>here’s the new housemaid your wife hired
>>223174399I don't have a house nor a wife, get away from me
My wife is based
>>223174444She is ;)
Ugh. I was hoping for a black queen.
>good morning young lady, why are you dressed like that? i hope you brought some denim or heavy canvas overalls, i'd hate for you to get cut up on the scrap metal pile in my garage while you're cleaning in there. also don't ever turn the light on in my office or speak to me, you can leave my coffee on the kitchen bench and ring a bell to let me know it's ready.
>>223174399I wanted a fat abuela tho
>>223174399Looks very classy and rich.
>>223174399Looks like my sister
>>223176166arnold in the thread
>>223174399In a wealthy divorce-law boomtown, a charismatic “compatibility consultant” is covertly hired by desperate wives to make their husbands commit adultery—until her lucrative sting operation turns into a moral, legal, and romantic disaster.
>>223174444>My wife is basedBased around my fat dick, that is.
>>223174528Imagine a having a cliche sassy maid
>>223177566your dick is thin and unsatifying
>>223174399She's 6/10 at best.
>>223174399Thankyou i love her
>>223174399i would get her pregnant on her first day of work
>>223174399Doesnt look like she can clean for shit, it has to be a chubby middleaged mexican to get the job done well quick and cheap
Whoa, you just made me realize: that time my parents' maid walked in on me wiping my ass after taking a shit and screamed, she just wanted to fuck! Why isn't everything so simple as that
>>223174399no hips
highly unrealistic for a couple to hire a housemaid this hot
>>223174399why the fuck would you hire someone with special needs?
>>223180157The twist of the movie is that the husband is a controlling psycho and the wife was setting the maid up as bait so she could leave with her daughter while he was obsessing over the maid.
>>223174399I would fuck her several times a day and for as long as humanly possible with breaks only for shower sex, sleep sex, cuddlefucking, and food.Then I'd eat viagra like it was candy.
>>223180251What a tweest
>>223174562>All those wordsick
>>223180251So you're saying... white man bad? I will now watch your kino.