>Fucks McNulty ten seconds after meeting himI can't think of any other explanation.
No, she just saw an alcoholic middle aged man and was reminded of her dad.
>>223171407>33 is now middle agedit's over
Bros. Not again. He was a good looking haggard cop in a suit. Nothing more
>>223170670STOP SPAMMING THE SAME THREADS
>>223171536Jimmy was a rough 33.
>>223170670This was before smartphones and internet was still the domain of dorks.Which means that woman could only really fuck people she personally knew or encountered in real life, and by her exhibited behavior, she likely already fucked all of the available males to her so she was on the prowl.She wasn't spending her days swiping through tens of thousands of simps online until she found mr right.
>>223171536Alcoholic life expectancy in early 2000s was 60
>>223171661Online dating and chatrooms were some of the first things on the mainstream internet lil zoomie.
>>223171972Sure, a woman like here would end the shift and hop on to irc to find someone to fuck.
>>223170670She is an interdimensional being. She can teleport drunks to a vacant room without clothes
>>223171972>lil zoomieI paid for your mum's services on craigslist for years, retard.
Have we discussed the possibility that she might have been bipolar, and been in a hypomanic or manic episode and therefore hypersexual and acting impulsively, having sex with many different men, some of them strangers? I think this might be it, given what we know about her.
>>223172080Lil zoomie got triggered lmao. Need a safe space lil zoomie ? LOL
>>223172030The actress was born in 1984 and that aired in 2003. Prime memelennial.
I don’t think you guys realize how fucked up the women who do this areI have a kind of similar story where I was traveling and checked into a hotel in Deadwood South Dakota. The person at the front desk was a cute half black girl. I’m hardly a ladies man but we ended up talking about TF2 She was 18, autistic and a virgin (allegedly) and we ended up fucking the next day. But she was really odd…like we went to a restaurant before porking and she was literally meowingOnce you have those types of experiences, you realize how unimpressive they are. The women who do this are just fucking supersluts
>>22317172660? I can do it in 40.
>>223172520my lobster too buttery my steak too juicy ahh
>>223172228wtf i love bipolar disorder now?
>>223171972>>223172476YO LIL DONNIE
>>223172030IRC unlikely but I've heard countless stories of people sucking and fucking on Craigslist. Hell there are still copycat websites like craigslist that pop up for people looking for hookups...however nowadays it's mostly just faggots looking for cock.
>>223174316we live in a society
>>223171536his dick was 107 though
>>223172050Many such cases.
>>223172030I used to run through girls off a local message boardbring back phpBBsdeath to modern social media
She was a badge bunny. Girls that get off on the power difference. They find law enforcement exciting or try to abuse police privileges. They're infamous for getting cops fired with assault allegations.
>>223175624>>223175801damn, are all these characters supposed to be prostitutes?
>>223175823wtf this literally happened to me last week lol
>>223170670I watched this show when I was 21, and I still haven't been able to just fuck random women like Chad.
>>223176297how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>223175823God I hate women.
>>223171557there ya go. Kima also banged this girl.
>>223176359heh heh, you hear that tone
>>223175778>a cop getting firedYeah right
>>223175801Love those titties.
>>223172520Was she hairy?
>>223170670Yup. He paid her an extra $100 to pretend to be his server in that diner so that he could larp as a smooth operator.
>>223170670
>>223177017Is this a common thing among waitresses?
The problem with this set up is that her pussy would smell amazing after being at work all night but her asshole would probably be a little sweaty and dirty and that’s no good. She may have even taken a number two in the public restroom at some point during her shift.
>>223170670Fugly and fuck.
>>223175823>>223176297>>223176359KEK BTFO
>>223179836Kek that's too funny
>>223179836>I will save my children because they're carrying my genetics and still got their whole lives ahead of them>BUT WHAT ABOUT MY HOOOOOOOOLEthey REALLY be like though
>>223181288Have sex, incel
>>223176359AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOehehehehehehe
>>223170670>itt never had a one night standIs that a rare thing these days? Had plenty through my 20s whenever I wasn't in a relationship.
>>223175801I love chicks with short hair. She made me blow so many loads. Mistress Malice.
>>223171972>Online datingThose were hookers, anon.>chatrooms"There are no women on the internet" isn't a joke. It's less true now than it used to be, but even now women mostly just use Instagram and Pinterest and sites like that. You were never going to find them in #gnaa on IRC or alt.text.flame.niggers on usenet. (And no, YWNBAW.)
>>223183051I met my wife on match.com in 2006. Sounds like a skill issue.
>>223171536>33 years old>just a kid
>>223173948Ron Perlman lil Donnie memes are the only funny thing this site has ever produced
>>223174316I got my own apartment for the first time in 2014. I had amazing luck using Craigslist to meet sluts but then that orange faggot had to shut it down. The two hottest chicks I’ve touched were Craigslist nymphos
>>223184983
>>223174316CL casual encounters was almost entirely gays and junkies. a few diamonds in the rough
>>223170670>Was she a prostitute?Do you know what a prostitute does?
>>223172228Or could you stop being retarded and accept that women are human beings who get horny and sometimes just want to fuck with a man they find attractive.Just because regular, ordinary girls don't want to do it with YOU doesn't mean they don't do it at all.
>>223185428>women are human beings who get horny
>>223185925You didn't need to tell us you're a KHV anon, we already knew.
>>223185428>women are human beings
>>223185428>Just because regular, ordinary girls don't want to do it with YOU doesn't mean they don't do it at all.it most certainly does retard
>>223186236KHVs have wisdom that normies can never attain
>>223186629TRVKE
>was she a prostituteno>was she a whoreyesdon't be weird and you can get both just as easy
>>223187574>don't be weirdAKA be NPC goycattle
>>223187574>don't be weirdhow
>>223175823Bro I'm at work laughing my ass off at this. When the fuck is this spontaneous shit gonna happen to me? Top kek
While the scene is a bit silly and cartoony, as most of the show. It's hilarious how /tee-bee/ is compmetely unaware of bar one night stands.
>>223188324Slut at a bar once offered me a bathroom blowjob within a couple minutes of meeting. It's extremely off-putting IRL. What kind of disgusting retard would accept that, knowing you're the 50th guy she's done it to
>>223188390/tv/ is full of KHV incels who leave home once a month at most
>>223186629This might be the saddest cope I’ve ever read kek
>>223175823>[intriguing vocalization]
i once ran into a phone box to shelter from a sudden downpour, and it turned out there was a woman in there already doing the same thing. she invited me back to her place and we banged.it should go without saying that this stuff will never happen if you just sit at home all the time on your computer
>>223188324closest to spontaneous was fucking a girl at her divorce party. I was the lead in a stage production we were in so we were on a first name basis but hadn't ever said more than hello.
>>223182500>I love chicks with short hair.Gay.
>>223190493>liking women is gayYou're the actual fag ironically.
>>223190493that chick has no hair
>>223189479>gluck>gluck>gluck>gluck>gluck
>>223190906Maybe but at least I'm not gay.
>>223172520>>223172987hes not wrong man, idk what it is but when push comes to shove its a different vibe entirely. Almost like you want nothing to do with it.
>>223188267>howoverdose on prostitutes until you aren't weird about sex.
>>223181288>Um well actually sex is not my only motivating factor in life>Female is utterly shocked and confused
>>223188267
>>223179836You know what. Chad can have the women. All of them.
Should I visit a whore?t. 30yo virgin
>>223192411It's what I did. I started going to those massage places about 2 yrs ago. Once you get it over with and get some confidence, i started going to bars and got it for free.
>>223171557Yes, we will do this again. And again. And again. And that’s unironically a good thing.
>>223179836>"women are more than just sex objects">women the instant you treat them as anything other than sex objects:
>>223179836this interaction confuses her so much because in the scenario she pictured herself as the one starting the fire to get rid of the kids
>>223191386I'm not gay. You openly admit that my dick doesn't taste like shit when you suck it.
>>223189394Where’s the cope lil bro
If a woman wants to fuck they just fuck.And she cooks a mean scrapple
>>223194016>I'm not gay.
>>223186576Nah you're just really unappealing and unfuckable. Sorry but it's the truth.
>>223195559*claps*IT'S*claps*THAT*claps*EASY*claps*
>>223170670>be khhv throughout high school>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall>start sweating bullets>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together">later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again>don't attempt to recontact her>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since
I've never had sex and my brothers and dad both make fun of me for it
>>223192411Its a setup. Easier to vacation to tokyo.
>>223171972Normies didn't use them, larping faggot. I should know; I spent years on IRC as a teenager as a regular in all sorts of channels. I remember being so proud of getting OP in big channels. The people there were always either fuck ups, teenagers, or nerds. I made some good friends and e-gfs, but the chance to meet them was so rare.
>>223196640keep coping
>>223172520>having such low standards that you'd go for a black (black is black, as de la soul would say) furry Jesus fucking christ, man. Have some standards.
>>223176625Tone I said "how long did it take for the guy to cum?!". EHehehehe.
>>223172520FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>223192411As an experienced prostitute enjoyed, I'd say yes, but make sure you do it through a legit website where she has a phone number. She should have a profile and when you text her to arrange you'll get a sense of wether she's relaxed and into or not. You can tell her if it's your first time if you want, or request specific fantasies or things you want to try if it's not too fucked up. The main thing is to make sure you have fun and that you will be nervous, but she'll be used to it. I'd say go for half an hour as the time sweet spot too. If you don't feel comfortable losing your virginity you can always go for a handy, blow job (make sure you do it with a condom) and then come back when you're ready.
Why is McNulty's so bad in every other role and with his cheesy native accent? Missed opportunity not having him star in a gritty crime role as an older, wizend detective.
