you have an unlimited budget and inde navarrette starring in your next filmwhat do you make?
blacked.com
>>223173520we find out how buff she can naturally become in 2 years
>>223173520she murders anons that are Obsessed (get it) that make threads about her on the internet
>>223173520Obsession remake
>>223173520I will shoot a porno co-starring myself where me and Inde fuck in various positions, it will be shot over the course of perhaps 3 years and eventually cut into several instalments like Kill Bill on steroids.It will also include a feeder subplot where she slowly gets fatter over the course of several movies.
>>223173520>ITT /tv/'s one note ideas and creative bankruptcy
Remake this scene, but make it into slow cinema and do the James Franco style where its multiple angles so its played over 2 hours
reverse Twilight where i am the incel new guy in town, Inde is the vampire and Chase is the werewolf. They both try to seduce me
>>223173529good morning sar
>>223173651honestly surprised they haven't done a reverse twilight by now
>>223173520
>>223173651The OG writer got your back, Anon.
>>223173520I’ll make a movie where she sits there and slowly eats french onion soup.
>>223173520Action romance with her and Tom Holland. She works very well with gay men
>>223173530Lol, does it matter how buff she can get when she's 4'11"?
>>223173651she looks black
>>223173520A 5 dollar film and keep the rest
>>223173520Carmen Miranda reboot as a horror musical comedy icon.
>>223173520I genuinely hope you kys
>>223173520Remake that Jerry Lewis holocaust movie and pocket the rest
Revenge of the Sith remake and cast her as padme
>>223174990I can see that
Holocaust Oscar bait movie with Adrian Brody about a Jewish opera girl who fakes converting to Catholicism to please her lecherous teacher, Brody. Tom Holland plays the gestapo officer trying to sniff out her Jewishness. Zendaya plays the gruff but lovable camp gate guard
>>223173520Obsession remake but Bear is the hero and Nikki dies
>>223173647People watch this shit?
>>223173706see >>223174192give it a few more years and we'll get a movie of it
Cast her as my gf in the biopic of my life with Anne Hathaway as our sometimes lucky pierre and Kevin Hart as my gardener/slave
>>223173520It would be an approximately 50 year long production schedule documentary of her falling in love with me, bearing my children, growing old with me, then dying simultaneously with me (of old age)
>>223175367Yeah, it's kino. Spoopy and disgusting stuff happens but also the hot female protagonists get their tits out. What more do you need?
>>223175453confirmed having not watched a terrifier filmtits out is literally the one thing these films do not havenor is it kino by any meanscinematography is assart is a boring character
>>223173520A movie about a nudist with ibs and who was cursed by a witch to get raped ten times a day every day.
>>22317352010 cloverfield lane, except she's the kidnapper who forces foids to make quirky bunker movies with her.
>>223175487Terrifier 1: when the blonde girl is hanging upside down before Art cuts her in halfTerrifier 2: when Sienna is in the shower.Haven't watched Terrifier 3 yet.>cinematography is assThis is a vague midwit complaint, you have not actually said anything of substance. Art is a clown that makes funny faces and kills people, I don't know what more you really want out of this concept.
Max Hardcore biopic
>>223173520this >>223173530and then she drops so protein farts too. And not fake sound effect farts, no she is going to drop real authentic farts. In a male character's face. And not only that, but I will be playing that male character and we will do dozens of takes for that scene
>>223173647omg I hope she's OK now
>>223175367Culture is very jewish these days.
>>223175108that is surprisingly kino.
Someone should remake The Butcher (Korea, 2006 iirc).
>>223173529FPBP
>>223173520Why has there never been a US remake of Audition?
>>223173520A three-hour filmed monologue where she tearfully apologizes for being a performative pickme zoomer whore.
>>223173647>>223175367Every Terrifier fan I know (which, to be fair, consists of two people) is a woman. Really makes you think kek
>>223173520My dinner with Andre staring her and Harrison Ford
>>223173520Does she have an OF?
>>223173520Untamed but the whole runtime is the scene people remember from that movie, as explicit as possible to get an X rating
>>223173647The people who love me would probably burn me alive if they knew this gets me really hard
>>223173520I make a Star Wars movie set in the old Republic and Inde will play the role of Kallig.Would change the story a bit, so that Kallig and Zash spend more time together before the betrayal. She'd fry that dumbass pirate companion, actually sway Asharah to a more unique Force perspective, and get to see plenty of Force ghost eating. Take the story all the way up to Vitiate's betrayal, and have her romance Lana.
>>223173530>>223175887Holy based, I've been judging /tv/ too harshly
>>223173520I'd make a movie where we just fuck in a hot sweaty room for 90 minutes
>>223173651>>223174192Kino
>>223173665What causes this?
>>223180772Indians only have a very vague conception of the western world, they think stuff they see in porn, movies and random youtube videos is literally real life.
>>223173520rimjob from inde
>>223180772Most of it is baiting, and you retards always fall for it. Same thing that causes people to make those gross images or respond like this >>223180817
>>223174990Might actually work
>>223180850What if she develops an… obsession?
A 76 hour long analysis of cock sucking and cum swallowing techniques costarring my dick.
>>223173529pureblooded aryan fingers typed this post
>>223173520Obsession 2, but this time she has the One Wish Willow. She wishes for sex with Chad, but she is then visited by 200 neets with the first name Chad who are all smelly, sweating, fat, balding neckbeards. She is then shackled to a fuck table in a 72h feature film for the big screen.
>>223175487>tits out is literally the one thing these films do not haveObviously incorrect
>>223176127Peak Aryan culture was raiding other countries and doing Terrifier level shit to the people who resisted you, dumb nigger.Horror is the least Jewish genre there is.
>>223176227unironically she'd be good for an American version.
>>223173651based
X23 movieKnock knock remakeSome offbeat yandere romcom
>>223182082>the wish appears to work, she meets the one ideal chad >he cheats on her constantly>rationalizes that he still loves and provides for her>movie ends with her catching him fucking her kids>forgives him>he panics anyway and murders her, kills the kids>he's in prison having gay sex while being showered with thirsty fangirl letters>roll creditstwitter would love it
>>223173651This, except I'm moving to town to live with my overly affectionate aunt played by Bryce Dallas Howard. All vampires are beautiful women who are also into me. The vampire girl's family consists of her bisexual mothers played by Marisa Tomei and Salma Hayek, her sisters are played by Adria Arjona, Willow Ryder, thicc Gia Paige and Alysa Liu.Werewolves are all female and played by the chick who voiced Moana, Xochitl Gomez, the other Hispanic chick from Blink Twice and the thicc chicken from Split. They're all in heat and want me too
>>223173529gross.
>>223182505>chicken*Chick. Fucking phoneposting
>>223180772Some of them larp as blacks to cope
>>223173520snuff
>>223173520Human centipede 4She's on the end of centipede
>>223173520"Are you done already?": An explicit documentary series on selfish sex and frustrated women using picrel and myself as the example. We explore comon situations like two pumps intercourse, falling asleep immediately after nuting and demanding sex after a hot woman appeared on tv
Id make an epic fantasy about african lore and not include a single black in the cast or production team.
>>223173520>unlimited budgetI'd just buy her as my personal cock warmer.
>>22317352090min of me sucking her tits and licking her anus, then her putting my penis and balls inside her mouth, that's it
>>223183230which end?
It's a Southern Gothic parable, OK. Kind of a tone-poem, character study kind of thing. There's this woman, fierce, independent. She moved back from the city, where she was studying exotic dance, after her father died, to run the farm that's been in their family for generations, but lately has fallen on hard times. She arrives at this neglected stud farm, takes over, struggling to make ends meet. But then one day, disaster happens - the old artificial vagina used to collect the stallions' thick hot copious semen breaks, and there's no money to replace it. What can she do? How can she save the family farm?
>>223173529
>mommy is proud of you ASMR
>>223184705I'd like to see the Russians beat us at that.
>>223182378That's Human Centipede
>>223173529YOu'll finna know it!!
>>223173520reboot of Sarah Conner Chronicles, six season order on HBO..and we get an ending this time
kinose status?
>>223184820love her so much
>>223173520Four hour long Blue is the Warmest Color remake with Dafne
>never getting a down to earth Inde streams again
>>223173520There would be no women in my cast.
>>223173647A reminder people watch this and get butthurt so bad they start quoting Bible verses
>>223182082In the scene before that she is dining with a Brad in a luxury restaurant that Brad pays for. However, she is getting too many icks and so she goes to the ladies' room. She unlocks her phone and we see her last text messages which are all more dinner dates lined up. She then texts Brad who's sitting at the table that she doesn't feel it and leaves through the backdoor. Next scene is outside in a backyard, some trash containers, wire mesh fence, floating paper. Exhausted and frustrated about yet another terrible experience she uses the OWW. Already at the traffic light and in an Uber she meets the first literal obsessive Chads that she cannot get rid off. A police officer that she begs for help turns out to be named Chad as well. A few homeless crack addicts pull her into an industrial warehouse. Main plot then unravels there.
I dont know but It would put tarantino to shamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7jV1yPrUpQ
Noir detective movie. She plays a secretary to a private detective who goes missing. She has to find him.
>>223182378>Do you like what you see, daddy?
>>223175772Terriefier 2 you only get a side boob and a close up of her bear navel
>>223185042Now this one actually sounds kino
>>223184688In the end she realizes she wants to be a mother, not a career woman.
feed her until she returns to hippopotamus
>>223173520>what do you make?A biopic about Jeff Sneider.
>>223173520Female ace ventura
Ignoration - a film where a girl ignores her boyfriend until he kills himself
>>223173520she plays a nurse who discovers here foot scent can cure cancer, so she goes around to dying folks, oddly all men, and shoves her bare feet in their face.
>>223184959STOP LAUGHING BITCH!
>>223185278
>>223185289seriously what's with her and sticking her tongue out
my wives are important
>>223185309no ideaI like it
>>223185250footfags are deranged
>>223173529Shit but because Blacked has been garbage for years now. Everyone moved to other studios like Legalporno/Dickdrainers.
>>223173647>show all that gore in full detail>don't show the cuts at the end and instead show blood splattering on flowerlmao so bad it's actually good
>>223182133It's so zoomed in and covered in blood that you can hardly see anything at all it's not a gratuitous nudity shot like horror movies are supposed to have
>>223173529I'm thinking based
>>223173530I would watch that. How buff can a young woman get naturally if she truly commits to it for two years. It's a good idea.
>>223173520how do you pronounce "Inde"?
>>223185212would watch
>>223173529yeah i'm thinking this nigga "anon" is based
>>223185700Eye- unn-deh
>>223173529BAZED
>>223182755Just the peepee. Jeets think they are better looking than everyone.
>>223173529someone call the based department
>>223173529USAUSA
>>223180772jeets worship white womentheir shitskin color is the same as blacks???we wuz saarz
>>223173520I want to have a baby with her because she would be able to make lots of funny faces to make our child laugh.
>>223178282>Does she have an OF?guarantee she would've if Obsession flopped
>>223173520Pathfinder WoTR adaptation
>>223173520great teeth
>>223173647Americans cant show nude but this is ok
>>223173647It's predominantly women who watch this btw
>>223173529based european
>>223173647>>223186202>>223176275Movie ratings data on this is sparse but if you use porn as an analog, you would be right.
>>223176275maybe its just that all women you know are whores. And yes including your mom.
>>223173529i kneel
>>223186642I think this is like civilians thinking war is cool but most vets don't even want to talk about it. Woman have a romanticized idea of violence; meanwhile, us men know what we're really capable of, so, to us, violence has more meaning.
>>223173529fucking based...
>>223173647>>223175367Leaded Gen x mostly
>>223173520what's with the lainey face?
>>223173529/thread
>>223173520Me and her POV
>>223173665Shitting on indians is great and all but I call bullshit. As if they openly report "hey half our traffic are jeets".
>>223173529BASED
>>223173520Blue is the Warmest color sequel with Inde and Elle Fanning being hardcore lesbians filming borderline hardcore sex scenes. Specifically, there is a scene where Inde has to go down on Elle from behind and perform analingus.
>>223184834
Come to Butthead
>>223188401Who pays you? I've been watching you fo this shit since aliens came out and not once has your faggoty Indian imitation of what us normal people act like is layaghable I bet you get ZERO pussy that isn't your moms
>>223173520A miniseries based on Christopher Pike’s Remember me but I would update to be about a girl closer to her age.
>>223187790You can just look at Google trends and Pakistan and India are right there
these threads are getting not only incredibly gay, but also incredibly jeeted. and even AGP. its the perfect containment thread for every annoying nigger on this website
>>223188448way too much makeup
>>223173520She looks so good here.
>>223175772>I don't know what more you really want out of this concept.Some point, would be cool. I haven't seen anything that makes him interesting.Different anon btw.The practical effects are cool, but slashers have never really been my thing I guess.
>>223173529Of course a European would say that!
>>223173529based based based
>>223185309IT'S CUTE DON'T BE GAY
the chances of inde navarette being a lizard woman are small but never zero
I wonder if she’s going be with Baker what like Ana Taylor Joy is to Eggers
Why does she make women seethe so much?
>>223190367>Hot>Men find her hot >Doesn’t hate men and into boy stuff >Hot
>>223173520Recreate this X-Men scene exactly
>>223190446Just use ai ranjeet
>>223173529Same but with me in the cuck chair in the corner
>>223190446bitch doesn't have the ass or hips
I watched a interview of her, the director, and co-star where they ask each other question about filming Obsession, she used accents many times, it sounded stupid and she comes off as insanely annoying.
>>223191000You’re a foid or a faggot
>>223173665>what? A pajeet in my pajeetbait thread?!? Impossible!
>>223173529So true
>>223191099I guess complaining about the obvious astroturfing won't do anything but they can't sell to the companies that public discourse is swaying that way "web wide". Media is in a very bad spot right now and everyone in their game is lost. Hopes are these companies can pay people to astroturf to trick investors to pump millions in hope of another internet backrooms. It's a gold rush with a lot of fools gold sold by brown hands.
>>223191038I'm some dude with an opinion you snivelling little bitch. She doesn't know who you are.
>>223173520Cruel Intentions remake
>>223191038That nigga dropped a rare trips. Show some respect.
>>223173529Based.
>>223191500Stop trying to hide >>223191149Your board spamming should get you fucking range banned. I hate you nigger you ruin tv and your whole Jon is to make media worse and try and "trick" public opinion/investors I'd rather gets posts from DIFFERENT PEOPLE who ACTUALLY like this shit"Snoodbro"
>>223191374Only foid or a faggot would get hint up inserting as trivial as that
>>223180772> that picKek
>>223173530This, then make do a Wonder Woman movie but Paradise Island is literally Puerto Rico and she calls every man "papi".
>>223173529HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF BASED
>>223184820nice. Hollywood is healing.
>>223173529Based. I want her to do stupid faces while Prince Yashua deep dicks her in Timbs and kneepads.
>>223191717You just said that OP. Why are you ignoring this guy?>>223191533
>>223173665thing is, it was the first post in this thread
>>223191574You realize Lynda Carter is as half Mexican and new Wonder Woman is a Puerto Rican
>>223191850Yes but does she say "papi"?
>>2231735203 hour epic of her strapped down on a sybian on the highest setting
>>223191766what? who are you little bro?
>>223191997she already did the demohttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/2/25/Toyslove_sybian_in_action_kobe_lee.ogv/Toyslove_sybian_in_action_kobe_lee.ogv.240p.vp9.webm
>>223192145nigga what
>>223190987she got her last name tattooed on herself? dumb bitch
>>223192202lel reminds me of a Colombian camwhore who had her full legal name tattooed in Arabic along her spine. Like no one would be able to read what it says and dox her lmao. She ended up covering it up.
>>223192026Nigga we know that's you with your goofy Indian ass
>>223192299Reminds me of when we started making fun of Indians so for three days he spammed the board with little kids kissing indian boys going "just like what never happened to me"He started calling himself black and saying they were black adjacent (indians)
>>223192280It must be mandatory for every woman to have the QR code to their OF tattooed on a visible part of their body
>>223192330>>223192330They wanna be adjacent to anything but indian lol. Nah but I agree anon this spammer is out of control this guy sucks.
Interracial LFWF abusive romance
>>223173529fucking euro faggot
>>223192476Youre such a cringe fag
>>223184959What’s this expression meant to convey?
>>223173529A white Anglo-Saxon Protestant American whose bloodline dates back to the mayflower typed this post
>>223192528she's a golden retriever
>>223192528when anons licks her clit
>>223192528she got that steve-o laugh
>>223173520I say "how much does it take for you to get on your knees and suck me senseless rn" and it's an unlimited budget so whatever number she picks I can do it
>>223192595She’s a big Jackass fan
>>223173529That's what I'm talking about!
>>223173520Special agent in a Resident Evil sequel
>>223173529Based and bibisi pilled
>>223173520Remake Brown Bunny.
>>223173529shes a brown so this is fine
>>223192528That something is so stupid that it's funny.
>>223185412The only blacked scenes worth watching are the gangbangs because the girls in them are unrepentant whores for dick, especially entire rooms full of hot monkey dick. But even then those scenes are mediocre because of a combination, or all, of the following:• girl doesn't swallow• male talent can't aim so most of the gorilla spunk ends up on the floor• weak, watery loads
>>223193263interesting analysis of interracial degenerate pornography, misteryou are truly an expert on the matter
Why is the indian allowed spam replying his cuck post jannies do you have even a little shame at all?
>>223173647>Americans think this is great and so brave but it’s heckin problematic for an 18-21 year old being nude or sexy in a movie
>>223173529Lmao
>>223184959Quirk chungus status?
>>223193408thank you
>>223190987she was waiting for a 6'3" white man to come along
>>223184959okay, now I have a crush. fuck you.
>>223195252
Ginger Snaps remake
>>223195252This board needs to be nuked
>>223195358kek, does the word crush make you angry? stay that way, bitch
>>223195358Better yet, why don’t you take the gay therapy and jump off a very tall building
>>223173520Starring her as Vampirella.
>>223195358crushed
>>223195373>>223195376>>223195413That’s right, fight for your love Paco
Thats no fair!!!!!It should be Serena!!!!!
>>223184959literally me
>>223195547Not Mexicans thirsting her faggot
>>223173520Me eating her pussy and ass for the entire duration of the film
>>223173529The most european man in Europe wrote this shit.
>>223195659Does it matter? You’re as subhuman as them is the point
>>223173520She should be the next Lara Croft
>>223197850that would be way too good so they would never allow it
>>223197850
>>223198745
I want to have race mixed children with her if you catch my drift
>>223173665Muttmericans trying to damage control mutt's law.
>>223198842unironically born for the role
>>223173520I fire her, embezzle all the money and fake my own death.
>>2231735294cucks OBLITERATED
>>223195012Gawn damn. That nigga ugly.
>>223186931Hold up...
>>223198873You're so salty your indian
>fighting crime>full penetration >fighting crime>full penetration That for about 180 or so minutes until the movie sort of ends.
>>223173520POV anal gape.
stop simping for bogged whores
>>223173520Anything that requires her to appear nude so the world can see that her nipples are on the bottom of her tits.
>>223173520Directed by; Zack SnyderStaring; MeWritten and Produced by; Mike AdrianoMusic by; Tangerine DreamCameo appearance by; Sydney Sweeney
>>223185712>If the Lieutenant is indeed a man, as he claims to be... then, my friend, he is suffering from the worst case of micropenis I have ever seen!
>>223173529you know, I can see it
The Eddsworld fanmovie animated like a classic Don Bluth film.She can be the voice of Tamara in a deleted scene cameo..
>>223173529She's more fitting for Dickdrainers
>>223173520A POV sex tape starring me and her
>>223173529Based
>>223173520JAV XRLE-004 with the mouth spreaders
>>223200983How will that happen when you can't even get it up?
>>223185011KEK
>>223174336manlets get bigger muscles because they're shorter
>>223173529BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>223173529Kino
>>223173520Torta soon
>>223202117she was already thatshe's embracing a cocaine chic look right now which is good because i love it
most overrated bitch on the planet, wybois go crazy for any muchacho
>Page 10It's over Indebros...
A 3-hour amateur recording of her crawling around in a carpeted bedroom, on all-fours wearing nothing but a pair of undies that are stretched over the back of her head.It would be a spin-off of Obsession because someone wished for it.
>>223188448The make-up makes her eyes look like an inferior latina version of Anya.
>>223173529Mutts law
She's cute when she tends toward the look of Whites.As soon as she embraces the latin roots, she looks as any other pre-torta mexican.
>>223173529based euro poster
>>223173529True American patriot post
build a realistic 1:20 replica of New York and film her on a low angle fucking the buildings and replica cars and busses.
>>223175367Calling them people is a stretch.
>>223173529god bless the european union, brother
Remake of Lifeforce
>>223173529t. giga chad
>>223206024You're not black Indians will never be black adjacent. You'll always be tiny peckeroid losers women think are weird. I can find 800 interviews of women expressing such beliefs you're the loser race and trying to associate yourself with black is lame and sad. Induans spend all day glazing India and trying to be black and not on person on the planet buys it
>>223173529come home european man
>>223199206What level of zest are we talking here?
>>223173529Gun-loving, Trump supporting Texan here.Me and my wife are big fans of that site.
>>223206182>I can find 800 interviews of women expressing such beliefs you're the loser raceFind one.
>>223184820Her nose is guaranteed to have been operated on. It looks good, but she wasn't born with it.
>>223202117But she's already past 25
>that ruined carpetyou just know that floor has received gallons of semen
Would love to drink her piss and milk from her tits and eat her delicious shit
>>223207442>>223207421
Let's do it good this time.
Obsession threads are funny
>>223173520About her in an interrogation, her captors would tickle her bare feet to force her to reveal valuable intel
>>223206182Hell nah wtf are you talkin about nigger. We don't associate ourselves with single digit iq monkeys like you. Your retarded race is closer to monkeys and apes than to humans
>>223193263lmao
>>223185712I howled at this, kek
>>223173529faggot
>>223185712She should do this for one of her SNL sketches. This scene in particular
>>223173529based euro
