That's a fairly small amount of beans for an average person, I'd say. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of beans, but I could easily.
>>223175739I have started to think about that scene at least once per day.
>>223175739That was probably the 14th take though.
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>>223175739For some reason the drink is always the most enticing part of the scene for me
>>223175739What do you think is the exact recipe there?Can any /ck/ fellas help out?
>>223175739that’s a whole skillet full of beans and a loaf of breadI assume the “average” person you’re referring to is a modern era fattie
>>223175739DNEB!
>>223175877the bread looks so good
>>223175739This scene is pure horror kino as someone who fucking hates beans
>>223175934>What do you think is the exact recipe there?That tasting history faggot Max Miller or whatever his name is has the answer
>>223175877What gets me is the cup pouring. Feels like itd easily overflow for how long he does it
>>223176408
What's he drinking, bros?
>>223175877What was he drinking?
>>223176660ninja sake
>>223176314All beans? Lemme guess not refried
LEGUMES, BREAD, ALCOHOL, COFFEE, IS ALL THAT A MAN NEEDS TO SUSTAIN HIS BODY —CIGARETTES ARE RECREATIONAL.
>>223175739You'll be eating beans in the next decade.
>>223175934Mix a can of pinto beans with a can of rotel. Heat through. That's all there is to it. It's a very simple been dish.
the movie is weird and funny the whole thing is on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je6ZUZGKrps
>>223175934Can't be arsed to look it up, but he's told the recipe. Go look it up.
>>223177656>the movie is weird and funnyLiterally only the first fifteen minutes of it. The rest, and the two sequels, are awful.
>>223175877reminder they didnt use sugar for baked beans back then so all of you fat fucks wouldnt like it
>>223176660White wine
>>223178041Are there any decent canned baked beans out there at all? Every time I try one it's 50% sugar.
>>223177656Thats not the same movie
>>223175739I had a can of mixed beans and was gassy for 2 days straightHow did these guys do it...
>>223176329Apparently he's not even a faggot
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>>223178076you're right I confused it with the drinking scene at the bar in this one
>>223175934>Can any /ck/ fellas help out?Don't know about the beans, but for me, it's the McChicken
>>223178063you can rinse them off a little or make your own
>>223175877I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
>>223178063get them in tomato sauce instead
>>223178116he literally puts his chad bwc in his beaner husbands beanhole nightly
>>223175739I'd eat a double helping of beans after spending a day on the hot sun checking on fences that keep my vast herds in place.It's my livelihood and it is incredibly rewarding to sit down and eat after it's been managed for the day
>>223178085I assume if you eat enough beans on a daily basis, your gut flora eventually learns to deal with it.
>>223178063make your own.recipe:>pinto beans - soak them then cook them>49%sugar>tomato>1% sugar
>>223178085>No job shift Saturday & Sunday>Eat le epic Terence & Bud beans Friday night>Gas my house for the next two days straight like there's no tomorrowI love the smell of gas in the morning.
>>223178085they had teeth and gut bacteria since they lived on food instead of chemical poison paste.food was broken down and digested.
>>223175739Apparently the Trinity westerns were significantly more popular than any of the Clint Eastwood/Sergio Leone films within Italy. So most of the cheap Spaghetti Westerns that followed were trying to replicate the success of Trinity.
>>223178063If you want a little sugar but to still taste the beans and not have your throat coated in corn syrup to the point you're drowning, try "pork 'n beans". There is no pork, I think they just have a pig breathe on each can or something, but it's much less sugar and a more balanced flavor. Some brands are part tomato sauce and some are just "lighter" baked beans. A lot of times they come in smaller thinner cans you can get in bulk pretty cheap. They're good on sausages or hot dogs, like chili.
>>223175934chili peppers, olive oil, tomato sauce, onions, salt, pepper, an pinto beans. fry the onions and then cook everthing until beans are tender. stated by the actor himself.Not very interesting. There are much better cowboy bean recipes. Throw in some browned ground beef, garlic, fried bacon, and a bit of brown sugar.
>>223178224I have teeth but yea I do eat (and drink lol) basically slop paste. I'm pretty sure it's plastic or at least it used to be.
>>223178085eat beans every day.the gas goes away after a few weeks as your body gets used to eating real food and not processed goyslop.
>>223178063Rinse out the sauce using a strainer
>>223175934look up “fagioli all'uccelletto”, very similar but the one in the movie was also spicy
Has no one find a way to capitalize on all the gas produced by eating beans? I mean, methane has various commercial uses right?
>>223178323Rosemary and thyme. Really an and/or, but thyme here is the biggie; it really brings a unifying note to chili recipes I don’t often hear stated. Rosemary, being very earthy, vibes well here as it does in so many things, but rosemary really shines when you can throw in a bright, acidic counterpoint e.g. cilantro. The bacon and brown sugar speaks against it here however, but the rosemary alone would still play. It’s so gentle and beautiful.
>>223178041Bro, HE didn't like it. He literally said, "The beans weren't much good, anyway."Have you actually seen the movie or did you just watch a gif?
>>223175820It was one take only and Terence fasted for a day before filming it
>>223175761Thinkin' about thos beens?
>>223178173yeah but that's not gay to dominate another male
>>223179692What about dominating the bean gasses?
>>223181602Max had Jose on a high fiber/low gas diet. Max is an alpha gay
I made a similar bean stew with habaneros and had the most burning diarrheas for several days and I just kept eating them beans because beans taste pretty good.
>>223176296That's how you know it's filmed in Italy.
>>223175877Is it bad if I want to fuck him?t. girl
beans and lentils are kino
>>223178713He, like 90% of this board, are under 25. None of them watch movies before 2015.
>>223181861>t.girlPost chromosomes with timestamp or GTFO
>>223178259Some of these are funny. Aki Kaurismäki is the less succesful director brother in his own country and no one outside of Finland has ever heard that he even has a brother.
>>223175877Kino. How come you never see actors actually eating anymore?
>>223181744Awful to think about. Fuck you for posting this.
>>223181890lol we're all 35+ here little dude
>>223181789>Eat western beankino from your fav spaghetti western regularly>Guarantee diarrhea for the next day or two>Your fart occasionally turn into liquid shit so you waste a couple of underwears everytime>Gas production increase to dangerous level>You are literally contribooting to ozone depletion endangering the planet>Your house smell llike a fumarole for a weekSuch is the life of a beankino appreciator
>>223181744max miller is married. YOU aren't.
Living in Asia you don't really get beam stew as part of your diet unless you go to an Americana/Mexico restaurant. We don't even have canned beans over here
>>223182085Two men can’t be married. It’s literally not possible in the eyes of God. Your certificate is a meaningless as scraps of used toilet paper.
>>223182027Too many takes. They become ill. Back then an actor could finish a damn scene.
>>223181861I had to spend my childhood listening to how my mom AND grandmother wanted to fuck him so it seems like a perfectly natural reaction
>>223176660he tried the wine
>>223182070>>Your fart occasionally turn into liquid shit so you waste a couple of underwears everytimeThis is insane. It can't possibly happen to anyone more than once per batch of beans.
>>223175934Here's a recipe for cowboy pork and beans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWT1EDwmv0
>>223181744>High fiber diet>Your shit is now diamond>The crust become impenetrable>No more gay sexMaybe he's actually a rare case of based faggot.
did klaus kinski eat?i know klaus kinski does whatever he damn well pleases but did he eat for scenes?
>>223182183Every bean can should be sold with an extra free underwear wrapped around the can. Would be kino.
>>223182238every individual bean? are you insane?
>>223178063>Are there any decent canned baked beans out there at all? Every time I try one it's 50% sugar.Just add more beans you fucking dumbass, the fiber will cut the effect of the sugar..
>>223182254One can of beans, one free underwear.Or one gas mask. You can choose between the two. Kino.
I won't buy rice by the poundI demand a unit price per grainIn bulk, of course
>>223182277>Gas maskGas mask filter is more realistic. Gas mask to navigate your house (turned into a gas field after the beans can usage) are sold separately.
>>223175739Do people really go to restaurants and ask for a pan of beans and a loaf of bread?
>>223181861It'd be bad if you didnt>>223178030Im like 25 minutes in and ita been as good as most westerns
>>223182439And a bottle of wine, yes.
>>223178054Cowboy beans closer to a chili, so red whine would have been better, but I suppose beggars can't be choosers.
>>223178041they had molasses
>>223182579did you say beggars
>>223175934These beans seem vegetarian and I think thats good but I think that the best version I have ever made that is similar has chorizo. You just slice it up into cubes or chunks and fry it, add beans and tomato puree, season with some sort of chilli mixture and whatever else you like and let it simmer for 15-30 minutes depending on how mushy you like it, then eat with good white bread.
