Nice Hiss EditionPreviously, on /trek/: >>223168390
star trek sex with shran
That last thread only had 14 constructive posts about star trek
crust busting star trek sex with .. ?
>>223178736List them.
Computer. Generate me Season 5 of Enterprise, and the ENT movies.
DS9 remains my favorite Trek series. It simply has the best characters. But if I want to watch a trek episode it has to be TOS or TNG. Voy is good background trek. And ENT is good for wiping my bussy with.
>>223179481hear hear
>>223179481>ENT is good for wiping my bussy withwhy are shrannies like this
>>223178736And none of them were (You).
Just saw this audio book ad in old magazine:"Lwaxana Troi is determined to teach Q a lesson in love that he will never forget..." Could be... LOL? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxiDFHB7eMg
>>223179845Make it so.
>>223173211wesley is really hot in the later seasons
>>223178687star trek sex with wesley
there's probably not even a square inch of these rooms that isn't untainted by cum
>>223179845
Bread
>>223181307How much gash would I get at cons with this?
>>223181816The same amount you are currently receiving.
>i eat how i mate
>>223182944Badar did nothing wrong.
>>223180518The cum like all matter left behind in the holodeck is converted to energy and powers the ship
>>223182944Rarely?
>>223182944I like my coffee like I like my women: frigid and bitter.
>>223183295The ship runs on deuterium collected in space as the ship travels and dilithium crystals which are mined. All waste matter is broken down into its base elements and sent to the replicator.
I like my coffee like I like my women: smuggled from Yemen.
>>223178666I've decided I'm gonna watch the entire series from start to finish over the next few months. Should I bother trying to track down BD and DVD rips or just bite the bullet and pay the jew fee for Paramount?
>>223183582Strictly speaking the dilithium is just there to keep the matter and antimatter in a controlled collision to generate energy for warp. The crystals are a wear item and also need realignment but it's not something the ship burns for fuel. I don't think Kurtzman gets that.
>>223178736But did you see the sex with shran post? Lol, isn't it so fucking funny, still, after all this time? Lmao.
>>223183582>doesn't into matter energy conversionWhat a retard.
I like my coffee like I like my women: I pay extra to have them covered in cat shit.
>>223178687
>>223183636When did he become a jedi?
>>223183653That's a culinary laser scalpel.
I like my coffee like my women: bought and consumed by the Japanese.
I like my coffee like I like my women: K Cup!
I like my coffee like I like my women: the result of plantation slave labor
>>223183704>80% to NipponThe remaining JBM consumption: one bad bitch named Januwayu-sama.
>>223183627Why would you waste any matter that can be used to replicate food and tools when your nacelles passively collect the exact matter you need while travelling through space?
>>223183784I dont think the scale of space would make passive collection worthwhile except in a nebula. Which is where the coffee is, which I like like my women.
>>223178736Then stop making fucking generals you fucking retards
>>223183822>Then stop making fucking generalsWe only need one general around here.
It's time for /trek/ to become a board so we can deliberate on the best way to like our coffee and our women.
>>223183822This is a schizo containment thread.
>>223178736When I try to talk about Star Trek I fall in love!
>>223183895>First meeting of the incel council, 2254, colorized
>>223177937Yeah, I'm lost too, what's the joke here. He's nowhere to be found, and when he's there... we don't see his face? I did chuckle a little seeing Riker there as the cook.
>>223183928>BE IT RESOLVED that the Council likes its coffee like it likes its women: elevating heart rates.
>Sir, it seems they are at war again. This "Dominion" seems even more ruthless than the Klingons. Shall we intervene?>Nah. I'm cool.
>>223184000The Dominion war was necessary to bring the Federation and Klingon Empire closer together, exactly as the Organians predicted
>>223184000Post-organian refractory period dude.
More like /cum/ if you ask me
RIGHT AND LEFT GRAND
>>223184000youre supposed to ignore all these inconsistencies. otherwise you would be forced to conclude that ds9 sucks
>>223184416blasphemy
>>223179845It's actually pretty decent
>>223183611>I don't think Kurtzman gets that.> Just one of the many, many, many, many, many things Kurtzman doesn't get about Star Trek
>>223184458>BlasFemyThis has to stop anon you’re out of control
>>223185004Oh hey lil buddy! Back for another swing eh. You can do it. Just like how Rom got Leeta. Batter up, Casanova!I do think Ferengi would make great baseball players. They're small, fast and dextrous. Similar to the Japanese and Dominicans and those fuckers are baseball elves.
>>223184943You know how "I fucking love science" pop culture always compares the replicators to 3D printers when they're a completely different principle?In nutrek, replicators are literally just futuristic 3D printers, they "build" objects the same way, when in proper Trek they're supposed to be similar to the transporter.
>>223185164>In nutrek, replicators are literally just futuristic 3D printers, they "build" objects the same way,This started in ENT with the infamous pecan pie sequencer.
>>223185142Shh
He's hunting wabbits.
Be warned. The wabbits... hunt back.
Goddamn season 1 of TNG really sucked.
>The Sound of Her VoiceMan, they were really bargaining on this character being more interesting and charismatic than she actually was for the whole plot to revolve around her
>>223185243it has some really terrible eps but theyre not the ones people usually think are bad like code of honor or angel one.
>>223185291Debra Wilson is interesting and charismatic idk how they managed to fuck that up
>>223185186Elaborate. I don't remember multiple lasers building the slice from the bottom up.
>>223185366>it's 'that' Debra WilsonHoly shit
Stop taking pictures of me in public fucking Redditors
>>223185501Reminds me of getting put on Vine in middle school.
>>223185366its her fault for not showing tits, as always.
>>223183644that thing in the background and the lighting of the shot makes it look like Dukat has an Andorian earstalk
>>223183718based
>>223185501god damn those are some hairy arms
>>223185291>It's ironic, but when we watched the finished episode it seems to us that the twist, that she was back in time, was just thrown in to make the ending different. But that was the core concept of the pitch!lol, can't win 'em all>In 2018, Vulture rated "The Sound of Her Voice" the eighth best episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.Oh
another interesting and wonderful star trek thread!I love Star Trek!
>>223185836but do you love Starfleet
I love Rick and Morty!! Wubbalubbadubdub!!!!
>>223186012but do you love kino
>>223186025Up against the wall
good morning I love Weyoun
>>223186025this looks very fucked up like his arm is not his arm but some kind of growth coming out of his neck or the back of his head
>>223186044Shh
>>223186098Illogical.
>>223186025>>223186176Name me every character in this show now.
>>223186193JRRooSprocket
>>223186491erm you forgot the best character Star (pet)
>>223178065>They let Nog keep his Ferengi headress when he joined the AcademyI'm pretty sure he removes it later on, no explanation given.
>>223185243They're good TOS episodes. They kept the spirit and that's all I need.
>>223186738the horta is the best pet
>>223186849Calm down BF it isn’t that serious. Just be yourself
>>223186849fair point sucks, code of honor sucks, the rest are ok.
>>223185231I’m not hunting anyone I’m not a criminal calm down schizo I’m sorry I called you an idiot or something. You were probably being one. Try not to poop your pants or anything
Eat the stew, crewman
>>223186868Arguable
pls no bully
What's the connection between star trek and furries?
>>223187216gene was a freak in the 70s, went to japan and all of a sudden theres catgirls and tentacles everywhere
>>223187145Stop pretending to be a woman on the internet. Drink some water
Meow
>>223187241>gene was a freakIn the 2nd episode of TNG they turned Data into a sex bot.
>>23989586Wait a minute…
>>223186993Why is it bad again?
>>223187521far point is super obvious of a mystery and code of honor is boring.
>>223186993The Wesley centric s1 episodes all suck too.I'll defend Farpoint though, it sucks but it's a good kind of suck
Peak is on the telly
When did you start maining /trek/?
How do you guys trekmax in your daily life?I always perform Picard maneuver whenever I stand up from sitting in a chair.I'm also considering working in the iconic Riker over the backrest chair mount action.I'm not very tall though so it may not be a reliable strategy in all situations.
>>223187850Everywhere else is filled with political BS.
>The prop flute, which cannot actually be played, was originally estimated to have a sale price of US$300 (equivalent to $479 in 2025), and was thought to be a possible item for "[f]ans with more modest budgets">The final bid for the flute at the auction was US$40,000. Including the additional 20% fee Christie's collected on all items from the winning bidder, the total price for the flute was $48,000 (equivalent to $76,659 in 2025).lol whoops
>>223187632Thats not Treshhold.
>>223187903I follow a strict rutine of weekly activities. Today was bills, cleaning the kitchen, bake bread, walk my dog, work out.
>>223187903Day dream about my waifu.
>>223187339You okay lil buddy? Sounds like you're in the bargaining stage of grief right now. Try doing some yoga to realign your chakhras.
>Encounter at FarpointQ>The Naked Nowdata fucks>Code of HonorYar is a woman>The Last Outpostriker is a badass>Where No One Has Gone Beforegrooming wesley>Lonely Among Uscrusher is very bad at her job>Justicewesley crusher must die>The Battleracist picard begins>Hide & Qmore Q>Havenbetazoids are sex freaks>The Big Goodbyeholodeck malfunctions are fun>Datalorelore >Angel Oneriker liberates the manlets>11001001bynars are neat>Too Short A Seasonthe makeup is fine>When The Bough BreaksEveryone needs an understanding of basic calculus, whether they like it or not>Home Soilugly giant bags of mostly water>Coming of Ageyou must be racist to get into starfleet>Heart Of Gloryworf is always wrong, part 17 of 285>The Arsenal Of FreedomSchiavelli kino>Symbiosisdrugs can make you feel good>Skin Of Evilfuck you, armus is cool>We'll Always Have Parispicard fucks>Conspiracyscorpion go boom>The Neutral Zonesonny fucks crusher
>>223188241>sonny fucks crusherLies, shes a virgin.
>>223188104Oh yeah.
>>223188241easy does it.
>>223187850X-out-/trek/Eight years here but I tend to come and go now. I spent years on this site teaching people how to properly sharpen knives in a general I founded and maintained with no assistance other than necrobumps from a Pepsidelivery driver and constant competing threads that had to be pruned. They weren’t competing threads like /trek/ has they were casuals that only came to /out/ asking how to sharpen their pocket knife. Eventually draft dodging Ukrainians revolted because traditional Scandinavian puukkos are convexed flat micros and they were shills for Mora. Always were. X used to be cool. The day the “alien” was posted and it “shut down the site” it changed. Tourists came from everywhere and stayed for a meme and the signal was lost. The 2016 election then destroyed X and out completely. Q-anon and everything. I was more invested in this website during my time on x than any other time. I was on heroin and highly educated for a sixteen year old. I was extremely skeptical. We would talk about the stuff the my talk about in congress now and make fun of the schizos. Until they overran us. Good times. Being the “schizo” here has not lost its irony on me
>>223188789Came here to post this
>>223188789Quit calling Twitter "X" you spastic, Elon ruined the site more than the election did.
>>223188847I’m talking about the board. On the fly fishing forum 4ham
I wish they would remaster the cgi again. It already looks dated.
>>223188877Well when you use the proper formatting for /out/ and /trek/, you can understand my confusion when you don't write /x/ the same way.
I will NOT suffer anymore TNG s1 slander. It's fine and blows modern tv slop completely out of the water.
>>223188954closerCLOSER
>>223188921Never /x/You can even do /x or x/ but it is x and never /x/ and anyone that “mained it” when it was actually usable can tell you that
>>223188954Season 1 Wesley is an entertainment vacuum.I like most of season 1 though. It is clearly inferior to seasons 3-6 if you have to be honest.I'd still gladly watch s1 over any nutrek and it isn't even remotely close
>>223188789>. I was on heroin and highly educated for a sixteen year old.You clearly didn't pay attention to your D.A.R.E. training
>>223189048Fascinating, thank you for this historical data.
>>223189052>Season 1 Wesley is an entertainment vacuum.So he'll suck like a hoover for your entertainment?
>>223189128He is a generation defining wunderkind who could suck a Breen off through his spacesuit
>>223188893I prefer the original both aesthetically and historically.
>>223188921You’re not really meant to box in out either. For obvious reasons. And the crossover between those boards is very extreme. They will tell you it’s one board and argue about worshiping pine straw or whatever. Didn’t used to be like that
star trek sex with leeta
star trek sex with david corwin
>>223189742
I like Star Trek but I love TNG
set phasers to exploration
>>223181307Honestly I would buy and wear it if I could find one.
>>223183895>The Legion of Doom IN SPACE
Chocolate TainSome stay dry and others feel the painChocolate TainMy son says your pant inseam was taken in
>>223189949I linked new and stayed on topic for two years before the initial revolt
>>223188325she was before sonny got hold of her
>>223189949>I move away from the mic to [REDACTED]
Chocolate RainThe school books say it can't be here againChocolate RainThe prisons make you wonder where it went*moves away from the holomic to breathe in*
>>223189721Name 3 characters on ds9 who didn't
I’m all lost on the promenadeQuark won’t let me drink for freeI came in here for that special offerA chance to see the Emissary
>>223190037Weyoun, Odo and Morn (unconfirmed)
Did Odo and Kira fuck? Did we ever figure out how Odo's penis works? Is he like a Ken doll, or can he just have whatever penis he wants? When he cums is it cum, or is it just like actually bits of himself like the goo he turns into at night?
>>223190099>odo Odo has been inside everyone on the station >MornShe literally singles him out to say how cure he is
>>223190117>Did Odo and Kira fuck?Yes> can he just have whatever penis he wants?Yes>When he cums is it cum, or is it just like actually bits of himself like the goo he turns into at night?Bits of himself, but he probably doesn't ejaculate at all.They were probably doing freaky shit though, like Odo reverting to his liquid state and going into Kiras bajussy
To offer the trekkies safe haven within chan space is suicide. trekkies would become ritual posting trash of the site. And if we dismantle the /tv/ containment general, we'd be defenceless before an aggressive fanbase with a foothold on our territory. The opportunity here is to bring them to their knees. Then we'll be in a far better position to dictate terms.
>>223190156So like if Odo cums in your mouth are you eating Odo?
>>223190117You do remember me haha I remember being met with the full force of the /trek/ law when I posted this all those years ago. This post was the Trojan horse. What have I done B?
>>223190167>The opportunity here is to bring them to their kneeswhat do you think star trek sex with shran is all about, anon
>>223190037Thot Gar, although he came on DS9 to sign the peace treaty so unconfirmed.The Jem'Hadar collectivelyO'Brien as part of his suffering`
>>223190117All these new friends don’t understand how academic we all were then. By the book. This was an extremely off color thing to say and completely derailed the thread back then. People lost concentration in the middle of essays. Now it’s quaint
>>223189846TNG needed more space combat like that.And I do mean like THAT, where everything is nice and weighty feeling.Not a million pewpews firing in every direction with the camera zooming and flipping all over the place like nu-Trek.
>>223188893It already looked pretty dated at the time.Hobbyists can do better today than they were doing in 2006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR8gUr6VOpkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc0apDn-FM4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4ifTaRbLQBit ropey but it's done with a physical model so it gets extra points:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7zMp4ZGBkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF9FrdZ0yg8and just because I like how it looks:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoUmJ439nDs
>>223190178I said that too, that’s what I asked you when you asked me to be serious and academic. You’ve been in the archive trying to figure me out
﮳>>223189949Was Garak gay because he got molested?
>>223190476>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc0apDn-FM4This one pretty much nailed it. Pretty cool what Blenderbros can achieve these days.
>>223190522It was just part of his deceptive act. Or was it?
Is Barclay a predator?
>>223190522He defs had daddy issues. I doubt Tain actually touched his little Cardy D though. He just locked Garak in the closet
>>223190712I don't know. Is he?
>>223190712A holo predator only, barely counts
What position would you be on the D?
>>223190811Ice cream artisan
﮳>>223190811I don't like your phrasing mister Are you on dope
>>223190811second assistant to the self-sealing stem bolt desealer
>>223190811Downward facing dog.
Chudbros??
>>223190811Noone truly knows but I supply the crew with real Cardassian Kanar
>>223190966Snoodbros? Stfu indian marketer where have you been the kast ten years. This awnser is obvious
>>223185501wolfman?
>>223190928We already have one of those. Best I can do is face down, ass up.
>>223190966Please you call that a gap between your teeth? Fucking amateur hour over here.
hello /trek/it's good to see you on top of the first pagebest of the best
star trek rape with ro
>>223191010We can't all be the big beefaroni.
Star Trek News:Television & Film Projects:>All Nutrek shows are ending>Maybe a movie or something someday>fans are upscaling DS9>Gene's son and the Roddenberry Archive are using AI to create episodes from unproduced scriptsVideo Games:>Ro Laren survival horror game : Shadow FrontierMerch:>Nacelle's Wave 2 ships by the end of the year (Generations Kirk, Year of Hell Janeway, Sailor Worf, Sailor Geordi, T'Pol, Valeris, Romulan COmmander, Carol Marcus, Nog, Bem)>Nacelle's Wave 3 ships mid 2027 (TOS bridge crew)>Numbskull Galileo Shuttlecraft up for preorder>Exo-6 figures up for preorder (Captain Spock, Dying Captain Spock, Environmental Suit Spock, O'Brien & Transporter Console, Deluxe Commander Will Riker, Beyond Dr. McCoy)>NECA Ben Cooper Star Trek wave in stores now (Kirk, Spock, and a Klingon)>8" Beast Kingdom Picard up for pre-order/trek/ board status:>senior ranking posters are to report to the captain's ready room to explain the state of this thread
>>223178666Mike Stoklasa said the original Star Trek was bad because it had too many White people and bad special effects. But he did say it could be improved with Ai. Is he right?
>>223191235No. Star Trek doesn’t need Ai. Star Trek is art, not slop.
>>223191235who?
>>223191235I stopped supporting RLM after they donated money to Israel
Start Trek: End Generation
>>223191010I think you’re cute. You helped me understand what I did wrong on some level just now. I complain about the thread being degenerate but i shepherd the degenerates here and ran off all your studious friends because i was jealous and stupid. Probably even crazy. And I probably still am. Do you have anything else constructive to tell me? Can you just say it? I understand these are my comeuppance but I’m not as clever as you I might not learn my lesson. Spell it out for my dumb ass. Give /trek/ an exorcism
>>223191235>Mike Stoklasa said the original Star Trek was bad because it had too many White people and bad special effects.>But he did say it could be improved with Ai. Is he right?No. Mike is just a gay liberal retard who is loved JJ Abrams Star Trek movie. You should never take anything he says seriously.
>>223191235>>223191269Wouldn’t the holodecks count as AI in Star Trek?
>>223191334Stfu faget
>>223191334>Spell it out for my dumb ass.You will only earn her love when you show her you have spilt blood. Blood for par'mach, no blood for p'tak.
>>223191352Yes. And Holodecks keep messing up and killing people. Just like AI.
>>223178736Better than average, maybe even new record
64/79 done with TOS production order (my first Trek).Very much enjoying the ride. S3 is getting a little batshit but I’m glad that the worst of it still has something for me.Excited to try TAS and the movies next.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES
>>223183605If you care about getting the original 60s effects for the first series you’ll need the rips, P+ only has the CG remasters.
>>223187915She looks like someone who would murder her children.
it was a better than average, maybe even new record hazard
>>223191570At least Sisko wouldn't let her get away with it no matter what
>>223191235i had to turn that video off bc he was babbling about utter nonsense for like the first 20 minutes instead of actually talking about TOS
>>223188998In the very first episode comes the admission that their show fell far short of the hype.
>>223178736there's constructive and there's constructivea fifteen chapter post about the technical feasibility of warp travel considering new breathroughs at cern might be neat but at heart /trek/ will always be more invested in BF's iconic tooth gapwe've liked it since before nutrek started, after seven shows all debuted and were cancelled we still like, it's the way it'll always benutrek spammers have never understood the spirit of /trek/ and only harm the community
>>223191680>BF's iconic tooth gapIt's called the Typhon Expanse.
I'm a hell of a helmsman. I can thread a heavy cruiser at maximum impulse right thru BF's gap even while under fire from several Maquis raiders.
How much water does the holodeck consume?
Best Power Couple in Trek?
>>223191895
>>223192088gross.
Old and Busted: GarashirThe New Hotness: Quodo
You have to admit that the Xindi plot was a bit tasteless to do so soon after 9/11.
Can Odo change the taste of his cum at will? Asking for a friend.
Are there any Star Trek episodes about predators?
>>223192251The Killing Game, they're called Hirogen in Trek
>>223192209Are you stuck like this? It’s been like ten years can you snap out of it?
>>223191895>Best Power Couple in Trek?The starboard one off Jeffries Tube 7, deck 42.
>>223192170Strike while the steel is hot, that's what I say
>>223192363If it ain't broke don't fix it...which is what Odo probably also says about the taste of his cum.
>>223192147I like the episode where they get stranded and have to climb a mountain and Odo somehow has a broken leg despite being made entirely of apricot preserves. I would like to take you on a hike but you think I’m a gang banging black crip white nationalist fba agent or something im not even sure. I did a little bit of trolling
>>223192209Odo can't. Laas absolutely can. >>223192363It's an important question. I bet Armus' cum tastes like liquorice. Q's cum tastes like pop rocks. Kevin Uxbridge tastes like a Laphroaig, neat.
star trek, i say i say
>>223192521I'm so jealous of him.
>>223192170Was Spielberg's War of the Worlds, which was released two years later (June 2005) and clearly drew from 9/11 imagery also in poor taste? What about Cloverfield (January 2008), which was even more explicitly modelled after 9/11, positioning itself like a sort of American equivalent to Godzilla as a response to the nuke... Where is the cut-off?
>>223192505Is this the last time Star Trek had mass cultural influence? I don’t see SNL making NuTrek parodies.
Klingon cum tastes like Pepto bismol. Bolian cum tastes like Milk of Magnesia. Breen cum tastes like soured Ecto Cooler. Tholian cum is gaseous but smells like lemon Pledge.Cardassian cum has overtones of tobacco, sandalwood and rich Corinthian leather.Bajoran cum tastes like ceviche.
>tfw Toonami pulled 0079 because of 9/11
>>223192630They did one based on Discovery that basically made fun of zoomer fragility. https://youtu.be/XZps0fR5TE4
>>223192679Is that why they stopped playing it? Because Garma flew a purple 747 into the White Base?
>>223183605The BDs are a great dollar:hour value.
>>223192679Gundam cum tastes like 2-stroke engine oil. Evangelion cum tastes like biodiesel. Cybertronian cum tastes like WD-40. Macross cum tastes like protoflower infused gin.
https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/star-trek-generations-kirk-death-ad-libwhat is the point of this articleit says a whole bunch of nothing
>>223192811trick retards into spending valuable time on their website. Seems it worked
>>223192757I think they confused Lalah with an Afghani woman.
>>223192811AI content farms looking for popular or clickable tags.
>>223192792Liar. Evangelion can't cum because it has ED from depression meds.
>>223192837but the attackers were Saudi and Egyptian not Afghan
>>223192871I never said the people at Cartoon Network were smart.
>>223192871They all worship Allah
>>223192209>Can Odo change the taste of his cum at will?Odo has no taste buds, so he has no understanding of taste.Odo can't even cum, he has no sexual organs.
>>223191154>senior ranking posters are to report to the captain's ready room to explain the state of this threadUntil BF stops using that athlete's foot spray that kills the spores i leave in her shoes at night i shan't participate in improving it.
>>223192871>but the attackers were Saudi and Egyptian
>>223192908as everyone should
>>223192956plants and fungi are different things
>all the stars are here
>The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to lower interest rates and eliminate debt.
>>223192654forward deployed cum sommelier, we salute you
Which Star Trek races have the biggest clits? The ones that make you uncomfortable if oral sex is requested.
>>223192993trek culture
>>223193048>requestedyour'e gay
>>223193048>Which Star Trek races have the biggest clits? The ones that make you uncomfortable if oral sex is requested.What do you think "dom-jot" actually is?
>>223192966>doesn't mention it being made from high-quality veloursloperators have no creative ambition
>>223193048You know what? I'm gonna say Human, but Troi's mom and Moogie both have an usually large clit.
Sheliaks are all clit and their cum tastes like coq au vin
>>223190843Those jiggling spoons, lol.
>>223193231>jiggling spoonsWhat is "Cardassia Prime's best gentleman's club," Alex?
>>223170795 >>223170857It's not AI just lot of real footage with 3D rendering.
>>223193265Cardassia Prime's best gentleman's club is the bedroom of Gul Dukat's mother.
>>223193265Cardies don't like being called "spoon" so, no, retard. That could very well be a strip club on pretty much any other planet though sorry you lose
>>223192981Biollante's warp capable form is made of energy spores, notably at the end of GvB when she flies off into space and you see that Erika is still in there. According to the notes she is smiling because her intangible spore form is far more tolerable to inhabit than the stage 2 tentacle monster most people think of. The original plot would have added about two hours; Godzilla is freaking out because her vines are consuming fissile materials throughout the crust while her spores are eating residual fallout which will eventually starve him. The fact that the G-Cells used to make her gives her a psychic connection to him doesn't help, all he can hear is Erika screaming constantly in his head.The guy was a dentist not a botanist
>>223193305They can call each other that as long as they don't use the hard R.
Get bent, spoonhead
>>223193324Okay but certain plants have spores - namely ferns - but an athlete's foot spray wouldn't affect it since they are not fungal spores. So she'd need to be spraying her shoes with a glyphosate or other herbicide,which would be weird, but on brand for her.
i have been watching X-Files keeping an eye out for any Trek guys. so far I've only noticed one, the commander guy whose kid was killed in The First Duty
>>223191235maybe watch his video for once first? Stop lying you fuck.
>watch RLMno
>>223193377I ain't spraying my Evangelion shoes with anything.
Would you let him cuck you?
>>223192422I think “it” is broken. When I got here it was a wall of essays, you would call the high quality posters schizos and tell them to be quiet. Now you beg people to say something. Anything. So yes /trek/ is completely broken down. I remember watching all the people who built this place salute and leave one at a time. You have nothing here. And you miss me when I’m gone. You call me your Nick Mullen hologram and clarify you’re only interested in pegging me, but if you’re saving yourself for marriage that sounds like compromise. We’re fixing you already check us out
>>223193447I mean a little Scotch guard will help prevent scuffs, stains and of course the accursed Scotch from sticking to your shoes.
>>223193515No
>>223193519What about Tang? Will it get the Tang out?
>>223193494>saving yourself for marriageThesis: saving yourself for marriageAntithesis: saving for a rainy day Synthesis: it's like rain on your wedding dayisn't that ironic? Don't get poisoned by irony, anon. Otherwise you'll end up like David Foster Wallace (picrel)
star trek sex with the doomsday machine
>>223193552>Wuyes>PoonNo
>>223192283Context, or is it exactly what it looks like?
>>223193594The Hirogen could have been an expansion and improvement over the Yautja instead of a gay knockoff.
>>223193590What about Pootie?
>>223193574I have a lot of forskin. With blue paint we could make this happen.
>>223193615You'd need to use a solution of baking soda, water, and crushed dolomite.
>>223184000>Instead wasting her time travel card to blow up the wormhole in the past and saving billions of lives averting the Dominion War, she goes back in time to save a handful of Voyager's crew and give the Borg a punch in the nose.
>>223193631>I have a lot of forskinI'm imagining a snood
>>223193680The borg are more dangerous than goo
>>223193574Doomsday Machine is one of the few things they made worse with the remaster.
>>223193702all the cgi is worse than the orginal effects. they should redo the cgi again now that its good enough to replicate the original effects.
What program were you running, hooman?
>>223193680>billions of livesthe deaths were in the thousands. the founders dont want to rule over a wasteland.
Replace one word in a movie or television title with 'Star Trek'
>>223193771Star Trek Trek: The Motion Picture
>>223193771Sine your Star Trek on the runny kine
>>223193771A Fish Called Star Trek
>>223193771The Good, the Bad Star Trek the Ugly
why didnt starfleet adopt any aldean technology?
>>223193771Star Trek Night Raw
>>223193771The Man Who Would Be Star Trek
>>223193915It made them sterile - bad radiation. Plus I don't think they knew how to reverse engineer it - the custodian handled everything and was breaking down.
>>223193771Star Trek: The Next Star Trek
>>223193771Guess Who's Coming To Star Trek
>>223193567There are many levels of irony to be sure. Like Shrek, or and onion. I called BF ugly ironically. I destroyed /trek/ ironically because she didn’t appreciate it. And if the poster is a dude, I ran off the girl he pretends to be, ironically, but getting her to ironically claim things she doesn’t mean and then ironically threatening to call law enforcement every time she posted. Ironically. I hope. I’m trying to devise an antidote
star trek sex with malcolm and hayes
>>223193771I Remember the Star Trek
Is being assimilated by a Borg Drone a form of rape? (and what does their sperm smell like?)
>>223194034>There are many levels of irony to be sureYes but Fe-56 is the most stable.
>>223193845If you’re only gonna be a bitch to me I’m gonna start telling people I got a new bitch. Okay? That’s how we read that down here. Like I’m responsible for keeping you fucked good or something run up on me then
>>223193771Star Wars: A New Star Trek
When arbitrarily I decided to do this a week ago I realized I didn't have the films, so I went onto eBay and bought the 10 film DVD box set. DVD: the next generation of home entertainment (after VHS).I wasn't gonna post this photo but then I remembered that I could show off the only piece of Star Trek merch I own: this Phaser universal remote that I got at an estate sale or something. It hypothetically works, unfortunately I only got it after my final CRT imploded on me and it doesn't work with these crappy new flatscreens. I put some batteries in it when I first got it and it made the sound effects, but when I tried it out again just now only the LED came on. Still a nice piece.Today's episode is The Enemy Within, see you in an hour.>>223194189LOL
>>223194176It's okay lil buddy. She'll love you next thread, unless you're bald because chicks hate the Norwood Reapers victims.
>>223194124It absolutely is a rape allegory which is why Picard had TV-friendly PTSD after the Locutius incident.
>>223194323I clearly offended you at some point. Why don’t we start over?
>>223193771Star Trek and Louise
>>223194488Capital idea old chap!>>223194546>>223194546>>223194546
>>223194564i am not old. i hate you.
>>223194488beta faggot wimp
>>223194678I thought we were starting over, lil buddy.
>>223194748I AM NOT LITTLE! I HATE YOUUUUUU!
>>223193771The Hobbit: An Unexpected Star Trek
