Why did the stoner movie genre die out?
>>223109118Because they legalized weed and it's no longer subversive.
Everyone being able to smoke weed made people realize how shitty these movies are
>>223109137>>223109150These
>>223109118Stoner humor is incredibly boring. Stoner culture is only interesting to other stoners.
>>223109172it's literally the opposite
>>223109150>Everyone being able to smoke weed made people realize how shitty smoking weed isftfy
>>223109150Harold and Kumar is mega kino
>>223109118They weren't that funny and stoner "culture" fucking blows. Everyone I knew (past tense, I don't hang out with them anymore) that was proudly a stoner was mostly just lazy and not a great person>t. smokes weed everyday
there was a recent attempt at a stoner move starring kristen steward but it was just fucking terrible.
>>223109118Weed became incredibly gay & lame (more than it already was), and corporatized 0.5 seconds after becoming legalized
>>223109118>dude weedThe premise is very limiting and offensive to anybody older than 20
>>223109137>>223109150>>223109250All of these. And I say it as someone who smokes weed all the time. I've always hated the "stoner culture" and the burnouts that started smoking way too early and only ever wanted to smoke and talk about times they smoked before. I still hate the names most strains are given and believe they're at least 50% of why so many people aren't willing to just treat it the same as alcohol. Hard for the would be casual consumer to go in for an oz of cheetah piss or alien balls or whatever other juvenile names infest the market. I've just never been able to enjoy alcohol due to chronic stomach issues so cannabis was always my preferred way to relax after a long day. But the people who go out in public reeking like a skunk, the type who can't do literally anything without smoking first, the type who have no job and are always hustling like crackheads to be able to afford an 1/8th. Those people piss me off
>>223109250Trvke. In spite of still smoking everyday, I avoid 'social' stoners and the like because they are all boring and lazy, or bums. Somehow they cant fathom just enjoying weed without making it into an identity that prides itself on being retarded (and kinda communist for some reason).
>>223109118Smiley Face was so bad it killed the entire genre
>>223109895that reminds me of that time I got high at Red Rocks and saw Snoop Dog bro :D that shit was off the hook
>>223109118The legalization of DUDE WEED made normal people realize how pathetic those who would smoke it truly are.
>>223110001YOU THINK YOU'RE SO... UHMMM... UHHH...
>>223109895>cheetah piss or alien balls or whateverGrow worker here. There's always some new goofy ass strain name every harvest, I blame our sales team because they're the most stereotypical stoners. They always want to push new stuff and then the customers end up ordering Super Silver Haze or Trop Cherries anyway. >Where's my Bike?>Motor Breath>Cheetah Piss>Blueberry Muffins>Whoopie Pie>Superboof>Kosher Kush Breath>Galactic Butter>Laughing Gas>Kut Throat Gummies>Fruity Runtz>Slapz>Glitterbomb>Gypsy SoapIt's endless. Then we end up with an asston of extra packaging for strains we don't grow anymore to store somewhere, forever.>>223109201I'm a Grandma's Boy enjoyer myself.
>>223109150It’s trueThey were enhanced with this notion that it was about drugs and wow edgy and kind of badass to be making movie about an illegal substance, now all pot culture is literally retarded, the novelty of it has completely worn off
>>22310919750% of murderers were drunk and that's not including the 30,000 people killed by drunk driving every year but you guys are chads for having panic attacks from a bong hit once
>>223110530Nerds who persist to pretend cannabis is shocking and edgy are so amusing.
>>223109118Everyone does it now, so it's not a sooper speshul subculture anymore.
>>223109118It didn't. judaism is rife.
>>223109250>>223109982a lot of the og corners have become crotchety old geezers diving into ct hate, bigotry and division. the rest of what you're talking about is just reddit spilling into every crevice of the internet because no one normal stays on the internet anymore. probably why the dregs left hanging around 30 year old web dens are such lunatics as wellthe whole culture was really harmless, friendly and great trying to cross and transcend boundaries and misunderstandings. it was shorthand for 'are you cool?' not in the vein sense, in the life sense, have you got a grip? a ton of great connections could sprout from that.but i dont think youre going to see a great representation of anything online anymore because it's a majority bots and loopies. the best of life is no longer here, it's not the year 2000.
>>223109137This. Weed isn’t cool anymore. It used to be rebellious and fun to smoke weed, now it just means you’re a loser, or a nigger
>>223109118Dudeweed
>>223110440The best strain is called “papas penis”. You have to ask your dealer and they’ll act like they don’t know but you have to be persistent because they keep it for themselves. Just keep badgering them for “papas penis” until they relent.
If you smoke weed just use HHC hemp oil instead. It can give you that fix but not turn your mind inside out. Better yet get diagnosed for adhd because that's probably what you are treating (badly) without realising.
That kike Seth Rogen and his faggot friends ruined the genre forever by making weed look fucking embarrassing. I hope he dies.
>>223111198How'd you learn that?Dude I scrape this shit off my shoes every Monday, save that gay shit for the gay bar. That's not in Metric, and I know you don't know what that is. >DealerStone age shit, like scraping the resin to smoke it again. Go to the store.
>>223109118its mostly legal now, so there's less of a rebellious nature to it
>>223111376100% this
it also went away as a show genre to my dismay https://youtu.be/pwTqddelmGUtony trying to explain himself to melfi.
>>223111609I fucking love Ideal so much.
WEED IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
>>223111383>tfw you finally score some Papas Penis
>>223110440Based. Grandma's boy is the one exception because it's less of a stoner comedy and more of a gamer comedy, it just so happens that plenty of gamers smoke.
there's just more interesting stuff to watch when high
Winners don't do drugs. Weed is bad for you.
>>223111176fck all yall hoe
>>223110001Actually it was good. And also no one saw it so it didn't 'kill' anything.
>>223110052Gay.
>>223111801this desu
>>223111502No.
Just glad that the subculture around weed went extinct after it's legalization. That shit was cringe.
>>223109832As someone who works in the field, it might make you feel better to know that the industry is crashing at the moment due partly to the fact that they overcharge out the ass, so those with the means just went back to getting it from “a guy”, and the gold rush period ended with market over saturation.
>>223109118parents smoke weed, office ladies smoke weed, grandmas smoke weed faster than eminem it's just not cool anymore
>>223109118Stoners fried their brains on 7-OH
>>223109118It’s stupid. Most movies that are the best to watch while stoned aren’t actually movies about weed.
>>223112124cope
>>223111376thisBring back Cheech & Chong
>>223111203gayest post itt
>>223112157case in point
You expect dirty lazy stoners to leave the house and go to the cinema, and not just torrent the movie at home
>>223111930you lost the culture wars, cuck
>>2231121967-OH is a synthetic opioid for junkies. Only retards like you would fall for that.
>>223112124>weed smokers fried their brains with not weedExcellent take down of marijuana users.
>>223112152This god damn.I want immersive epics to be drawn into.Like Lawrence of Arabia, or Lord of the Rings or somethin.
>>223112095Not in Oregon. Weed is cheap here.
>>223112124Found the K2/Spice smoker who went to the psyche ward for scaring his mother or abuela
>>223112095You'd have to be a dipshit to buy weed from a store when it's legal in your state. You could grow it easily it's a plant. a large segment of "legal" "state regulated" grows are chinese operations dumping illegal pesticides on the crops and producing garbage mids.Even if it's "tested" and "verified pesticide free" that just means that the stuff tested was under the acceptable limits for pesticides and lead and arsenic etc it doesn't mean none was found. And they bribe testing facilities constantly.
>>223112308Growing weed isn’t as easy as you make it out to be, and it’s also much more time consuming. Shops have labels for the strain, type of weed, thc percentage, etc. This is like saying you should be a farmer instead of just going to the store. You aren’t taking practicalities into account
seth rogan gave us this. show some fucking respect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4jyFn5rH3U
>>223112205I watched Obsession in the theater off of a joint and an edible and it was insane. That car scene almost killed my high tho
>>223112308i just can't be assed to deal with that and the smell dude
>>223112205zootopia 2 at the movie theater while high on weed was kino though
>>223112413Whoa dude! A joint and an edible? You must have been soooo stoned dude! You’re so hardcore and edgy. Maybe next time you can smoke a blunt since your tolerance is so high!
>>223112512sorry to hear you never had any sort of fun in your life
>>223112564Not like you dude! I was always too scared to do that much weed dude! I would white out after a joint, and you did a joint AND an edible?! You’re an animal dude! Mad props dude!
>>223112355It's easy as fuck to grow
>literally every single headshop in my town sells weed if you ask for it>the punishment if they get caught is 500 dollars>shitty corporate out of state dispensaries have to pay forty (40) percent tax plus million dollar licenses
>>223112512You’re acting like I said I took a line of coke or something lmfao à joint and edible are the most basic ways to get high
>>223113108In India, holy men can smoke a half ounce at a time in their chillum
>>223110868A woman got away with murder by blaming the weed for 28 stab wounds
>>223113428Fugg. I remember that. Chick stabbed her bf dozens of times to death and got off Scott free bc there was marijuana in her system. If I remember right if was ca or some other shitty blue state. Lmao. Fuck that. You’d have to be insane to live somewhere like that
>>223113464How do you let yourself get killed by a woman in melee combat
>>223113428>>223113464>>223113674She stabbed him 48x to death, carved up his face into pieces, and got off with 100 hours community service bc she was high and this happened in California https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-woman-gets-probation-fatally-stabbing-man-dated-causing-108-rcna135778
>>223113464The guy who killed Harvey Milk and George Moscone got off because he ate too many twinkies or not enough twinkies, I forget, but he mounted a successful twinkie based defense.
>>223112308Not everyone has land to grow and many states have passed laws reaffirming landlords to prohibit even the use of cannabis in the unit or even outside on the property as is the case with my modern day slumlord (private equity) so they're definitely not gonna be ok with you stinking the place up growing in your closet.
>>223112512You're a weed virgin. lol
>>223113464I love living in a blue state far from dumb America.
>>223113947> She said Spejcher caused O’Melia 108 “sharp-force injuries.”Holy shit. Which one of you chuds thinks you can fix her?
>>223113947I’m sure if it had been the man who stabbed her 108 times he would have also gotten off with 100 hours community service (just about one hour per stab). > Spejcher’s attorneys, Michael Goldstein and Robert SchwartzAll I know if I ever get in trouble I’m hiring jews, holy shit
>>223110440>>223111768>I'm way to stoned to drive to the devils house
>>223109118Fuck stoners. That is all. Disgusting people.
>>223114551hey fuck you too buddy
a lot of the third world that posts here has weed as a mega life in prison crime or they make the drugs and die by the drug trade so take all the negativity with a grain of salt
>>223113177Yeah, but indian weed is bunk that hasnt been bread for hundreds of plants generations for HIGH thc.
>>223114551This! By the Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster, THIS! *sips Bacon Infused Manly Beard Bourbon for serious adults*
>>223109137But alcohol has been legal in every country that isn't a mudslime shithole and we occasionally get comedies about drunken assholes. What's up with that, Einstein, mr. phd in media literacy?
>>223109895>the type who have no job and are always hustling like crackheads to be able to afford an 1/8th.This "type" doesn't actually exist past high school. You sound like a good goy though.
>>223115692Now do mohammad
>>223109118weed is legal in a lot of states now but its also no longer a niche or obscure thing. if you want to smoke go ahead literally no one is gonna stop you. before it was almost this hush hush sort of thing and you had to hide it from at least your parents, your boss, and in public generally
>>223117642I mean, the US's big brother Canada made it legal years and years ago.
>>223115294The drunken asshole goes against what is generally considered to be socially acceptable standards of alcohol consumption. That's why there's more dramas about drunken assholes than comedies. Their lives are tragic.
>>223117682>big brother More like a stillborn Siamese twin.
>>223117730Bigger. Were bigger.The US is the little mutant clinging on to us.
>>223112282what of itnigga
>>223112413Lol me and my friends all took a shit ton of edibles for it. One dude brought his gf and she took some too it was clearly way too much for her
>>223112355>Growing weed isn’t as easy as you make it out to be, and it’s also much more time consumingSorry you live in a bedroom. It's mad easy to grow better weed than your favorite store if you're not a retard.
>>223112124Why didn't you say they fried their brains with weed?The common 7-OH or opioid or heroin addict story is this:>be a normalfag who is scared of drugs>won't touch weed but will drink or pop a pill a doctor gave them>got hurt playing sports>doctor gave them a supply of opioids that will make them addicted by the time it runs out>they go into withdrawal but can't get more pills>they turn to street pills or heroin or 7-OH whjich is a synthetic opioid that is supposed to feel like kfucking complete garbage and not even be enjoyableme? I would eat an edible instead of taking opioids when I broke a bone because I am a rastafarian who doesn't trust the babylon devil's pills mon.
>>22311789790% of your population lives within 100 miles of the US border. If anyone's clinging it's you.And didn't you give all of your northern wasteland back to the eskimos 25 years ago significantly reducing the geographic area of the country?
>>223112205You're thinking of heroin addicts againHalf the people you see in public are high on potenuse
>>22311807070% of them live within 60 miles of the border lolAbout 50% of Canadians live south of latitude 46°N, which dips below parts of Washington and North Dakota>>223117897If California was a country you'd be it's little sister. Hockey is an American sport. Who were the original six teams? Who won the Olympics?
>>223118166>>223118070Lot of butthurt for such a little country.
There is no such thing as counterculture anymore.
>>223118060The common 7-OH story is kids dissolver drugs from weed and decide to buy the drug they saw readily available at the gas station
>>223118407Cultures been homogenized and zeroed out in favor of consumption and corporate fanaticism.
>>223118233>The United States has approximately 151.6 million hectares (about 375 million acres) of arable land>Canada has approximately 38.15 million hectares (about 381,510 square kilometers) of arable land, which is roughly 4.3% to 5% of the country's total land areajejboo our anthem when you lose againHas a Canadian team won the cup in your lifetime?
>>223109118go on Tubi RIGHT NOW ANON
>>223118576lmao no it isn't you're talking about yourself mister kratom, spice, k2, 7-OHSorry you live in Iowa but you should still be able to get weed
>>223118638kek I was talking about how I watch garbage ninja movies on tubi and Stacy later told me she checked and they didn't have anything good. I was like ITS NOT FOR YOU
>>223118612Woah, calm down little guy!
>>223114551based
>>223118668how much of that land actually has people living on it
>>223118668>>223118718>About 95% of Canada's land is effectively uninhabited, with roughly 80% to 90% of the population living within 60 kilometers (about 10 miles) of the U.S. border.
>>223118718You want to get rid of some of your subhuman population? Were good up here, you can keep em.
>>223118668I noticed your population went from 30 million to 40 million in the last decade even though you have a TFR of 1.2.. Where'd all those hosers come from eh?>Elbows oat!
>>223118747I like how it's acting like they didn't just receive 10 million new playmates India is 50x bigger than canada
>>223118668>CAN has 1.2% of the world's agricultural land area to US's 8.8%>retarded leaf thought this was an own somehow
>>223118747You need to save space for more Indians; I understand.
>>223118798He's most likely indian.
>>223118898hulkmeisters chuffin the cheeb!
>>223118902I hate this fag
>>223109118Legalization.
>>223119300wasted dubs on a fag
>>223109118As someone that smokes very regularly I hate stoner 'culture' and stoner movies. I prefer to watch good movies while stoned.
>>223119415woah you can do that?! I only listen to reggae and watch weed movies because I thought I had to.
Fun Stoner Fact: If you put a hat and glasses on a dog it looks like he could drive a truck!
>>223119726Your sarcastic replies are killing the vibe of this thread, go be a boomer elsewhere
>>223120202sybau unc
>>223120202stoners really are irritable huh
>>223115294Drunktards are way funnier than potheads
>>223120202>vibeAre you a literal woman?
>>223120202He is shitting up every thread. He's some board loser piece of shit who came on here just to write the stupidest crap he can.
>>223120202Dudeee chill out man I'm tryna hit the bong ova here. Just before bed, then it's wake and bake baby! 420 for life my dawg! Cheetah piss and papas penis are the shiznit dude, one time I even met Seth Rogan and we piped out and talked about life. Shit was crazy rad bro. Just take another hit and you'll be ok big guy. Those problems will go away, just keep smoking out. Peace!
>>223120613NTA or a weed smoker but you're the least funny person alive
>>223109118Because it was funny for non-stoners to see how fucking retards stoners were, but now everyone in America are stoners and act retarded and speak like retards.
>>223120762The big issue with stoners is that, unless you're also high, they are not funny or entertaining. It's hard to enjoy it from a sober perspective. Sure, nonsensical babble can be funny sometimes, but that kind of humor becomes quickly stale.
>>223120516Drunktards are only funny when they die from being stupid which is constantly.
>>223120762You're too drunk to post. Go to sleep before you kill someone.
>>223120863Why do you have no idea what weed is or what it does lmao>becomes quickly staleoh they probably cut your hand off if you're caught smoking. Actually they probably chop your head off right?
>>223120988Drunktards not only are objectively funnier than stoners, but also can deliver different kino genres, like violence or depression.
>>223121111have a drink you earned it
>>223121034I know it well and understand it's not entertaining when you're sober. But keep coping. You are not funnier or more inteligent. It's just that you bar got lowered.
>>223118898The Hulkster would NEVERHe'll down painkillers like they're candy, but he'd NEVER touch the devil's pubes.
I stopped getting stoned because I'd get high and focus on how I'm likely going to die. opposite of groovy
>>223122216why do you like little girl cartoons?
I miss dumb but funny flicks like Dude Where's my Car
>>223109118the world has no chill anymore
>>223122664This
>>223109118People who make substance abuse their entire personality are cringe
>tfw my weed stock is done for>tfw poorfag NEET>tfw it will be more than two months before I scrounge up enough money for weed that will last me for two weeks, topslolo
>>223110440tbf I would get some where's my bike just cuz of the name
>>223121148give yourself an enema, you sound like you need it
>>223109250Harold and Kumar is a better trilogy than both the prequel and sequel starslop trilogies.
>>223117897Your nation only has 41 million people lol, and half are jeets.
>>223109250I noticed people who smoke weed are assholes. The drug fucks up their brains
>>223123561Start selling ass like the rest of us.
>>223109118They're less entertaining now that weed is legal.
>>22311873560 kilometers is more like 40 miles.
>>223115294alcohol consumption worldwide is FAR greater than Cannabis dumbass
>>223123561weed isn't even that expensive. go mow a few lawns man
>>223123561I can share
>>223112095Doesn't help they raised taxes out the ass for weed either. Kind of funny how that worked out.
I woke up, took two pipe hits on the toilet, now going back to bed for a couple more hours.
>>223109118It stopped being cool many years ago. That said, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle is forever my favourite film.
>>223109201You're right. My favourite film of all time is Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle and it's not even close. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle is the greatest film of all time. You people have no idea how unconditionally I love this film. This film is a timeless masterpiece. This film will never grow old as we grow old. This film is a fucking classic. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle is supremely kino. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle is God's chosen film. My love for Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle is infinite and eternal. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle must be selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress for being culturally, historically and aesthetically significant. If man ever sends another Voyager probe to the distant stars and it can carry only one film on board to represent the human species, that film should be Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.
