Pepperchads, we won!
FUCK YES!!
>>223156907Why is she Hitler saluting a wall?
>>223156947>tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed womanShe's a Nazi
Gloop-Bros... we finally made it!
This is the sole reason it's going to make 3 billies easy
>>223156907Goop really works!
>For I am Doom>But we have Goop
Lime status?
>>223157147Today $29 will get you 2 limes
>>223156907Why will she be in it if Downey is not playing Iron Man?What leap of logic will be made to include Stark's assistant in a story not involving Stark???
>>223157183She's playing Victoria von Goop
>>223156907Based! We love the Goopster here
>>223156958>blondeShe's a ginger.
She has amazing feet
>>223157484Yep. Whedon or not better show her silken goddamn feet.
Rescue vs Doom?
>>223156907If she puts on that slinky blue suit again I'll shoot ropes in the theater.
>>223156907She's just there to have her spine ripped out to solidify it's not Tony/show he's for real, since Thanos isn't around to fill that role anymore
>>223158190That would be kino, and as such there's no way it'll happen
>>223158190Doom wouldn't do that to a women
>>223156907I have never seen such a young wife!
Which Avemger will she hook up with next?
>>223156907oh good...another super hero production...
WHO HERE #GOOPEDUP
goop wins
>>223156947She’s heiling that magically enhanced doomcock, after years of Tony’s pitiful excuse.
I. LOVE. GOOP.I. LOVE. GWYNETH. PALTROW.I. WANT. TO. GIFT. HER. A. SYBIAN.
>>223157992> high heels > boobs > exhaust ports > that retarded Down syndrome face What is this design? The fuck is going on
>Jarvis invent Ozempic for my hog of a daughter
This was always the most based MCU moment
>>223157992>>223158075I like that the suit is inspired by Bubblegum Crisis.The designer(s) don’t get enough credit for that.
>>223156907She's so fucking old. This film is gonna be utter trash.
GIRLS GET IT DONE
>>223159331pepperybraps
>>223159826endgame was bad enough, I fell asleep for half of it. it just felt like a weird clone or new cut of infinity war.
>>223156907She's got to be a bajillion years old.
>>223159584kek
>>223159584I love her
>>223156907She was the worst part of the Ironman movies, nagging, annoying.
>>223162142nah, pep is best girl
She looks like her pussy smells great, in a dirty way.I would make infusions with her dirty panties.
>>223162468You know you can buy and actually inhale her pussy smell, right?
>>223162468Why dont you buy her scented candles and find out?
Hit the wall hard long ago. This will suck harder than she did when Harvey was around.
>>223159668>four ironwomen fighting terminators in a blade runner-like future to the tune of 80s rockStill shock this hasnt been scooped up (and ruined) in the adaptation machine after Ironman blew up. I guess it was still caught up in ownership disputes then and would be pretty expensive to make due to the setting.
>>223162490>>223162539Don't tempt me.
>>223159845>Narrator: they do not, in fact, get it done
>>223163018male characters: am I joke to you? xD
>>223156907never heard of it and don't care
The last time Gwynicide Paltrow was cool she was Margot Tennenbaum.
>>223157433god, her flatass could use some deadlifts & squat exercises
>>223159331>Sir, I'd strongly advice administering Ozempic to her, as the "Slampig" phenotype is the rage these days
>>223157147If she is worried about poor people why don't just give poor families some money from her millions?
>Am I out of touch?>No, it's the poor people who are wrong!What's her problem?
she used to be so hot, almost makes me wanna buy one of her pussy candles
I'm not into scat or anything but I would love to watch her sitting on the toilet, pissing like a horse and taking a fat ogre shit
>>223159668>The designer(s) don’t get enough credit for that.because it's only true in your head
>>223162589>to the tune of 80s rockFail.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyeMBB5FQ4
>>223157147Still like 10 cents a piece
>>223157147I put this into my jewel app, even a decade later it came out to 22 bucks which frankly is a pretty damn good deal if you ask meJust needs some meat and this could easily feed a family for a week
>>223156958She's fucking jewish.
>>223164973lol OK
>>223156907time to light the vagina scented candles and rise it up in celebrtion.
>>223162589Is this a Chinese or Japanese cartoon?
>>223163272What was that, Raj?
>>223156907wow. that's rgeat now that she's a hundred
>>223163018They did thoughbeit, by "it" they meant bringing underage Peter Parker to orgasm
>>223156907They really are reviving Tony when all is said and done aren't they
>Pooper Poots
>>223159331
>>223158190doom should violently rape her then cum in her
>>223156907she better be BAREFOOT like in IRON MAN 3 and not SUITED UP like in ENDGAME"7 limes"
>>223156907She sucks. Paltrowe's natural arrogance makes the character to be horrible. She only gets roles because she's a nepo-baby.
>>223164767It's absolute dogshit value.A 150 box of eggs is about 17 dollarydoos.A 25 lb bag of beans, rice, flour, or potatoes is about 20.A huge bag of greens is about 5.You can eat good by spreading out bulk goods over months.You don't need to go to Costco or some specialty store for these, just a real grocery store.I swear to God you utterly worthless faggots want to be poor. I hope you starve to death trying to make buying tiny overpriced packages work.
>>223168593What greens do you buy for months that stay greens?
>>223168625What retard thinks that greens stay good for months? You?
>>223157147this is when i started liking her.
>>223168625frozen ones. I lived on 30/week in college but that was in 2008 so not a great comparison to 2015.
>>223168701>>223168593>A huge bag of greens is about 5.>You can eat good by spreading out bulk goods over months.
>>223156907MILLENNIAL SISTERS, WE WIN AGAIN!!!
She's a thousand years old. Limes
>>223169142Prime Paltrow yes. The purist of the pure nepo babies
>>223163741She has the mindset of an aristocrat.
>>223156907You're right. I'm glad to see Pepper back and hopefully we can see a teenage Morgan as Iron Girl because that'd be CUTE.
>>223156907goopers rise up!everyone light your vagina candles!
>>223159331Sad. She'll be ugly forever
>>223162160i really need to taste her goop
>>223156907>>223157992I was always unironically disappointed we never got a kino pepper potts spin off thing after endgame. How the fuck did we get that ironheart crap instead.
Damn. That's wild
>>223172177She is an awful actress. Theres no fucking way she could carry a film.
>>223156907Has any anon seen the movie where she plays Anthony Hopkins daughter and the plot is that she's a mathematical genius and he's lost his marbles?
>>223164973Her mom is a shiksa, so no. Also she recently made fun of her husband for being such a libtard pussy, outing herself as a chudette. She's based.
>>223156907Lighting one up to celebrate
>>223159331I love you 3000...calories a meal