Snyder bros...
This just proves that he needs to go back to making Superman again. Please Mr Snyder go back to making Superman again. He already reached best movie with Superman so he should go back to Superman.
Sars, it's so bloody over...
>>223175708Why does Hollywood keep giving him money when half his movies are panned and get middling box office returns?
>"That was fucking putrid"i believe this man
>>223175708well yeah, he is the enemy
lmao snyderism all over the place
>>223175708>literally who poster>quoting a trio of literal whoslol
Literally 2deep4u
its over its dogshit...https://x.com/kiki_soccer70/status/2099331047964000736
>Worst Snyderino everHow it is possible to do worse than Rebel Moon I & II???
>>223176667But they told us Zachs unfiltered vision would be cinema
oof
Snyder was always a hack. Why are people surprised?
Watchmen and Dawn were his best films
Nothing could be worse than that scifi turd he pushed out or thwt shitty zombie movie
>>223176695>Desperate to be Snyder's civil war, but feels like Daily wire slop!Yeah I'm thinking it's kino if this Shitlib hates it.
>>223175799same reason why other shit directors/actors keeps getting shit despite nobody liking them, synder probably knows some big shot who makes everybody else play nice with him and they just suck it up since they get paid either way
Snyderbros dont actually care about anything that isnt capeshit and they dont even like that capeshit outside of snyder. its a sad cycle
>>223175708>be so shit even netflix dumps youhe truly fell off hard
>>223176739Three people in the theater and this guy sitting in the back top row why?Cuck chair mentality right there
I think Damon Lindelof would be a good writer for Zack Snyder
>>223176739>showing on a screen that fucking smallThere's no way anyone could accurately judge it.
so what is the movie actually about?
>>223175708I enjoyed his DC stuff. Although JL felt off in some ways, and then I never got around to watching AoTD or RM. I don't think he ever totally recovered from his daughter’s death, and the stress of working with WB certainly didn’t help in that time period. Larry Fong also just disappeared. End of an era I guess. Glad we got multiple bangers from him like 300 and Watchmen. Plenty of directors are one and done types.
>MisogynisticBased I will be seeing this opening night
>>223176695If obvious faggots like jason gorber and barry hertz hate it then it's probably alright.
>>223177018Yeah that sounds about right
>>223176791I look like this
>>223177018is that kit harrington
>>223177009
>>223177096>comically excessive and unnecessary nudity of women's bodiesstopped reading there and started looking for tickets
Indians are the most powerful and supportive race in humankind. Shout out all based bros ITT.Liberals get fucked.
that recent netflix zombie movie was one of the worst things I've ever seen, would be impressive if he topped that
>>223176739>>223177018>out of touch>misogynisticHmmm
So it's kino then.
>>223177174I mean it was mediocre but saying it's the worst thing ever outs you as a reddit tranny. What exactly did synder do so wrong that you faggots shit yourself in rage like this whenever he makes a new movie?
>>223177297300 was pro Bush's War on Terror.
>>223176695People like that make me want to watch and enjoy the film a little bit more.
Just as I expected. remember he went to school with tarsem singh and the baysedhe tried to ape bay, but failedhe tried to combine singhs style with bays action, he failednow he's tried to ape singh and seemingly failed
It's getting shit on for all the right reasons, it's probably kino
its what if he watches Man on Fire.but he makes his own doshit version
There is a scene of a woman's tit getting crushed. People are complaining about being too sexist and violent. With lots of women naked and being tortured.
>>223177096Why does nearly all discourse read like this and what credibility do critics have in light of praising years of social programming quip fests masquerading as a movie that the public isn't even watching judging by collapsing ticket sales
I bet Snyder will self censor himself yet again, same as he did with Rebel Moon where he cut the scenes of Sofia Boutella's open wet pussy.
Snyder fans are undeniably indians.
>>223177522Everyone is saying he's ripping off Apocalypse Now
Never seen anything like this
>>223177638I clicked on it and lot of the ratings are from people with Superman (Corenswet) profile pics. Not that the movie isn’t shit but there’s certainly some level of review bombing.
>>223177638Normalfags were filtered again.
>>223175708No way this shit is worse than Rebel Moon. No fucking way. How could that even be possible?
>>223175799>>223176810He gets shit done under budget and is easy to work with. Aside from that time his neglected daughter deleted herself from our timeline, he has no drama.
I choose to believe this guy.Seems to be a messy movie with a weak script that people are pilling on just because women are naked and get killed.
This is a totally shocking development! Zack Snyder made a terrible movie? Say it isn't so. How can that be? Now, seriously. That quote, "worst film in Zack's career". Just think about it. Worse than shit like Rebel Moon, Sucker Punch, or his reprehensible DC movies. That's scary. Forget Obsession and The Backrooms, this is what true horror sounds like.
Every time people shit on Snyder movies they end up being really good. I don't believe anything people say about this mans films.
lmaooo this one is sooo good
>>223177762https://letterboxd.com/3xcharm/Found your account
I actually regret not seeing Sucker Punch when it came out, so I'll give this movie a peep
>>223177524What right do Synder simps have to critique that when Snyder directed a Biden campaign ad and called a bunch of streamers promoting his movie racists?
>>223175708A scathing critique of a man known for putting out good movies!
>>223177822I don't have a Letterbox account.
>>223177424b-b-b-but they used words like "lurid" and "turgid". t-t-that's gotta c-c-c-count for something r-right???/?(movie's probably still dogshit)
>>223177762Oh. So the usual suspects hate it out of reflex. Nice to know. I will be watching it then.
https://letterboxd.com/hooliganonemars/looks like the damage bot control from sneeders has arrivedfresh accounts coming to save him
>>223177762>I choose to believe this guyHe doesn't say anything about the movie, he's just crying because people were being mean to zaddy (again).
>>223176695It's racist? I might give it the ol'piratoro
Still watching it. People just love to bandwagon the snyder hate.
You know its a piece of shit when even netflix didn't want it.
>>223177430>jeet saar poo in jeet saar mouth and he likes it so much he tries it himselfVery good post saar!
>>223177838If you read my comment you'll find that it's not about Zack Snyder
>>223175799He has to be jewish
>>223177716>2nd paragraphOkay I will now watch your based movie.
>>223176739>wowieYeah, he takes it in the ass
>cuckoldry confirmed pajeetas gonna feast
>>223177946>actuallly filming war doesn't do much>It ain't me starts playingWar photography basically ruined the americans in vietnam.
>angel studios type movie oof its joever for him
>>223175708Synder works best in adaptation. And even then he can be too much sometimes. The only times where he worked freely without story constrant was sucker punch, Army of the Dead, Rebel Moon, and this. All shit to fucking shit. I wouldn't say that he isn't an artist, but he's not a creative mind. He's a high end company man. Someone you can trust to do what is needed but give it some needed flair.
>>223175708Sucker Punch 2 when?
snyderkeks?
>>223175708Let me guess... it paints Christianity in a positive light for a change.
>>223178295Too much women nudity and violence. Too much graphic violence on general. Graphic scenes of naked women being tortured and killed. Brown people from Colombia being portrayed as monsters.
>>223175708It's hard to know if it's bad or just mid but based given how all these letterboxd reviewers look and sound like faggots.
>>223178316I will now watch your movie.
COME HOME SNYDER
>>223175708Snyder has literally never once made a good movie (except 300, sort of). I don’t understand how it’s taken this long for people to notice he consistently sucks.
>>223178324Going from some i'd say that is mid, because the acting and dialogue is bad, the plot is simple, and the latter half feels more like a dream. People are mostly losing their shit because of the violence though.
Glad hes branching out from slop.
>>223177955Neither is mine genius
>>223177822Reading through the reviews in Letterbox is so funny manThere's now a good number of 5 star reviews that if you go into their profile, it has either every Zack project with 5 stars, talking about Zack, or has a one star in any DCU project.Genuinely never seen such a level of weirdness over some director
>>223175708So it's the Book of Eli but if the protag wasn't blind?
>>223178447Never, really? People are like this about dozens if not hundreds of directors. It's the celebrity they're most likely to be this specific kind of fan about by far.
>>223178447It's very clear a lot of the 5 stars haven't even seen it. This guy posting caps of reviews is clearly one of them kek
>>223177096Oh I get it now, westerners and americans in particular are terrified of seeing the human body. If the movie had instead shown those women and children being brutally tortured with their arms and legs chopped off and their tongues ripped out they would be cheering it on and getting back in line to watch it again right after it ended.
>>223175708when he was an up and comer under the studios thumb he made 3 kinos. Then he became the studio and was given lots of creative control and he cursed us with some of the worst movies in cinema.
>>223178628>and he cursed us with some of the worst movies in cinema.Thats not true.
>>223178639The only thing post watchman that was good was his snyder cut
>>223178724And MoS, and BvS.
>>223177989>why is this violent movie set in one of the most violent places on earth?There isn't enough hate in your heart for these people.
>>223178608Projecting third-worlder.
Sounds like pure kino. Is this getting an actual theatrical run, or am I going to have to wait for VoD
>223178739lmao
>>223178848you gotta wait until angel studios picked it up
>>223177758>deleted herselfYou can type "killed herself" on 4chan, my man
>>223176791>Defending Daily WireGo back to Facebook if boomerGo back to the oven if jew
>>223178949I prefer my prose majestic, fren.
>>223176705>Apocalypse NOHoly shit what a disaster
>>223176926Anything would be an improvement. You arent an auteur Zach, do not touch a keyboard, just hold the camera
>>223179076>crying about muh Daily WireGo back to Tumblr, fag.
making something horrible on purpose is the new meta. guarantee bad reviews and then you could market it that the mainstream media hates it
>>223179420>on purposesnyder is serious about this
>>223177096>substance using photographerYou could just say photographer
>>223177018>film is a visual media >only positive is that it looked pretty guess that seals it as kino
>>223175708>Worst film in Zack's career.That's a bold claim considering some of the options.
>by the end I genuinely wanted this to be the last film I ever have to see from him lmao
>>223175708Snyder sisters I don’t think the Sneederverse is coming back…
>>223178739>>223178752All 3 are awful
>>223175708>Worst film in Zack's careerWow. And his movies were already unwatchable 15+ years ago
>>223175799His wife is a big shot producer so that’s how
>>223175799only half?how generous
>>223180229She isn't.I don't where people came up with that.You know where she works as a producer? His own production company, because of him.You could have said Scott Stubber, who's his friends. Or Chris Nolan, also his friends. They could be the ones giving him chances.
>>223176695>gober>herzOpinions discarded now get in the oven
>>223175708>worst film of Zach's careerimpressive, cause he has some ass films
>>223178061>It's embarrassing that we are in 2026 and movies like this still exist or could be selected to screen at a film festivalIT'S CURRENT YEAR
>>223180354Deborah Snyder, his wife, is (or was) a big shot producer at WB
>>223180631She was, but only because of him. They run a production company together.
>Worst film in Zach's careerSurely it couldn't be worse than Sucker Punch?
Guys, what if we would let women rule USA ? What would happen ?
>>223180646>They run a production company together.How are they not beyond bankrupt lmao?
How does he keep doing it bros?
>>223180762Because outside of making movies, Zack and his wife are producers. They helped manage actors and help produce tons of movies.
>>223175799>Why does Hollywood keep giving him money when half his movies are panned and get middling box office returns?They don't! He self funded this piece of shit and *nobody* is picking it up for distribution.
>>223180774I guess they are as good as producer are they are a failure at making moviesgood for them
>>223177762So it doesn't have an absurd amount of slomo like his cut of JL? I might check it out when it drops on torrent sites
The worst Snyder movie is always the next one
Dreck?
>>223180774Their production company has basically done nothing but Zacks own movies for ages nowThe only thing they've gotten off the ground in the last decade that wasn't his was a cartoon on Netflix, that got cancelled after one season
>His only listed upcoming work is a remake of Escape from New York
>>223176695>noooo it isn't marvelslop!well hoo boy i do say i believe these fine tweeters have convinced this auteur autist that even snyder himself may have made an interesting film for once
>>223177046I look like this.
People fear what they don't understand
>>223176695>The surname Gorber likely has Germanic and Eastern European Jewish roots>The surname Hertz is a German and Ashkenazic Jewish >its racistYeah its fine.
Dawn of the dead (and watchmen to some extent) is by far his best movie. If only he didn't take the capeshit route
>>223181020Kek. Or the one you are trying to watch
>>223181075>another remakeI'm so fucking tired about the lack of imagination in hollywood. However, Snyder is pretty good in making those so maybe there's hope
>rightoids have to pretend to love another shitty movie as part of the latest culture war bullshitIt's all so tiring
>>223176993It's a shit movie no matter the screen size
>>223181315This is how I feel about having to pretend the earth is flat, space is fake, and that I love the prequels
>>223181265>Snyder is pretty good in making those
>>223181315>leftshit opening his mouth to make things politicalYOUR culture war
>>223175708Damn they're seething over it kek. Might have some kino in it
>>223181528>Zack Snyder>Might have some kino in itpick one
Literally Uwe Bowe all over again.
>>223181537You do know the word kino came thanks to Zack's movies, right?
>>223175708but the reviews make it sound awesome>lurid, turgid, and not a little bit racist>misogynistic>brutally violent>comically excessive and unnecessary nudity of women>vicious violence, questionable ethics
>>223181592
>>223181207I'd put 300 up there, honestly. It's only dragged down by the parts set in sparts following the wife which are useless and infact missing in the original, but other than that it's a nearly perfect adaptation.people forgot now but at the time it felt like snyder was the king of cinema
>>223181625People say BvS was boring, too self serious and hard to connect with the characters, but i still find that easily the best movie Snyder ever made and one of the best capeshit ever done.So who knows what they consider boring.
>>223181483Ah yes let's look at the synopsis of this supposedly apolitical film:>An ex-DEA operative searches the South American mountains for his missing niece and nephew after their parents are murdered. With the help of a war photographer who witnessed the killers, he confronts his past as their journey blurs the line between reality and the surreal.
I'm waiting for the king's review
>>223176695>It's racist>the daily wireI'm beginning to think those guys don't really judged the movie on its own merrits.
>>223181978Where exactly Is the political aspect here?
>>223175708>blows up big superhero studio tie>flops bigly with Netflix deal>Goes indie...fails again>runs out of outlets.ITS FUCKING OVER FOR ZACH....?
>>223177096>Leave it to Zack Snyder to kick off his latest film with a naked woman critics are literally gay
>>223176209>but what about a child>he dared to have sex>pedoFor some reasons lefties seem to hate this movie
>>223177762This is such a low IQ mentality ooofPeople are thrashing it left and tight anf this guy hangs on the miniscule critique that is "a tad mysoginistic" and is trying to make it a political thing. No. The movie sounds incoherent, loud and shallow.
Ngl this whole thread makes me think Snyder delivered Kino once againpraise the Lord
>>223177762>movie is like 2/5 but having boobies does not make it fascist or misogynistic or whatever so I give it 5/5Am I understanding this right
>>223182369>it may have a shit script with shit acting>it's by zackie so it's 5/5>take that libs
>>223175708The Snyder cut will fix it
>>223177822SAAR
Deadline apparently was okay with it.
>>223175799they don't, this was independently produced and is only distributed by WB.the reason he can keep getting funding is because he's EVER had a profitable film. then you can keep getting money forever. note that Christian Bale was originally going to be in it but the project dates back to 2011, so there ARE negative consequences to being consistently shit.
>>223181315>leftoids have to hate a movie for... having naked women get hurt in a latin american shitholeWowah
>>223182519>After so many years in the DC universe, Zack Snyder comes back down to earth again with a violent but surprisingly human action thriller set in the jungles of an unidentified Latin American country. Its plotline — more of which later — could go either way, and since the director has been unfairly accused of dodgy politics ever since the homoerotic jingoism of 300 (2006), many may expect this to be his Sound of Freedom, the QAnon-adjacent indie hit of 2023. Thankfully, The Last Photograph is no such thing; true, it is high on testosterone, and it centers on an almost ridiculously deadpan fella-drama bromance. But a better comparison would be Peter Weir’s The Year of Living Dangerously (1982), a slightly more morally complex story of life in a volatile ideologically captured warzone.>Snyder shot the film himself and it looks just great, starting out in the basement of a grubby restaurant basement where photojournalist Joe Wallace is being seduced into having sex with a waitress. Whether it’s because his artistic eye is drawn to a beautiful butterfly or down to the ton of smack he has just injected into his arm, Joe is oblivious to her advances, much to her annoyance. The sudden sound of gunfire makes him snap to attention; running up the stairs, camera at the ready, Joe finds that the child’s birthday party that’s being thrown has been attacked by guerilla gunmen, who shoot the adult guests and kidnap the two children present. Joe is by her side when their mother is killed, and he captures the moment, almost getting himself killed in the process.
>>223182535>The shockwaves from the incident reach a remote part of Scotland, where Ethan Black (Stuart Martin) is working on a sheep farm, commanding respect for his gentle rapport with the animals — right before he cuts their throats and chops up their corpses for dinner. We learn that Ethan’s brother, being the father of the birthday boy, was killed in the carnage, but that’s not, strictly speaking, the inciting incident that sends Ethan off on a revenge-o-matic killing spree. Rather, it is the fact that his sister-in-law — the woman in what will become a series of several “last” photographs, each with their own personal meaning — was the love of his life, leaving him after their one illicit fling with a Polaroid bearing the cryptic line “This is a photograph from that other world”.>Bent on tracking down the killers, Ethan flies over and heads to the photographic agency that represents Joe’s work. After paying out a bribe to find his whereabouts, Ethan finds Joe in a sleazy sex club, still bloodied and bruised after his brush with death. He has a deal to make; if Joe will come with him to identify his brother’s killers and rescue the two missing children, Ethan will pay him $10,000. Joe doesn’t take much convincing, not just because he needs the money, but because it soon becomes clear that a road trip with Ethan will feed both his adrenaline jones and cater to his prurient need for sensation, being largely deadened to the world of human relationships.
>>223177762the problem with this post is it makes Snyder's films sound more interesting than they deserve.
>>223182543>There are obvious echoes of Apocalypse Now in the story that follows, not just because there’s a literal journey upstream but because it’s all about the getting there and not the arrival: Both characters have a reckoning that awaits them. Along the way, Ethan opens up more and more about his past as a former DEA agent, telling stories that sometimes border on something out of Tropic Thunder, but as unlikely as it might sound, Martin is a surprisingly plausible as a soldier gone native, and whose once-tight bond with the local community has led him into the increasingly perilous situation he now faces. Fra Fee, as Joe, has a slightly harder task, since his role is almost entirely reactive; while Ethan bangs on mournfully about, effectively, the dangers of shagging your brother’s wife — well, who would have thought? — Joe simply gets on with his seemingly inexhaustible supply of heroin, while Ethan mocks him for hiding behind his camera.>It doesn’t sound much like fun when you lay it out like that, but there’s certainly a lot of excitement, a fair bit of tension, and at least one very unexpected laugh-out-loud moment when a driver transporting them along the way asks the pair if they like “the king”. (Clue: It’s not Elvis Presley.) But although you can take the man out of DC, the DC is very still much inside this particular man, and the niggling problem with The Last Photograph is that it sometimes forgets about its characters in a bid to hit the furiously paced action set-pieces.>That said, though, it’s good to see Snyder trying something so far out of his wheelhouse (well, at least a bit far out of it), sharpening his sometimes rusty storytelling skills without the safety net of superhero pyrotechnics.
>>223182547But his films, if nothing else, are interesting.
>>223182561fuck off retard
>>223182570Why so emotional?
Reminder that no studio wants to distribute this piece of shit, Sneeder's career is dead, he will now be a director for hire at best.
>>223182535>>223182543>>223182553It’s strange that the major magazine critic was relatively kind about it, while the rest of the audience on their Letterboxd accounts piled on the movie.
>>223182575Snyder discovered the power of astroturfing early and embodies everything bad about modern mainstream filmmaking and promotion. plus he squandered the potential of the DCU to the point that it's hamstrung James Gunn's best efforts. everyone would be better off if he'd never become a filmmaker. since you asked.
>>223182622>its weird that someone paid to promote something promoted itno it isn't. why do you think this thread exists.
>>223182638>plus he squandered the potential of the DCU to the point that it's hamstrung James Gunn's best effortsWalter Hamada did that, and then Gunn.
>>223182649>Hamadafair. it takes a retard to hire a retard. it's also partially Nolan's fault for thinking grimdark Superman would work. >and then Gunn.no. he just missed the window for a second capeshit EU to catch on.
>>223182668>it's also partially Nolan's fault for thinking grimdark Superman would work.It did work. One of the best capeshit movie ever made.>no. he just missed the window for a second capeshit EU to catch on.No, he is a moron and his Superman was a visual turd. People blame Zack for his scripts, but Superman script was literally made for retards. Shit of full of stupid contrivances and plot holes.
>>223182553>one very unexpected laugh-out-loud moment when a driver transporting them along the way asks the pair if they like “the king”. (Clue: It’s not Elvis Presley.)UH OH, SNEEDER MADE A DRUMPF JOKE!
>>223182036THIS
leaving aside all the justice warrior garbage... how can you expect a good movie from him after rebel moon? literally one of the worst movies ive ever watched
>>223176695>racist>Daily Wire
>>223175708all those bad reviews just make me want to watch iti hope i dont enjoy it like i enjoyed bvs
all of the specifics that they list makes the film sound based though. like, maybe the execution of them is bad or something, but these clowns just seem to reject them as concepts regardless of quality. genuinely willing to give the film a chance now.
>>223181560Yep. As a mockery.
>>223182622Because Letterboxd is just Film Twitter which is just a cult.
>>223182681>It did work. One of the best capeshit movie ever made.Said nobody ever
>>223183447>maybe the execution of them is bad or somethingkekyes snyder is known for bad executionsplease mate, wate the fuck upsnyder is the master of execution
>>223177018Something about how all these "reviewers" are using some form of "shit" in their reviews is pissing me off. You shouldn't be using foul language in a professional review.
>>223175814Was that the actual line or just an edit?
>>223183524>snyder is the master of execution
>>223183659https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHU8uGzhegs
>>223183447yet another Secret Masterpiece, despite the fact nobody would fund it, and when it was independently made and shopped around for distribution everyone has still been like "hard pass"
>>223181315Coming from a tranny that only ever watches dogshit because “it makes chuds mad”
>>223175799You'd first have to answer why Ridley Scott shits out movies and series like crazy when, except for the Martian, all of them have bombed for the last 20 years.
Day 1 patch and dlcs will fix it dw guise.
>>223183894Because RS at least made 3-4 good movies among the unprofitable shit
>racism, misogyny>christ imagery>teenage boy edgelord>angel studios and daily wireWill have to watch this and make up my own mind. I don't even trust chudtubers to give this a fair shake. A lot of those guys praise godawful slop like Masters of the Universe and that D&D movie. They ultimately have more in common with goofy, wholesome chungus redditors when it comes to stuff like this.
>>223183711>comments>people love the sceneWtf
>>223181315Remember when Sound of Freedom was Asylum-tier right wing propaganda and now these reviewers hail it as the gold standard against this movie, just like David Ellison is the new "worst ever" bogeyman after trump
>>223182130>endorsement/glorification of vigilantism >portraying DEA operatives in a good light>identity/motivation of the killers/kidnappersAre you some retard who thinks something is only political when it explicitly mentions a politician or something?
>>223184077>Remember when Sound of Freedom wasNo, I hadn't even heard of that film before today because I don't keep up with direct to netflix culture war dross
