I supported Ferrari's F1 team for a whole weekend.

moms
gonna
freak

>>223174974
When I got raped

>>223174974
i let a cop fuck me in the ass one time

>>223174974
No one ever has. Except for severely fucked in the head mentally ill retards obsessively compulsively fixated and fantasizing on getting anally raped. So, obvious, you.

Kill youself schizo.

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>use the bathroom at work
>somebody put a sign on the door
>"PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR AFTER USING THE BATHROOM"
>leave it wide open
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>223175214
>take shit
>dont flush

>>223176074
>take a crap at work
>flush
>flush again
>okay one more for the road
>another flush can't hurt
>I'll just flush again to be sure
>time to go back to work... okay one last flush
>well since i'm here, let's flush again
>i bet the cleaning crew would prefer that I flush again to make their job easier
>alright i think i'm done, what's that? fuck it, i'll just flush again

>>223174974
When I walk down the basement steps.

I stopped being an edgelord after attending the scared straight program in my county

>>223175017
kek

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>>223174974
>be me
>decide to go to the downstairs bathroom at my job to take a shit
>on the way there, think of how funny it would be to leave an upper decker
>*le joker face* i'm so fucking twisted for this
>distracted while going down the hallway, forget about the stairs next to the wheelchair ramp
>my wheelchair flips over forward on the stairs, i slam into the ground face first
>chair goes over me and hits me in the back of the head, my limp legs go forward over my head and i get stuck in a fucked up scorpion position at the bottom of the stairs
>the impact causes my full bowels to release
>fill my pants with watery diarrhea, it sourts out of both my waistband and my pantlegs
>my wheelchair rolls into the open elevator, elevator door closes
>i lay on the floor for nearly thirty minutes before anyone comes along, covered in my own shit
>a coworker shows up, grabs a few others to come help get me off the ground
>they all help pull me up, stepping all over my lake of liquid shit
>they ask if i'm okay, if i need an ambulance
>i make an evil grin
>"Why so serious?"
>start shitting again

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>>223174974
>my father was a youtuber... and a chef
>one night, he gets raped, crazier than usual
>mommy gets a divorce to defend herself
>he doesn't like that. not. one. bit.
>so, me watching, he paints his nails, leaking cum while he does it
>he turns to me and he says "tranette no passto"
>he comes at me with his kitchen knife
>"tranette no passto"
>he sticks the blade in my ass
>"let's get those fuckin rags off"

>Not raped
>Rags always on
Never I guess