Wtf did this nigga do all day?
>>223164301watch the facmly guy cutgag, that explain
Tried fishing and looking out for other sources of food
>>223164301he didnt do anything he listened and thats what noone did
>Well, you know what Wilson? LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE, OK?!
>>223164301I was homeless for a year very similar boring lifestyle.
>>223164301Think up comebacks you could have said to that asshole who was hassling you before you got to the island
>>223164301fuck wilson
gooning
>>223164500How exactly do you survive homeless for a fucking year? I don't understand how people do it.
>>223164301Lets just say WIlsons backside got a new hole
>>223164537probably sold his ass for dope and food
>>223164537You don't just be decide when you stop being homeless
>>223164585ok garbage guru
>>223164446I don't remember there being any monkey sex in this movie
>>223164537You walk around all day looking for food or cash to buy food with. Then you find a fountain or a lake or somewhere to wash yourself and take a shit. Then you find shelter for the night. Repeat every day.
>>223164301he was happy.
Was this the first really cucked instance of product placement in a movie, with their use of FedEx? Seems, before this, a story like this would have been told with some made-up, albeit FedEx-like, delivery service rather than any extant business concern. I think their new, "hidden arrow" logo rebranding came out at the same time, too.
>>223164301survive. you need to find sources for water, calories and protein.
>>223164301tried not to die
>>223164537Homeless doesn't mean jobless or moneyless, shit I was that way for a while, still had a job. Would shower at the gym, eat food at shopping court, sleep in my car, if you keep yourself decent you're able to get away with a lot.
>>223164449Imagine spending most of the time trying to find food to sustain yourself. What a shitty life lol
>>223164777That's what prehistoric man did before agriculture was a thing
>>223164797Eh not really. Prehistoric men are mostly fruit and veg. Basically whatever they could find on the ground or in a tree. They would basically hoard long lasting food into their cave and chill out for weeks. They only hunted when it was winter or they had picked their area clean. You really didn't want to hunt and kill an animal unless you absolutely had to. It's not as easy as you think. But yeah they basically went out once and hoarded all their shit so they could be lazy for days/weeks at a time.
>>223164886>hunted during winter
>>223164797Yeah, and it was so shitty that we developed a way to game the system so we could have more food than we need on any given day so we wouldn't have to worry anymore.
>>223164954You think he had means to preserve or stock food?
>>223164693>sleep in my carhonestly that's kinda comfy for a few weeks but i gets depressive real quick after a couple months
>>223165180It wouldn't even be that bad but the cops are constantly fucking with you when I tried it. Every street had no overnight parking too.
>>223164500I was about to say I'd soon start robbing cunts than be homeless but I just looked it up and you get 14 years in jail for robbery in my country. Murder is only 8 lol. You are literally better off killing a dude and then stealing his shit off his dead body. What the hell?
>Stuck on an island with Rachel McAdams>Not once do they have sexThis was the biggest dark comedy plotline.
>>223165224You'd have to be a manlet, though. One of the many benefits.
Thinking is a full day's work.
Saw this recently, never heard anyone talk about it before. Just two of the greatest actors of all time stuck on a tropical island together learning to trust each other.Make sure to watch the alternate ending though. The theatrical ending is terribly abrupt.
Probably said nigger all day long and all night long. In his sleep too!Oh and he said cum a lot
>>223164301This guy who was a blue collar in a city got stuck on an island for years and all he got was a slight tan and a sunburn. No acne, freckles nor pimples. His skin went back to pre-island state when he returned and shaved
>>223167364>No acne, freckles nor pimpleswhy should he considering that despite the small amount his diet was very healthy in the island? You retard
>>223164301Fish, crab hunt, eat, shit violently, drink some coconut and talk to Wilson
>>223164537let's just say I've tasted penis
>>223167924does it taste like chicken
>>223164301Made a rope to hang himself with. Pretty much a standard workday.
>>223166738Nice, never heard of it.
>>223164922Uhh yeah. That's the season.Most states bow season starts in September. Gun season is in December.Muzzleloader is in January.t. hunts in Ohio
>>223168331What game do you get? Any tips or warnings? Do you like the youtube channel outdoor boys?Do you know the most famous person out of Ohio is Taylor hill?
>>223168388Turkeys and deer. Not a fan of duck hunting. Meat is too greasy.
Reminder that this movie was federalist propaganda made to guilt-trip Mitch Hedberg for his FedEx joke about getting weed sent to him and is not based on a true story in any way
>>223164301What we all do.
he works for fedex so presumably he spent all his time throwing the packages around the island and trying to break what was inside them
>>223169169Qrd?
>>223169259You want me to space out the letters with hyphens or something?
>>223169169Take your meds anon.
>>223169364I dont.want.to spend half an hour looking up.schizo bullshit. In one sentence i can decide if you are on to something or insane bullshit.
>>223166738Rea life enemy mine. Maybe it has the same ending. ;)
>>223164922> hunt when bears are hibernating > no plant food so herbivorous are weaker
>>223170363Yeah I'm sure you're gonna find a really detailed rabbit hole about U.S. constitutional monarchy
>>223164301Enjoy life
He gathered and crushed up various tropical bugs to create hair dye.
jonah hill lookin good
>>223167970Nope. Just dick.
>>223164693>homeless>can afford vehicle and eating fast food
>>223164458*no one
>>223164537How could you die being homeless in the modern world? There's plenty of space and food. Don't you have a brain??
>>223164663How is it "product placement" that their plane crashed? Just because you can get clearance to use a company doesn't mean they're going to profit from it. Starbucks doesn't enjoy their Idiocracy "product placement" because it's handjob jokes.
>>223173455Where did he say fast food. He said 'shopping court'. Sounds like buying groceries to me.
>>223164301Weather reports for the local shipping lane.
>>223165224I've never done this but wouldn't it be easier to find some spot a few minutes out of the city so cops don't hassle you?
>>223168331>Ohio>winter>lolin prehistoric times you mainly hunted late summer to mid autumn, although some incidental hunting would take place in winter and springwinter was for sitting around inside
>>223173519if you see a brand in a modern movie or tv show it is paid product placement. 100% of the time. no exceptions. watch spurlocs POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold
>>223175091Even Wayne's World?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lgLYGBbDNs
>>223164449If he liked fish he was really in for a treat, that's for sure.
>>223175195The companies did pay them for this. They turned the product placement into a meta joke, but it was an actual deal.
>>223166738Looks interesting
>>223164585yeah you have to wait for the planets to align just right and the universe to smile its blessings upon you
>>223164524He probably did
>>223164519fuck yeah
>>223164553>dopeWhat are you, 60?
>>223173519>product placement isn't real>>>/x/
>>223175753Found the drug smoker.
>>223173455Well if it was 10-15 years ago, it would possible
>>223164777yea should be on twiter all day arguing about politics instead, maybe even watch reality tv with their bodycount mid wife every eveninggoals
>>223164301You think jerking off is dangerous in this situation? Like you just waste too much energy? Both in the act and the materials lost on coom
>>223177047It's dangerous because you'll end up doing it too much and break your shit lol
>>223164301Thought about his girlfriend back home getting railed
