star trek sex with shran

>>223168336
oh well, hope i'm tasty

>>223168465
>Respect is earned
>Shoots at klingons
>Starts a war
Kek

>>223168390
Chapel a slut.

>>223168465
>as is friendlessness

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>>223168481
Engine make ship go, engine no make crew go.

>>223168390
She had her chance, and choosed hot shot archeologist who didn't found shit, and got lost himself.

>>223168465
This seems un-Star Trek. Respect and friendship should be the default attitude of the Federation, unless the aliens are assholes.
>>223168530
Engines makes you go fast.

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I love how people are so turned off by the decade of schizo lore surrounding /trek/ that they're just making their own threads now. We are a containment thread.

Do the Ferengi use the latinum standard for their currency?

>>223168662
what threads?

>>223168662
Where are these other threads?

>>223168706
>>223168711
>>223151796

>>223168722
I've grown too accustomed to the pitter-patter of /trek/.

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>>223168465
I still find it so funny that these fuckers had interviews before the STD started airing where they claimed they where going to have the first female captain.

>>223168864
did they ever do official specs on this? how many decks are in the saucer?

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>Noel Clarke as Thomas Harewood, a Starfleet officer, working within Section 31 who is bribed by Khan into blowing up the facility.

>>223168067
I’m not causing myself harm. You minimize what is clearly an honest attempt at connecting with you and even acknowledge I make you happy, but have to filter it through some internet whore vocabulary and call me a simp to do it. I’m your best friend is what I am. You’re trying to push me away so you can drink yourself to death like a fucking loser but I’m not having it

>>223168892
Wasn't it the "first black lead"? Which then had to be clarified as "first black female lead"?

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>It's a Keiko sees children having fun and decides they need to be locked up in school episode

I wonder how many people have ever said "arch!" out loud, just to be sure

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>>223168390

IIRC nurse chapel revealed her secret crush on Spock in the Naked Time episode which was filmed before star trek even premiered on NBC. The producers correctly anticipated Spock would be popular with the female viewers and wrote in a self insert character.

>>223168971
i'm trying to look up the old articles but i cant find them, looks like it's deleted or buried under search term bullshit.

>>223168941
I'm subscribing.

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>>223168976
>It's a Keiko poisons her husband's food episode

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Anyone else love most of the TOS films but can't get into TOS itself?

>>223169013
this is correct

>>223169083
They're definitely different beasts

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Why isn't Dukat more popular with female viewers?

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I bet Federation medical textbooks have a new syndrome listed in them specifically for people who lose their marbles just trying to navigate all those endless corridors. I can easily imagine having panic attacks in there.

>>223169037
I’m not content

>>223169170
Those corners are too tight

>>223169170
space retarded? the doors are numbered. even a child can do this

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>>223168941
It's a test, like Job in the desert. You must ignore the temptations to take the easy way out and not harm yourself. Stay on track. Stay focused. Stick to the plan. Only when you have passed the test, will you receive the sweet fruit. Blood for the Blood God!
is what based dukat would say

>>223169225
How do you mean
The tightness of the corners would vary depending on how close to the centre of the saucer you are

>>223169170
It was shown in first episode of TNG, that you can ask computer for the directions, that will be displayed for you on the screens.

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Did Nu-trek got any better? I gave up after season one of STD.
I heard they recently brought back Sybock.

>>223169350
Lower Decks and Prodigy are peak Star Trek fiction.

>>223169350
Literally the only nu-Trek I've enjoyed is Picard season 3.

>>223169366
i wish they would continue prodigy as a book series or something. i liked gwynn

>>223169250
Everything is a test anon. It’s a race actually. We are racing towards the end of life. I will skid in sideways body thoroughly used up and screaming

>>223169350
Only lower decks. Prodigy is held in high regard on here, but it's shit. Stupid, overdesigned characters and other lore breaking stuff.

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You guys couldn't pay me to watch American cartoons.

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>>223169508

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>>223169470
Really? Rick and Morty flavored Parody-trek is really the best Trek has to offer nowdays?

>>223169508
You watch Star Trek scouts and Xavier renegade angel.

>>223169578
Xavier transcends genre, medium, time and space.

Lower Decks is good because it seems to like and actually get Star Trek, but it's bad in literally every other way.

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>>223169623
It's still American and it's still a cartoon

>>223168449
>>223168623
Ensign make ME go fast, run straight through me

>>223169639
>but it's bad in literally every other way.
not trying to start a whole thing but what didn't you like about it?

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it was a nyahgga hazard

>>223169697
The cringe Reddit tier hecking chungus humor.

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This is what I'm diving into based on recommendations. Anything I should add or remove?

>>223169697
It's Rick and Morty with Star Trek memberberries.

>>223169760
why are they all gay

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>>223169013
That reminds me, I've gotta watch today's episode early because I'm going to the movies in a few hours (Coyote vs ACME), and today's episode happens to be The Naked Time.

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>>223168892

>>223169801
Who says they are gay?

>>223169532
Nobody in the 24th century would act like that, especially not Starfleet members.

>>223169902
Well that one does, and her show is CANON.

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>>223169760

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>>223169902

BF I’m not going to ask again. You have mental health problems. These people have mental health problems. I am not a mental health professional. If you want to talk to me you can find some way to do it you’re comfortable with and you can reply to this post and that is going to be the end of it. I’m not asking you again. This is how you lost all your friends remember. By doing nothing

>>223169927
It's Picard season 3 if that means anything. I got told to avoid 1 and 2 like a rancid toilet but give 3 a go.

Sheev Dukat

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>>223169951
Meet me behind the Sheetz in Altoona in three days time at 6:00PM Eastern. Bring a signed copy of Infinite Jest so I know it's you. The code word is "Obsidian Order." This is my only offer.

>>223169996
My name is Rey.
Rey Sisko.

>>223170059
Leave me alone. You’re a stalker/simp and legitimately insane. No wonder she thinks it’s dangerous to talk to people it doesn’t matter how normal I am compared to you I’m guilty by association in her eyes. That is what you call ironic. Talking about self harm. She self harmed herself trying to prove something to me. She’s doing it again right now

>>223169569
Yes

>>223170151
You are nothing more than freight to me.

>>223170151
What's the backstory on this beef?

>>223170220
schizo sundays

>>223169902
I'm sorry that your starfleet has stick up their ass like s1-2 of TNG. My starfleet is cool kids from s3-7 of TNG.

>>223169971
>I'm avoiding the pile of vomit still steaming from stomach acid to go slurp down some liquid shit instead
I'll never understand the people who try to pick and choose with nu-Trek.

>>223170220
This thread used to have a discord. It was inhabited by one girl and handful of ugly schizophrenic retards that were all addicted to drugs and completely degenerate. The ugly schizophrenic retards “simped” for her in order that they could become her “friends” in some sort of very unhealthy relationship, predicated on denialism and fantasies of control. It apparently rendered her retarded, even now. These schizophrenic retards are in the thread with us now pretending to be her. They are the most mentally ill people I have ever encountered on this earth. In all reality she probably isn’t here anymore and I am in reality confronting a man pretending to be a girl. I wish that was more pleasant to read but I’m trying to be honest

>>223170381
I haven't watched it so I don't know a damn thing. Just got told season 3 is standalone and far better than 1 and 2. Calm your titties.

>>223170392
You're doing /trek/ a great service by disclosing this.

>>223170412
It is ever so slightly less viscerally repulsive. That doesn't make it 'better', just more insidious.

>>223170381
I simply turn off episodes once they get dumb. This strategy didn't work well for STD, but it is a completely valid tactic for PIC and SNW.

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>teleports behind you

>>223170392
>These schizophrenic retards are in the thread with us now pretending to be her
Don't tell them this; it ruins the kayfabe

>>223170562
*jizzes on his forehead cum gutters*

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>>223170392
When the reincarnation of your dark Canaanite cthonic plague goddess, Beefarion the Barren, appears per the summoning ritual, you do everything you must to preserve her Avatar's safety, no matter how disappointing her fork may be (picrel)
The Order of Moloch has made it imperative in seeing through Beefarion's apotheosis and bringing about of the Eschaton. Watch End of Evangelion, you'd get it then. But you're the kind of pleb who only watches Western cartoons.

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>>223170564
Great now we need to remain it the United Entertainment of Planets

>>223169013
That looks like a still from, "What Are Little Girls Made Of".

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Star Trek News:

Television & Film Projects:
>All Nutrek shows are ending
>Maybe a movie or something someday
>fans are upscaling DS9
>Gene's son and the Roddenberry Archive are using AI to create episodes from unproduced scripts

Video Games:
>Ro Laren survival horror game : Shadow Frontier

Merch:
>Nacelle's Wave 2 ships by the end of the year (Generations Kirk, Year of Hell Janeway, Sailor Worf, Sailor Geordi, T'Pol, Valeris, Romulan COmmander, Carol Marcus, Nog, Bem)
>Nacelle's Wave 3 ships mid 2027 (TOS bridge crew)
>Numbskull Galileo Shuttlecraft up for preorder
>Exo-6 figures up for preorder (Captain Spock, Dying Captain Spock, Environmental Suit Spock, O'Brien & Transporter Console, Deluxe Commander Will Riker, Beyond Dr. McCoy)
>NECA Ben Cooper Star Trek wave in stores now (Kirk, Spock, and a Klingon)
>8" Beast Kingdom Picard up for pre-order

/trek/ board status:
>unlikely given the mid quality of the past few threads

>>223170795
>/trek/ board status:
>unlikely
I dunno m8 I'm already board of your plan for this to happen

>>223170795
>>Gene's son and the Roddenberry Archive are using AI to create episodes from unproduced scripts
i feel like the actors might have issue with that

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>>223170809
Many anons in /trek/ have been talking about it lately.

>>223170857
They hired a bunch of real humans to play new characters so they have stories that don't focus on the og crew. Either way it doesn't seem to be an issue. The Nimoy estate seems to be all for it.
https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/04/the-roddenberry-archive-recreates-sets-from-first-star-trek-pilot-the-cage/

>>223170964
get that money

>>223171039
>>223170857
Oh and the Okudas and a bunch of oldschool designers are coming back to help out. It's the closest in spirit to og Trek as we're going to get. A final loveletter by the people who made the original, using new tools and technology that didn't exist the first time around.
Like purely as an experiment I'm interested to see what they come up with.

>>223170452
This might be the last thread I post in anon. It’s looking that way. When did you get here?

>>223171085
i think it's going to be awful. the okudas are probably the only good part of it, i enjoyed their design vision, but i'm fairly certain it will land with a thud

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>>223170964
Laurel Goodwin was an exceedingly hot little number back then. She's also famous for giving Elvis Presley a boner in their on screen dance routine to "The Walls Have Ears" in the 1962 musical comedy, "Girls! Girls! Girls!".

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>>223171171
>This might be the last thread I post in anon
Don't give up. Maybe next thread she'll talk to you and love you. You need skin in the game. Blood in the water. Cum on your eyebrows. Be in it to win it. Par'mach ain't easy.

>>223169802
I was surprised that the first episode to have Nurse Chapel also had Rand & Uhura in it, I was under the impression that Chapel was a replacement for Rand after the unfortunate events that occurred with her actress. I wonder how Chapel would've felt about Uhura's song about Spock snatching women's hearts from Charlie X had she been in the room? I also understand that she's apparently in SNW and they have an established relationship that's doomed to break up, but nothing in this scene felt like Spock was aware of this crush of hers prior, so from what little of SNW I've seen (clips here and there, discussion in these threads, never a full episode) it's a blatant retcon they're trying to pass off as "unexplored canon", unless later episodes elaborate further on their relationship (which I doubt).
What did the "Six and 30" Spock mentioned before breaking down in tears mean? I also found the writing for Kirk giving into his Id and then redirecting it back to his duty to be masterful, only someone like him would have that willpower to put himself back on track by imprinting on the Enterprise as the only lady he can have. Though I do wonder if Bones went through a similar thing, and that's why he was so pissed at the lab boys for goofing off, or if that's just his normal no-nonsense nature.
The ending of them traveling back in time and having the ability to do so at-will from now on was pretty strange and a little out of nowhere. Yeah it was an experimental intermix, but what are you gonna do with that information now? It's like the whole "why doesn't Superman just turn the world backwards" question for anytime he encounters any issue that he couldn't prevent in time.
O'Riley was hilarious, even funnier than swashbuckling Sulu. What a genius to be able to cut off all controls from every helm other than where he's locked himself in the engine room, what an idiot to cut off the engines entirely whilst in orbit around an imploding planet. A captain for the ages.

>>223171171
Could you maybe exchange your life force with
>star trek sex with shran>>223168405
guy? Nobody would miss him.

>>223171373
>She's also famous for giving Elvis Presley a boner
As part of the plot or IRL? If the latter, how do we know that's true?

>>223171421
IRL. We know because it's on film.

"Sometimes the most illogical reasoning.. bakes the cake" - Capt. James T. Kirk

>>223171417
what are you talking about, we love shran stan

>>223171417
No. I definitely want to retain my soul. You could easily bully him out of existence just call his intelligence into question they scream and cry about that. Don’t get too comfortable around here anon. It’s a bot thread

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>>223171405
I have always believed that Yeoman Rand was a replacement for Yeoman JM Colt, when her actress (Laurel Goodwin) wither could not, or would not, reprise her role in the greenlit series.

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>>223171545
>It’s a bot thread
It's a black Israelite thread and the children of yakub will face their day
Ok so why does a child have a robotic arm when Nog can have a bio equivalent grown in a vat?

>>223171603
They definitely intended for "No beaches to walk on." to be the big impactful line, but I was moved to tears by "Never lose you. Never."

>>223171727
for me it's
>You couldn't pronounce it.

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>>223171603

they were definitely intending to make rand one of the major characters. You can see this in the early promo pics made before the series went on the air. She was featured prominently in early episodes like charlie X and Miri.

>>223171399
Anon. Do you want to get in a video call? I’m sure I could learn a lot from you about what not to do

>>223171870
I haven't gotten to that episode yet.
>>223171603
Fairly likely, at least a role in the same capacity. However...
>>223171887
If that's so, they really didn't write her like one in the episodes I've seen her in so far. She's recurring, but she has about as much thought put into her as the one-offs. Even Colt seemed more unique, because she was a greenhorn newly placed under Pike and already thirsting for him.
Maybe she'll get written better as I continue, since I'm going by airdate not production.

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>>223172101
https://youtu.be/LEUl2nGessc

>>223170452
/trek/ needs should have a mandatory zoom meeting every week. I have ideas. I want to kidnap Quintin Tarantino and force him to direct and star in the Wrath of Kahn remake as Spock and we’ll really kill him with radiation on camera. His magnum opus my mere debut

>>223172261
>Quintin
>Kahn

>>223172235
That song is ass and I don’t understand why you posted it itt. And man is it horrible

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>>223172261
We use Microsoft Teams here.

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>>223172307
Here. Have this instead.
>https://youtu.be/l3c5Sihx7Ys?is=yMp04iAQTTRSB76N

>>223172401
Okay. Thanks. Now let’s all just sit back and wait a while. See what the cat drags in

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>>223172137
>>>223171887 #
>If that's so, they really didn't write her like one in the episodes I've seen her in so far. She's recurring, but she has about as much thought put into her as the one-offs.
You do realize that some things change during the course of a series pre-production, even after some ideas are floated, and publicity pics are taken, right? Just because it was proposed doesn't mean it was carried through to fruition.

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A reel from the Star Trek Day event at the Autry in LA. Huge enthusiastic "Lower Decks!" chant from the crowd.

>>223172601
So do you have to have a high IQ in order to understand the humor in LD?

>>223172659
No, but you need an EQ because you need to be pure of heart.

>>223172659
You basically have to run in through a large language model and summarize the dialog or you go blind and get dehydrated. I lost my hair

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>>223172659
No, it's not Xavier: Renegade Angel.

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>>223172716
Hey, you think there's a chance you'll love him next thread? Asking for a lil' bussy. I meant to write buddy but bussy sounds better.

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So how did you all celebrate 9/11? I watched all the Suliban episodes of ENT and knocked back 2 Manhattans.

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>>223172745
I love all my /trek/ friends~ 愛してる Anon-kun <3

>>223172659
>>223172673
>>223172709
>>223172716
I only asked because it looks like Rick and Morty.

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>>223172796
I had fried chicken, watermelon, and grape drank.

>>223172948
More fish for Kunta.

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I really want to know if John Hinckley Jr is in this thread and if he likes Star Trek.

>>223172971
If you feel too fat and ugly to talk to me you should know my attraction way purely based on your intellect. It’s sapiosexual. You’re a genius communist philosopher. That’s why you hang out here. I’ve been trying to recruit you for starfleet this whole time but you were on drugs. The scrambled my transmission

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You hear that lil buddy? You're in the door. Just keep working that charm. You know Tom and Harry bagged the Delaney twins by constantly accusing them of being schizophrenic pedophiles in a death cult led by /trek/ fan favourite Villain Chaotica.

>>223172745
Kinda makes you wonder where they got the Star Trek 8 gala uniform design from in the Delta Quadrant.

>>223172971
Foster the People has the opportunity to get the most hilarious frontman now.

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>>223173146
See now that's a good pun.

>>223168405
star trek sex with wesley

>>223173179
You’re so creative anon I’m in a daze

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>>223172137
>Maybe she'll get written better as I continue, since I'm going by airdate not production.

Rand disappears by episode 9, dagger of the mind. The story is she was supposed to be the girl in that episode but had some kind of drinking / drug problem so they used another actress for the woman. She never appeared in the TV show again.

>>223173179
Which season?

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>>223173198
star trek sex with groppler zorn

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>>223172716
what doth /trek/?

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>>223173206
star trek sex with helen noel

BF if you’re in love with me don’t reply to this post. I’ll close my eyes pray. Leave it up to the lord like I should’ve done long ago. Before everything got so out of control

>>223169170
due to a subspace anomaly you've noclipped out of reality and into the backdecks

>>223173316
Be quiet im praying for my girlfriend. Why don’t you pray with me anon?

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>>223173324
TRY THE LOBSTER.

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>>223173316
Take that! Taste the pain!

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>>223173352
Where's the qibla? Gotta face Makkah.

>>223173357
You’re not my GF BF begone thot

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>>223173357
That's not the right tripcode. You're being ironic right now. I'm going to write a very long footnote about this.

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>>223173385
I am definitely not GF.

You'd have to be a gigantic fucking retard to enjoy Lower Decks.

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>>223173400
4chan needs Community Notes.

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>>223173409

You'd have to be a beaten, desperate, tasteless, absolute fucking loser cuckold to even suggest that "some" nutrek is watchable

Going through the DS9 boxset
Just finished s2e14 "Whispers" the Obrian conspiracy episode.
I thought it was really excellent until the very end
Is it a generally loved episode? I've found that most people pretty heavily ejaculate over season 2 for no reason.

>>223173440
erm, source?

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>>223173446
How heavy are we talking here?

>>223173468
Heavier than that weak ass load

>>223173446
Official /trek/ Cum Ranking:
1. TNG
2. DS9
3. TOfuck it I'm done what's in the fridge

>>223173401
You’re definitely not. She used to be pretty brave. She’d be up to the challenge. Whoever you are, you’re not BF. BF is dead in the /trek/ canon. Just goes to show you how seriously you should take these things. No. You’re GF alright

>>223173537
Specifically ds9 s2 gets an unwarranted amount of cum tributes
DS9 as a whole is pretty consistent in quality but people like to pretend s2 sticks out to a massive degree

>>223173400
You’re a retard that talks about cum all day

>>223173606
Don't forget warm piss being poured into your hands.

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What does DS9 S2 eat to make its cum taste so good? Pineapple?

>>223173606
Don't blame him, blame zoomers for making "Glazing" a common term

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>>223173574
>You’re GF alright
Nah I got a lot of dough.

>>223173628
That’s a reference to a sloppy happenstance and not necessarily coom you freak. You talk to a lot of youth about blowjobs? Nigger?

>>223173632
This is just pure schizophrenia the thread had entered pure schizophrenia this is when the hoes start flapping their eyebrows and fly away

>>223173667
Your attitude toward Glutan is rather crumby

>>223173599
DS9 S2 only has one bad episode. The one where Sisko falls in love with a woman with a psychic twin. It's remarkably consistant and high quality for a weekly series.

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Really weird. Guinan should have known what stockings are since she's lived in 19th century San Francisco

>>223173650
No retard it's a reference to cum tributing
Sure you can glaze a donut to make it sweeter but it's obvious they mean to hype it up, therefor covering it in semen fits much better

>>223173690
He’s an alright guy I guess it took me a minute to realize take in his visage and now I can stop posting on /trek/ in peace with no sadistic abusive alcoholism gf oh no who will be absolutely cruel to me what will I do without you bf

>>223173650
>he thinks cum tributing or painting the Mona Lisa is oral sex

>>223173716
Hahahahaha no it isn’t you’re so fucking brainrotted it means they’re really into you like they would give you good head if that was the activity. Shut the fuck up dumbass geezer do not explain hip hop language to me of all things holy schizo post haha actually go to therapy for porn addiction

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>>223173730
>what will I do without you bf
Loaf around I guess.

>>223173732
Hahaha you’re fucking retarded hahahaha you’re actually retarded coomers haha oh shit I now remember why I come here oh my god and you cum on pictures of bf AHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHA

>>223173761
We could have better communication on both sides. Anon

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Guys please do not cum on pictures of the local tripfags. Just cum on pictures of Kes like a normal person.

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>>223173772
>and you cum on pictures of bf
They're called minis.

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>>223173792
I'll toast to that!

Assimilated tribbles

>>223173692
There he goes squirting his pearl jam all over episodes like Melora and Rivals

>>223173890
Do you want a hegemonic swarm? That's how you get a hegemonic swarm.

>>223170645
Quasimodo predicted this.

>>223173757
>Virgin trying to act like he knows what shit is
This is me LMAOing @ u

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Speaking of Star Trek: Lower Decks, showrunner Mike McMahan has a story in the 0th Anniversary comic, He calls it a 'peek at Season 6".

>>223173926
Wouldn't S6 of LD just be Sliders?

>>223173757
It was /b/ slang before it was hiphop slang

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>>223173732
Neil Breen thinks a car thief is someone who steals things from a car. Never forget.

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>>223173914
Yeah I’ve never had no girls. I can hold anyone’s attention anon. And the girls that I don’t get they never want to marry me or have my kids they don’t cry because I’m emotionally unavailable and I don’t call them stupid in the act and they hate that
>>223172401
https://youtu.be/vCkoQdPD32k?is=7juGStFrGpyEVd7e

>>223173694
No way that thigh is dark enough to actually belong to Whoopee Goldberg.

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>>223173907
He certainly had a solid hunch.

>>223173990
>poo shitty
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!

>>223174039
quite the Julio Foolio, that one.

>>223174039
He’s the reason those masks young negros wear are called shiestys. While yall are learning things

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>>223174036

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Collectively, the comedy shitposters here do, with no foresight, better comedy set up and payoff than any NuTrek writing room and I'm proud to call you my retards

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>>223174156
Thank you, I will cherish this post always

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>habitual line-stepper

>>223173990
This was like 10 years ago and nobody likes guys like this, they’re lame as hell. White or black it doesn’t matter.

MIKE MCMAHAN IS A RAPIST

As a young girl, I always admired how organised, efficient and handsome the Cardassians were. There's something so alluring about their organize brutality and ruthless charm.

>>223173926
Mike McMahan is a fucking rapist and you dare shill him you fucking rape defender??? There's a place in prison for you, asshole!!!

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>>223169744

>>223174258
You just wanted to be mind raped by Dukat

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>>223174258
This is why women also get wet for Tony Soprano.

>>223174176
>IMG_****
not you

>>223174372
Did Tony kill fiddy men and get his shins blown off?

>>223174410
Imagine Tony with a Japanese son.

>>223174222
Hahahahahahahaha
https://youtu.be/U0HhKFBhVTA?is=78Fk8UTOvTOPdZf3

>>223174222
That one little fucker fell off. He probably popped somebody

>>223174447
Fuck Youtube and fuck the NFL for this blocking shit.

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i wonder how much revenue it generates

>>223174515
About tree fiddy.

>>223173821
i think you can cum on kes for $10 these days

>>223174497
It’s the half time show for the Super Bowl last year. He’s a musician. He’s talking about killing people. That’s all

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>>223174557
You can cum on BF for like the price of a MG kit and a bottle of Malbec.

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>>223174597
kes is better value

>>223174258
You sound like a terrible person. You’re probably severely mentally ill don’t you think?

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>>223174447
brotip remove the ?is= part of shared links for OPSEC

>>223174597
>>223174617
You are both probably severely mentally ill too right?

>>223174619
I'd totes sit on Dukat's lap

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>>223174597
How about an articulated Seekers model and a Saperavi? I'm thinking Skywarp for color harmony, but I'll do Thundercracker and pretend his insides are teinturier.

>>223174659
I wonder if he has a spoon on his pelvis like those really high end bike seats with space for scrotes.

>>223174666
No, it has to be the G1 Jetfire that is just a Macross toy.

>>223174682
We call him Skyfire here for reasons.

>>223174680
Computer. Please give me a full analysis on the groinal region of the average Cardassian male.

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>>223174666
>The G1 bots you love and also Windblade!

alright guys.

Watching VOY S6 E10: "Pathfinder"

It has Barclay in the Thumbnail, that's very interesting.

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>>223174720
It is the exact same as an Argonian's. Make of that what you will.

>>223174659
You understand there will be no Cardassian survivors?

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Which Star Trek species has the best tasting cum? In before human.

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>>223174640
only mildly

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>>223174934
How do you feel about this beefy methhead that keeps tweaking and being gay? And his beard of a wife posts with him or so he claims. That guy is a real homo when I was pretending to be gay on Halloween that year he really must have gotten worked up because his bitch wife was itt milking herself for me. I always have to be aware of their malignant presence they’re like satanic expats or something I don’t really let my feel the vibe ya nowmsayin I kinda wrote them out of the show. No we need a strong female lead not some deranged Chinese mail order bride. We…. I… need BF

Oh man Troi chastising Barclay for using the Holodeck and appealing to 'reality'.

all these normies bashing Barclay.

>>223175247
Barclay gets the rope he’s a rapist. I would never crum on a picture of BF that’s disgusting

>>223174697
Ive been ignoring you talk about robot poop for ten years

Barclay has good points. So what if he's playing in the Holodeck with Voyager? Stop being skeeved out and focus on the mission at hand.

>>223174380
Too late
No takesies backies

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>>223175081
i dont know anything about that. i just dont want to miss a new trekpu

This episode is;

-Barclay making progress toward solving a problem and asking for it to be tried.

-response: "Barclay! But you're so weird!!"

lol

>>223175345
its kind of weird to have power fantasies about people you have never met

>>223175385
That's not relevant to whether or not his plan was going to work. They're rejecting a potential to talk to Voyager because they are weirded out.

>>223175360
He’s a demonic entity shield your glances. He’s immune to conventional firepower you will have to kill him with your bare hands. He’s coming

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>>223169021
I got you, anon.

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>>223175081
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

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>>223175338
>robot poop
It's called energon.

>>223175497
How embarrassing

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>>223175499
Lurk moar tourist

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You're gonna carry that weight.

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Transformers is my favorite Orson Welles movie.

Kino. VOY S6 E10 Pathfinder , an episode where Barclay blatantly WINS.

>>223174761
I'm not a big fan of Argonians.

Pathfinder, one of my favorite episodes in VOY. Everyone doubted Barclay and he proved them all wrong.

BF you are effectively shitting up the thread. I have resorted to tomfoolery, rascal-hood, depravedness and all around ill temper as a an attempt to gather your attentions but upon reaching my destination realize most definitely I am without solution to the problem you face. I could not pronounce it I am made sure

>>223175550
I mean I'm just glad you're calling me beefy, cardassian neck by 2027 bruh

>>223175617
You hate black people for no reason anon give them a chance eat the chicken eat the melon punch your uncle give us all a chance

>>223175693
I was implying you were married to bf but you don’t know what I’m talking about or you do and you’re gay as hell the fuck is that about

>>223175556
Sad

>>223175736
I mean I'm not a methhead but the fact you have been hung up on some lactation into a glenallen glass for 2+ years says more about you than me

>>223175741
What’s the saddest episode of Star Trek? Q makes me sad for some reason. He wants to be human I think

>>223175706
I don't think Argentinians care about blacks unless aforementioned blacks are Brazilian. Argentinians and Cubans believe themselves to be the top of the Latin hierarchy.

>>223175754
Nah you gay as hell it’s cool though all my bodybuilder friends are. I won’t tell pang ling. Just don’t pecker check me in the stall at they Y

>>223175787
Argonians. And let’s be honest, they’re probably supposed to be Irish

>>223175556
Anon. You are right. I was too hasty. Tell me about the Star Trek

>>223175756
Star Trek excels at the "most human X/least human Y" aesthetic.
Like
>Kirk (most objective human)/Spock (most emotional Vulcan)
>Geordi (least socially aware human)/Data (most socially aware robot)
>Doctor (warmest hologram)/Seven (coldest human Borg)
>Q (warmest energy being)/Picard (coldest mortal)

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>>223175791
If I were gay as hell I could date someone my size and double my wardrobe for free. Alas.

>>223175706
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788757934091170.mp4

>>223175844
But I made her leave. The situation, you people made me want her to leave. So much for Star Trek and so much for you people. Why’d you’d make her leave? What was the point of all of that? You’re no better for it. Literally the most autistic people alive itt

Notice how no one ever gives a reason why they like a particular nuTrek. They go; "yeah I know it's bad, BUT-" as if they're ashamed because they know they're only forcing themselves to watch it.
True Trek kino you don't need to justify. You don't have to apologize or make excuses.

>>223176101
Anon. Now is not the time. I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw new at 290

>>223175956
huh

>>223176136
I'll just link my post in the next thread.

>>223176101
You sound completely and totally insane by the way. But I appreciate you holding any further comment

>>223176140
I made bf leave. Remember

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>>223175756
>What’s the saddest episode of Star Trek?
Worf's wife dying was sad in the sense that they killed off a great character after just 3 appearances.

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kino...

>>223173206
>had some kind of drinking / drug problem
>She never appeared in the TV show again
because the guy who raped her worked at NBC and asked them to write her off, and after she got fired she turned to drugs & alcohol to cope

>>223176350
Who?

Meanwhile you idiot retards talk about rape all day and the only woman you ever knew was a drunk junkie. Remind me why anyone with a brain shouldn’t hate you people. I may unplug /trek/

>>223176958
Anon if you want to show me how dangerous your personality is we can hop in call. Don’t be scared

>>223174280
You're dismissed.

alright, when Seven gave her personal letter to the Doctor in Virtuoso, that was emotional.

Poll time: which events affected Picard the most:
A) Borg assimilation
B) Mind meld with Spock and Sarek
C) Q taking him through time
D) Ferengis fucking with his head
E) Inner Light
F) other

>>223177019
>>223177059
Shh

>>223177068
No

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>>223175081
interesting

tell us more

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>>223173926
sought it out on the new site that replaced RCO, and it's just a glimpse at what kind of captain Ransom is: how he's just the same kind of insane gymbro he was as XO, but he somehow gets results everytime. I was hoping for more on what Mariner is going through having to share the First Officer's position with Boimler, but the most we get from that is pic related.
something something, star trek marinler sex

>>223176970
Star Trek rape with t'pol