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After an entire year, we're back to watch some absolute wannabes who didn't get on Love Island stoop low enough to enter the Big Brother house.
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PREVIOUSLY:
>A bunch of 20 somethings and a 50 year old wine aunt fought for 100 grand and at the end of it an old autistic man who they all thought was boring ended up taking it kek
>Celebrity Big Brother got put on "hiatus" which doesn't look good for the future of the show, so we didn't have one this year.

TONIGHT:
>A bunch of new housemates enter. New slags maybe?
>Oh it's eight weeks long this time btw.
>The show will probably get cancelled before this series is even done by the look of it
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of10 4gets it's on @ 9 lad is here and i tell u cunts what i genuinely spangled on the let again have been for a fortnight after 6 or so months abstinence

Looking forward to a belter of a series I get the feeling they're going a bit old school this year but am probably cpnprtely wrong as I'm basing that off my own ketamine psychosis
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Some pre-show notes:
>Here's the preview of the house, same shit as always but RED.
>There's meant to be a "game changing twist" but lets face it they always say that
>I'll reiterate what I said in the finale thread last year which was a while ago but I probably won't be doing threads for this series as I'm more interested in Celeb Traitors and last year's BB was so shit that the threads barely had any posts, especially once Traitors started. So there seems to be less interest in the show. But Launch Nights are always fun to see who's going in, so tonight will be the decider for a lot of people.
>Late and Live is cancelled
>Live feed is cancelled
>Basically once the show is over, you can go
>Future isn't looking good for Big Brother with those two cancelled, and Celeb Cancelled, huh?
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>>223169196
What is it about Big Brother that gets you on the ket? And part of me is coping that the series hasn't gone down the shitter, its just last series was bad, and they'll make a comeback. But probably not.
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I am gonna promote the thread and show in brit x
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Post BB2025 update:
Congrats to Elsa and Marcus. She's got you locked in for life now lad.
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Starting tomorrow is The Group Chat, the replacement for Late & Live. It's a TV vodcast hosted by GK Barry (/imaceleb/ 2024) and Kate Lawler (2002 BB winner and only living pre-ITV housemate as far as L&L was concerned). It's not on for the launch or the evictions but is otherwise on five nights a week from Sunday to Thursday. I guess with no live stream that means there's fuck all Big Brother on Saturdays now.
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>>223169235
Idk if it's that big brother gets me on the ket or it's just that I am regularly on the ket and it's happened to coincide with big brother being on again like last year. But then 2 years back it was about 2 weeks in that I got on the ket again wasn't it. I can't actually remember the chronology now mate. I think I was sober the first itv series, then got on ket a bit into the series with that fauxmance with the long hair fella and the anorexic looking one baked potato that was it wasn't it. And then last series was ginger George and all that? Fucking ketamine has messed my head up lmao
But yeah you make a good point actually, I think big brother is a massive reminder of howucg the world has changed for he worse for me. Because I was a massive big brother fan as a kid and used to post on forums and stuff during the c4 golden age
Really hoping this series they aren't as woke. You'd think they'd have to go that route but thesw woke cunts running itv are so stubborn they'd rather burn
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Post BB2024 update:
Lichrelly babes they used me as a pond
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>>223169258
Is Nancy on OnlyFans yet? Does OG still have his farm?
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I am gonna try to get my grammar and spelling corrected from now on lads, I know it's annoying having to read that rambling mess. Is hard on ket
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>>223169322
Lol doesn't surprise me at all.
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>>223169322
Stuff like this is the biggest benefit of woke ITV big brother. And that black bird who turned out to have posted all that shite on twitter. It's a massive mirror to show the viewers the hypocrisy
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>>223169292
Theres fuck all Big Brother in general. The podcast might be more tolerable than late and live though.

>>223169304
Yeah its the third year where you were on the ket. I dont think you were on during celeb big brother.

When did you first take ket? Was it before the first itv series and the first you were sober?
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Good evening /bbuk/! What intolerable characters have they got in store for us this time?
>>223169196
Genuinely assumed you'd be dead by now mate
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>>223169304
I think the big issue with last series when it comes to wokeness is they got the wrong type of woke. Like for example, Ali from Big Brother 2024 was a great villain and controversial character who brought all the drama and conflict in that series, but then last year we instead got the fun police, who made everything boring and it made for a shit series.
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>>223169213
When is Traitors starting is that going to overlap again? I watch both but will generally prioritise Traitors and catch up on bb later
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>>223169258
Can't believe she hasn't sliced his throat and consumed his eyes yet
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>>223169359
Nah I haven't watched any cbb in donkeys years. Think it was the Coolio series that I last bothered with. Maybe the basshunter one but I don't think I managed to finish it
I got on the ket in 2017 and then addicted in 2018 and has been an on and off thing ever since. It's actually my way to avoid suicide >>223169371 and to therapise myself. Hard to explain but it's not an addiction like heroin or cocaine. It's something I binge on after bad shit happens or thoughts get too much. Have had proper addictions before to booze etc and those are fucked. Like, I've done ket to end those addictions before as well. It's a weird one
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Elsewhere in the ITV Reality Multiverse, Love Island has been introducing bootleg versions of our old waifus. Here's bootleg Chanelle (summer last year and this year's All Stars).
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And here's bootleg Olivia. She's even Scottish!
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>>223169358
We need to make our predictions tonight on which housemate has the most social media skeletons in the closet
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Even if I dont end up watching the whole series (e.g. last year) I always like the launch nights.
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>>223169358
Yeah every "Kween" that Twitter has stanned has backfired massively each time.

>>223169409
October, but we dunno when its on. It might be on after or before BB. IMO with no more late and live, they should bump Big Brother an hour later to avoid ratings clash.
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>>223169391
Yeah you're pretty bang on there mate. Plus that ginger George was absolutely shite at being the right wing voice of reason. His appearance on the heretics podcast showed how low IQ he actually was
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Looking forward to seeing what 'sponsored by' irritating advert we get to see 10 times per episode
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So it doesn't even start until 10:45? Why so late?
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>>223169258
Also this is my only post update. Its been a really quiet year for 2025's housemates post-BB, they all went back to their normal life. Which is different to all the drama and fallout from past seasons. Which proves how dull that cast was I guess.
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>>223169458
That literally is Olivia surely
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Whoooooa Mr vegas
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>>223169486
He revealed his power level too much with the conspiracy theories and got the boot
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>>223169482
We should all just watch on +1
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Looks like this could be the end of ITV on Big Brother. Here's hoping my hoe Chaniece does a Kerry and enters the house.
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Dm they're still using the shit bb voice and the shit presenters
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Oh yeah I forgot to warn the thread that the bent ginger cunt from last year's /imaceleb/ invaded the house with his zoomer arse bandits.
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>>223169496
Just started now m8
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>>223169513
Yeah but he wasn't a charismatic or intelligent enough person to pull it off and make a difference. If someone clever enough had said the stuff he did in such a way, it would have been different
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A big fat black girl!
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>>223169325
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Man the harpoons!
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6 7!!!!!!!
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Jesus that is far too much thigh
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Last series was so shit, hope this one is better
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It was like she was looking at walking garbage.
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Literally black Becky from BB13
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>She's fucking muslim
Ah shit, as if she couldn't get any worse!
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Right out the bats they're letting us know it's still woke as shit. Can only approach this show with the mindset that the producers are deliberately trying to shine a light on how stupid it all is and accelerate the healing but that's probs wishful thinking
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Imagine those highs squeezing that head.
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ITV will give this a thumbs up then Surprise Pikachu when the show inevitably gets cancelled.
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>>223169258
>more mystery meat
dear oh fucking dear
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>>223169601
didn't she say she ditched Islam for a pint?
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>>223169391
ngl I actually kinda liked Zelah and Feyisola as villains. It helped that you had Carolina and Farida there too. They did outstay their welcome though, especially Feyisola.
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The random spare room for the VTs is hilarious. Budget is absolutely dead. On its last legs.
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We've got black, body positive and gay checked off in the first 2 housemates
Will be needing a lesbian and a practising muslim bare minimum
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>A poofter plod
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>>223169614
Yeah I don't know how these fuckers are in control of a company like ITV. They're so deeply entrenched in their own views that they're utterly destroying the channel
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>>223169616
Marcus is already a liteskin mutt so their kid could look white.
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>>223169625
I feel like in terms of woke villains, Ali did it a lot better. She brought a lot of drama and discussion online.
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>chelsey
ourgirl contender? Hoping for better desu
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>>223169258
Lol they've done better than that polish cunt who won Love Island.
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>>223169213
Hope you do still keep doing these threads for BB
Personally I have no interest in Traitors but yes, last years BB was terrible
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kek theres like 30 people in the crowd
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>>223169661
She looks like a paki.
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Hope there's a really really autistic housemate
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>>223169258
Fucking hell that's a whole new tree of family trauma right there. All because Marcus wants to be popular on social media
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>>223169616
>>223169258
>>223169653
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>>223169694
I hope there's a big fat bastard housemate like Jenkin and OG.
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Its one thing to keep the sponsor but these are literally the same inserts from last year. Cheap as fuck fr
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>>223169694
Every year in the ITV era, an autist has won.
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>>223169661
Seems a bit brown
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WOAH MR VEGAS UGH!
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>>223169727
Feels weird knowing those were filmed in mid-2025
Like a blast from the past
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>Jordan
>David Potts, Ali
>Jack P Shepherd (lad liked his cologne and his tea), Richard
Checks out.
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The muslim's back fat is disturbing me
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>>223169767
I miss the Icelandic numetal indie jazz folk band.
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holy bogged faggot. looks like a little britain character
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SEX WITH PHILIP
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>There will be a fake housemate for the first week
I remember when they did this back in 2013, that year was kino but this is gonna be shit.
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Right then well Philip is completely unbearable
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the most itv person possible
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>>223169743
ITV probably won't put a Richard in this year cos they are seething that he beat their woke pets
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David Potts has seen better days.
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sure this lad had a viral video a few years ago
when he was arguing with a shopkeeper
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>>223169812
The best version of this was Chantelle from Celebrity where she had to fake being a celeb.
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>>223169813
*continues to bear it*
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I can tell you lads that 2027 will be the series
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Gay rights were a mistake
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I'm calling it now, the Queen (not kween) is gonna win.
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Could be villain kino
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don't say fuck or bugger
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>3 non-whites
>2 gays
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A London black with a made up name
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He's already being booed.
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He will never beat the king
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I'm finding it hard to understand some of these lower class people
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LYNX Africa
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>>223169850
>2027
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Nobody even slightly likeable so far.

The bogged faggot will cause some drama which will be fun but fuck me, I hate them all
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>black man
>named lynx africa
you can't write this shit kek
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why did he mention breeding
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>zesty buck
Still no straight men yet...
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>>223169909
classic bbc trying to make white women salivate. many such cases
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>>223169904
Lol I genuinely belive they will keep it going for one more year and someone special will come along. Just needs to have the viral word of mouth pop
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>>223169906
>>223169896
Shall be calling him Right Guard
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>>223169632
Forgot about the disabled checkbox
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>>223169906
This year's Love Island had a black guy called Ope, as in OP is a faggot.
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WE'RE BACK
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>>223169906
This is why I still watch and have hope that it can be a positive cultural influence, I think they know what they're doing
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Miss Stubby
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lmao a literal nugget wtf
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Be HONEST. Would you?
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>>223169938
Speak of the devil and she shall appear!
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Imagine using her as a flashlight

CORRRR
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no hands
no feet
no woke
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ok lads be honest. would you?
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That's the only funny moment from Big Brother in 15 years.
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Oh my god, Emily, what have they done to you!?
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You fucking degenerates I know what you're thinking.
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a rule 34 category has entered the house
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>>223169966
Hell fucking no
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Okay so they're really going for the chaos aspect
IA see what they're doing but fucking hell this is gonna be a rough one
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lads im going to hell. sat hearing laughing at her waddle down the runway
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Not that I don't appreciate this but how the fuck is this going to work? She can barely enter the house!
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>>223170009
they'll take turns to wipe her down
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This slag was born in 2008!?
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>>223170003
Right there with you. Looks like a lost toddler
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She's gonna say some slightly racist stuff and Lynx is going to unleash a torrent of disability slurs and launch her across the room
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Whooooa Mr vegas
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>>223170009
I think she's used to walking on stubs and not artificial legs, thats why she took them off. Once she took them off she was RUNNING
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she hates the woke
wonder if she gets pip
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>>223170000
Did her false legs break and she fell? The back of her dress seemed dirty and wet
This is making me feel sad
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>>223170043
her shoe broke
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>>223170043
i hope they make her compete in a mini track and field event. not for any task or specific reason. just for our amusement
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>>223170044
>Probably didnt get her meningitis vax because her parents are antivax and its "woke"
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>>223170087
to be fair it is woke
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>mudshark ads already
I have not missed watching linear TV.
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Her no legs makes her look like a sexy midget like that chick from Take Me Out way back in the day.
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p
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Pauline can fuck right off
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>>223170087
i mean her life can't get any worse let's face it
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Feyisola 2.0. Trish 3.0.
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>AYY WASSUP I FINNA BE BRAP BRAP RING A LING TING
What the fuck sort of VT was that?
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>>223170125
it could, and she seems ok, if you're used to it it's probably ok
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Not even the end of her VT and she's already fucking crying!
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Is this the lesbian then?
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>>223170152
honestly only understood about 30% of what that negress said
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I worked out who he looks like
he looks like laura loomer
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It's 2026. They couldn't have given the Tory hobbit some robot hands?
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This series is going to be the last and this fucking shit right here is why it's going to happen, ITV!
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I don't understand what's happening at all with these vts was this a different series or what? Why is pie face there?
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explain this taze gimmick to me please
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>>223170195
So why didn't this guy get a VT?
I wasn't paying attention
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>>223170210
A mole. Just Big Brother 13's twist basically.
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>>223170204
Some shite that was streamed on Instagram and TikTok. It's basically ITV going all HOW D'YOU DO FELLOW KIDS
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team rochelle
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OUR GILF HAS ARRIVED
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>>223170228
This will bring in the zoomers to our dying programme for sure!
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>>223170212
Basically they got a bunch of zoomoid "influencers" into the house on the day before launch and streamed it for 24 hours. I couldn't be arsed but it looks like they did a streamlined house run where they had games, nominations and evictions and the winner was this fucking faggot and now he gets to be a fake housemate in the actual show for the first week.
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why did he ask if she called him a little shit? what?
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>>223170277
typical female narcissism
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>>223170267
Ok thanks, so he's going to be leaving after a week?
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>>223170290
what? she said something like thanks for bringing my light
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Lads idk if it's the ket or the show but I more confused than I have ever been before
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I was going to say this can't possibly be worse than last year
Getting a bit worried now
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>>223170277
she called her kids little shits in her video
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>>223170228
>>223170267
Its so surreal to see that squeezed into 60 seconds and dumped on us. If they insisted on doing this they should have done it earlier and aired an hour long highlights show last night as an Episode 0.
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>SHEEEIIITT NIGGAR JOIN THE ARMY N SHEEEEIIITT
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>guys what if we have a mole and keep cutting back to a set of twats we set up earlier

Oh my days, who the fuck cares? WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A QUIRKY FUCKING TWIST? NOBODY CARES

Just put a couple of nig nogs in there with a reform voter, a hag, a queer, a couple of slags and a Deano. Boom. Entertainment
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>>223170321
Surely they are saving 5 straight, white, English people for last, right?
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The state of 2020s women in this country
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Fuck me, that's a rough 19!
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lmao fat scottish slampig single mother who is "19"
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>>223170378
God bless the idiots who unironically try big brother to get hitched
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>>223170396
Worked for Elsa.
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That's a lot of red flag scribble tattoos
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Jenny but scottish and more boring. Yawn.
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>19 year old porridge slag ditching her 2 year old son to be in Big Brother
Holy shit, imagine being this creature's kid. I think I'd rather be Marcus and Elsa's baby!
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Generic deano
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The Deano has arrived.
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Anyone else re-watch dead set recently?
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ENTER DEANO
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>>223170407
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Can't pick out a single potential winner
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frankie was a bully at school then ok
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>>223170450
Been meaning to. Mad how disconnected old (good) Big Brother feels from this modern shite
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Distinct lack of mutts I expect that to be resolved shortly
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>>223170462
I thought it'd be the old gayboy but now I think the stump woman will beat him.
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>Samuel
our guy
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>The legs just lingering on the walkway
kek
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>>223170469
I finished band of brothers and was immediately racing to watch it for some reason
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yessss! an incel smelly bedroom runt!
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Surely if this zoomer cunt is so big then the deano should rumble him on the spot.
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is this /ourguy/?
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frankie is going to kill this boy
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>Samuel

OUR GUY HAS ENTERED
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Is this ket anon?
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>>223170528
Reminder that according to George it was the Deano gang that egged him into getting himself cancelled last year.
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inb4 his first sexual experience is getting suffocated to death by the black hambeasts legs
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white moss from it crowd
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wait none of here are virgins right.... right?
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>>223170548
he's getting taped to a bathroom door and filled with piss
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>>223170570
I'm a wizard desu
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I don't like the granny. She's sounds like Caroline but with better hair.
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>>223170544
I'm still here have been go in my head to focus on the show so id even k who ur on about
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>>223170547
Yeah that scene where they were egging him on gave me flashbacks to school where the popular kids pretended to "befriend" the total autist kid and the autist kid fell for it and they'd get him to do and say dumb shit.

Exact same sort of energy, the sarcastic remarks, the autist not catching on that they were sarcastic remarks etc.
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what the fuck's this
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>>223170614
Better name tbf
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>>223170614
cunts yapping they do it with everything
traitors followed by traitors some cunts yapping
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>>223170614
See >>223169292
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>>223170614
The new late and live
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Oh my god another poofter?
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Rob isn't gay at all then
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jesus this guy is even gayer than the others
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>>223170631
It's essentially a TV show for people who don't have social media or /bbuk/ innit
Or friends who watch bb. Which is increasingly rare
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I think this is Jordan and Nathan's butt baby.
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>>223169292
>>223170634
these cutbacks suggest this will be the final BB?
though it's been killed and revived twice now I think one more death sentence will be the end of it for good desu
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Gayest itv house yet
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Rob the knobjockey
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could transition have saved rob?
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what race is this
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Samuel's oversized suit he probably got from his dad
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>>223170667
I imagine the hiatus will be longer than the last one. Channel 5 will probably be desperate enough to scoop it up again in 2035 if the world hasn't ended by then.
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>>223170663
My mum is a veteran of the come dancing online chats and she's 70. God knows who really needs this but people will consume anything if they're into the brand.
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>I really like theatre

No shit
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THE SLAG OF THIS YEAR!!!!
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Lol he can't see the hobbit!
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Would defo give her one
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ragebait on legs
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New hot bb slag just dropped
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>>223170710
I wasn't sure if she weren't just a regular girl with a tan but looking at this picture she is definitely a brownoid. Could be anything from turk to paki.
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what a boring person
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Tiny titty posh foreign slag
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mid russian whore. better stuff on vivastreet tbqh. still would
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Rhianna's friend is a qt.
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Apparently this is being shown again on ITV1 in half an hour for some reason
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>>223170485
job done
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Omar dayz blud
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I don't hate the stump woman but when I see her I instinctively want to kick her. It's like looking at Warwick Davis.
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annoying and rich
now annoying and poor
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She was on Made in Chelsea for five minutes dating Freddie last season.
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Calling it now, the rich cunty girl is going to fuck the black guy.

I can GUARANTEE it. I need a site where I can place this bet, it's free money.
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>>223170807
we cannot be calling her stumpy
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>Wigger (quadroon) alert
Holy shit, Elsa and Marcus's baby has time travelled from the future to join the Big Brother house!
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>>223170807
How are they not picking her up? The first thing I would do instinctively
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>london mystery meat rapper called omar
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This guy is fucking J-Roc from trailer park boys lmao
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lmao his well duh and her WELL DUH right back at him bodied that freak
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>>223170817
What the russian and the deano know each other?
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>>223170730
The Judy Garland boy knows to avoid the Midge at all costs.
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>>223170789
They typically do this for launches. I don't really see the point.
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Woooooah mr vegas
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lmaooo this guy has the lowest IQ and is the poorest
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>>223170807
She's got some great titties, hope she gets naked at some point
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>>223170838
I honestly hope that she makes a friend in the house so we can see them constantly carrying her along, giving her piggy back rides and holding her up to their tummy like a kangaroo's baby.
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Gonna have to quit the ket if I'm gonna watch this series I'm way too in my head
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You now realize there's gonna be a scene where the amputee lady has to try to get on the diary room chair.
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>>223170896
probably will have to when she jumps in the washing machine every morning
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>>223170901
they could hang her from the ceiling and whiz her around
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>>223170915
Do it bro we believe in you
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>>223170925
then a good game of catch
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Feel like pure shit, just want him back...
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>>223170928
Thank you lad. I just need to process some stuff that happened to me since last series. Can't go into detail on here but it was bad. Mostly my own fault. Love you
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>>223170925
God, I have never wanted to be in that house more than I do right now. I'd fucking swing her around like nobody's business.
>AROUND AND AROUND AND AWAY YE GO!
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How many of the current HMs were born when Kate Lawler won BB
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>>223170917
I'm sure there were conversations about balancing their tiny budget with the need to get someone really disabled in there and what corners they could cut in terms of accessibility
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My darling GK.
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>>223170952
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KWEEN
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>>223170970
She won in 2002 so I think a lot of them weren't.
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>another fat negress
sighhhh
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No one wants an american let alone a black american woman what the fuck are you doing
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an american
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Slay
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16 housemates. A good number
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A black qween WILL win this year
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Fuck me, how many fucking sheboons do you need!? This is AJ's influence for sure.
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george galloway
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>>223170994
What
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get Mickey Rourke in to sort this lot out
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>fedora söyfacing for a fat black woman
I just don't know what to say any more
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Big Brother I am sick to death of this yank
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I am surprised and actually kinda disappointed that there are no pajeets (the slag doesn't count) and/or trannies (as far as I am aware). I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss Gani and Zelah.
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>>223171037
was meant to be this
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The speccy nerd lad looks like Andy Burnham lmao
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>>223171058
it's not too late for roy to start
he could be a manmoder
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>>223171040
Oh god that night was kino. Funny that it was right before 4chan died for a fortnight.
>YOUR ASS WILL BE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR IN A SECOND
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>>223171011
It's le chaos mate that's the point
They're going for the hatewatch audience
We should be right at home this year
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>this is big brother. would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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>>223171058
Gani was robbed and evicted too early. Meanwhile the fun police stayed in.
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Sick of this mangina Big Brother.
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>>223171068
<3
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need big brother to have the power to pepper spray them all
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Already not doing normal nominations
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Stumpy in the tumbledryer
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gripping content
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I'm so glad that after this I don't have to listen to a bunch of Z-Lister's opinions on the show."
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Mr Vegas to win
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>>223171082
I still can't believe "I had a baby with my cousin" wasn't more of a national scandal
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>>223171161
*cousinwife
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>>223171126
Titties flopping wildly
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>2024: Half the housemates get dumped into the shit house.
>2025: The Evil Eyes are introduced with a shock eviction.
This is a pretty fucking shite launch night in comparison. 2023 had to start a whole new era and even that had Jenkin getting his suitcase blown up.
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>boring deanos and white zoomers
>militant no-fun allowed blacks
>obnoxious flamboyant gays
>old annoying bitch who's going to irritate everyone
>couple of zero personality slags
So it's just last year but without Richard
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>>223171190
Yeah and the mole has been done before. I hate launch night evictions though so its better than last year.
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>>223171190
Did they ever reimburse him for that crystal dildo?
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>>223171227
This looks like a game where you can choose which new arms Charlotte gets. Like her left could be a robot arm and her right could be a bear paw.
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>>223171020
yass
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>tfw no late and live
>no live stream
>we're just done
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>>223171250
There has to be late arrivals at some point, keeping in mind that we have 15 now and last year had a total of 17. Here's hoping they'll be good.
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On again on ITV 1 right now for anyone who missed owt
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>>223171325
But they had a 24 hour Twitch zoomer streaming his zoomer friends in the house yesterday!
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>>223171325
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>>223171352
They should give the legless lass a scooter
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>>223171250
I don't think the russian tart has the personality to be the new Lilly
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ITV have got such a weird fetish for gay tories
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Demonic house, theme, series, year
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>>223171440
Trying to make it less popular with straight people
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Fuck it I'll watch tomorrow why not. Will get shaky when Traitors comes on though. If ITV are smart they will move the timeslot now that they have the hour after free.
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It's honestly depressing watching this show compared to BBUS. On BBUS you have contestants talking about old movies, TV shows, things they like or dislike beyond political shit. They actually seem like people from the real world you would talk to. On this show it's just weird caricatures of people going
>ME BLACK MILITANT FEMINIST
>IBIZA IBIZAAAA I LUV IBIZIA
>i iz from the streetz yo
>I'm posh
etc.
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>>223169841
Oh fucking hell its him
https://x.com/wavexrlys/status/2099233321972535672
Big on tiktok apparently
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>>223171547
wasn't there an alliance of black people in the american big brother to guarantee a black won the entire thing?
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>>223171547
And BBUS get a 24/7 live stream, we get none at all now.
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>>223171440
>tory
>republican
u wot? since when are the tories anti-monarchy?
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>>223171567
wonder if theirs is 99% birdsong
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>>223171547
BB was captured as lefty establishment propaganda a long time ago, just like all modern TV
ITV and Channel 4 are gigalefties, I miss the porny Channel 5 era
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>>223171597
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He won't take shit from anyone.
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>>223171605
Its mad some of the shit you'd see after 10pm on Channel 4 and 5. Like entire porn documentaries, Jerry Springer scandal stuff. Classic BB with Makosi having sex in the pool. I didn't have internet at the time so that was the only time I'd see actual titties.
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>>223171651
He looks like he will take shit from anyone
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>>223171684
He looks like he's from /tv/ and I wouldn't be surprised if he posted here.
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>>223171651
Will mini-Burnham take it up the shitter though?
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>>223171547
>talking about old movies, TV shows, things they like or dislike beyond political shit
That was one of the good things about the live stream because they actually did that there.
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loooooool lynx lore just dropped and its grim as fuck
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>>223171651
I suspect that Samuel and Oliver are the same person.
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>>223171651
This guy looks like every classmate of mine at uni.
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>>223171780
>homophobic
So he's a self-hating gay.
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>>223171547
>>223171605
Yeah we need GB News to buy the rights
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>>223171838
Looks like he makes his money in findom and calling faggots faggots. Its not very BB but there's a load of gays in the comments saying no kink shaming
https://x.com/lynxhomophobe/status/2099234874318041117
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>>223171879
WE DON'T KINK SHAME IN THIS HOUS-ACK
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I like no late and live and no live feed. Means an early night.



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