>’so anon can we watch a movie? Do you have netflix?>*leans head on your shoulder*>I dont have netflix, let me connect my HDMI>’whats an hdmi?’>you’ll see *grins*>stumble behind the tv with a flashlight trying to hook up an HDMI cable>boot pc up>it was in rest state, instantly logs in and shows browser open with 17 porn tabs>h-haha wow i must have a virus>*your date is looking at your strange*>open up piratebay>plastered with porn ads>top ad is a brazillian but bouncing violently>so what do you want to watch? I can search and download>”do you have obsession”>yes. Let me grab that for you>start torrent download>*connecting to peers*>”anon I think I should go home, my mom is sick”
>door bursts open>6ft slab of glistening hard muscle rolls in on his chopper>doesn't even take off his aviator shades>"Hey babe. I'm Chad. Wanna join my harem and watch Netflix? Hop on.">*sick guitar solo*
>>223106591how is this any different than plugging and hdmi cord into any streaming device
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>>223106591your fault for not having this shit set up beforehand, niggawould you start cleaning your house when your date shows up?
cool story anon. i hope her mom gets better
>>223106591>>’whats an hdmi?’no one would say this in 2026
>>223106591Why is there only one TV? This amateur doesn't know what he's doing. Get another and wall mount the fuckers.
>>223106591Why do people bother with pirating when there are free streaming apps? I just installed wodfix from the Google play store and it has basically every movie and tv show for free. Then I use AdAway from fdroid to block the ads.
>>223106591I went on a date with this chick in a wheelchair a while back and she asked to watch some of my homemade porn with me and my friends roosters
Is there any proof that Netflix shills have convinced a single man to sign up for their dogshit service so they can get pussy? Just one
>doesn't care about anon's porn addiction>doesn't care that anon has a shitty premade PC>wants to watch Obsessionstupid whore alert. anon needs a better girlfriend.
why look for an hdmi cord when literally every tv since 2016 you can just Google cast over the wifi once you've got everything pulled up
>>223106739>why bother owning anything for free when you can occasionally borrow its downs syndrome pixelated brother?
>>223106846Do you have hispanic genes?
>>223106648F-fucking Chad!
>>223106648Id leave with him too.But i would bring the hdmi cable. Incase
>>223106767it's alarming so many men can't pay $10 dollar subscription, no wonder marriage/birth rates have plummeted
>>223106929Why not just donate the money directly to Israel?
The only thing that really matters in this situation, assuming you don't have obvious CP or porn games on your desktop, is your confidence. If you're openly into vidya / anime shit and confident about it and still a decently manly guy, women don't give a shit and may even be intrigued to explore those products too.If you're shy about it, hiding it, spilling spaghetti everywhere, blushing, and generally acting like a girl or an incel, then the woman will get "the ick" and be turned off.
>>223106591Yep, it's kino time
netflix is a social credit shit test by women if you want to get laid just pay it
>>223106591dating in the current year is a humiliation ritual for men and a free dinner for women
>>223106871what's Hispanic about Google casting
>>223106977Thanks anon, this troll thread is in a better place now that you've dropped some deep truths.
>>223107097Call it what you will but I hate letting incels and virgins get away with their BS and complaining that women are the problem, when it's just them for the most part.
>>223106673Or plex with tailscale for remote streaming
>>223106648lol
>>223107119>I hate letting incels and virgins get away with their BS
I've had much better success just telling my dates what we're watching than having them pick from what's streaming Or at least just give em a genre to pick from.When I eventually met my wife I knew I had a good one because I picked a movie then she was like>oh that reminds me of midnight in the garden of good and evilWhich sucked but at least that meant movie night became a dialogue instead of mindless scrolling or just me picking a few movies
>>223107124You don't need tailscale to stream remotely with Plex, you do need it for jellyfin though
>>223106591why would she leave if I paid for an hour?
>>223106591Qrd on the cat.
>>223106591this is why its better to date transgirls, they understand
>>223106977You’re definitely a loser that watches anime kek
>>223106591>ask what she wants to watch>download from Radarr/Sonarr before hand or through my phone>open plex play movie/show>start making out before the opening credits finish
>>223107027If you're unironically taking a woman you just met out for an expensive dinner, that's on you, buddy. That was your retarded choice.
>>223106591>>223106648so....everyone on here is mentally ill right?
>>223107974First day?
>>223107974its just one guy desperate to ritual post his boring "joke" for the 10,000th time
>>223107776Loser that even needs to put something on
>>223108132Loser that even needs to speak to her
>>223106977I host plex and my wife prefers watching it because it has no ads. More of these shitty streaming services are adding ads and it's pushing her out as a customer.
>>223106591>windows OSngmi
>Go to friend's house>His fiance is there>They invited me to watch a movie>She's on the laptop, looking through sketchy sites>Redirect her to cinejoy>She's thrilled she now has a better site to stream off ofWhy is /tv/ always fucking wrong?
>>223106591Why use HDMI cables when you can just duplicate the screen from the laptop/pc?
You guys always meme about the hdmi cable but out of my friend group, the one who is married with kids is the college professor who runs a 60tb plex server and shares it with everyone. Sure a few times it might have an issue here or there but shit, he even setup a way for us to request movies and the dam thing will go out and snag them. Works 99% of the time. Granted he married a polish woman who got her green card out of it but at least for now they seem genuinely in love + a baby boy.
>>223106739If you can't tell that the majority of streamed movies have awful bitrate, you might just be a bit blind.
>>223109173You literally can't even see more than 24 bits per second anyway.
>>223106591>*strangles her with HDMI cord*>*pussy soaked*solved, and solved
just admit it every single person repeating this meme is anti-piracy, it has fuck all to do with "hdmi cables", and women as we all very well know are highly attracted to illegal activity, so, you lose, faggots
>N-NOOO YOU MUST PAY FOR THE SLOP OTHERWISE YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID>t. absolute virgin
>>223109238lololol
I just cast the shows, movies, animes, cartoons from pirate online watch sites to my mediaplayer which is connected to my big ass monitor that I use as a TV.
>>223109603>my big ass monitor that I use as a TVwhat's the difference between a big ass monitor used as a tv and a big ass tv used as a monitor?
I just got these 2 50" philips to use as monitors, both can do 144hz, technically the are tvs
>>223107545No I don't. I read a few mangas howeverbeit.>>223108261I was just talking in general more about the pirating and using HDMI cable vs. just using a streaming service debate that incels think filters all women.
>>223106591>’so anon can we watch a movie? Do you have netflix?>*leans head on your shoulder*>I dont have netflix, let me connect my HDMI>’whats an hdmi?’>what are you stupid?>she gets quiet >we stare at each other awkwardly >I try to rip off her clothes and rape her
>>223106591Why would you ever not have the hdmi hooked up already? And you should always plan ahead and have the latest foid slop and old reliables like the Notebook pre-downloaded.
>>223109659Usually nothing except that TVs have more input options on the back.
>>223109684>pirating and using HDMI cable vs. just using a streaming service debate that incels think filters all women.so how the fuck are you supposed to connect a tv to a cable box you're paying for without an hdmi cable
>>223107398Why pay for an hour if you are only going to need five minutes?
But I’ll get DMCA’d. Where SHOULD I be getting my content?
>>223106591>not just making her watch you play DOTA 2pleb
what do zoomers think this button is for?
>>223106846I just stick a thumb drive in my blu-ray player and it plays even mkvs.
Unironically pulled out the laptop and HDMI when I last visited my parents and my dad wanted to watch a football game that he didn't have on cable in his area. No shame was had.
>>223109875clearly it is for when the tv is low on wifi and needs to reconnect with the source.can't fool me, unc.
>>223106591>open up piratebay>plastered with porn adsads? what is this, 1999?
>>223106983What do they do at night time when its dark? Just let people stare into their living room?
>opens up the ottoman in the living room revealing countless DVDs to choose fromSorry, no blu Ray ;)
>>223106983Can you sit on it when it's folded? Should you sit on your 400k tv? Where do you plug the HDMI cable?
>not hdmimaxxing in 2026some of you people make me sick
>>223109930this is a point, a guy not having sufficient adblocking capability in the current year is a perfectly acceptable reason to leave a date early.
>>223109789I guess the ultimate normie move is to use the incredibly poorly programmed tvs built-in streaming apps
I actually do remember a gf being upset with me because I had downloaded a movie she wanted to see instead of taking her to the theater to see it. It was some rom com with Anne Hathaway I think. Huh. I never did tell her Anne reminded me of an ex. Shoulda done that just to annoy her even more. We did a bit of Moonlighting.
>>223109930>anime
>>223109941I had a wall of dvds in my room in college to pick from. Eventually it got big enough to put in the living room in a later apartment.
on the one hand i invited a girl i like to my plex server and she was pretty happy about it. on the other hand she ended up saying she has no romantic feelings for her and told me to stop contacting her. so no women don't care if you pirate or use plex/jellyfin but also im still alone :(
>>223109908no one here is trying to bone your dad we want chicks man
An. Found an old photo of my dvd shelves.
capeshit and /co/ had its own section
>>223106591>>open up piratebay>>plastered with porn adsImagine not using ad blockers
>>223106591>I dont have netflix, let me connect my HDMIWhy would I say it like this? HDMI is just a cable. My DVR connects to my TV with HDMI. So does my Blu-ray player. Any number of things could be on the other end of the HDMI cable.>stumble behind the tv with a flashlight trying to hook up an HDMI cableWhy would it be unplugged? You know literally all TVs can toggle input remotely, and have had this capability for the last 30+ years, right?>boot pc upWhy would it be off in the first place? >it was in rest state, instantly logs in and shows browser open with 17 porn tabsIf it was in a rest state, why did you boot it up? Do you not know what "boot up" means? It's already booted. I also don't browse porn in my living room, or leave tabs open if I'm not actively using them.>open up piratebayI have never once used piratebay to torrent a movie, in the more than 20 years I have been pirating movies. >plastered with porn adsI haven't seen an internet ad in 15 years. The wonders of simply installing a good adblocker on every browser I use, something beyond the capabilities of 90% of people, apparently.
>>223106591>enhances you’re are date
>>223109931the house is of course nested in a gigantic garden with dozens of tall trees, they're fine...you do have a mansion and few more acres to wall you off from the pleb, right anon??
>>223110173>implying any of these retards making these threads ever use anything but their phones for anything
>>223110116>>223110088Kino
>>223109659Lack of audio output which is why I also have a soundbar>bur then why monitor It was too big for my PC
>>223106649Girls do not care. Most of them have poor people TVs unless they live with a man. It's just 4chan glowies trying to psyop you into being a self hating miserable fag.
>>223110005I love anime!
>>223108921THISBecause it's a psyop to make anons suffer in misery. We must lift our brothers out of the muck.Teaching normalfags to pirate more effectively goes over like gangbusters.
>>223110460Yeah, females are poor as shit
>>223106739The fidelity and it's not really a bother it's just clicking a few things and then waiting. We have board games in the closet under the stairs to play while we wait. Would you like some drugs or sex to go with that?
>>223110504Buying a big ass flat screen is just a man thing. Guy college apartments have a huge ass tvGirl college apartments have a tv they got for freeEven if the girls are rich and their dads pay for everything I have noticed this trend.Like I literally saw enormous CRTs with round glass screens in 2015 when I was in college in the apartmentss and houses of girls with wealthy families and then my roommate from honduras sells weed and has a 60" flatscreen
>HDMI cable already plugged in>plug>click on file>drag to tv screen>double clickKINONow, how long does it take to dig through Netflix dogshit menus and find something worth watching?
>>223110839most people just scroll through for 15 minutes and then give up it's a normalfag meme I believeAnd then it asks you if you're still watching 50 minutes into a movie
>>223106591Such a bizarrely outdated meme, but it still makes me chuckle.
just use a local plex server
>>223109875They press it when they hear something they don't believe.
>>223111259>t. loser with hdmi
Yo, hoe hoe, gtfo...
>>223106983thing looks like a suicide pod in the first frame
>as soon as you pull it our she's sliding off her seat like it's Siam park
>>223107395>you do need it for jellyfin thoughCGNATcel detected
>>223109789>2026>still paying for cable
>>223112253>he doesn't watch sports sissy
I don't even own a television. Watch everything on my PC with headphones on. If I ever get a girl over to my cool apartment I won't be able to show her a movie at all. But there's really nowhere to put one without rearranging the whole room, moving furniture and paintings and shit. Maybe I could put a screen in my bedroom or something instead.
>>223106591This is pathetic.
>>223113124>he needs cable to watch sports
>>223106591>>*your date is looking at your strange*at your strange what?
>not using real-debrid torrentio with stremio
>>22311083945 minutes before I fall asleep while looking through the same 10 movies belonging to every genre.
>>223106983What colour is your Bugatti TV?
>>223107974It's funnier when you don't think about that part.
I watch everything directly on my PC.The only TV I own is an old CRT. We could watch some DVDs using my PS2 as a DVD player, I guess.
I'd be taking my dick out before an HDMI cable
>turn on TV with fire stick remote>turn on VPN>go to piracy app of choice >pick kino>pick source >open with MX Player Time for kino
>>223106591This nigga has cortana installed naurrr
>>223106591>>plastered with porn adsnice larp faggot. a torrent chad would always use adblocker and never leave his porn tabs open.
>>223107974just you
ewww, you seriously need to connect a computer with HDMI?Bitch, I have Jellyfin, load that shit up and let her browse from my 16TB HDDs that have over 300 tv shows and thousands of movies saved on them, all categorized by genre. No need for netflix slop
>>223110116>>223110088nice
