>made my wife watch Star Wars >shes into it mostly. Pretty happy >get to Han freezing in Carbonite scene >I haven’t seen the movies in a while so the build up to “I love you, I know” is really getting me >right as the scene hits, Han is about to respond, music swells >wife loudly asks “DID THEY DATE IN REAL LIFE?” >I pause the movie and put my hand up and say ffs can you wait 2 seconds >rewind scene and play again >moment ruined >now she’s pissed at my for snapping at her and overreacting This was years ago and still raises my blood pressure thinking about it.
>>223151329Congratulations on the divorce. She deserved it.
Uncle Ruckus, no relation. Welcome to sky city, kid. The white man's last haven.
>>223151329women only really give a fuck about the dickalways was always willalso you should've known that little jew slut was a coked out whore any moment she could get away with itand everybody got a piece accept for Hamil
look up the nearest volcano on google
I hope she cucks you
>>223151329>>moment ruinedNah not really. Even if she didn't say anything, it's clear she wasn't really that engrossed.
>>223151329There's a female reactors supercut to this scene and almost all of them immediately start bitching about Han saying "I know".
>>223151329Empires is pretty asschecks so shes got taste.
>>223151329>watches good movie with wife>already knows all the cool scenes beforehand>get pissed with her for being invested in the charactersFuck you, dude. You ruined Star Wars for her.The "I love you, - I know." scene is legendary. And women swoon over Harrison Ford to this day because of Empire Strikes Back.
I'm a man and you gave me the ick
>>223151329I can’t imagine being an adult man with a job, bills, debt, mortgages, insurance, cars, real world problems, etc and getting mad that my wife “ruined” a moment in a 50 year old boomerslop movie>He said the line!!!! YOU MISSED IT YOU BITCH!!Who the fuck cares
>>223151545nah its ass
>>223151329You should apologize. She couldn't have known. Also look into anger management so you don't do that to your kids.
>>223151329It's just a kids movie bro.
>>223151329Women love fantasy movies/shows but strongly dislike sci-fi. In fact, they don’t even much care for REAL science. And I don’t know why.
>>223151561>Its an anon is unfamiliar with escapism episode
>>223151329lol he thinks the star war is high art or sumthin
>>223151329Shit didn’t happen and you sound like massive faggot
>>223151329I once had a friend get up and go to the bathroom during Arnold's iconic prayer to Crom because "it's just some talking, I won't miss anything"
No one can beat mine. “He should be in a special prison for terrorists!”
>>223151329>Yes hon, now fetch me another beer, will ya? I'll watch the TV heheh
>>223151329if that happens just don't answer her until the end of the movie. you could have made her wait another 20 minutes and then explained that carrie fischer was a giant whore who sucked and fucked every dick on the set of star wars except mark hamill's.
>>223151418>everybody got a piece accept for HamilWhy is that?
My then wife watched "Master & Commander" with me. I was so proud because she didn't ask a stupid question once and didn't even go to the bathroom, she was glued to the tv the whole time.Then as credits rolled, she turns around and says to me, she says "I don't get it, they were in the boat the whole time?" I lost all hope at that point.
>>223152403nta but hamill was already married at the time and is faithful to his wife, plus he felt more of a sibling connection to carrie
Stop itGet some help
>>223152531But it’s September 12th. wtf?
>>223151329You have autism.
my ex actually liked movies so would sit quitely, watch attentively, and laugh or cry at appropriate times.i miss when she'd bring home a preowned kino flick from the media exchange store and we'd order in and watch together. also she intoduced me to the HDMI to laptop hack. still wasted hours browsing netflix and hulu, guess we cant have it all
>>223151752Quote unrelated to OP?
>>223152403He was like Bear from Obsession
>>223151329Always wondered if women found that scene as emotionally charged as men did.Most women' romance stories are just about them deciding between the competent rich guy and the highly competent poor guy and luckily the highly competent poor guy gets rich in the end right as she coincidentally decides to pick him.
>>223152847that's literally what happened to han, he was broke as fuck in a new hope then got a fat stack of reward cash for saving leiahan literally stuck around for the next 3 years because he thought leia was gonna suck his dick any moment, he was still sitting on that pile
>>223151329>>I pause the movie and put my hand up and say ffs can you wait 2 seconds>>rewind scene and play again>>moment ruinedLmao you autist
>>223152731I’ve never been able to watch a movie with my girlfriend at home and not had it turn into sex. For some reason TV shows yes. For a while there we always knew we’d have sex after Breaking Bad. Get the towels ready and everything. (She squirts)
>>223151329>my heckin wife you guysI hope you're murdered by a seething jogger and she sucks his BBC on the spot.
>Facial Feminization Surgery?Why would you say that OP?
>>223151752Gee willikers Mr Showpornhow, dya reckon that’s because modern women were kept as prizes inside decorated cages and never given a chance to develop? It couldn’t be that men hampered any and all growth for females for years and now can’t deal with the fact that women don’t want them because once free of the patriarchal shackles they choose men who aren’t incel bitches.
>>223151329lmao mine was way worse only i don't think about it anymore cause she was legit crazy. she made me stop once upon a time in america cause she thought i loved the movie so much because Noodles love interest reminded me of my ex (she was also fat and i think i told her i didn't find her face all that atractive)
>>223151561>I can’t imagine being an adult manImagination is born from lived experience, makes sense.
>>223151429kek
I watched OT for the first time at 27 and it was alright. Very boring at times, I liked the special effects, miniatures, music, and hans was funny other than that nothing really special. Am I in the wrong here?
Sex havers be GONE
A grown adult shouldn't be emotionally affected by a Star Wars movie.
>>223151329Have you ever eaten something so spicy that afterwards when you peed you burnt your dick?
>>223152998regardless of the episodes tone or subject matter? normally we would have a short palette cleanser before i qashed my balls and put on the mood music
>>223152403Hamil was a beta cuck who looked and sounded like a 12 year old boy. At least the vehical accident he was in butched him up a bit with that scar.
>>223151329All you had to do was smile and say, yes, they did and fucked, in fact, all three did, then play it again when your wife went off to the store or something.
>>223153821Hamill, retards.
>>223151329Lol thanks for the real laugh. >This was 2 years ago
>>223151418Carrie's coke habit was so out of hand that it started bleeding into her scene takes she was so shot out it got so bad that G.L.'s wife had to have an intervention with her but to Carrie's credit she cleaned herself up and powered through.
>Hype up Planet of the Apes for my zoomer fiance who has never seen it>Taylor rides up along the coast>It's gonna happen>The wide shot of the Statue of Liberty>Cut back to Taylor crumpling to his knees in the sand>The audio completely cuts out>Dead silence>"oh it was earth wow babe that's crazy haha that was a fun movie :)"
>>223153839He wanted the wife to enjoy it presumably and she blurts out some inane question at the height of the movie indicating she doesn't really care or is not that into it.
>>223152847The only on-screen romance that has ever had any emotional effect on me was in fucking Bones. As soon as they sleep together the show tanks.
>>223151752> "women bad" > t. some virgins loser German from the 19th century who never had sex and was Norwood IV at 24 years oldOK manAnd before you @me, I know who S. is and I respect the guy, but listening his advice on women is like listening to dating advices from Pope Leo
>>223151329retarded faggy posts like this are why this board sucks nowplease kill yourself today
>>223151329>Really getting meAs in you were on the verge of tears or laughing? If that got you choked up at that you're even more autistic than I thought. Han straight up doesn't care. Your wife is stupid and you're autistic.
>>223152847>Emotionally chargedAre you being serious?
>>223153915>Zoomer female>Old shitty movieYea that's on you bud
>I forced my wife, someone I claim to love, to watch the prequels and sequels to Star Wars.What kind of a monster are you?
>>223153937Welcome to women.
>>223153937>Surprised she wasn't into Star wars Op is autistic
Btw, I bet OP's totally real wife was into it, but women are different, ya know?
>>223151329I took my then fiancee to see TPM at the cinema. I was gushing about it before hand and she simply smiled and nodded. The hype was real. After we watched it, she saw me being tightlipped and looking disappointed. She took my hand and said, its ok, she was happy we spent time together on a date. I was mortified. I dragged my fiancee to see a shitty yippie movie featuring a rasta frog. Later, she secretly bought tickets for us to see FotR since she knew I love reading the books. We got married soon after.
>>223154859I like this story. Also keep her.
>>223151329how many times you gonna make this thread retard
>>223154859>FotRFaggot of the Retard?
>>223155052Fate of Trooning: Troon Harder
>>223151329It's just a movie. It's not even that good.
>>223151329>wife loudly asks “DID THEY DATE IN REAL LIFE?”Foids do be like dat anon. As a married man I'm sure you have many other examples.>>223151388Keep at it champ, and one day you'll have sex with a lady.
>>223151329>ffs can you wait 2 secondsYOUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN OVER FOR SOME TIME.
>>223151418>>223152403Pretty sure Hamill got something. When Lucas told him the actual line that would be used in the "I am your father" scene, Hamill had to keep it secret and was terrified they he might talk in his sleep and Fisher would hear it, because she was the biggest gossip on set.Which suggests that she might be there while he slept.
>>223155446George Lucas touched Mark and then told him it was their special secret.
>>223151329I like the Super Star Wars version for the SNES. Han Solo fights the Carbonite chamber (and wins) and Luke beats Vader at the end, leaving Vader to slink off back to the Emperor in utter shame, defeated
>>223155446>suggestsAnon, both admitted that they shagged Fisher and she confirmed.
>>223155521>and Luke beats Vader at the end, leaving Vader to slink off back to the Emperor in utter shame, defeatedSo the same as the film then.
>>223155595I mean Empire
>>223155633Yeah? Darth Vader is the beaten at the end of the movie.
>>223155719*beaten partydurr
>>223153787>regardless of the episodes tone or subject matter?Nothing. She hated Jane’s character, so vomit still fresh and a fucking we were. If I remember correctly BB aired on Sunday nights? So there wasn’t really anything left to do before we had to go to sleep to wake up for work.
>>223151329>copypastaplease stop
>>223155719No he isn't. Vader cuts off Luke's hand and he jumps down a giant slide to escape and only narrowly survives
>>223157926>anon thinks the surface level stuff is what mattersNo, Luke won the second he jumped. Then Vader was crestfallen, even later he's furious.>BRING MY shuttle.
>>223158099Yeah but he didn't actually win the fight he lost that
>>223151329You should've responded with yes. They were obviously fucking.
>>223151329“I know” is the most chad response on hand to something like that. Imagine if he was written like any character in the sequels kek. Probably would’ve done an awkward smile & said “love you more”.
>>223151329>and then everyone stood up and clappedStory never happened.>>223151418>I hate women, becuase of a made up story on 4chan that never happened. That's why I'm a virgin.
>>223159071Vader won the physical, Luke won the metaphysical which is more important.
>>223151561>I can’t imagine being an adult man with a job, bills, debt, mortgages, insurance, cars, real world problems, etc and getting mad that my wife “ruined” a moment in a 50 year old boomerslop movieit's kind of an overreaction but I get it. Men have a lot of responsibilities in life and a decreasing amount of stuff that they're allowed to enjoy so I can understand blowing up at some cunt ruining your special time
>>223151329Honestly, while I get the frustration in having a favorite scene interrupted when you were getting all immersed and emotional with it...Think you OP, are still the one who messed up in this case. Because this movie moment wasn't just supposed to be for you. You were introducing Star Wars to your wife, and lady legitimately got EXCITED watching that iconic scene.You could have moved with the flow and made it a memorable scene for her by giving her that "knowing smile" treatment while she geeks out like a little kid. But you ruined the moment by getting pissy at her, just cause things didn't play out as you wanted.Can't blame you for having emotions, but like honestly you could have saved the moment and your reaction of treating her excitement as an annoyance is what really ruined it.Now... This is an old story, you can't change the past, and there is not much of a point to let it eat at you anymore...But if you love your wife still and this memory still bothers you at times... Maybe it could get better if you gave it some thought, and then talked about it with her?You may be surprised at how annoying memories become less bothersome if you get the chance to laugh at them with the person you shared that moment with.It's at least one way of getting closure.
>>223159121Incel alarm
>>223151329It's frustrating. My least favorite is when she shows something she's already seen and spoils moments just as they're happening as though she's playing a neurotic trivia game. I just try to remember my girlfriend is more important than a tv show or movie
>>223151418>with it>and everybody got a piece accept for HamilWhy do you filthy animals eat your own shit? Does it taste familiar? Saaaar?
>>223151329https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/7eOSTuvaIa7G--M8iLQ5pA/Glad to see we have a lot of alcoholics on here with bad memories
>>223151498no, she was into it. This was her way of saying "damn they really have chemistry, did they love each other in real life?"
>>223160069he had to keep trying until he got a thread with 100+ posts
