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>The.End.of.Oak.Street.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-SCOPE
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IT'S VIOLENT DINO KINO TIME!
GET YOUR WEBMS GOING!

DOES ANNE HAVE A DINO BABY??
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gross
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>>223173600
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>>223173600
how could the guy who made under the silver lake make this garbage. sad!
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>>223173600
So sexy. So painfully sexy. Imagine how much milk is in those heavy tits. Beautiful.
Pregnant women are so beautiful. Embodiment of femininity.
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Let me guess, the dinosaurs have feathers
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must have been a real piece of shit if they dropped it on a sunday
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>>223173750
THESE NIGGAS GOT FUR AND THEY FUCKIN'
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Under the silver lake fans, it's here
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>>223173600
can't wait to not watch it
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>>223173618
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I watched it actually. Few good monster moments at least one shocking gruesome death. The ending with the weird dilemma where they save the husband but condemn all their past copies to go through the vortex without the dad is kinda crazy. Hard not to think about
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>>223173600
>flopped
Based.
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>>223173908
ew
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>>223173600
Imagine squeezing that belly with giant hands and squeezing tighter and tighter until it pops like a big zit all over you haha :)
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>>223173600
The tone felt all over the place. Switching from animal horror to campy jokes. Wonder if the rumor about the studio pushing a drastic re edit after pro test screener is true.
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>>223175714
ew dude
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>https://gofile.io/d/93dqP26o
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>>223173600
wtf why isn't Brand New Day out yet on streaming? Also, I don't know the race of these people so I will NOT be downloading.
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>>223177509
>wtf why isn't Brand New Day out yet on streaming?
its making money
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>>223177611
Fuck me. Is it still out on theaters? Damn. 3 billy for Jean x Spidey soon
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>>223173600
>>223173618
i must to go to preggophilia.com
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>>223177908
no
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>>223177062
are you a palantir glownigger?
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>>223177062
>2160 and 1080
based
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>>223173600
Just saw this in theater. Pretty kino, so naturally /tv/ doesn't care. Funny that it's a Jew production but it's about a white nuclear family that hates their Jew neighbor. And at the end of the movie the mom learns to ignore her Jewish feminist brainwashing and love her husband again. Maybe Hollywood is finally healing?
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>>223173600
ewww gross! randy quaid was right!
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Prosthetic pregnant belly. It's obvious when you look.
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Be honest - Would you have sex with Anne Hathaway if you got $1 billion for doing it?
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>>223178984
looks real to me
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>>223180130
>Would you be willing to have sex with a beautiful famous woman AND make a billion dollars?
Oh man, I don't know, anon... That's a real conundrum... I find myself in quite the quandary here... I just can't decide... There are just so many cons to this scenario...
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>>223180130
>Would you have sex with Anne Hathaway if you got $1 billion for doing it?
who wouldnt?
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>>223174143
I’m still not over how fucking tone-deaf that was.
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why is it not described as white family...
are you new to /tv/?
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>>223173600
Temu Jurassic Park directed by Tubi Steven Spielberg
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>>223180495
It's honestly better than the last two, maybe even three, Jurassic World movies, and it's really the movie we were promised by the end of Fallen Kingdom and were never given.
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>>223180495
Tubi is kino tho
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>>223181160
Xochitl...
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>>223180313
Yeah, that was such a bizarre choice, cause it's not even like a nitpicky "Well, if you think about it later" sort of thing, it's honestly pretty obvious, especially since the very ending goes out of its way to show the neighbor girl saved her past self and now she's duplicated and it's perfectly fine. Why the hell would Hathaway just save the dad and not say "I know this is going to sound crazy, but do exactly as I say: Grab me and the kids and go to this location. No matter what I say to you, fucking do it."? Why was she so okay with the idea of inflicting such pain and suffering and eventual death onto herself and her kids, even alternate versions? So weird.
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>>223173600
Can anyone post a magnet or a download link, for dino's sake ?
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>>223181255
okay
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Wonder how many actresses had to abort Harvey's babies? If he had swimmers, how many producers would have been born now to save the industry according to /tv/?
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Maybe that's a movie pitch: The Sons/daughters of Harvey by ~actresses, VS. post-coveed "disruptors" of Hollywood compete to see who can save Hollywood.
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>>223181234
>Why was she so okay with the idea of inflicting such pain and suffering and eventual death onto herself and her kids
Who cares as long as one of them survives?
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>>223174143
yeah I just finished watching this movie and that ending is actually insane. Whoever made this movie is either fucking stupid or this is just a complete shitpost with bad delivery. It was made even worse by the fact they showed that she called all the side characters to save them, but had her husband show up alone? wtf? And then she has the picture of her actual dead husband framed to the fucking wall?
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>>223174143
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>>223181234
Who cares if the alternates die? As long as you get your family intact, that is all that matters.
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>>223181424
>Who cares as long as one of them survives?
Because I would imagine that if you have children and love them, the idea of them being torn apart by wild animals would be something you would consider highly fucking horrific and would be something you'd want to avoid at all costs, no matter the scenario or technicalities.
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>>223181510
But she already has her family. Who cares about alternates?
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>>223181506
If you don't care about the alternates you also don't care about the alternate dad you fucking stole from that family so why did you even steal him
all you're really telling me is "the mother is a psychopath lol" which I already knew
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>>223181529
>the alternate dad you fucking stole from that family so why did you even steal him
Stealing him? it doesn't matter. The family is intact and happy. You're gay.
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>>223181551
nigger can start asking fucking grok to generate some better bait the next time you're going to shit up a thread so I don't have to be so goddamn bored reading your posts
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>>223173600
It was.mid, the only funny thing was those dinos fucking and what came right after.
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01:50 into the movie, and the dog of the family is a fucking CGI. God I hate modern cinema. Go kys David Robert Mitchell, and I mean it.
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>>223181523
>Who cares about alternates?
Why do we care about the dad, then?
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>>223177908
Must be signed in to view content, they dont own, pass.
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>>223181506
Oh look. A sociopath.
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>>223178747
tap, tap, tap
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>>223181485
>Wife and husband are having marriage problems
>They eventually work them out and fix things
>Husband dies
>Wife gets husband back from before the time travel
>This husband has not worked anything out and has not fixed things and will not go through the same series of life-threatening events that made his previous self do so
>And they all lived happily ever after
???
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>>223181255
Search in yandex, it will come up.
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>>223181234
How about this? It’s their time travel story, so it’s their rules to make up as they please. Why not have it so that, unlike settings like BttF and countless others, you literally can’t “clone” yourself with time travel? What if the instant you arrive, past “you” merges with present “you”?
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>>223181698
>01:50 into the movie, and the dog of the family is a fucking CGI.
yeah that was the gayest part of the movie
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>>223173600
everything about this movie is laughably bad.
the acting.
the cgi.
the plot.

what the actual fuck even is this movie? can anyone name a single redeemable thing about it?
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>>223173600
Who's the forward young man whose seed is in her?
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>>223181833
>can anyone name a single redeemable thing about it?
I appreciated the brutal level of dino violence but that was about it. The movie should have been a lot longer.
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I consider myself a person capable of "dood just turn your brain off" but it was so fucking distracting how incompetent and neutered everyone with a penis was
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>>223173600
there was a lot of questionable use of AI/CGI for the pet dog of all things and I'm not talking about when it was fighting any dinosaurs but even when it was just sitting in the backyard or following the family upstairs near the end of the movie, like why the fuck wouldn't you use the real dog you have on set for those mundane actions? also the 2 copies of that girl at the backyard bbq at the end confirms how fucked up anne Hathaway's choice was stealing the husband
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>>223181841
>I appreciated the brutal level of dino violence but that was about it.
I was honestly shocked at how grim and brutal the movie was. I didn't hate it, but I was surprised. I was expecting something more akin to Jurassic Park. "Oh, the dinosaurs are chasing us! Oh, we'd better run! Whew, that was close!" It was nice to see the movie wasn't scared of showing the brutality of actually being eaten by dinosaurs.
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>>223181841
It should have been a cheesy cheap dyno series with cuter scantily dressed women, but they dont make those anymore
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>>223181937
>It was nice to see the movie wasn't scared of showing the brutality of actually being eaten by dinosaurs.
This movie is the best case for why we should have had DINO CRISIS as a movie instead of this flop. The only thing people want to see is big budget DINO VIOLENCE.
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The absolute state of cinema, 2026.
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>>223182140
kino
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>>223182140
>yfw the dinosaur that killed your husband is a forward young man.
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>>223178747
>>223181742
Dumbasses, this film was about strong women saving their bumbling retard men of the family. And in the end, the daughter ends up with a nigger lesbian. In 1982. This isn’t healing or tap tap, you’re a deluded waste of life and your ignorance helps your enemy.
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>>223181833
It’s the worst movie of the year so far. The one good thing, Anne still looks hot.
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>>223173600
thats my son shes holding
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Just watched it. Felt like a children's movie.
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>>223182140
What do you call this angle when the closest and furthest subject from the camera are both in focus?



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