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>leaked script was accurate
>absolute steaming pile of horse shit
>film doesn't know if it wants to be muh elevated horror or fun zombie film like day of the dead
>falls flat on both ends
>derivative symbolism in infirmary scene
>cringy le epic gamer moment puns
>no pursuer except for fat wojak who literally doesn't do anything
>main character gets infected halfway through film
>basically turns into an even cringier version of Tokyo Ghoul
>zero re monsters or character cameos

Seriously there is absolutely nothing Resident Evil about this film and have no idea how it got made
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>>223166643
>I WAN CHARACTER CAMEOS!
i got a movie for you
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>>223166679
>they couldn't find a qt happa tomboy to play jill
>make one of the most charismatic male re characters into a jeet

It's like they purposely want to make awful films
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>>223166714
>>223166679
>>223166643
You all had 8 movies of game references, and while the movies aren't considered failures they weren't smashing successes either. Cregger tried to make something new. Even if he fails, it was a noble attempt
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>>223166643
The guy is a hack after all. Can't believe Paul WS Anderson showed more respect to RE.
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>>223166643
Are we surprised? Cregger sucks.
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>>223166755
>Cregger tried to make something new

You know who else tried something new. Paul WS Andserson, now shut the fuck up and go get your shine box
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>>223166643
>have no idea how it got made

I heard it was just a random script that was sitting around for a while until some executive decided to slap the Resident Evil title on it and brought in the Weapons guy to generate a buzz.
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>>223166755
>Cregger tried to make something new. Even if he fails, it was a noble attempt

Except it wasn't a noble attempt. It's just his ideas with RE slapped on it. If you make something with attached lore, people who like the franchise want to see things from the lore therein, which is why his tantrums come off as cringe and clueless.

If they wanted a different type of zombie movie, they should've left it on its own; but judging by them attaching RE, it means it couldn't stand on its own.
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Time to apologize to Paul ws Anderson
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>basically turns into an even cringier version of Tokyo Ghoul
that actually sound kinda fun
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>>223166643
Cregger said they cut out all the humor, but is the ending the same as a script?
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>>223166819
No, it's very much Cregger's script.
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>>223166838
His movies also terrible
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>>223167335
Yep, and humor is still in it
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>>223166755
Wrong. A noble attempt would be to pick a game and do that as a movie, nothing added and nothing taken away. Full stop.
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Dunno why both can't be enjoyed. It's not like the games didn't have entries that heavily departed from the originals in both characters and gameplay.
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>>223166643
60 milli opening incoming seethe

Cregger teaming with Spielberg on The Flood, shooting now, by far his biggest production in scale and expense
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>>223166643
What rock song plays over the end credits when the MC turns into monster and leaps off the rekt building?
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>>223166779
Cregger, Barker, Parsons are the future unc
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>>223166643
>main character gets infected halfway through film
>basically turns into an even cringier version of Tokyo Ghoul
Uh-oh!
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>>223166755
>Cregger tried to make something new
Why bother using the Resident Evil IP if you're trying to make something new?
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Erm...CREGGERSE?
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Cregger is a fucking hack who for some bizarre reason is being astroturfed like absolute crazy.
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>>223169647
at this point its only a matter of time before the woke left starts combing through WKUK sketches and finding stuff to cancel him for, whether it be for all the shitting on women they did, or all the politically incorrect stuff they said.
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>>223169539
Doesn't mean any of that shit is good. Barbarian was alright, but calling Weapons merely bad borders on giving a compliment.
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>>223166643
>>223166679
I don't get this argument. What's wrong with people wanting a resident evil movie to be somewhat like the games? Why not make something new at that point?
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>>223169539
The screenplay for the Flood felt like it was written by a LLM.
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Which of the 3DCGI movies are actually worth watching?
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>>223169773
Never read any of his scripts, but he's masterful at cynically killing off characters after elaborately building them up to stretch runtime.
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>>223166679
>slap 2 games together that have no business being together
If youre going to do this do the Outbreak games together theres plenty of source material set pieces a dedicated cast and supporting characters
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>>223169887
*I have a hard time believing current LLMs would be that incompetent.
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>>223166643
What's his ethnicity? Why does he have such chink-y eyes?
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>>223168400
Fuck.
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>>223166679
When you’re naming a film after an existing IP it makes sense to have it be related to the IP…
Like having a super Mario movie but it’s just a story about a plumber in New York named Tony who has a bitch ex wife
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>>223166643
>zero re monsters or character cameos
the movie very clearly has lickers and zombies anon
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>>223169593
Parsons is literally the only one with any talent, and it's not even like The Backrooms was amazing, it was like a 7.5/10 solid, interesting flick.
Obsession sucked and I'm sure this is gonna suck too.
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>>223166755
Why call it “resident evil”?
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https://youtu.be/AdxOnHVT1JY

Reminder this nigger didn't know who the merchant from resident evil 4 was and got flustered and upset when the interviewer kept playing around with him.

For being such a "fan" he doesn't know shit about the franchise. Even a complete casual who only plays the remakes would instantly know who the merchant is. I ain't watching this shit. Well, maybe when it's for free on Prime or Tubi.
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>>223166643
>HEY, 'MEMBER THE TYPEWRITERS?
>'MEMBER THE AMMO PACKAGING?
>'MEMBER FINDING WEAPONS ON THE WALL IN CONVENIENT LOCATIONS?
>'MEMBER THE HERBS?
>'MEMBER THE LICKERS?
>'MEMBER THE DESIGN OF THE FIRSY AID SPRAY WE COPIED TO THE BAG?
There's nothing more dishonest than using memberberries from a franchise and completely discarding the rest of it.
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>>223166643
you are a retard
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>>223170266
Yikes.
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>>223166643
Tell us something we don't know, sailor
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>>223166679
This movie was absolute shit
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There's genuinely a shill operation on this board to push this movie. Literally nobody gave a single fuck about Cregger, but all of a sudden there's these diehard "fans" who will screech and froth at the mouth if you say anything bad about him or this slop.
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Unironically get Wes Anderson to direct Resident Evil
Hes got the static camera angle thing down, hes got an eye for interior decorating, and hed capture the bizarre stilted dialogue
He wouldnt focus on a gun on the wall for too long, hed pan the camera in a quick shot and have Jill grab it without any fanfare and pan back to an angle and have her blow a zombie's head off.

Hed cast Edward Norton as Whesker and he wouldn't reduce how hammy and gay he is. Hed let Chris be a dumb motherfucker who cant read.

He'd have Leon be hungover and hed know karate just because, hed dress Mr X in the coat and tophat just because, hed actually be good at it.
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>>223166643
>>223170283
But does he say the line?
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>>223170383
I've noticed it too, but thankfully they are easy to spot. They think having a reference to something suddenly makes it representative of said reference. It would be like if James Bond had a child playing a halo game with a master chief helmet on, and suddenly it's now called a "halo movie" because of that. Complete stupidity.

The shills are on YouTube, reddit, and other obscure places like this board. When the movie drops and the opening weekend passes , they will fade away to the next project handed to them.
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>>223170401
BAZINGA??
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>>223170390
>Unironically get Wes Anderson to direct Resident Evil
James Wan, William Eubank, and Scott Derrickson would do a much better job. Keep it genre.
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>>223170383
>I dont like this movie
>anyone who brings it up is a shill
take your fucking meds man
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>>223170266
i don't recall zach ever claiming to have played the entire series or the remakes
pretty sure he played 1-3 and then had sex
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>>223170383
its not even particularly actual cregger fans pushing it i say, its just some weird pushback in general to browbeat people into just eating anything up. people get off to coercing strangers online through peer pressure for some reason

>ugh it doesn't have to be like your gay little (book/game/whatever source material here), just accept what you get and be happy with it you spoiled little brat!
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>>223170439
Nothing about Cregger is organic, anon. He even looks like he's made of plastic now.
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>>223166643
>the wrong WKUK member died
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>>223170446
he mention the Village baby so played 8 and probably 7
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>>223170459
It might be a combination of both. I've noticed that nu-4chan likes to get really fucking gay with their contrarianism now. The consequence of having a literal /lgbt/ board. It's bound to spill over with the catty gays and troons.
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>>223170446
>pretty sure he played 1-3 and then had gay sex
ftfy
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>>223169818
Damnation
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>>223170517
lol
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>>223170446
I'm pretty sure he hasn't even played them. Maybe a few seconds of 7 befoe quitting.
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>>223170506
i wonder if he tried 4 and was annoyed at it being an action game then skipped on 5 and 6 hearing the same thing, only to get back in with 7 and 8 due to them being more survival horror based?
>>223170517
kek
>>223170514
the faggotry on 4chan started long before the faggot board was invented, /b/ used to literally have dedicated gay threads. still does btw. tl;dr fags have always been here
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>>223170514
Shitting on Cregger is obviously the right course of action right now because 1) he's being heavily astroturfed, and 2) his movies are dramatically overrated.
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>>223166643
At this point I'll trust op before Hollywood.
you still a faggot tho.
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Did the ending feel emotionally satisfying in any way? The Jovovich films all had decent endings.
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>>223166643
I could tell you half those things by title alone
>>absolute steaming pile of horse shit
>>film doesn't know what it wants to be
>>derivative symbolism
>>zero re monsters
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In the script the fatherhood stuff makes no sense because Bryan pulls a le Cregger epic reversal and hides his infection and displays zero persomal growth. Ala Barbarian 2.0. I wonder if the final cut did anything to fix that.
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>>223169773
It most likely was. The press blurb:
>The deep-space exploration team aboard the Spiritus Mundi spacecraft pick up a strange, recurring signal from a remote planet. Captain Elena Voss leads the mission to investigate, only to discover a bizarre alien artifact that starts warping time, reality, and the crew’s minds.
>Captain Elena Voss
This name was completely unheard of in fiction before 2023 and now it's suddenly everywhere. I don't understand all the math and weights and models stuff, but LLMs fucking love that name for whatever reason.
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>>223166643
Can you really ask him about sacrificing Trevor?
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>>223166755
>>223166679
just don't call it resident evil if it has nothing resident evil about it, it's not that hard
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>>223167335
The thing is, the movie had an inherently comedic structure. Cutting the more grating comedy doesn't change its underlying choices.
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>>223166714
jill isnt a chink retard
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I will watch it based purely on the fact that they dropped giant bags of fake blood to make that scene in the trailer with the suicide zombies instead of getting some jeets to CGI it.
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>>223171062
She's half-French, half-Japanese immigrant.
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>>223169978
hes squinting...
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>>223171141
according to no in game source.
also Valentine isnt either
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>>223171141
>nu-Jill doesn't count
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>>223171274
It goes all the way back to the earliest character concepts.
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> Go to see this at the cinema.

> Cinema is empty.

> "Where'd everyone go? Bingo?"
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>>223171507
> Rear Security.
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Should i murder him for what he did to our granchise gamin' sisters? He's gonna attend an event near me soon and i could totaly blow his head up or stab him in his left lung.
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>>223168753
>this
There are so many god damn spin-off games that could have fit what Cregger was going for but it is more and more clear he wanted to make a RE knock off movie without it being RE and the studio said "Make it Resident Evil fgt".
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>>223171588
and then everyone applauded
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>>223168753
Adapting the games directly is a pain. Anderson was right.
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What script
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>>223171947
you don't know that zach intentionally leaks his scripts to get early reactions? oof my nigga you won't make it
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I saw a poster on twitter complain that there are no zombies in the first 30 minutes of Anderson's Resident Evil. No shit. That's the whole point. It's Resident Evil not Resident Zombie. Zombies are incidental to the hostile architecture.
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>>223171981
Don't call me a nigga
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>>223166679
It seems video game movies are a sort of _____ gambit
I forget the word, but you know it's like a shit sandwich? You can have Leon, but he's a skinny indian. You can have ada wong but she's more just random chinky woman that does kung fu
Esau's gambit? Maybe that's inaccurate
Here's a million dollars but it's in a defunct russian currency in a still moist 100 year old vat of excrement but if you clean it you can argue its historical value

Why do movies have to eb this way
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>>223172058
nigga don't tell me who i can and can't call nigga
also i didn't call you a nigga because you weren't being a nigga, i called you nigga cuz you my nigga, get it nigga?
>>223172183
video game movies aren't a gambit at all. you take the basic premise, include some highlighted gameplay, and can otherwise do what the fuck you want. in fact sticking closer to the games is what often causes them to be shit, it loses artistic value in just being a cheap recreation of what already exists.
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>>223170266
But he literally quoted the Merchant after the first question.
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Remember when game fans whined about Leon in RE Retribution despite this portrayal of the character basically being a pitch-perfect recreation of his RE6 version which released the same year?
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>>223172707
>pitch-perfect recreation
they literally gave him the hair and his re4 outfit, nothing about it screamed re6
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>>223171947
https://web.archive.org/web/20260405161354/https://www.scribd.com/document/1011210193/RESIDENT-EVIL-Zach-Creggers-Shay-Hattin
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why is so offensive today to ask a fucking adaptation to be faithful to the original work?
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>>223169539
Creggor will never shake off the comedy sketch curse and will always hide behind a layer of irony while attempting to do "elevated horror"
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>>223172828
He spends the entire film hyperfixated on Ada's welfare, literally cradles her in his arms exactly like RE6 (the film came first by a few months), and instead of being a quip-loving parody, he's this stoic, stern, jaded figure.

Also, interestingly, Requiem Leon's coat is blatantly based on the fur coat that Leon wears in that movie.
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The Resident Evil community has come together and we have made our demands known:
No Alice, no watch.

Movie looks like ass btw =)
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>>223166643
I'm so fucking sick of failed comedians becoming hack horror writers. Have some respect for yourself if you like horror movies. Watch fucking good ones.
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>>223173010
I hate Cregger.
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>>223173010
where can I read this fucking abomination of a script?
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>>223172560
He literally repeated the interviewer's question back at him in confusion.
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>>223173010
>RCPD
kek
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>>223173063
He said "Don't get yourself killed out there" in the Merchant's voice, you disingenuous fuck.
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>>223173010
>RCPD
>not RPD
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I used to watch all the WKUK streams and I've always thought Zach was the worst member. Unfunny, unoriginal, leftoid, and he came off as very insecure. I'm not shocked his take on RE is shit.
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>>223172828
>>223172993
RE4 remake changed Leon's gloves to look more like the ones he wore in Retribution, interestingly.
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>>223173010
Please don't post this without a warning. I can't keep jizzing in my pants at work.
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>>223173192
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>>223173247
>>223173192
peak delulu
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>>223173157
He ruined the show, ruined the streams, and then ruined horror movies. I'm sure Rongina has been shitting and pissing himself since the moment he announced he was doing a RE movie. Their fans are actual subhumans
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>>223166714
>Jill
>hapa
The only Asian in resident evil is Ada
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>>223173148
Interestingly, the original film used both RCPD and RPD in the same scene, but Apocalypse consistently uses RPD as far as I know.
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>>223166755
>Cregger tried to make something new.
Making an actual Resident Evil film would be new. All the previous ones are just movies that happen to share the same name as a game by Capcom
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>>223166755
>You all had 8 movies of game references, and while the movies aren't considered failures they weren't smashing successes either
They're one of the highest grossing horror film franchises of all time. Also, the old RE movies were not lazy game references. I have no idea where this narrative came from.
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>>223173289
the games use rpd and that's what matters
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>>223169978
Botox to remove eyebags
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>>223170861
>can't use the word "delve" now because people are learning it through AI
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>>223173010
Move over Max Landis, a new "fun script" writer is here to stay
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If this underperforms do you think they'll bring Jovovich and Larter and Roberts back?
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>>223169738
Just how there are people addicted to nostalgia, we have Nostalgia Vegans where anything resembling or paying homage to the past is a sin.
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>>223173725
no they won't bring back the kino crew
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>>223173192
re4 og has a bunch of thing they took from anderson movies
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>>223173725
they will bring the jovovich daughter
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>>223166643
God bless Paul WS Anderson for giving us the best Jill Valentine
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>>223170861
Is there a Kael in the movie too?
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>>223166643
>Generic monster movie with RE IP slapped on it is generic monster movie with RE IP slapped on it
Wowzers
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>>223174179
it doesn't but feel free to pretend like they did
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>>223174365
Laser room
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>>223170149
Lickers are confirmed not on the film and were just falsely added by fan made trailers using Welcome to Racoon City clips
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>>223174412
Actually the fan trailers were using clips from the Netflix show but none of you actually saw the Netflix show so didn't recognize them.
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>>223170722
Nope. Think of V/H/S type of Horror ending
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>>223172707
>Let's cast Pewpidpie
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>>223174459
With all respect, what the fuck were they thinking? I don't see the audience that loved one or two Jovovich films and loves the games seeing this ending and saying, "What a fun time."

Anderson was so careful about fan catharsis that he changed the ending of The Final Chapter so that Alice didn't die because he felt after talking to Jovovich that it would be a "slap in the face" to fans who had followed her for 6 movies. And Cregger is just biting that bullet immediately, and also making the character kind of unlikeable.
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>>223169818
Not this one. The women look like men and Rebecca is an angry feminist bitch. Japan so based.
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>>223169818
Damnation probably. None of the CGI films really feel like actual movies. They're like watching a cutscene that's 90 minutes long.
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>>223174459
can you give me a complete and utter spoiler paragraph please? I just can't read this faggot's writing or I'd read his gay script
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>>223166679
Yeah, I bet the people who do see Spider-Man movies want SPIDER-MAN CHARACTERS in it! Pffft! Losers.
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>>223169539
Sick, i'm fuckin stoked honestly
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>>223168753
I think a decent budget miniseries covering resident evil 1 or 2 could honestly be pretty decent; the main thing to focus on would be atmosphere and knowing when to have the characters act "professional" (think black hawk down style shooting) vs "oh shit" 80s action film spray and pray
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>>223169166
He would have gotten away with a lot more if they didn't sort of act like it's quasi-canon/happening during re2; truthfully, if he set it in the 90s and not visibly in the winter he probably could have gotten away with a lot more, but acting like it could happen during re2 when it very clearly isn't draws attention to its differences
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>>223166643
zack shitter movie is shit?
how did this happen?
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>>223174668
Resident Evil was never supposed to be a Resident Evil film. This was a script he was working on before long before
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>>223174383
yeah that's about it, big whoop
>>223174412
>>223174433
so they played fan trailers in theaters?
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>>223174741
Bryan is bitten by the zombie dog he taunts.
His infection progresses throughout the film.
He leaves a tearful voice message for his girlfriend telling her he's ready to be a father.
Then he immediately undoes this, AJ from Barbarian-style by hiding his infected arm, going into the research lab at the Raccoon City hospital, and sitting there while they make the cure using the serum he developed. He turns into a monster, eats everyone, the cure is smashed. He roars and looks out over the city. The end.
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>>223175234
>and sitting there while they make the cure using the serum he developed.
Delivered, I mean. The case he's carrying contains a green serum and the cure is also green. The fact green = anti-virus is a creation of the Anderson films is something I'm sure some people will notice.
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bump
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I just want to know if they kept the weird tentacle creatures from the screenplay or if they got replaced with generic zombies.
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>>223175234
>He leaves a tearful voice message for his girlfriend telling her he's ready to be a father.
this faggot just can't help but sprinkle his gay little life into everything he does, can he?
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>>223166679
Yeah, thoes super Mario movie that were faithful adaptations of a popular long running beloved property just didn't work at the box office, better make generic slop and just slap a name on it
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>>223176645
Completely unchanged from the script.
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>>223169818
Peak Jill here
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>>223176939
Those Mario films made huge box office because kids have zero standards.
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So have any other anons seen it?
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>>223171995
In Japan it is called BioHazard. Zombies are of course part of RE, but it's more broadly about crazy monsters created by Unbrella/Los Illuminados/Tricell/Mould, etc.
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>>223173010
Did Cregger actually write that Jizz pants part?)
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>>223173010
Remember what Robert McKee said, "always put a smug, yet ignorant, descriptions in your script".
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>>223166643
What will Mike and Jay think of it?
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>>223169818
The Jill and Leon scene fighting off the lickers in this was elder god tier kino.
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>>223174702
Is Damnation the one with the really cool Ada vs President Lady fight?
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>>223179640
Yes.
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>>223166643
how many times are you going to post this from your slum?
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>>223166643
>Seriously there is absolutely nothing Resident Evil about this film and have no idea how it got made
Constantin wanted to try to reinvent Resident Evil as an Evil Dead-like anthology with a revolving door of actors and directors.
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>>223166643
day of the dead is a fucking slog, the majority of the movie is romero trying a failing to explore the idea of smart zombies only to end it like any other generic zombie movie because he realized what a boring mess was the story
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>>223180408
RE Extinction is like Day of the Dead but good/fun.
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>>223166755
Shill spotted
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>Eleven (11) movies and a show
>most of them feature Leon, Jill, Chris and Claire
>"b-but real Resident Evil has never been tried"
What if it's just not a very interesting world? The plots and settings are stolen from horror movies, and the characters are flat. Ask a RE fan about why they like a character and they'll probably mention sexiness or the few (often unintentionally) funny moments like Jill sandwich or the boulder punching.
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>>223166643
Sounds like you must have seen a different cut to me, the jokes were great and the best scene had Barry, Jill and Rebecca from the games in it:

There was one scene set in a cabaret bar with zombie drag queens and a zombie magician. In scenes set before they were all zombies it was made clear that the magician was an absolute gaylord.

During the caberet fight, while the gay zombie magician is on stage with one of the zomie drag queens, he pulls a comically girthy rabbit dildo out of his top hat, thats joke 1.

Joke 2, and remember these are all coming in quick succession so the audience doesn't get the chance to recover from the last joke, is Rebecca's reaction to it, her eyes look like they're going to pop out of her head, and she says "Gee Willikers, look at the girth of that thing." And then Jill quips "Guessing you've never had a Welsh boyfriend then!", thats joke 3.

Barry rushes the stage carrying a molotov cocktail and shouts " Hey, this is a cabaret bar, right? They have comedians doing jokes? Well how's about this one? Did you hear about the gay magician? "

"No, Barry, I did not." Says Jill.

barry flings the molotov cocktail at the gay zombie magician and the drag queen zombie igniting them both and they all burn away in a cloud of smoke, leaving no trace.

"At the end of his act he diapeared with a POOF!" Barry shouted triumphantly, that was joke number 4.

As they go to leave Rebecca runs over to the ashes and finds the Welsh rabbit survived. "I'm taking this for later..." She says directly at the camera, breaking the 4th wall, thats joke 5.

It was soo freaking funny, kind of like an American, non WOKE, version of Shawn of the Dead.
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zach creggar should be boiled in a vat of human shit

hate this fucking meme director
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I have zero interest in any of these pg13 projects no one wants more of this shit
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>>223180800
nuJill can die in a fire
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>going on Friday to watch it
>glad it's not something campy, action movie with Leon or Chris
I prefer this kind of side stories as live action than trying to make some bullshit RE4R love action.
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>>223180800
Fans claim that the Jovovich films somehow got Claire wrong, but they're always extremely vague on how.
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>>223180926
Every RE film has been R rated.
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>>223181432
Instead it's a comedy film with insufferable lead. Basically Netflix RE 2.0
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>>223171507
Wasn't that bit about her heritage also in the OG RE1 big box manual or the dc cut? I owned both at one point and coukd have sworn it was in one of them while some of those other details were different. Like it mentioned her delta experience.
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>>223180841
Barbarian was surprisingly good but everything he's made is awful
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>>223169818
Jill was so fucking hot in this film plus she had S tier pits
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>>223174223
>the commentary track where jeremy bolt basically spills his noodles over sienna
He did the same in pandorum's commentary track over antja but it wasn't as silly sounding. He's married to some fairly cute indian girl but she doesn't really compare to either of them.
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>>223170401
No way fag.
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>>223182001
Jeremy Bolt is a strange guy. A little bit slimy, to be honest. He was the one making promises the stuntwoman's family on RE The Final Chapter that were not lived up to. (Anderson was off having a mental breakdown while Bolt dealt with things.)
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>>223169818
If you like RE4 then Degeneration, basically it's still Paul Mercier as Leon
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>>223181984
nuJill looks like shit
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>>223169558
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
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>>223166679
isnt the fuckin brown guy in the bottom right supposed to be Leon?
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>>223166643
It's fascinating that no one knows how to do a RE movie. The one guy who could've done it and had a good script was George A. Romero, but they never produced it.
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>>223184244
Romero is a dramatically worse director than both Anderson and Mulcahy. RE Extinction is a much better film than Day of the Dead.
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>>223184484
>RE Extinction is a much better film than Day of the Dead.
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>>223170383
Every RE related stuff has been like that since R3make. Capcom probably hired some poojet guerrilla marketing whatever. Usually posta that have criticism get about 3 replies defending "the products".
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>>223180800
>consistent issue of the live action adaptions is everything where it tries to be original and fails
>I know, let's be even more original and fail even harder, that will improve things
What is it about the new movie's world that's interesting? What is original about the plot and setting compared to other horror movies? What is it that gives the characters more depth? Is it nothing? It's nothing, isn't it? Reality is, that it is not better, it is just nothing, as all the appealing bits are left in the original series and boy, borrowing any of those when you make a adaptation using the name, would just be fucking silly. Congratulations, you reinvented the wheel and called it "wheel" for marketing purposes, it's a hexagon.
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>>223184520
Name a single thing DotD does better. Extinction has better visuals, music, acting, pacing, writing...
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>>223184841
I don't get why fans of RE can't accept that they're never going to make movies starring the game characters. (WTRC was a failed experiment that Sony walked away from.) They don't own the game characters. The whole point of Alice is to not have game characters as leads. How the hell is this difficult for anyone to understand?
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>Original PS1 trilogy has heavy X-Files influence
>The film company that has had the rights to do the live action films have amply refused to go into that direction for 22 years now

I hope the execs who sign off on this shit will get gangraped by a bunch of feral B.O.W.S living out in some desolate forest.
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>>223184907
Then they should not make a branded movie about the franchise. Simple.
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>>223185101
I'd love X-files type of RE content.
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>>223184907
You are already setting the bar waaaay too high. This movie totally could've been the story of a random survivor in a authentic Racoon City outbreak, that has never been done before. But apparently that was already too much to ask.

Also, I asked what gives characters in this movie depth in response to the popular RE characters being supposedly flat and fans only being able to name something basic, and you replied by changing the topic and telling me why RE character just can't show up in movies. So I have to take it, just as called, that the answer is
>Nothing
Even less than the casual RE fan has going for their characters That's a massive issue I noticed with a lot of modern media, like it isn't just that the protagonist in this isn't a established RE character, but that I can absolutely guarantee you, that he will be forgotten in a few months top. If your original character can't even overcome basic descriptors like "cool" in some way, what are you even doing? But that's so many character these days, just random unappealing dumbos bumbling their way through a story.
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>>223185101
>>223185435
That's actually a decent idea, B.O.W. of the week.
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Hey creager, you SUCK !
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>>223166679
>Indian Leon
who the fuck casted this
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>>223183542
Why because she wears pants? Grow up unc
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>>223166643
Everything you just wrote sounds awesome though
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>RE fans SEETHING that a generic zombie movie is using their branding, despite the fact that every film/show using their sacred RE branding have all been shit
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when do the reviews drop?



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