Previously on /trek/: >>223116431Tonight on /trek/: The Three Day Special Voyage Home
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star trek sex with shran
>>223130964beat (you) to it faggot
Tell me about turbolifts.
>>223131094I bet they have a specialised fast-acting air-filtration system so that farts in the elevator are a problem of the pastI bet it can detect who dealt it, too
>>223131094I would have a prearranged signal with O'Brien whereupon hearing a codeword he transports my fart out of the turbolift and into Worf's quarters.
>>223131094I like to think they envision the future having superturbolifts.
>>2231310941. Navigation officer2. Security officer3. Command officer4. Medical officer5. Science officer
>>223131094
i wish i could forget trek so I could watch it all for the first time again
>>223131094>Computer, disengage safety protocols...
>>223131423I have memory problems; I get to watch TNG and VOY like new every year. Its ok. The weirdest part is the first season of TNG. For whatever reason its super forgettable. It's like season 1 has a Mandela effect where new episodes are added. VOY is weird because of Neelix. I can't remember why he freaks me out though.
it was a memory hazard
>>223131423Smoking a lot of weed helps.
>>223131720tng season 1 is forgettable the same way white people dont have culture. its foundational. you dont notice it like a fish doesnt notice water.
>>223130995"Are we, uh, done here? Should I, like, go now...? Okay, I guess I'll just leave. Whatever."
how did Picard save his vineyard from the commie landgrab?
>>223132134His mom HUNG herself as a sign of defiance against the encroaching government landgrabbers and spooked them off
>>223132252Also this happened in the Space 1940s
>>223130946I love that Abrams trek thought it was a funny joke that Scottie likely killed Porthos in a transporter accident.
he hates us
>>223130995Even not-Dukat says I ASSURE YOUThat's like his fucking catchphrase
>>223132774Yet another disingenuous thumbnail. If you actually watch the video, he says "I just don't watch it, aside from Lower Decks. I love the chu chu dance."
>>223132885Nice try, faggot
>>223131700
>>223132921Yeah, he talks about how he regretted passing it up when he finally saw the show after it was cancelled.
>>223133082link it then
>>223132134Star Trek is a Luciferian elitist utopia, the Picard family line is part of the inner circle. That's why he captains the Enterprise
>>223132134which episode was the land grab
>>223132774saying you dont watch your work is always a lie to avoid answering questions
>>223133232DS9 episode - Progress
>>223133268If 99% of actors werent raging narcissists I could believe that they don't watch their own work when its finished.It would be harder to enjoy an episode as it is when you are watching yourself, you'd probably just be nitpicking your mistakes and getting frustrated at editing choices you dont agree with
it was cute at first but I'm in season 6 and sick of her attitude, I hope she gets impaled on Bat'leth
>>223133336You left out Tuvix
>>223133405Yeah the template was missing a ton of crew, I wanted to put this sexual tyrannosaurus in too
>>223130964he got more moves then a steel drum band
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept.
>>223133518Happy belated birthday Alex! Thanks for saving Star Trek!
>>223133655Clever
>>223133700you ever think Will and Thomas, you know...?
>>223132538He also thought it was funny to genocide a billion prime-age Vulcan qts. It's weird that people are so forgiving of that movie.
>>223133777but thats also why we can ignore the whole thing. the romulan star empire was well and fully capable of navigating around the death of the Romulus system.
>>223133768>I don't need your fantasy clones!
>>223133889There's an episode of DS9 where Odo arrests a guy and says>Killing your own clone is still murder!I think about Riker murdering his own clone in Up the Long Ladder everytime I watch it
>>223130964star trex sex with sminem
>>223133919nugu?
The destruction of Romulus FEELS like a temporal cold war plot. It just doesnt make sense otherwise. I think doing an ENT s5 with Archer that gives us the Earth-Romulan War, while capping off the TCW plot by restoring Romulus, decanonizing Picard, Discovery, and LD, and it all being a apart of 29th century Archer's grand mission would be a great way to send it off.
>>223134050enterprise voyager crossover movie trilogy to fix the timeline
phlox tricking trip into doing vulcan neuro pressure was extremely unethical
do Vorta have sex organs?
>>223134438Do you?
>>223134438Yes but they are vestigial.They can't get it up anymore
>>223134438yes because they existed as a primitive species before the founders found themnow what niggas are designing jem'hadar dicks for some reason, that is the question that needs answering
>>223134653Jem'Hadar look like they were engineered from the Tosk. They probably have genitals.
>>223134679They'd have internal genitals. More reptillian like and also more appropriate for combat.Victory is life
>>223134438I imagine them as a very decadent race so I imagine that they do. I imagine Vorta have these very decadent Wine filled orgies back on their planet.
Worm holes. We found one. All is possible?
>>223134438how can you ask such things when Vortitty is right there?
Finally, another Cardassian-like race. VOY S6 E7 "Dragon's Teeth"
>>223134862the vaardaar were crazyhaving borg-like technology yet only making a singular appearance
>>223134798There are more?
>>223134758Their design was more based around rhinos and they have mammalian looking infants. I am ambivalent on whether they have a penis or extensible hemipenis. Cardassians are clearly reptilian with a tuatara style parietal eye and have the latter
this is what beefers actually believes
>>223134782Vorta have almost no sense of taste.Weyoun talks about the only thing Vorta like eating are nuts and berries. The founders don't want their diplomats and spies to be hedonistic
kino
I really would love to see a race more like the Affront. The Klingons are ⅓ of the way there.
>>223134996>The founders don't want their diplomats and spies to be hedonisticyeah nah. the Founders dont want any sentient creature to derive pleasure from anything except slavish devotion to them. unfortunately Vorta and Jem'Hadar are the only races they've managed to directly control so far. but they would do it to the entire universe if they could.
>>223134990gay space communism didnt start until tng. in tos they ate cubes or cubes made up to look like turkey if its thanksgiving.
Anyone else enjoy Marc Alaimo?
>>223135660Good Casting
>>223135660He does nothing wrong in the role.
>>223135660I tried making an account once on the BBS just to ask if anyone knew why he was not in the DS9 book but my account was denied because it was flagged as spam or something
>>223133777It's so funny to me how we'd had DS9 and to an extent Enterprise with large-scale interplanetary politics and even war, and that wasn't enough for JJ, he had to go and blow up not just one but two of Star Trek's iconic worlds, just went full Star Wars with it.At least when Undiscovered Country did it it was a moon, and just a chunk of one.
>>223136204It's space so it has to have a doomsday weapon
>>223133336I always thought the smart move would have been to kill off Belanna because of some order Janeway gave, which would have pissed off Chakotay enough to defect and he'd somehow get his own shipm resulting in a captain's rivalry between him and Janeway that would run through the rest of the series.
>>223131159I bet food replicator lines in mess halls will still be plagued by "CAN I HAVE UUUUUUUHHHHHH" guys. I vaguely remember this happening in Lower Decks.
>>223136675Nah, after serving for a few months I'm sure you realize that all the replicated food tastes the same.
>>223131423You just need to wait long enough between rewatches. I recently saw the entirety of Enterprise for the first time in 10 years recently, and it was almost like seeing it for the first time.
>>223136853I'm so excited for T'PolI'll buy every version they make of herI want a vulcan away team version with the leather jackets with the giant V's on the front and her white outfit
>>223130946Humanity wasn't worth saving.
>>223138568The irony is that in the Star Trek canon Humanity is the first species that decided peace and diplomacy was better than killing each other.
>>223138596right, so you want to let this evil selfish thing out to other worlds hmm? I say leave the trapped here until the next mass extinction. don't let them out.
The ships are real. They are slave ships. The show is propaganda. Don't watch this show.
>>223130964You lost tranny
>>223138780You will be a fine leader some day. But not today.
>>223131720Why are you skipping DS9
>>223138894I remember all of DS9 up until S6 - Waltz, for some reason.
>>223134438No, they're clones and have no need of them. Giving them sex organs would give them the means to rebel against the system the founders have set up. Their genetic code is the property of the founders and the ability to reproduce sexually would place that property outside of the founders control.
>>223138537The world needs more egyptian bob hairstyles for women
>>223139151How did ancient Black women straighten their hair like that?
>>223138894I'd been lied to and used enough by evil space overlords pretending to be good.
>>223139179Ptolemaic Egypt was mostly Greek
>>223139245Stfu, racist.
>>223139179Unironically, monkey brains and semen. Not even joking.
>>223139353Monkey semen or human?
>>223131943when POC tell white people they don't have culture, the premise identifies culture as something tied to race and the person saying it might as well attack white people for not having enough uhhh white pride
>>223139375The texts don't specify. But probably not human or monkey semen.
>>223139397So they had guys jerking off cattle or crocodiles or something to make hair straightener?
>>223139428No. Semen was an ingredient in much more stuff than just hair gel.
>>223139449So they had jerk off farms full of slaves or peasants jerking off animals for Egyptian special sauce full time?
>>223139471Yes. Donkey and Bull semen were widely used for basically every application imaginable. If you think of something, yes they used bull semen. They used human semen too but thats more on the religious side.
>>223133336Tuvok belongs in A; I like him but he’s not on the same show-carrying level as Seven and the Doctor.
>>223133655Is this Star Trek in Australia?
>>223139576It's Star Trek without the inertial dampers.
>>223139386white isnt a real race it's some bullshit America invented
>>223139612Yakub created the white race.
>>223139245The ancient Egyptians would’ve looked like the modern Copts.
This fucking heat is interminable. Fell asleep in the middle of the day for like 6 hours.You think they took these photos specifically for yesterday's episode, or were they part of the audition process? Like seeing how she'd look in the outfit & with her hair done?Tonight is "Balance of Terror". See you in an hour
>>223130964star trek sex with wesley
>>223140497You sick fuck
Star trek sex with Janelle waz
i have no hope for nu trek. No amount of callbacks or TNG cameos will pull me in.
Majell Barret was the only good woman.
>>223140472It's incredible that the three traits of the Romulans were set in place so early: stealth cloaking, unrelenting firepower, and ruthless intellect. The battle of wits between Kirk and the unnamed captain was so incredibly tense, further emphasized by the silver lighting they used for the bridge. The comet's tail play and counterplay, silent running, the nuclear mine, playing dead. Really amazing.The subplots with the interrupted marriage and Stiles' bigotry were expected, but likely novel for the time. They don't come across as hackneyed even if they are somewhat rote by today's standards, which I'm grateful for. I like how even with Spock agreeing with the guy at every turn, Stiles is still paranoid until his life is saved.Mark Lenard gives an amazing performance as Kirk's foil, even if the dialogue gets a little flowery. I'd ask why Romulans use Roman designations for their command structure when they're an alien race, but it's right in the name even if it makes little logical sense. I wonder when the Universal Translator system will be established in canon?
>>223140472>>223141320I just realized I got the order wrong, I was supposed to watch "Where No Man Has Gone Before" today. I accidentally clicked the Production Order arrow instead of the airdate one. Well whatever, it's a minor difference at this point, and it's funny to watch "Balance of Terror" on 9/11.
>>223131094Your mom and dad made you in a turbolift.
>>223141422Most important fan in any fandom.
>>223131385Not a fucking chance in hell.It's1. School teacher2. Wife of a redshirt that got killed, trying to fit his spot.3. Risa masseuse4. Nurse off-duty, she just ended her third shift5. Helm ensign, night shift, if there are impulse manouvers needed, she steps down the helm.
>>223131385LMAO, they're women. They're all nurses or asistants to upper deck officers.
>>223136853I watched Enterprise (three seasons of it anyway) around 2012, then rewatched it last year and I'd completely forgotten this character even existed
>>223141813Yeah, they really fumbled his spotlight episode, and after that he was just kinda there doing nothing.
>>223133336I've stalled on season 4 for like two months now. Surprisingly the first season has been my favorite so far.TOS >/= TNG > DS9 > VOYI don't think Voyager is bad but it's surprisingly boring most of the time.
So, the plan for next trek movie is ripping off a mediocre SNW ep and padding it to two hours?
>>223131385TOS version:>yeoman>yeoman>yeoman>yeoman>yeoman
>>223141863Who's the most useless/forgotten character in any series?TOS - Uhura?TNG - Tasha YarDS9 - no oneVOY - HarryENT - Mayweather
>>223141890DSN: The deaging chamber guy
>>223141890DS9: ShakaarDid you know he is played by Beverly's candle ghost?
>>223141890In Deep Space Nine there's a men who's building an oven and he stays on a planet that's blowing up.
>>223141869say more
>>223142022Crimson Tide
What are the Federation's laws on incest?
>>223142068Given how good they are at genetic modifications, they can remove all the imperfections from potential child of incest couples.
>>223141320The Romulans call themselves Rihannsu; "Romulan" was just a vibes-based exonym that humans gave them after their early encounters (and translating their ranks in Roman fashion follows by analogy).I like the aspect that the Romulans' isolation has led them to excel in some areas (cloaking, plasma weapons) while lagging in others ("simple impulse" power, which for sanity's sake we have to assume means primitive fusion-powered warp). Their weird tech tree lives on in TNG, where they've skipped over antimatter altogether and use singularity engines instead.
The SNW soap opera episode was fine and fun. People performatively hate gimmicks episodes. Gimmicks episodes are fun.
>>223142182Does this mean they've eliminated Tay-Sachs?
>>223142068Probably left to each planet's discretion based on their cultural and biological particulars.
>>223142377yes.
shinzon faught in the dominion war
>>223142704TNG movies are not cannon
>>223134438It's like the Asgard in Stargate, each Weyoun had progressively weaker dick
Oh good, they finally added a black love interest for Tyr to avoid those awkward moments with Becka.Too bad the character technically has a white woman's brain inside her but the actress can't act it.
>>223136291Nero using his knowledge of the future to commandeer the actual Doomsday machine would have made more sense than the Narada soloing Starfleet
>>223139179First, they were essentially grecian, not negro.Second, they didn't have haircuts like that but they should have.Actually what they did was completely shave their heads, and then wear headdresses.The reason people believe the bob cut is because of numerous films throughout the Hollywood golden age that interpreted the headdress idea in varying ways. That said, it is a fantastic look, and the modern idea of the bob-cut Cleopatras, Isises, and Bastets of the world is something that is so objectively good on an aesthetic level that it may as well be truth, not any different really from actual Egyptian women wearing fake hair to symbolize divine tresses.
>>223141813The other day I realized I'd managed to forget the character's name even though I remembered the actor's, I tested myself trying to remember it without googling and it took like half an hour>>223141890Does Rand count? In pre-production she was third billing
>>223143219Your balls are non canon.
>>223143630>Does Rand count? Yes
>>223143630I think at some point the idea was to make Star Trek the Kirk and Rand show.
>>223142299They are fun if they are fun. The soap opera episode, as the puppet episode, was tedious.
>>223141927>>223141939>>223141947If we're counting minor characters, then the most forgotten in DS9 - weighed against how much you'd expect them to be remembered - has to be T'rul, the Romulan chick who was supposed to be present whenever they used the Defiant's cloaking device. They even gave her a feisty "not here to make friends" introduction.It's a shame, because in the whole of Trek (not counting Kurtzmanslop) we never got a recurring friendly Romulan.
Admiral on deck!Most boring, cookie cutter episode of SNW so far imho
>>223144876Those whistles are so stupid. It would just be easier to have a regular one that doesn't rely on a half pound of electronics inside it to work.
>>223144876I liked the part where he freaked out about Tarkalean strawberries
>>223144897It's very silly. What part of a fucking whistle needs electronics anyways.
>>223144897It delivers on all audio frequencies that are in the audible/intelligible range for a variety of species. Even ones on earth - think elephants who communicate infrasoncially or the cetaceans in cetacean ops (picrel)
>>223143630i mean they have the engineer and that security guy that intertwine and act so much alike that they become single character for me.
>>223144948its same thought as transparent plastic instruments in TNG movies. Some retarded director thought it would look futuristic and cool.
>>223141863When will Mayweather get his chance???
>>223139602It's a Sworfstika
>>223145049They surely are wireless versions of today's electric instruments. But what's the point if you can replicate a real one?
>>223144876Weird ass lookin' vape
>>223144948I'm sure some nerds can scale the NuEnterprise relative to the shuttle. btw, it looks kinda small.
why does Kirk call Saavik as Mr.?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xqe0rCw1Zs
>>223146077Because he's not gonna play this stupid gender names thing.
>>223146077They were copying contemporary US Navy protocol, all officers regardless of gender were addressed as Mr and sir.
>>223146269oh neat, I didn' know that.
kind of fucked up how archer murdered those 3 xindi on the moonbase
>>223146269Complete with knobs and panels that look like they were taken off s Navy ship.
>>223144876it hurts my ears
>>223146312Now I want to watch Enterprise.
I love the bit he does in the morning when his boyfriend comes in and replies to all of his posts to make it look (almost) like natural engagement
>>223146647Wait, is there ANY real engagement in /trek/?
>>223146786only scouts posters
>>223138643>safe for children of all ages>adults beware???
>>223146830
>>223147380jannies, the bizarro poster has returned
Alright here it is. Attempt #1 at a full episode 1080p upscale of DS9 laserdisc. E-AC3 audio, subs, and chapters. You will probably need to download it to play it smoothly because it's H.265.S01E07 - Q-Less:https://fileditchfiles.st/alpha28/d2b9e12d5c8cb5162e73/S01E07_-_Q-Less.mkv
>>223146312
>>223147513more info on the color here - tldr the DVDs and laserdiscs were encoded in the wrong color, and these are the true colors (I did bt709, the standard blu-ray/HD colors)
>>223147557https://x.com/jonpoeschek/status/1928307054365790559
>>223146786On /trek/ I love to give myself obvious (yous) from myself because I know it drives anons crazy, like not crazy in the general sense, but crazy in that they become slightly more schizophrenic
>>223147513I'll check it out
>>223145153Ensign Mayweather is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?
>>223147513>>223147582I'm 48 seconds in and I hate it. It looks slowed down, blurry, their lips and teeth look weird, the hair looks weird. There's something uncanny about the movement and especially the eyes.It's like they're all vibrating in place extremely face, like there's a near-transparent layer overlayed on top of their normal bodies for some reason.To be honest, I think I would just prefer the laserdisc copies.Sorry, not trying to be overcritical of your work but this is really my first AI upscale viewing and it's very distracting.
>>223147513This is really cool.
>>223130995This thread is over. You're dismissed.
>>223147640I think there is some ghosting. I've looked at what ds9redefined has posted about their workflow and the one set of laserdisc rips I could find online and they both used an anti-ghosting thing in avisynth which I skipped. ds9:r labeled it as something for computer generated text on screen but some of the subjects may also have some ringing or ghosting. Some of it may also be the upscaling model I used. ds9:r is using a more conservative model that also gives you more settings to tweak.
>>223147399
>>223146786There is now. Beefers. Marry me you honorless p'taQ
>>223148337and don't skimp on the var'hama candles
>>223148126No way is a grown ass man watch this shit.
it was an engagement hazard
star trek sex with david corwin
>>223148426The Paw Patrol movie threads on /co/ were hitting 12 hour bump limits for many days in a row.
>>223148540The hardcore scenes seemed a bit much tho
>>223148540I can understand watching like Regular Show or Jimmy Neutron but that is cringe.
>>223148627These child indoctrination toons seem to all be coming from the same source
>>223148426Wiki editors have to, for all the lore drops.
Tasha having a threesome with Data and Lore
>>223148940My Mom would fuck Data so hard lol.
>>223148662Lots of pedos on /tv/
>>223148809Indoctrination how? A child can have two moms or dads.
>>223149093In Damascus they can have 3 moms. That doesn't make it right tho.
>>223146312That was merely an unfortunate, but necessary act of preemptive self defense.
>>223148809Does he ever worry that someday one of his moms might murder him in a blind fit of post partum psychosis?
>>223146312in Coventry back in WW2 the eternal anglo sacrificed an entire village to keep the enigma decryption a secret. Archer did nothing wrong
>>223149175>hekek, it's actually a girl
>>223149127they couldnt send a message for 4 hours. blowing up the base exposed them 4 hours later anyway. should have transported them onto enterprise. it was only 3 people.
>>223149189What kind of xindi were on that moon? Sloth xindi or insects?
>>223149185Who can tell anymore with this shit?
>>223149189That wasn't your decision to make though, was it?
>>223149222I think they were either reptilian or insectoids. Can't remember.
>>223149223I could
>teacher rolls in the tv/vhs combo table
>>223149051We should probably have the security team escort them to the airlock
>>223149051I'd rather a gilf rn>>223148809Holy shit that's cringe.
>>223149364
>>223149614Imagine those tight ass 60 year old boomer walls taking your you Trekkie cock.
>>223149640>The poster you’re replying to is a known schizophrenic pedophileThis is /trek/, that doesn't narrow it down
>>223149125Certainly spreads the load better.
>>223149364i like that pic
>>223149991Her facecard is wild.
>>223149693The only pedophile regular here is that crazy pizza guy who is a stand-up comedian and secret agent for the FBI and beats up homeless people for trannies. I don't think he's allowed around schools so the kids are safe.
>>223144948Visually very cool. Everything's in motion. There's some slight Galactica action cam wobble, but greatly reduced. I wish the ship wouldn't look like cancer tho
>>223150117Every time I see this gif, I think it's a infinite peperonni pizza flying behind him.
>>223150117Site a single instance of this behavior. You can’t. Post the evidence. You fucking lunatic
I've watched all the canon series. What do I do now?
>>223150293TOS movies if you havent
>>223150293read the books and comics.
>>223150301Have. Also saw the TNG ones, but some of those were super weird.
>>223150275Check the archives. He posted a picture of himself forcing an underage girl he groomed into giving him a beer while flashing a Vulcan salute. She was fat and ugly, but that's what someone of his limited intellect and depraved immorality could get. Inshallah, corrupt infidels like him will face the wrath of Allah
>>223150325Did you watch The TOS Animated Series?
>>223150293Watch non canon series, and make up your own mind.
>>223150342No. Recommended?
That black Israelite had the gun and he was pistol whipping the shit out of the xer for not being black/thick enough yes. I dragged him outside by his collar and he pistol whipped me a little bit and I argued with him while he claimed he was going to enslave my family and prodded me with the gun. I corrected all the scripture he misquoted he left frustrated and stumped. In a new blue ford raptor. Covid was crazy. Kill yourself by the way
>>223150390Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>223150435Hea covering for his pedophilia by admitting to racism and antisemitism .
>>223150385It's solid. If you liked TOS you'll get something out of it
>>223150334That woman was older than me and I was like 27 what the fuck are you actually talking about. Oh you think she was a virgin haha I remember now. She wasn’t she was fucking borderline menopausal and her psychiatric medication gave her sexual dysfunction she was a whore she was fucking the last maintenance man. Bitch was like 32 you fucking retard TF DO YOU MEAN I GROOMED HER WE GOT DRINKS AT A HOTEL REEEEEEE don’t call me that I will DETONATE your implant schizo
Methinks the nonce protests too much. We got a dirty souf Cajun Uncy Neex on our hands.
>>223150435Cool it with the antisemitism pal
>>223149185>>223149306Still no answer to the original question.
>>223150555Why is he so angry
>>223150179A gift for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sns1Xj6L-Qc
>>223147513The colors are better than the 960p DVD upscale, but the deinterlacing artifacts of this LD upscale are brutal.
>>223150837it pisses me off how people act like Sisko was out of control in rage here and Q got the better of him. fucking liars.
>>223150789he's a pedophile, it's in his nature
>>223146005>btw, it looks kinda small.That's a good thing, it should look small compared to the star destroyer-sized Enterprise that JJ insisted on for the movies. But sadly SNW makes up for this by having the interiors be retardedly large instead.
>>223150789https://youtu.be/P-wr0zfA64A?is=GAs2TayvR6ORXVhd
>>223151196No I’m not. Your mom is. What now ugly?
>>223150789I despise /trek/. /trek/ is a congregation of evil retards possessed by a multitude of gay demons who talk about cum and shit and piss all day. And that’s if you’re lucky
>>223151343>gay demons who talk about cum and shit and pissthey're called minis
>>223151343but...nobody talks about any of that in /trek/
>African Americans are the Jews of the Bible>All the laws of God must be followed to ensure salvation
Well I was going to ask if the Dax Symbiont ever has to expel waste from it's body, but now I feel called out
>>223151343Right back atcha buddy.
>>223151421
>>223150787there were 3 replies to the original question; you just don't like the answers
>>223151598prove those weren't all you
>>223147513It still has the Vaseline filter but not as bad as the DVD master.
>>223151616None of them were me anon
>>223151707can you identify me by my posts with your little thingy?
>star trek: 4chan trek>just monkey cum, chasing grannies, and minis
>>223151552Something tells me BF is going to have a hard time getting over my antics this week. I’m gonna have to tune in next week to find out haha right? In all seriousness I am a bit of a troll obviously. A silly little boy. I’m not going to hurt any of you even though you are stinky suspicious and ugly. I do want to be friends with BF. I would hose her down or something before I let her in the house obviously she probably has organisms thriving in her lair
>>223151725those are just random numbers and shit. schizos think it gives them x-ray vision but all it does is make them scream at 4chan like zac baggins challenging ghosts to fist fights
>>223151725Kinda but, it's actually pretty hard. I need to flag about 50 posts I suspect are yours before I can run deeper analysis like... hobbs algorithm to identify your anaphora usage habbits, and like 10 other algorithms too. the post metrics are for other things (though they do help identify posts), namely giving me a way to filter useless posts, and specific people once I get a general grasp on their novelty.
>>223151824I just started pooping and switched to my phone. Now the sun is really bright through the window and causing a glare on my phone. Did your computer tell you that?
>>223151824Wait one more question, who has the high score in /trek/And if it isn't me how to I beat whoever's #1
I think anyone who can't use /trek/ natty should lose points. I'm not impressed with the operator's performance at all, if anything it's just holding him back
>>223151824What qualifies as a useless and useful post?
>>22314880920 years ago right wingers raised hell over a mixed race family in a Cheerios commercial. Now they do nothing when every toddler cartoon has a character with two same sex parents. "I only show my kids Hannah Barbera era cartoons lol"
>>223152027My son grows up on GI Joe, transformers and Bravestarr
>>223151824Is this a test of one’s ability to alter their frame of mind or yours? The dancing monkey is your only friend, you don’t want to eat his brain.
>>223151824oh hey can you figure out who I am? just out of curiosity
>>223151742munkeh
Tal Celes
>>223151824You are purely novel.
>>223151940w-why would I want to know that >>223151958kek this is an interesting thing, it would take a long time to calculate though. I have an sqldata base that has like 1500 trek threads over the last 10+ years saved to it. Maybe I will try to find the highest scoring post>>223152020Pic real is all the "constructive posts" of this thread I can fit to the screen. Basically its very easy to find out, I just filter all posts that are 35+ words, use proper punctuation, have 2+ accumulated specificity (meaning, does your post contain original content), that have good sentiment, don't have too much upper case usage.
>>223152680oh hey im constructive :3
>>223152680>meaning, does your post contain original content)How does that work for different types of OC like:- ahooped images/memes- audio links (eg slopers)- sites (eg achoochimoya)
Of all the wrongs I have encountered in my travels, Dukat's was the most nothing.
>>223152680You’re retarded
>>223152982at least I didn't get beaten to a pulp by a black Israelite
>needing a computer to make dossiers for youpunks these days have no love for the game
>>223153088I tricked him into trying to hurt me with words, a familiar game I often fall prey to myself. BF will never love me I keep losing my cool anon I am so embarrassed.
>>223152560
>>223139612you wish, Avi
star trek
another /trek/ comes to a closeonce again I find myself asking, "what was the point of any of this?"
>>223153374My motivations are different now. I want to kiss BF. It’s a completely different show.
>>223153374you gotta love black Israelites to be loved by women, that's the lesson we learn.
this shit is so fucking gay and boring
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Litty
>>223153227Try harder next thread, surely she'll love you then. Dare to dream big, lil buddy.
abandon ship:>>223153694>>223153694>>223153694
>>223153700egregiously early come on dude
let's finish this thread, buddies
