Why was Satan in Star Wars?
>>223158469Why was a freemason lodge mentioned in American graffiti?
Because a Galaxy Far Far Away is actually hell.
>>223158469Oy vey, stop with the antisemitism.
>>223158469Satan is very well-connected, he can get into a lot of places you might not expect
he looks a little zesty, was han cruising a galactic gar bar?
>>223158469hes in every star wars, you just gotta look.
>hey Han, remember to come meet Satan with me later
Hrmph. He's a Satano from the planet Natas>thunderous applause
>>223158469He was a good fiend.
>>223158541well jizz was very popular there
>>223158541i meant gay bar, gar bar is not something that exists
>>223158469they're an actual race in the universe but I think that character was a leftover mask from another movie
>>223158469The same reason theres a werewolf. George Lucas was an lazy retard and used masks that were lying around
>>223158564Kek
>>223158582Gar-Bar is the key to all of this. We've never had a character this gay before
>>223158611>lazy retardHe worked his ass off on that first movie, it was just budgetary strains, because space flicks were all cheesy b-movie schlock
>>223158564You know, something just dawned on me. I think George Lucas did more than just getting Disney's money in exchange for Star Wars. I think he was also convinced into signing a non-disparagement agreement with Disney. Think about. When was the last time you heard of him complaining about Disney's handling of the Star Wars IP?
only male Devaronians have horns, making them the penis of their species
>>223158634I genuinely don't think he cares anymore. Disney kikes shit all over his ST ideas and he checked out after that knowing it was going to be shit.
>>223158469>Why was Satan in Star Wars?Foreshadowing the Disney sequels.
>>223158469"He doesn't like you"
>>223158767I LIKE you.He LIKES you too.
>>223158767>I don't like him. Let's fuck him up together!Kino
>>223158469dude gets around
>>223158804>Thanks, I guess(Puts hand on shoulder)>[translated] you got a pretty mouth(Obi Wan cuts off his hand)
>>223158860Obi Wan: You must be more careful who you share your affections with, lukeLuke: But i didn't-Obi-Wan: Come along Luke..
>>223158804>I've got loverboys in twelve systemsI'll be careful.
>>223158662Wish they had stuck with the "Devaronian women are hairy monkey women" idea instead.
>>223158662>he's a devil>devaronianBravo Lucas
>>223158564Bravo Lucas
>>223158625it's like pottery, it rhymes
>>223158469That's Kardue'sai'Malloc you absolute idiot. How do you not know the butcher as a Star Wars fan?
>>223158469no thats just a horned dick
>>223158634>When was the last time you heard of him complaining about Disney's handling of the Star Wars IP?the only time he complained was his review of the farce engorges, when he pointed out the lack of originalityafter that he supposedly said last jedi was beautifully made (doesn't mean he liked the film), still no confirmed report on rise of skywalker but it is confirmed that he watched it, then he said that making movies is hard and disney should be patted on the back for doing it. that's about it.oh and while he never gave reviews of rogue one or solo, it's known that he visited the set of rogue one, which was the only nu-wars film set he visited btw, so that kind of gives it an automatic pass.
>>223158634He did sorta in that one interview a lil bit when he say "they wanted to do something for the fans". But he's not really in the public eye really or doing much to get attention for people to really get anything new from him he's just kinda keeping to himself at skywalker ranch or whatever
>>223158516Based esoteric flat earth space is fake and gay poster
>>223158950monkooba
>>223160292>But he's not really in the public eye really or doing much to get attention for people to really get anything new from himhe literally just opened a movie museum chock full of star wars thingshe also hardly hangs out at skywalker ranch anymore unless dave needs him
>>223158469it's darth mall's dad. Lucas confirmed it in the commentary
>>223160484nothing george says has any credibility
>>223158469Why indeed
>>223158516>only one (you) after three hoursThis board is dead
i can't wait until AI is good enough for me to make my own personalized special edition locally.
>>223158950sexo. also good design
>>223158516There we go
>>223158672He clearly never REALLY cared that much about star wars, it was always a vehicle to sell toys, and make money from an entertainment product. The prequels and the endless editing of the originals are evidence of what horrible taste he genuinely has.
>>223158469i remmeber this spam from a decade ago
>>223161363what would your changes/additions be anon
>>223158469the same reason there was a Mantis C3p0
>>223158516BRAVO NOLAN
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>>223158469You don't become a big player in the game just by sitting on your ass in 1 star system.
>>223158522rent free
>>223158469they had to put a jew in it
>>223158469The devil is one swarthy cunt.
>223163290>entire culture is judaized>"RENT FREE HAHAHAHA" zhe said judaically as xhe hammered more jewish nails into the goyim school children's skullsNo (You) for demons.
>>223163290>rent free
>>223158469Because.. CHECK EM
>>223158509Freemason lodges are fairly common. My grandad was a mason
>>223158469Two things: i hate in expanded universe literally every one in the cantina has a backstory every single one has been on adventures or a criminal of the worst kind. None are like Barry he lives locally.The dirty rundown galaxy is very comfy and unusual and its never been done as well as it has in a new hope
>>223158634I wonder why people with more money than they could ever have any actual use for sell out for even more money... it's strange behavior. You'd think that after the garbage prequels he would have wanted to put his legacy in the hands of someone who could do the Star Wars universe justice. Instead he just took the biggest possible payday and wiped his ass with his creation. I really don't get it. Unless... Lucas was always an NPC midwit with zero sense of what people loved about the original trilogy and thought Disney was actually the best choice.
>>223158469That's a Devaronian, they're pretty funny.
>>223158634Thats fairly common with anything like that
>>223158627>were
>>223158469Why are the makeup/prosthetics so much better than Darth Maul's?
>>223161120Then show me its body
>>223158469Because the movie was low budget and they used whatever Halloween masks they had in the back as extra "aliems"
>>223158582>Garham's-on-the-Downstream was a bar in the nation of Cartann, on the planet Adumar. It boasted expensive columns of stone, curtained booths, excellent service, decent drinks and provided privacy for its customers. While in the bar, New Republic General Wedge Antilles encountered Imperial Admiral Teren Rogriss during their diplomatic mission to Adumar.[1]"Lets all go to the Gar Bar!"
Ive seen the movie many times and i still cant picture seeing him
>>223158469>Hue hue hue. Why of course, Mr. Lucas. I shall make your movie a hot success, mue hue hue. But only on ONE condition. You give me a small part in it AND your soul!
>>223158469Given the amount of life in the Star Wars Galaxy, it'd be a bigger plothole if NONE of the species resembled an Earthling's interpretation of Satans
>>223165442Villie was pretty great, he'd run circles around anyone from Disney's crap. If he gets adapted to live action (heaven forbid) I want him played by John Leguizamo or Danny DeVito.
>>223165442I wish I could got a picaresque story set in the setting of EP4 with one of those guys being evil, having fun and pissing off both the empire and rebels.
for me it's Takeel.what's his story, /tv/?
>>223166691Old Takeel was just out for a mid evening drink. He needed a break from his rowdy kids and nagging wife. He was on his third Canteena Cruiser when a man in a brown cloak and a young pretty boy waltzed into the bar. The old man had an aura about him. Takeel tried not to stare and went back to his drinks. But something happened. The old man suddenly pulled out a weapon, a sword, that glowed with a shimmering light that illuminated the whole bar. He swiftly cut off another patron's arm and promptly left. Takeel reckoned the old man was a jedi since he read about them as a child in story books, but he never thought they were real. That night, he left the bar with renewed vigor. He went home and slaughtered his wife and kids, chopping them into pieces with a space saw. When he was dragged away in cuffs, all he would say was, "The Force was with me." He was later tried and found Guilty in 30 seconds.
>>223158564>Ucifreo from the planet LlehB R A V ORAVO
>>223167178Voldemorto from the planet Deh
>>223165663Same reason why live-action Shaak Ti looked so much better in the prequels than live-action Ahsoka looked in the recent shows.When all a character has to do is mostly stand around in the background looking cool, you can do really elaborate head prosthetics or even a full-head rubber mask. But when a character is active in the foreground, you're limited by what allows them to visibly emote and won't fall off of flop around ridiculously during fight scenes.
