if you proved to him he was wrong, he'd "lost" something, somehow, so he fought against it and admission of it, even if he acknowledged it in his own mind, endlessly
>>223114196What's the mentality? Just fear and dominance? I hope I never go to prison on some wrong place wrong time snafu. I'm a thinker, not a raping fighter.
>>223114210>epidemic infection or an asteroid or nuclear warHumans can easily outline all these 3 scenarios. Human civilization will be completely fucked, but as a species we'll be fine.
>>223114242>Just fear and dominance?pretty much, "dick in your face" kind of "man" performative bullshit constantly, this mental ledger of anything that was this perceived "slight" even remotely, often wildly off base from any reality but you could kind of see the logic sometimes just from watching shit like Oz, it was weird
For me, it's the expanding Earth theory.
>>223111227based retard
>>223114292You're too confident in this. If something destroys our atmosphere we can't live here. That will be it. We've been here 100,000 and that makes some of us overconfident.
>>223112143It definitely isn't helping.
>>223114304
>>223114391>confidentNo, I'm optimistic regarding humanity's survival in the very long term. Any scenario where rodents are still around is a scenario where humans are still surviving. As long as Earth is habitable, there will be humans or their descendants.
>>223114304Is this why so many myths and legends say people used to be giants, and we shrunk over timeBut actually we stayed the same size but the world grew larger
>>223105442Hopefully AI
>>223113531Raccoons have pretty good hands, are generalists and omnivorous, and care for their young. They'd have a shot of it, I think. As well as any octopus population that is lucky enough to end up somewhat isolated from predator species long enough that they develop longer lifespans.
>>223107211>>223108614So-called pro-science people were so anxious to avoid the m-word that they took a stance that's less accurate than the supposed Creationist caricature. Old World monkeys are more closely related to apes (and humans) than they are to New World monkeys, meaning that to say that we're not descended from monkeys is to say that the most recent common ancestor of monkeys was not a monkey.
>>223105488You're a fucking moron. Do you seriously not know what the green triangle is?
>>223114103>>223114467I agree with the "overconfidence" bitconsider this>we're devolving because internet and increasingly LLMs into people that do not retain any "boring" information that has always been easily and readily available to re-look up any time it's needed, most especially with children who grew up with smart devices in their faces since near-birth>most people have no remote clue whatsoever how to "survive" without modern tech>most people also have no idea how most modern tech particularly infrastructure tech even functions let alone how to repair it or make morea carrington event in a generation or more, a relative handful of people happening to die off, and we are fuckedand bonus>almost all common metals above the water tables have been mined out, meaning all of that metal remaining requires industrial tech to even reachso if we lose industrialism, we are highly unlikely to re-progress back to anywhere near it
>>223114698You're correlating human as a species and human civilization, something humans will outlive if the worst happen.>a carrington eventNot an issue anymore, and completely irrelevant to the survival of the human race.
>>223114779>You're correlating human as a species and human civilizationfren I'm telling you that for the average there is no separation anymore, their survival and civilization are inexorably tied>Not an issue anymore, and completely irrelevant to the survival of the human race.this one is just pure hubris
>>223113741LMAO, so we don't even know if they actually existed? Sure thing, brah... Sure thing....
>thinking I can't fuck your shit anytime I wantHUBRIS
>>223114818if there is anything approaching a "god" that is both directly responsible for and directly enables our continued existence every day, it is this massive thing that's too large for our imaginations to grasp anyone can seenegroes
>>223114844praise Sol
>>223114885praise
>>223114885a fucking tree
>>223114803NTA you’re arguing with but you’re assuming all of humanity has similar skill sets to the people you interact with regularly. If a Carrington event happened today we’d be fucked but the Amish wouldn’t even notice. If something fucked up farmland the natives in south america and coal black congo niggers wouldn’t notice. Point is we are not the advanced civilization we created. Humanity will survive as long as Earth can support any large land creatures, simple as that
>>223111111>Welcome, to Prolapse Park
>>223114965>you’re assuming all of humanity has similar skill sets to the people you interact with regularly.>>223114698>a carrington event in a generation or more, a relative handful of people happening to die off, and we are fuckedI'm not saying it's a certainty, all I'm saying is there is a very realistic possibility, and this kind of mentality>>223114467>Any scenario where rodents are still around is a scenario where humans are still surviving. As long as Earth is habitable, there will be humans or their descendants.>>223114103>If you believe humans are going to go fully extinct at any point in the future, I have a bridge to sell you.that it's somehow this complete impossibility is, no offense, utterly fucking retarded and hubristic
>>223114467>Any scenario where rodents are still around is a scenario where humans are still surviving.Oh so you think humans are rodents?? Fuck off atheist, this has been debunked! Me:1 You: 0
>>223114818We can block you, asshole. We have the technology.
>>223115098>you are here, paying taxes to pedophiles, believing they can protect you from a particularly gassy and rather weak fart of mine
>>223115018>he still can’t figure it outOkay, let’s try something. Suppose the micronova happens. Everything that uses electricity is permanently disabled. How long does it take John Amish and his 12 children in east Ohio to realize anything’s wrong? Hours? Days? The only thing that changes in his day to day life is having to shoot the hordes trying to escape the ruins of our cities
>>223115118Yes
>>223115098Everybody is gangsta until the first signs of a micronova
>>223115118YNBAW
>>223115138>the survival of the entirety of humanity as a species is reliant on 0.000000000000000000001% of the population, between amish and N sentinelese (both protected fully because civilization chooses to) and the handful of people who could actually fix broken infrastructure shit, survivingit feels stupid asking how much you'd bet>>223115180ywnbart
>>223105442Dinosaurs WERE birds
>>223115286Uhm... No they weren't, sweetie....
>>223105429dildo
>>223113457You're a fungi
>>223113363>An advanced alien species can show up and say "A few of our species infiltrated your planet in the past. Their names were Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed", and then show alien records demonstrating their presence on earth 3500, 2500, 2000 and 1400 years ago. Showing yes these figures could perform miracles, but the source of their power was Alien technology and not divine might.my tinfoil hat 0 proof wild concept conspiracy theory is that aliens with super advance tech live super long/have companies that exist for unfathomably long times, so they start concocting absurdly long time scale business schemes that require very little start up money but potentially huge profits. stuff like founding a religion on a backwater shithole planet, then thousands of years later showing back up and selling an autographed photo of jesus for a trillion dollars
>>223115223Correct. Humanity might return to monke for a few millennia (there’s arguments to be made that this has happened a few times already) but humanity will survive. Do you understand this?
>>223115424>Correct. And the chances of that 0..000000000000000000001% surviving are 100%.do you understand this is hubristic as shit?
all I'm really trying to say is if you sincerely believe it's 100%, you're probably one of those guys that hates movies without happy (aka unrealistic) forced endings
>>223114546Yeah this is the weirdest little fixation biology teachers have. My biology teacher specifically stated that man did not come from monkey but I still deliberately put it in the test to fuck with him.
>>223114546>>223115618https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
>>223106579Trees are younger than dinosaurs. These are giant shrooms.
>>223110468have you never been in the mountains?
>>223111555this, we have to go back
>>223115424>there’s arguments to be made that this has happened a few times alreadysuch as?
>>223105424That pic is laughable
i will NEVER forgive him for the torture he's wrought upon us
>>223115913>I just wanted to make it easier to move around these rivers filled with collections of roots blocking off more open areas
>>223110366wizards are on standby to summon raw materials to combat entropy >>223111947I thought that was protists
>>223105398there is no evidence they stood up like that
>>223115913imagine the raw satisfaction of feeling your foot connect and expressing at least a million years of genetic memory's existential angstwould sex hold any allure for you after that
>>223116601you can do it TODAY by going to your nearest pond and stomping on some fish, his distant cousins
>>223110559>all this shit happened in 5000 years lmao
>>223105442Cats. No, not felidae in general. House cats.
>>223116640>fish, his distant cousinsthey stayed, they knew their place, they're cool
>>223116722one of them COULD be plotting inland migration.>sir, you better take a look at this!Mother of GOD!
>>223116780I found out it's not that difficult to raise these at home. I sort of want to try it out.
>>223116780WHO'S THE GREATEST MUDSKIPPER OF THEM ALL
>>223106596Single-cell extremophiles that barely hung on until the big melt.
>>223112850>Why does life exist on Earth and nowhere else?How did you find time to check every star system in the universe, anon?
>>223117349reverse time dilation, tranny
>>223114965>Humanity will survive as long as Earth can support any large land creatures, simple as thatWe're working hard to make sure it can't.
>>223114844That’s why Christ is associated with the sun>Let there be light
>>223105424Those guys really loved their home states so much to name hundreds of millions of years after them.
>>223112850>Why does life exist on Earth and nowhere elseBecause it comes down to a lot of factors that play a role in allowing for complex life to form on a planet. We also must take into account physical limitations brought about by the vastness of space making normal basic contact very unlikely. There's an equation constantly being tweaked with each new variable we learn about that plays a role in maintain life on Earth and it makes finding life like us very low. One estimate puts it at an average of 36 other civilizations out there technologically the same as us but we'll never know because of our galaxy having hundreds of billions of stars in it and most of them are not in favour of supporting life. And if we ever reach a level where we can colonize distant stars it's most likely a very slow process in generational ships going near lightspeed for hundreds of years.
>>223117637they love to stick him in everything don't they
>>223105398Cenozoic Park wasn’t interesting enough
>>223105442same as before and now: ants
>>223111836
>>223118062>MRUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>223105398>Directed by Zack Snyder
>>223115387get rich slow schemes
>>223105465KEK
>>223117349I just wait for the people who's job it is to find intelligent life to present their findingshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_for_extraterrestrial_intelligenceSETI has been a thing for a while
>>223118180SETI is us ringing a dinner bell for powerful ayys to fuck us up
>>223107790It would be extremely exctincting.
>>223105424I had an evolutionary biology class with a professor who was a renound expert in ancient archaea and extrememophiles.I also had a marine biology class with a professor that went to the deep undersea vents where those tube worms are.
>>223107790it would be extremely before our time
>>223115342For you
>>223118288Good morning, saar. Ready to redeem?
>>223118304>not spore you
>>223107211true. monkey's are like that annoying cousin that shows up drunk and an hour late to family gatherings.
>>223108086Ropers.
>>223108425Fuck. That.
>>223108449Kek
>>223111111For Eukaryotes.
>>223108425>you turn to run>you step off the path>you realized you accidently stepped on a precursor to a mammals and killed it>you go back through the portal only to discover>the present day is now ruled by prototaxites and humans do their bidding
>>223118334
>>223111426>wandered hundreds to thousands of miles over hundreds of years across land and ice bridges they had no idea even "led" anywhere at allYou don't remember when you were a kid and your mom told your dad to stop and ask for directions, but he kept on driving anyway? That has been going on for millions of years.
>>223118448>I swear to god I will turn this migration right around>I wish you would you have no idea where we are>...look, it has to go SOMEWHERE alright
>>223111581Eskimos aren't real. What next? You wanna talk about Leprachauns?
>>223111848Lmao
>>223118062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZWLbkNNPSU
>>223105442isn't it always just crabs
>>223114815No, we have fossils of them, you retard.
>>223112442They evolved, bit the androids and silicon life hunted then to extinction like humans did to the whales.
>>223118519crabs can't evolve because none of them ever let anyone leave the bucketwish someone would have done that with THIS faggot
>>223112113
>>223113741>>223106579>>223115687>>223113457acshually they are neither trees, nor shrooms, nor ferns, the best way to describe them would be giant land corals
>>223118315Naw. The majority of Indians were in programming and computer science. Didn't see many in bio classes. Ran into them mostly while working shifts in campus security as a front desk ID swiper. Holy shit. The office where we picked up shifts stank like a curry house. Do they not have deoderant in India? Does all that good just go right to sweat?
>>223118521>we don't actually know what prototaxites are. they might be giant fungi, or they might represent an entirely separate branch of the tree of life that no longer exists.....such as?
>>223112671That shit still boggles my mind. I get that the currents carried them there, but holy fuck. Balls of steel, man.
>>223118207It's a cook book!A cook book!
>>223118603>Do they not have deoderant in India?Deodorant doesn't work on brownskins unless they use a literal whole can of Axe spray. This is why they stink either like a curry spice mill or a 13 year old teenager in 2010 from a mile away.
>>223118613Some missing link between plants an fungi? Some entirely separate branch between them that died out?We don't know. It always amazes me that as much as we have discovered of fossils and ancient life, the vast majority is unknown to us.
>>223113457For funu.
>>223118664Cool story, bro. Are you gonna tell me now that God was actually a really human being too?
>>223118062>People actually believe thisBelieving in pagan trash is more intellectually respectable than this.
>>223118617probably getting away from other people, I'm sure the world was full of rape and death for one million years from multiple species of humans
>>223114818>Look! He’s smiling!
>>223118613intelligence
>>223118714kys hebrew storm demon worshiper
>>223118603they are to be using the cow patty deodorant every morning saar
>>223118744did you just assign the sun a gender ASSHOLE
>>223118790Sun is a he, Moon is a she.
>>223116828These little fuckers are cute as fuck. I never want to know their lifespan.
None of you are Christian. You’re all Satanic little incels. You’re lower than demons.
>>223118438lmao
>>223118869I used to be a christian like you, before I took an arrow to the faith
>>223118796>sun is more important>male
>>223118716I don’t know, man. Death by a combination of starvation and dehydration after a brief period of reluctant cannibalism sounds like a uniquely horrible way to die. I think I’d prefer to go down swinging.
>>223118869nah nah God was a catalyst to everything else happening
>>223118796It is known.
>>223118899>hey guys I'm important too! I control the uhhhhhhh the tides! that's something!
>>223118951The moon gets to turn people crazy.
>>223112671It still bothers me that they didn’t colonise Australia, these guys spread all the way from Taiwan to Easter Island but apparently they just missed Australia? Like we have their DNA markers in Madagascar yet they missed the fuck off huge continent that’s not that far from where they colonised, how?
>>223119035>most grotesque animal freaknow that's just mean
>>223119035Shit happens bruh
>>223119090It was a different time Anon, you could bully any extinct animal you wanted to in 1910>>223119098I suppose, still bugs me
>>223118062>this is what atheists actually believe
>>223119035They almost certainly discovered Australia. Some Aboriginals have East Asian DNA, also someone brought dogs there.
>>223119404>also someone brought dogs there.The dogs migrated down with the Abo’s when Indonesia was a big land bridge, the Dingo’s still have close relatives in PNG but they sing or some shit
>>223119378the alternative I'm assuming you're suggesting is god creating things like this on purpose, you know
not to mention the whole "animals eating other animals" thing, you ever seen a bear eat a live deer, slowly?it's not pleasant at all
>>223119466that's because of original sin, god didnt do that
>>223119538>I made women and made them insufferable and knew damn well the very first one I made would immediately disobey me before I made anything at all but it's YOUR FAULT THIS BABY'S SKIN IS INSIDE OUT, not mineboy I can't wait to sit at that guy's feet for all eternity, how bout you
>IT'S YOUR FAULT EVE BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD TO TURN THAT BABY'S SKIN INSIDE OUT AND DENY DOLPHINS THUMBS AND KILL LITERALLY ALL THE EGYPTIAN FIRSTBORN THAT WERE GOYIM AFTER MAKING PHAROH NOT FREE THE JEWS LIKE I DEMANDED
>>223119578>>223119698pathetic samefag the first post was fine
>>223119538>uhh... that's not god's fault, that's all on him for being the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson (x100) of the dude who ate a fruit.
>>223119578>>223119698>>223119756meds
>>223105784Future is wild was ass. All speculated clades they thought would eventually take over from their current niches are the ones who were systematically put in those niches by tetrapods. If anything the next big thing will be to mammals what birds are to reptiles. Cephalopods have been around since long before our common ancestors with extant fishes was even born and they went from being the biggest things in the sea to being on the menu of biggest things for like 300 million years and counting.
>>223107790Hold on to your butts
>>223119788>>223119744"samefagging" is replying to yourself while pretending to be another poster, dipshit
>>223118288Archaea are the good guys of life on earth. All non eukaryote subclades are also non parasites.
>>223108672It is very exciting because border branches in well established clades usually get mogged.
>>223110559why would someone bury a perfectly good time machine?
>>223119452No, dingo's are most closely related to domesticated dogs. Early humans who migrated to Australia didn't have dogs. Dingo arrived there like 3000 years ago. Aboriginals have been in Australia for like 60,000 years.
>>223119794Eh, it was fun, but evolution is pretty limited. Even if all tetrapods went extinct some fish would probably walk out of water and start everything all over again.
>>223120206he'd just built it and used it to go back in time but it broke and he tried to fix it but it could only go back to the moment he fixed it which fucked him completely
>>223116851i herd u liek mudskips
>>223111227Yeah, 40° for two months on end, barely any rain and all the corn on the fields being dead is fucking awesome, no idea what everyone's problem is.
>>223121342and this never happened to anyone before climate change?
>>223121499No, those were literally the highest temperatures ever recorded here.
