i finally watched this last night this is the worst star wars movie of all time
>>223171074>he fell for itLaugh at the OP, people
>>223171107this movie at least makes sense even though it’s bad
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>>223171074nice of you to join the current year>>223171107gif related mogs everything disney has made btw
>>223171074You’re close to right. Even TLJ and TROS are better. >>223171107This guy is right.
>>223172114that guy is not right btw
>>223171074its not a star wars movie. its not even a movie. its a sequence of references and completely unintegrated devices. its like someone just saying to you 'remember yoda' and then saying. 'hey guess what, uh, yoda is...uh, rey's dad eyyy!!'. then 'remember, uhh y-wings?' in the 'movie' there is nothing added above this conversation
>>223171074Jar Jar Abrahams dreck.
>>223173086the EMPEROR... remember?CHEWBACCA... has died!3P0... gets killed! (not really though. not either of those. just seeing wat youd think)ASOKA... remember?
>>223171074You're right, and it's because they caved in to the chuds who hated Last Jedi.
>>223171074TROS is quite possibly the worst high-budget major-studio movie ever made. It’s shocking how irredeemably trash it is. I’m genuinely struggling to think of something worse right now.
>>223173086Shockingly accurate. >>223173134>Accidentally Force-shart lightning>CHEWIE NO!>lol jk he was on the other shuttle>Obi wan can sense billions of people dying entire solar systems away, but our OC Donut Steal Force wunderkind can’t even tell who’s dying right in front of herOne of the most unintentionally funny moments ever put to film.
>>223171074>this is the worst star wars movie of all timeJust wait for The Last Cuck and then The Rise of Cuck.Not to mention all the absolute garbage tv show Disney was able to.shit out in less than a decade.
>>223171074the draft script they had with the battle of coruscant and without palpatine was lowkey kino and could if not redeem but at least make the sequels watchable
>>223173313it makes last jedi seem good
>>223175365what did he mean by this
I doubt it's actually significantly worse than 7 or 8, but I'm never going to watch it so I'll never know for sure
>>223176521>I doubt it's actually significantly worse than 7 or 8It is. You have no idea how bad it is. They had something, no matter how small, good about them. Something to redeem them a little.Rise of Skywalker is absolute shit beginning to end. There is not a single part of this movie that isn't garbage.
>>223176521this was me until last night, it’s really bad
Have you tried watching any of the "TV series" that are actually just 8-10 hour long movies? They're pretty fucking bad, comparatively. Rise of Skywalker was more incoherent than anything. Nothing made sense, but it didn't really matter because nobody cared about the characters and the overarching story was just the same shit, again. To that extent, it was inoffensive.I will say this, I very much enjoyed the fight between Rey and Kylo Ren. I don't remember why they were there, or even how they got there, but I liked that setpiece and the choreography of their fight on the ship with the waves crashing and them soaking wet and whatnot.It was a movie. Didn't like it. Didn't hate it.Obi-Wan Kenobi? Asshoka? The Acolyte? Oh I fucking hate those. Fuck Star Wars, they're just bad television in general. Poorly produced, edited, choreographed, poor lighting? So much technical shit is bad despite having infinite money. You can't even say they're "amateur hour" productions because AMATEUR FILMMAKERS ARE MAKING MORE PROFESSIONAL FILMS ON 1/100th THE BUDGET. Fucking embarrassing.R.I.P. in piece, Ray Stevenson, I know some of you niggas liked Baylan Skoll, but he was fucking embarrassing. Not the performance, but the character and context. Stupid ass show. Fuck. Makes me just angry thinking about the time I wasted watching it.
>>223173888You know what, I’m self-bumping this. Can ANYONE name a WORSE high-budget major-studio film than Ep 9?Maybe marvel eternals, or something like that? I never saw it but I’ve heard it was really shit. Or some turd from the 80s that nobody remembers? Keep in mind the truly below-dog-ass level that TROS is operating on.
>person who watched only 7 star wars movies
>>223176928This, by your precious George Lucas.
>>223178393Oh it’s bad, but it’s not worse than TROS, sorry.
>>223176573>They had somethingThey did not.
>>223171074Correct. It's not even a movie, it's a bunch of random scenes that a committee ordered together. That is true btw.
somehow, chewbacca returned
The Last Jedi is literally the worst movie I've ever seen in the theater. It was so bad I refused to watch the 3rd movie or any star wars spinoff like mandolorian. Is the 3rd movie really worse than the last Jedi because I have a hard time believing anything could be worse than that piece of shit
>Og trilogy.....>Prequels...........)Passing the moon(...........)Leaving our solar system(........)Through a black hole(..........)Planet Junkion(.....The Sequel trilogy.
>>223179299TroS makes The Last Jedi look like The Empire Strikes Back.
>>223176928Rebel Moon
>>223179299If you ever really hate yourself, give it a watch. It’s really shockingly bad. TLJ is a terrible movie but it is, at least, a movie.
>>223179962They fly now?!They fly now.>Chebacca dieded guize and I are sad>nah he's alive>LOL!
>>223176928Jupiter Ascending?At least TROS has at least a couple decent scenes, I liked the intro scene with the Emperor (despite his presence being possibly the most shameful case of a recycled character in the history of cinema) and the chase that ensues with the Millenium Falcon, again at the beginning....the rest was complete garbage thoughJupiter Ascending was just....I have no idea what the hell happened to the Wachowskis. Either they were never good to begin with or they lost their damn minds. Just the scene with the guy yelling "GOOOOO" should tell you enough about how trash the films is
>>223171074It's vastly superior to the last jedi. Rise of skywalker is a solid 3/10
>>223178393If you think that's worse than Rise of Skywalker you're ready for the retirement home, you old fossil
Anybody remember this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5bi-k2bd38
>>223171074Eh in comparison the prelogy doesn't look that bad anymore?
>>223171074If it was only that, if it wasn't for the extremely good cgi, it would be the worst sci fi movie of all time, I watched really bad cheaply made 80s Italian sci fi movies with better writing and acting.
>>223173313Last Jedi is bad, but all things considered, it at least qualifies as a movie with a coherent plot and obvious theme.TROS is just things happening and then it's over.
>>223180571No and I've never seen a video with so much soul, yet so much gayness.
>>223180480Hey, at least Jupiter has prime Kunis in it
>>223180571wonder how this guy feels about baby yeed
>>223181457Yeah, but she doesn't do anything hot in it, she's essentially Neo but in a boring, bad film. The Wachowskis tried using the same exact Hero's Journey formula but forgot to write a decent story and create an interesting film around it
>>223171074Correct. I still haven’t seen it in full, whatsoever. Fuck that shit.
