If you were Raditz, what would you do here?
Fire ki blast from my ass.
>>223180581probably go "aaaaarrrrrrgh!"
>>223180581buttsex
>>223180581I wouldn't do anything, I would listen to what Goku had to say, which no one did
I would die I guess
>>223180601If they could shoot mouth beams then why couldn't they
he could easily just use his fluffy tail to tickle goku's nose to make him sneeze
reach around and tickle his butthole
>>223180601Nappa managed to pull off a mouth beamradditz should've done the same
>>223180581Start twerking
>>223180965Radditz was a shitter. But to be fair Picollo fired a ki blast from his mouth during the same fight against a saibaman even before Nappa does. And King Picollo shot lasers from his fucking eyes.
>>223180581FLY UP!
>>223180581Fall backwards
>>223180581You put your arms straight up and use all your body weight to drop down
>>223180581Shit violently.
>>223180747That is a fucking like, they were yelling ten minutes for every punch.
>>223180581Arms up, spin and guillotine Goku while throwing ourselves into our knees. Throw my legs back getting on tip of my fingers. From here I go either to a d'arce choke or let go and take his back to choke him from behind. Piccolo is aiming to shoot, but I'd just dodge since it's a slow ass technique.
>>223181458>like
Do a barrel roll
>>223180581If it was me it wouldn’t have gone down like that
>>223180581>goku stop I've seen the error in my ways, let's be brothers
>>223181442This but unironically. Pissing and shitting yourself (and on them) is the fastest way to repulse a grappler and get them to release you.
>>223180581HMMSHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A
>>223180581fly away?
>>223180581Why do Saiyans have awful hairlines?
Backflip
For me its fem saiyans
>>223180581fly higher and all over the place so piccolo cant aim at youit not like they need to do anything special or need their limbs to fly
rotate my analog sticks anticular to goku rotating his analog sticks
>>223180581Offer to suck Goku's dick and eat his shit.
>>223180581Probably die. Is there any way out of that hold other than hopelessly flailing your legs around?
>>223180601This.
>>223180581Why didn't he just fly away?
>>223180581
>>223183839hey that's just launch!
>>223180581It's crazy how fast the plot moves forward early on compared to later. The whole Raditz arc concludes in 5 episodes. Then they just draw shit out more and more.
>>223183200Based toad.
fart loudly
>>223180601but then Goku could insert his dick in your ass to counter
>>223180581I would wierd out Goku by going "OMG, are you hard right now? I CAN FEEL YOUR DICK!", and then escape and snap his neck.
>>223180581I would’ve spent years training my tail to be strong and resilient, and I’d use it to crush Goku’s balls.
Why did the saiyans care about conquering planets after Frieza nuked them? Why did they spread out so much that you see one every 50 arcs or noncanon movie?
>>223183839Missed opportunity to make a funny scanner for Tien's 3rd eye, what an unimaginative hack
>>223186562That wouldn't work on Goku. His got the mind of a pre-teen child from his brain injury. Concepts of gay things, grinding on his dick, penis shaming and etc, would just go over his head and you don't have a lot of time to explain to him before Piccolo kills you.
>>223186763>oh yeah dude, if I were in this fictional universe, I would've spent all my time training super hard to be strong>even though IRL I'm a fat lazy piece of shit and never go to the gym
>>223183743its called the kino's peak
>>223186859Does that mean Chi-chi essentially raped him, since he has the mind of a child and doesn't understand how sex works?
>>223186553His own brother?
>>223186864no need to project like that little sis
I get a hair cut, now goku thinks he's about to kill a clone of himself since theyre the exact same character with slight variations of brow thickness and hair length
Special beam cannon is such a cool name. Raditz deserved to die with "Double Sunday" or whatever his shit was called
>>223181458He was only yelling because nobody would listen
>>223183743High test
>>223186936could be worse, you could have the garlic gun LMAO
>>223186859That is the retarded DBS take and should be ignored.
>>223186864I do go to the gym. If I was in a fantasy world where I could train to become superhuman instead of just having a 3pl8 bench you bet your ass I'd spend just about every waking moment training.
>>223181334>>223181388Fly sideways
>>223180581Drive my prehensile tail right up Goku's poop shoot.>You rack the rill of the rarrior
I would give up and befriend my brother, spend a couple of months pretending to be a reformed villain, then, after learning more about Earth and its warriors, I would resume my Sayajin mission as soon as Nappa and Vegeta arrived.
Why did piccolo care?
>>223186859Goku is not immune from social embarrassment. In fact its one of his only weaknesses being a developmentally disabled autist.
>>223187072But then you'd get giant clumps of feces on your tail from the 200 lb. of food Goku digests daily.
>>223187002>loser with no discipline insists just one small thing would change everythingmany such cases
>>223180581https://youtu.be/-RJFCOK8Hwo?t=278
>>223187282You're illiterate bro. I'm already at 1.5/3/4/5, its just that lifting is a hobby as opposed to a profession. If achieving supernatural powers was possible I'd turn it into my whlle life.
>>223183200Goku probably shids himself on the regular, so that wouldn't effect him much, if at all.
>>223180581Call him gay.
>Want to post some Dragon Ball art>4chin blocking it>Asks for email verification>Captcha required to do it>"Use the scroll bar below to find the image that is not like the others">Three greyscale shapes that all look the same>No obvious answer and fail every timeI must have been dropped on my head too because this is fucked
>>223183456the thing about special beam cannons is, they hurt like crap, man!
>>223180581Raditz had a power level over four times that of Goku. Why was he so easily incapacitated by a full nelson? Real life equivalent would be if an adult man was incapacitated by a child or early adolescent.
>>22318058130+ y/o childless balding men discussing a cartoon scene from 20 years ago btw
>>223186919It's a saiyan thing.
>>223180581Go back to /a/
>>223189600He just got hosed by Gohan moments before. He wasn't really operating at his best by that point.
>>223189773There is literally nothing left coming out that isn't faggot coded unless you're watching old media, dragon ball z is the closest you'll get to Clint Eastwood nowdays
>>223186853Saiyans are racist
