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Jesus christ I hate modern writing. What's wrong with Jason just being an evil maybe undead retard with no logical explanation?
>>223171321Who cares
Let me guess, a white man was the cause of them becoming evil
>>223171353Because of women writers, a man can accept being evil for evils sake, a woman tries to give them a tragic backstory so they can sympathize with them
Jason was a trans woman chud
>>223171321he already has an origin though
>>223171353If there's no explanation then it can't be a metaphor for the writer's trauma.
>>223171419That's stepping into Leatherface's gimmick.
Crystal Lake is a real place just outside Chicago
>>223171353The rights to that version of Jason belong to someone else. This can only use elements from the first movie and Jason must be legally distinct from the one you're familiar with.
>>223171321I suppose Hollywood has always been like this, where they just copy trends and paste them onto franchises where it makes no sense, but it's weird to see it so starkly and so clearly.Why would Friday the 13th need to copy le spooky SCP Backrooms Zoomer horror, which is a totally different genre than what it was. I didn't watch the troon Teenage Sex and Death movie, but what was their take on classic slashers? Because in my mind, the Friday the 13th genre of slasher is totally antithetical to zoomer sensibilities. It's not about liminal spaces, it's not about feeling weird and out of place, it's about your regular life, being invaded and destroyed by an unstoppable murderer who can't be reasoned with and has no clear motive. Pure savage survival or death, being taken from the safety of suburban America, homogenous high trust White society, and being thrown into the law of the jungle, Jason is more like a hungry tiger than cosmic horror.
>>223171321It's well known Jason Voorhees is a racist, thats why hes so evil
>>223171475Zoomers have zero ability to imagine things outside themselves, so every single show and plot has to be "relatable". So you can't have a story about an unstoppable murderer because the zoomer will just go "I don't get it, that never happens in real life".
If they wanted to tap into the Stranger Things audience of they're 5 years too late.
>>223171321>woke A24 style slop for zoomer horror fans and black characters shoehorned inyeah... this not my F13! Victor Miller would be spinning in his recently dug grave!
>>223171513>relatableThis guy will be getting tons of work soon.
>>223171321This is Victor Miller’s fault.Glad that hackfraud is dead.
>>223171543You say that, but that piece of shit evil Barney movie with the Key and Peele guy is literally the same plot, kids being exprimented on in some MK Ultra esque government facility underground. There has to be at least 100 movies, shows, and games with this plot that just came out in the last 6 months.This really feels like the least original time in media maybe ever.
>>223171554Victor Miller was the one who approved this slop. He hated Jason and wanted Pamela to be the main character.
>>223171580oh wait maybe i had it wrong, was Cunningham the based one and Miller was the sniveling jew faggot?
>>223171321He's going to be an MK Ultra experiment isn't he
>>223171647They diddled Jason in the Backrooms and who is they? Jeffrey Epstein.
i wana see jason not his mom wtf
What episode do you think we will see a flashback of where Pam Vorhees is a child in the 1940s?Also you know Jason won't be shown until the last few seconds in the season finale
>>223171630Victor Miller is responsible for splitting the ip up since he wanted some of that F13 gold which isn’t much I assumed. A horror ip especially a horror icon without a movie for over twenty years just doesn’t net this much legal back and forth.
>>223171750It would if he had gotten full rights and could push a new movie. But now we King Solomon'd the franchise and no one is happy.
>>223171321I have soi horror fatigue.
>>223171716Child in the 1940s but she is friends with the black kids from the other side of the railroad tracks.
>>223171834And you won't hear one racial slur
So, why can't they just make a movie called "JASON" and have him going on a killing spree with no explanation or origin story? I refuse to even watch this trailer. Peacock already fucked up one beloved franchise, Twisted Metal, and I checked out after Season 1.
>>223172213>Twisted Metal, and I checked out after Season 1.Season 1 was shit too.
>>223172257That's why I checked out. It was a brutal watch.
>>223172213Hollywood creatives have internalized the dumbass line, "It's your job not to give the audience what they want, but what they need." And they think what we need are gay woke opinions and worldviews. So they simply don't entertain people anymore. Imagine if these faggots made porn, you'd never see tits, ass, or fucking.
>>223171321Predict the woke plot twist
>>223172320I was thinking this after I typed that out, I guess I just wanted to read someone else saying it too. When do you wager they stop making movies because they thought it would be entertaining and draw money? I'd wager around the '90s, but for sure post-9/11. I feel like a Jason vs. The US Military trilogy would be massive and inexpensive.
>>223172332Evil white men are trying to genetically engineer the perfect Super Redneck Racist they can use to destroy all innocent BIPOC, but something goes wrong.
>>223171321It's gonna be a red herring and not explain anything
>>223172332I think it has something to do with Christian nationalism and punishing people for sex before marriage. Maybe some anti-gay messaging.
>>223171353I wonder why stories of villains being "complicated" and "misunderstood" are so prominent today.
>>223172522It helps people justify their own evil behavior. Now every person who does something evil can imagine that they are "misunderstood" or a "victim of their circumstances".
>>223171353Evil can't be inherent to individuals because that goes against the leftist founding mythos that white people spread evil across the globe with muh colonialism.
Reminder that this show was originally going to be made by the guy who made Hannibal but he got shitcanned and replaced with the guy who made IT: Welcome to Derry.
>>223171321JUST FUCKING STOPLET FRANCHISES FUCKING DIE ALREADY
>>223171321Pamela Vorhees, what's her story?
>>223172634Fuller planned on making F13 snowy kino as well, with one of the episodes taking place on the frozen lake. Just a shame.
>“I tried to think about Crystal Lake and a Friday the 13th prequel as, ‘What era did the first movie come out of?’ It came out of the paranoid ’70s thriller era,” Caleb Kane goes on to explain. “It came out of the mistrust-of-institutions era. It came out of the women’s lib era, the National Organization for Women era, this consciousness-raising awakening era in America. I wanted to go and play with all of those themes.”
>>223172634that means we missed out on lesbian Pamela and Gay Jason
>>223172765Blacks, gays, and evil white Christians confirmed.
>>223171411but the original backstory is already tragic
>>223171353>>223172522When a tragedy happens, you'll notice that one of the most common questions is "Why?" There must have been something that led to it. Many people have a deep-seated, almost instinctual need to understand the reasons behind suffering and misfortune.
>>223173652> Many people have a deep-seated, almost instinctual need to understand the reasons behind suffering and misfortune.It's not "almost instinctual", it is instinctual. The ability to understand cause and effect is one of the things that allowed us to evolve beyond basic animals, so naturally when something bad happens we want to know why. But people need to understand that the "why" doesn't have to be anything profound or deep, sometimes bad shit will just happen for no good reason and there's nothing to be learned from it.
>>223171353>What's wrong with Jason just being an evil maybe undead retardsupernatural slop is slop.giving a sci-fi answer to why he's unkillable is at least more satisfying even if it's not realistic.better than "because the devil lol"
>>223173764>giving a sci-fi answer to why he's unkillable is at least more satisfyingNo, it isn't. And "lorefags" like you are the worst thing to ever happen to media.
Jason was a demon slug, Jason went to space, Jason had a duel with freddy kreuger. Why are you losers pretending this series was ever serious.
>>223171321well we all knew it was going to be retarded
>>223173854I think that's the point, we don't want it to be serious, we want it to be Jason.
>>223172332Jason was targeted by white evil eugenicist nazis. He died due to them drowning him and the Jason we know is actually a white chud cursed by Pamela to be just like her son.
>>223171379The only time media can take place in the past is to show that White men are racist and misogynist and that's bad.
confirmed deadite worm. goes to hell is canon
>>223173927But that was only after part 6 when he was brought back to life. Before that he was just a retard.
>>223172434There'll be an explanation in the 3rd sequel.
The mom is hot
>>223172522>"You have to understand our unique tribal psychology dating back 5,000 years to know why we cut the skin off of babies' dicks and then suck them off."idk, I can't think of a good reason.
>>223172434Would actually be kinda based if it did a reverse subversion. A reversion, if you will.>entire show is an origin story for Jason and Pamela>everyone is trying to figure out these murders>teases that there's some shadowy research facility that may be tied into it somehow>maybe Jason was the victim of a mind-control or super-soldier experiment>reveal is that the lab is actually super mundane, they're just monitoring the weather or condition of the wetlands or whatever>the reason Jason is super-strong is because he has tard strength>Pamela wants to kill everyone (and tells Jason to do the same) because she blames the counselors for her son drowning>the twist is there is no twist; Pamela wants revenge and hates sluts and stoners because they let her retarded son drown (and he survived and can punch people's heads off because he's a hulking retard who is really strong)>the real horror of Jason Voorhees is that there isn't really an explanation; something bad happened and now a bunch of people (some innocent, some not) are gonna die as a result of that first domino falling
>>223173764Nah, explaining it too much takes away from the mystique. It's like the Kingpin from Spider-Man; why can he competently fist-fight a guy with legit super strength who can bench press a subway car? Does the Kingpin have powers? Is he a mutant? Did he get bitten by a radioactive strongman? Nope, he's just really fucking tough and good at fighting.
>>223171826you're mad you're a mentally deficient toddler
>>223171419To that JANE S. WOMAN, the middle class dying off is great for HER cause to make every horror villain trans in origin -- no longer just threats to extensions of suburban living (of nuclear families).
>>223171353not to defend hack writers, but if you are doing a friday the 13th prequel series, you have to put something to fill those episode, you can't just have him kill different strangers with his mom for 10 or so episodes
>>223174158>you can't just have him kill different strangers with his mom for 10 or so episodesI'd watch the shit out of this for 7 seasons.
>>223172586It's also against conservative christian ideology. They believe being evil is a choice.
>>223171411More like Clancy Lake amirite
>>223173764yes yes having senseless soi 'reasons' is better than forcing the audience to imagine
It's going to be like the It show where the military poured all of their money into turning a disabled 10 year old into their secret weapon
>>223171321why Jason have an afro?
>>223171353to be fair the magic could be coming from when Tommy brought him back in Jason Lives. Honestly he could be just a bulky dude in the previous 3 movies he actually appears>he was dead at the end of part 3doctors in crystal lake are always shit at their fucking job
>>223171469Someone who is dead. Miller's estate will probably let New Line do whatever they want of they get their bag.
>>223171321>Wot if murderers weren't evil?We need a separate society, one devoid of liberties, for "people" like this.
>>223172765No one should be surprised by this shit at this point.
>>223171543Man this would've done numbers in 2016-2017 when Stranger Things hadn't gotten lame yet, Bates Motel hadn't quite fumbled the ending, everyone was twitterpated by Haunting of Hill House, and American Horror Story was renewing interest with Roanoke and Cult. I think that's when that Slasher show came out, too. Missed moment.
>>223174231le monster is the super secret government weapon was already done in Stranger Things and also Welcome to Derry. I think this showrunner did WTD, so this is just a rinse and repeat of the same thing?
>>223171862Nor will society be segregated. In fact, the black boy will be the smartest, sassiest, and most well respected person in town except for the one evil White person everyone chases out when they sneer at him
>>223171321>Derivative knockoff gets even more derivative knockoff prequel
>>223172522Everyone in Hollywood is a Zionist and they're running cover for themselves
I bet this is another dumb "Surf Dracula" show where nothing happens until the final episode.
>>223172765>>“I tried to think about Crystal Lake and a Friday the 13th prequel as, ‘What era did the first movie come out of?’ It came out of the paranoid ’70s thriller era,” Caleb Kane goes on to explain. “It came out of the mistrust-of-institutions era. It came out of the women’s lib era, the National Organization for Women era, this consciousness-raising awakening era in America. I wanted to go and play with all of those themes.”as if they even need these non-sense excuses to abuse and desecrate it. congratulations on making shit nobody will remember, when it's no different than all the other miserable shit, blending into the current wave of shit melange. already forgotten.
>>223172634OH WOW SO THEY'RE DEFINITELY DOING THE MILITARY PLOTJust think, Anons, we almost memed Tumblr girls into romanticizing physically deformed and mentally stunted husbandos, followed by a years long call out reactionary movement saying they were being problematic and fetishizing vulnerable people, followed by another years long call out reactionary movement when it turned out the first reactionary movement meme'd themselves into being a woke eugenics movement.
>>223172765Yeah, all things you see in 1970's movies
>>223171321>>223172332>>223172434around minute 53 Mike and Jay predicted this steamy bag of dogshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBerLYqT78
>>223173764Jason just being a retarded inbred and later zombie is much better than adding scifi bullshit to the franchise. Again.
>>223174197It's more like they're inherently prone to evil but can choose to resist it and follow Christ instead
>>223171321>mongs are lab grown
>>223174367Yeah, Hollywood loves to just 1:1 remake something they recently did and pretend they just invented something new
>>223171321He fucking hates camp counselors! That's it. He's a fucking incel chudded out woodsman that's immortal because he has retard strength
>>223174594But how does that speak to the modern feminist audience?
>>223174423Hey now, Anon. There will be a lot of people saying they explicitly hate the one true God, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and then a chick of interracial sodomy. There will also be a Zionist character who's glazed out the ying yang
>>223172730I never watched Hannibal. Dead Like Me was good.
>>223171463I’ve been there. It’s a real shame they don’t have a camp and turn it into an attraction. It’d be cool if you could rent a cabin and get terrorized by Jason. I’d love that job…sex-havers would be the first to die.
>>223171579excuse me, chuddy, but didn't you know there was a rich jewish guy having sex with 17 y/o escorts and making them feel bad when he stopped calling them to get plowed by celebrities or blow them on airplanes?
>>223171463There are lots of places called Crystal Lake.
You will all watch this.You're just mad that you know you will watch it.
>>223174423I can at least give this one a pass because the focus clearly isn't on Jason.If this were a Jason show then it'd be a real Surf Dracula, but this is explicitly a prequel focused on his mom. Surf Dracul, if you will.
Isn't the entire point of Jason that he's just a normal-ish human with no superpowers?
>>223171441Smile is not a metaphor, the demon literally feeds off negative energy and makes you fucking crazy so it ruins your life.
Slashers are running Horror. Jesus christ just let it go, move on from these invincible killers!
>>223171321fuck that nevernude bitch
>>223171321>The murdering monster is just misunderstood you guys
>>223171411>a womanMillennials.Don't be surprised if the "mysterious laboratory" were nazi experiments, and Jason and his mother were actually the true victims all along.
>>223175795Jason has always had a sympathetic background, whats dumb is the experiment bullshit
>>223172332Pamela and Jason are actually only killing racists and/or sexists
>>223175581No he was turned supernatural after he was resurrected at the beginning of VI
>>223174158>you can't just have him kill different strangers with his mom for 10 or so episodeswhy not? that sounds like a kino adventure of the week show. modern writers are completely averse to this sort of thing though, everything needs to be an epic but i'm not sure why they even bother because modern writers are so shit that most projects barely make it to season 2 before getting cancelled so their 7 season epic they had planned in their head doesn't get made and they're left with a half finished, failed shit heap when they could have had a fairly good slasher/monster/adventure show if only they didn't take it so fucking seriously.
>>223174879>none outside Chicagoheh
>>223171321retarded concept, it's meant to be supernatural shit.
>>223174879Yeah, but if it's by Lake Michigan it's at least somewhat plausible he eventually wound up in Manhattan when he got on that boat >>223176187Very true
>>223171353Sequels and prequels always offer explanations and have been doing so for decades. Did you cry this much when Nightmare on Elm Street kept introducing more lore with each sequel?
I will never watch that trash.
>>223174423Oh no, a horror show builds tension instead of being endless killing every episode?!?
>>223172765>Friday the 13th movies are Jason chopping up slutty girls.>Hey lets turn that into a draggy ass series about politics.
>>223177681you do know what the Friday the 13th movies are, right?
>>223178436Guaranteed the final conclusion of the new series is that it's all evil white men's fault. Bank on it.Women won't allow for a mystery; women *must* make it boring and it will be white male bashing, their favorite pastime.
>>223178478they'll shoehorn a heroic black guy in here somehow.
>>223178509Then the credits will play gansta rap.Then the media:>Once again, Black America has shown whites how it's really done!
>>223178549Jason's mask is symbolic of how the white man something something
>>223178566The holes are the BLACK MAN tryin' ta shrug off his chains n sheeit. That red accent is, well, can't talk about that one.
>>223178566>>223178603
>>223178655I had no idea Del Taco was so pozzed. And I've never seen that film, and now I won't.
>>223171321phhhhh
>>223177592>Freddy >A pedophile who worships demons and holds grudges against his enemies descendants for all time because they wouldn't just let him murder-rape their children like he wantedNo because every addition is just another jewish veneer and none of it detracts from the essence of his character.
>>223171367(you) do.
>>223175610just like her ex
>>223173854>loserAnd yet, here (you) are on 4chan with the rest of us.
>>223178478Why wouldn’t it be evil white men?
>>223171353Right, they just want to borrow the names of famous franchises to market their shitty fan-fiction reboots. God forbid they make an original story about a human experiment gone wrong becoming a psychopathic killer. It's like they write the story first and then say, "Okay, now which pre-existing franchise can we shoehorn this into?"
>>223171353Did you completely forget the first movie is all about Pamela being a crazy woman killing random people because Jason “died” years earlier? The focus is on the mom in the show. With maybe something weird going on related to Jason.You’re acting like a fucking baby over a trailer which is actually expanding the story as it relates to the very first movie. Because the rights of F13th franchise have been split and they’re using the aspects of the IP they are legally allowed to use since nobody owns the whole thing anymore.
>>223179239Because that's boring and race-bait. Now, I personally came up with something much, much better that gives you more, yet preserves the mystery, but I am not telling anyone unless I get PAID.
>>223178670
>>223179432It’s not lazy nor race bait, it’s period appropriate. It’s weird how you racist fuckheads are so fragile and pathetic losers that whine about how you should have white people in media only to turn and have panic attacks when white people play bad guys.
>>223171321What is this? Why do u laugh?
>>223171419God this board sucks because of faggots like you
>>223179509You don't get it (like many things). It's not that whites are playing villains, it's that the stories are saying that they're villains because they're white.And it is most definitely lazy and race-bait. I know I'm right because if it were reversed, BLM would have ordered a hit on Del Taco.
>>223179551>I make up boogiemen to cry about how oppressed white men are
>>223179931>if I don't read or understand what they said, I can continue to think I'm right!Kinos about anon being a dime-a-dozen?
>>223174063I'm in
>>223174063This sucks, it is nothing but chit-chat. Add more hot girls and dangerous camp adventures.
>>223179401While I do not act like baby, whatever you may mean by that, I will defend that guy's right to act like one to attack a shitty production.
>>223171353It's the same with terrifier, all it needed was being some asshole so disgusting not even Hell wanted him. No, second movie had to bring muh lore girl meme and make the heroine a mary Sue
>>223181270It’s nice to see morons having solidarity
>>223171428The Necronomicon created Jason Vorhees?QRD?
>>223171379Yes, and the black man (with glasses) is smart and good and will try to save poor Jason
>>223171321Surprised nobody has made the connection yet. Never go full cabin in the woods.
>>223171411Unironically the one that worked was Norman Bates. Psycho 4 touched Norman Bates being actually groomed by his mother
>>223175610you should smile more :)
>>223175873>Brad Caleb Kane>millenial
>>223181332don't forget Stranger Things (Millie was made in a lab too)...a very sexy lab
>DUDE experiments instead of demonic supernatural Nope.
>>223181419I was already lost at>no hockey mask
>>223171379let me guess, you are a schizo faggot
>>223181687Don't get mad because the anon is probably right. It's not our fault this shit is so predictable. ...it's yoursTrust me man, everyone is sick of your sides shit, the Left is even supporting President Trump now in his Save Hollywood campaign. That's right, chud.
>>223178912I don't aside from memes and shitposts. I shan't be watching millennial goyslop.
>>223171379Just like real life
>>223171353>n-no you don't get it the children we're bombing are actually the villains!
>>223172522at the same time there's this weird disconnect because actual professional writers do not seem to understand the concept of 'pathetic' and 'sympathetic' in a literary sense. villains can be one or the other (or both).but the writers are the same people who spout shit like>you NEVER use rape EVER. a rapist villain is just a cheap trick that demeans women to make a man more powerful.so? he's the bad guy, it'll make us dislike him, because rape is bad.>also, orcs the fantasy monsters as evil murderous cannibal rapists? YIKES that is a LOT like real world racism!well yeah they're monsters, so unlike human racism, it'd be correct to view them as unquestionably evil.instead you just get Maliborn Murderman and he was bullied as a child and you're allowed to find him sexy because he gets 'redeemed' at the end. but any black-and-white conflict is strictly banned.
>>223172522It's the last retreat of a cornered jew.>uh, wait, I'm evil because of reasons! I'm a victim, in fact!
>>223171353Their has never been a single case of villains origins backstory making things more scary. The unknown is always more scary.
>>223181300I can't hate Terrifier 2 because Dream Warriors is my second favorite Elm Street entry.
>>223174786You can visit the camp where part 1 was filmed, I think it's in NJ
>>223171353My nigga. People trying to make everything grey cuz it's more complex( it isn't ) is cringe as fuck
>>223172765Dropped Won't be renewed for S2 A24 seems wary of it like Onslaught The takeaway from Obsession and Backrooms should be the demand for stripped down character storytelling with unique scary atmosphere that delivers. Not laborious Frankfurt School deconstruction and a coffee pot of trauma
>>223174063This would be good. And it plays into how campfire tales and urban legends snowball, same with real conspiracies forking into dead end directions.
>>223177592I see you're unfamiliar with Halloween 6: the Curse of Michael Myers
>>223178509>>223178549Don't forget all of the campers favorite musicial artist will be De La Soul and their favorite TV show Fresh Prince of Bel Air
>>223179239Because the bad guy is Jason, the evil zombie berserker. Not liberal politics.
>>223179284That is actually exactly what they do
>>223179450Cringe>>223179509Man, it really sucks for you guys that adults are capable of understanding nuance. No wonder you always go after kids
>>223181381Lol that's probably what inspired the whole thing and got it greenlit
>>223181687The funniest part is this will never work because it will require talking liberals into using an ableist slur to own the chuds
>>223171321And if they are am I supposed to be bothered by it?
>>223171353It's 2026 and we can't just make based retards like Jason, Leatherface, and Michael Myers into horror villains anymore.
>>223181885Such a disingenuous argument designed to cause an emotional response. That's one of the least fatal and easiest to cure. And you know why it even happens in the first place? Because (((they))) pollute our food and environments
>>223171411huh?
>>223171379Idk the first movie only had whites, just like Halloween (maybe jews)
>>223183962None of the people listed have the title writer. A show runner is basically an editor that gives them a general premise and vibe and then tried to keep them from going too off the rails
>>223172765>It came out of the women’s lib era, the National Organization for Women era, this consciousness-raising awakening era in America.are those...good things now?the women-libbers of the 1970s boycotted picrel because under their weird bulldyke feminism, it was le bad showing subservient robot women. that's...the whole fucking point of the film? characters outright discuss it IN the film's dialogue, and the filmmaker had to outright state:>if you look it in any way, it's anti-men, not anti-women.why do they never look at things through a class lens? people genuinely struggling, rather than comfortable women being uppity, or a few high-profile homosexuals who were called mean names?anyway it's a fucking slasher film about a crazy lady killing some people.
Come on, Anons. Does THIS look like the face of someone who would make pointless, annoying slop?
I mean it's Friday 13th. They've been retconning shit since the start of the franchise.
>>223183962> Celine Held and Logan George directed the fourth through sixth, and Quyen Tran helmed the seventh and eighth.It's over
>>223171353It's been, what, three decades of prequels where people explain things that don't need explaining?Remember when they made a han solo movie and they had to explain why he's named solo? And the answer was "oh you're by yourself? Guess we'll name you solo"This is what happens when writers for hire without a vision or any agency get told by suits to make a prequel, they cannot do anything other than clinging to unimportant details and explain them.So now it's Jason's turn. Wanna bet they'll have a throwaway line about his mom having psychosis and hearing Jason's voice?
>>223183984I was thinking about the concept of Stepford and I was like "A kike had to have written this to demoralize Whites" and low and behold the book was written by Ira Levin in 1972 during the sexual revolution. You get so good at noticing, eventually you don't even need to look up anymore.
>another killer origin story with a hot mom
>>223184087The hockey mask will be because of the holes in his heart caused by watching evil White men be racist
>>223184089Everything he ever made was designed for that lol it's sickeningJust like when you notice the moral of every Hollywood movie is: "being a wife and mother is bad!"
>>223184111He doesn't even wear the hockey mask until the third movie right?
>>223172398>*Nazi scientist (played by Jewish actor) leads Jason into a room with a BIPOC*>Go Jason, kill the nigger!>No... That's... Problematic...>I'M YOUR CREATOR AND I TELL YOU TO KILL THE NIGGER!>His name... Was... George Floyd....>*Jason attacks the scientist instead*
>>223181982It's fascinating how much Tumblr ruined western cartoons. No shit even normalfags prefer manga now
>>223184123i get how>taking agency away from women is le badfine, sure.but i don't get >"being a wife and mother is bad!"is that not offensive to women who want that? like are they 'wrong' or 'tricked'? if we absolutely have to play this the way around where women are the ones who are matter/suffer, and men are the ones with zero problems who we can all simply ignore.
>>223181332I fucking hated this cock tease of a movie>Teehee epic subversion where we're explaining tropes away as the real protagonists being lab guys manipulation cardboard cutout teenagers!>Haha gotcha the last third of the movie is just us repeating those tropes without irony or subversion and then everyone dies LOLLLLLLL!!!!!fuck this
>>223184111>>223184149There's gonna be a scene where he's playing hockey. Just we know he knees what hockey is and didn't pick a random mask
>>223184181there was nowhere else they could go with it, really. a secondary twist where it's all a dream? it's all in VR? the director from the Truman Show appears and says it's looking great for their new horror series?it's like how Kick-Ass starts as>haha imagine if superheroes were real teenagers, they'd suck and their asses beat and make mistakes!then by the end, they are just kung-fu fighting and firing rockets and whatever else.delete the irony/parody framing device from these, you'd have a mid film. but then critics wouldn't praise you as some writing genius. it's 'sharp'! it's 'subversive'! it's 'elevated'!
>>223184111>>223184214while being bullied, some bullies will chip one of Jason's teeth. heruns into the shed where they keep all the sports equipment to huddle up and cry. the camera pans past some field hockey sticks and helmets, stopping just short of WHAT COULD BE A...
>>223171411>>223173329It's not as much about sympathy as it is about circumventing accountability.
>>223181313It's a plot point from F13th Part 9. Jason was resurrected by his mom with the necronomicon, and as a result Jason is actually a deadite.
>>223182412>Their has never been a single case of villains origins backstory making things more scary. The unknown is always more scary.Can we staple this to every theater?
>>223174516if they made it, it'd be way better
>>223184975michael myers is scary and we know his originhe caught his sister in sin, killed her, and then targeted laurie when she strode on his propertyhe's just a killerfuck that halloween rob zombie backstory about trauma, michael's just a jerk
>>223185124>michael myers is scary and we know his originNo, we don't. We just know he went trick or treating and came back a killer. Your idea is just your idea.>fuck that halloween rob zombie backstory about trauma, michael's just a jerkExactly. Robert Cummings versions suck thoughbeit.
>>223171321So the legality of this project is we never see adult Jason in the hockey mask correct? Why even watch this shit?
>>223182412Kingpin in the Spider-Man cartoon.>cartoon without killing/blood/real guns>murders his dad instead of going on a diet
>>223185223Yes. There's also a lawsuit filed by Warner Bros. of whom distributed the films overseas. Now they want more money saying that they were shortchanged.
>>223171353>"Why is Modern Hollywood, an institution that is infamously demonic and prays on children, known for trying to make excuses for evil beings in their writing?"Big mystery anon
>>223185223people used to joke about>haha imagine if there was a Batman show but they couldn't have Batman in it!now, we've had plenty.hell i remember some old Retsupurae video about shitty potential vidya spin-offs/fangames, they joked>these are like if they made a Batman game, except you play as Alfred.there is now a whole Alfred: Origins TV show that's also a prequel to the Batman-free Gotham TV show, that also takes place in the V For Vendetta universe somehow...?i anxiously await Renee Montoya: A Gotham Story. maybe it can cross over with Hamilton: Superman's Doctor.
